Incels offer touching Mother’s Day tributes to all the “whores who opened their legs”

Wait, if “Prime Foids” are rejecting “sub5 males” who are “in most cases their looksmatches,” then these “Prime Foids” must in most cases be “sub5.” So how are they “Prime?”

I know, I know, asking for their sentences to make any sense even after you decode the manspeak is a lost cause.

@WWTH
And all the beta cucks who think they are the fathers of their children are just gaslit again.

“My life will be unfulfilled unless I can make one of these disgusting whoring garbage whore foids the Precious Earth Vessel Of My Biological Children.”

Something went off the rails here.

@Allandrel:

Wait, if “Prime Foids” are rejecting “sub5 males” who are “in most cases their looksmatches,” then these “Prime Foids” must in most cases be “sub5.” So how are they “Prime?”

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Wait, if “Prime Foids” are rejecting “sub5 males” who are “in most cases their looksmatches,” then these “Prime Foids” must in most cases be “sub5.” So how are they “Prime?”

I took “prime” to mean young, as opposed to “post wall roasties”. Manospherians seem to think women’s attractiveness is very much age dependent, rapidly declining after young adult age. (Not to mention their belief that young adult women these days tend to rapidly “devalue” themselves with sexual promiscuity.)

Apparently, a woman’s “SMV rating” isn’t supposed to be age dependent because it somehow reflects an overall lifetime attractiveness, or something. Hence, young women supposedly tend to be more attractive than their male “looksmatches”. By the time a woman is “past wall”, she’s supposed to be married with her looksmatch, relying on his lifelong faithfulness.

This probably feeds into the manospherian tendency of ignoring/erasing the existence of less attractive (or older) women, which then becomes a self-reinforcing bias. Hence, it is assumed that “ugly” young men are entitled due to “looksmatch” to date reasonably nice looking girls. This again probably reinforces the perception that “nearly all women” unfairly go to the “20% most attractive men”, while basking in the attention of less fortunate men.

the most important thing possible on planet earth, that is to make a foid a Mother to our biological children.

Even if you subscribe to the belief that the most important thing humans can do is have biological children of their own, you should probably realise it’s a huge tell if your stated goal isn’t to have children but to make a woman have them with you.

@Snowberry

This seems to be implying that their fathers, or their “real” fathers, are Chads, yet they got subhuman genes from him. Somehow.

I was actually very slightly impressed that metabuxx seemed to think that “subhuman” women pairing up with Chads breed “truecel” sons, since a lot of people who have silly ideas about biology seem to think that boys inherit the traits of their father while girls inherit the traits of their mother, even though anyone who has parents, siblings or interactions with other people and their parents and/or siblings can tell you that’s just not true.

Though, going all

we also admire those women who could have been mothers but instead chose to kill their innocent babies with impunity

just ruins it again, since if you are a woman and have a baby, you are technically the baby’s mother whether you keep it, give it up for adoption or kill it with impunity or anything else, regardless of the baby’s “innocence”. Unless you think anything (up to and including a zygote?) is a baby, or think that people can only be called mothers if they raise their babies to adulthood or something.

But words are hard, I guess.

Wait, wait. Why, in the incel worldview, is Chad sleeping with all these sub-8 women? In order to breed with Chad, a woman has to land Chad first, and Chad has only so much time to spread around. If he’s spoiled for choice, why isn’t he restricting himself only to the dimes? Why does he bother with a 5, when he could have a 9 or a 10 that same night? Does Chad take any time off to sexually recharge or just sleep a full night, since he’s apparently so busy sleeping indiscriminately with every woman he meets?

With animals that use the sexy-boys-choosy-girls sexual strategy, the sexual act itself generally takes only a few seconds, enabling the high-value males to mate with any female who likes them and still have time for more. That’s not true for humans. Chad has more of a time investment in having sex than, say, a turkey. He can’t afford to be as equal-opportunity as a turkey tom. The time-management aspect just doesn’t make sense here; it would make more sense for Chad to be as picky as Stacey is, in order to maximize the value of his offspring.

Seriously, folks, take a moment today to think of the mothers of these guys. Imagine going through nine months of pregnancy only to have your child turn into one of these dudes.

I have two sons and I worry about this a lot. I think it would be relatively easy for a depressed adolescent to get sucked into a group like this. For now, there are no signs that concern me, but a lot happens when we’re not around.

@Masse_mysteria

no real-world considerations come into play.

That seems to be generally true of the manosphere as a whole.

@Yutolia

Because of course incels believe Chads don’t pay taxes.

Weirdly, they’ve almost accidentally stumbled across an understanding of how capitalism exploits people. If they replace Chads in that belief with the top 0.0001%, they’ve got something.

@Allandrel
Do incels think that Chads and Stacies have W-shaped pupils, too? That’s my favorite cuttlefish fact.

I see they’re as charming as always.