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Incels offer touching Mother’s Day tributes to all the “whores who opened their legs”

By David Futrelle

Today is a very special day on the Incels.co forums, because it’s a day of celebration for the women that incels love the most, their own mothers.

So naturally the site is filled with sweet tributes to these women and to mothers in general.

Here, one incel offers his appreciation to the single mothers of the world.

[LDAR] Happy mothers day to all the beautiful queens who opened their legs
 Thread starter NEETard 
#1
Being a whore while being a mother must be hard work so shout out to all the single mothers out there

Here a fellow with a somewhat naughty name (which I have censored) expresses his desire to become a father.

[It's Over] Happy Mothers Day ! ! !
 
On this "Mothers Day", lets all reflect on how We, the people of the Incel Cinematic Universe will never get to creampiemaxxx & impregnate a foid to sire children to continue our genetic bloodlines.

Prime Foids and post wall roasties are absolutely ruthless & brutal in rejecting sub5 males (in most cases their looksmatches) in pursuit of Chad and this effectively means we will never get to do the most important thing possible on planet earth, that is to make a foid a Mother to our biological children.

Meanwhile, this fellow offers these lovely sentiments to all sorts of mothers (and even some non-mothers) around the world:

[JFL] Happy Mother's Day folks..

Together we respect single mothers who ride the cock carousel, have Chad's babies and then leech off the money of beta tax payers.
Today we celebrate all mothers who gaslight and virtue signal their sons about women's nature, hide the blackpilled truth from them and turn them into bluepilled simps.
Today we remind ourselves that inceldom is on the rise because of ugly subhuman women who breed with superior Chads, pass on their inferior genes and produce truecel sons.
Today we acclaim all women who divorce rape their beta husbands, separate their kids from their fathers and turn their sons into criminals and their daughters into whores.
Today we'll also admire those women who could have been mothers but instead they chose to kill their innocent babies with impunity.
Today we celebrate mediocrity, as being a mother means celebration but being a father means that you are yet another disposable member of the society who is only good for wageslaving.

Seriously, folks, take a moment today to think of the mothers of these guys. Imagine going through nine months of pregnancy only to have your child turn into one of these dudes.

H/T to EXPELincels on Twitter

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Naglfar
Naglfar
4 months ago

Incel Cinematic Universe

Worst movie franchise ever.

will never get to creampiemaxxx & impregnate a foid to sire children to continue our genetic bloodlines

Good. The last thing the world needs is more awful misogynists.
Also, “creampiemaxxx?” Really?

The weird thing about incels is they manage to simultaneously think they are subhuman and that they should be entitled to reproduce. If they truly think their genes are horrible, why should they want to propagate them to the next generation?

being a mother means celebration but being a father means that you are yet another disposable member of the society.

Umm…Father’s Day also exists, just wait about a month. Though I’m sure incels can also find a way to shit on women on Father’s Day.

Allandrel
Allandrel
4 months ago

Wait, if “Prime Foids” are rejecting “sub5 males” who are “in most cases their looksmatches,” then these “Prime Foids” must in most cases be “sub5.” So how are they “Prime?”

I know, I know, asking for their sentences to make any sense even after you decode the manspeak is a lost cause.

weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee

Though I’m sure incels can also find a way to shit on women on Father’s Day.

Well, only chads become fathers, so therefore Father’s Day is a horrible holiday that foids and roasties just use as another excuse to elevate chads above incels.

Naglfar
Naglfar
4 months ago

@WWTH
And all the beta cucks who think they are the fathers of their children are just gaslit again.

Snowberry
Snowberry
4 months ago

Wait. Wait wait wait wait wait.

This seems to be implying that their fathers, or their “real” fathers, are Chads, yet they got subhuman genes from him. Somehow.

I mean, a lot of them have been effectively implying this all along, but I only just realized. Chalk it up to general incoherency, I guess.

Buttercup Q. Skullpants
Buttercup Q. Skullpants
4 months ago

“My life will be unfulfilled unless I can make one of these disgusting whoring garbage whore foids the Precious Earth Vessel Of My Biological Children.”

Something went off the rails here.

Nikki the Bluth Wannabe
Nikki the Bluth Wannabe
4 months ago

It’s not that women are all seeking Chads or ignoring their “looksmatches” (eyeroll), it’s just that we’re trying to avoid these whiny, entitled incels.

Moggie
Moggie
4 months ago

@Allandrel:

Wait, if “Prime Foids” are rejecting “sub5 males” who are “in most cases their looksmatches,” then these “Prime Foids” must in most cases be “sub5.” So how are they “Prime?”

Free shipping.

Moggie
Moggie
4 months ago

Making Mother’s Day about sex is especially creepy.

Lumipuna
Lumipuna
4 months ago

Wait, if “Prime Foids” are rejecting “sub5 males” who are “in most cases their looksmatches,” then these “Prime Foids” must in most cases be “sub5.” So how are they “Prime?”

I took “prime” to mean young, as opposed to “post wall roasties”. Manospherians seem to think women’s attractiveness is very much age dependent, rapidly declining after young adult age. (Not to mention their belief that young adult women these days tend to rapidly “devalue” themselves with sexual promiscuity.)

Apparently, a woman’s “SMV rating” isn’t supposed to be age dependent because it somehow reflects an overall lifetime attractiveness, or something. Hence, young women supposedly tend to be more attractive than their male “looksmatches”. By the time a woman is “past wall”, she’s supposed to be married with her looksmatch, relying on his lifelong faithfulness.

This probably feeds into the manospherian tendency of ignoring/erasing the existence of less attractive (or older) women, which then becomes a self-reinforcing bias. Hence, it is assumed that “ugly” young men are entitled due to “looksmatch” to date reasonably nice looking girls. This again probably reinforces the perception that “nearly all women” unfairly go to the “20% most attractive men”, while basking in the attention of less fortunate men.

Kat, ambassador of the feminist government in exile
Kat, ambassador of the feminist government in exile
4 months ago

Day 4,380 (approximately): Pepe the frog held hostage by death cult.

https://www.latimes.com/politics/la-na-pol-pepe-the-frog-hate-symbol-20161011-snap-htmlstory.html

Free the frog!

Masse_Mysteria
Masse_Mysteria
4 months ago

the most important thing possible on planet earth, that is to make a foid a Mother to our biological children.

Even if you subscribe to the belief that the most important thing humans can do is have biological children of their own, you should probably realise it’s a huge tell if your stated goal isn’t to have children but to make a woman have them with you.

@Snowberry

This seems to be implying that their fathers, or their “real” fathers, are Chads, yet they got subhuman genes from him. Somehow.

I was actually very slightly impressed that metabuxx seemed to think that “subhuman” women pairing up with Chads breed “truecel” sons, since a lot of people who have silly ideas about biology seem to think that boys inherit the traits of their father while girls inherit the traits of their mother, even though anyone who has parents, siblings or interactions with other people and their parents and/or siblings can tell you that’s just not true.

Though, going all

we also admire those women who could have been mothers but instead chose to kill their innocent babies with impunity

just ruins it again, since if you are a woman and have a baby, you are technically the baby’s mother whether you keep it, give it up for adoption or kill it with impunity or anything else, regardless of the baby’s “innocence”. Unless you think anything (up to and including a zygote?) is a baby, or think that people can only be called mothers if they raise their babies to adulthood or something.

But words are hard, I guess.

Naglfar
Naglfar
4 months ago

@Masse_mysteria

a lot of people who have silly ideas about biology seem to think that boys inherit the traits of their father while girls inherit the traits of their mother, even though anyone who has parents, siblings or interactions with other people and their parents and/or siblings can tell you that’s just not true.

Maybe the chads are carrying recessive genes for incelism? /s
I always find it weird when people think that people only inherit the traits of their same sex parent. In addition to being obviously wrong, it’s very easily disproven. Even in my own family, I (AMAB) look a lot more like my mother than my father (eyes, hair, and general facial structure), while my younger sister who is cis looks more like my father.

Unless you think anything (up to and including a zygote?) is a baby, or think that people can only be called mothers if they raise their babies to adulthood or something.

IIRC incels are anti-abortion, so they might be referring to women who had abortions. And it seems likely they do hold that view on zygotes as a result.

Or they could be just trying to find another way to shit on women.

Policy of Madness
Policy of Madness
4 months ago

Wait, wait. Why, in the incel worldview, is Chad sleeping with all these sub-8 women? In order to breed with Chad, a woman has to land Chad first, and Chad has only so much time to spread around. If he’s spoiled for choice, why isn’t he restricting himself only to the dimes? Why does he bother with a 5, when he could have a 9 or a 10 that same night? Does Chad take any time off to sexually recharge or just sleep a full night, since he’s apparently so busy sleeping indiscriminately with every woman he meets?

With animals that use the sexy-boys-choosy-girls sexual strategy, the sexual act itself generally takes only a few seconds, enabling the high-value males to mate with any female who likes them and still have time for more. That’s not true for humans. Chad has more of a time investment in having sex than, say, a turkey. He can’t afford to be as equal-opportunity as a turkey tom. The time-management aspect just doesn’t make sense here; it would make more sense for Chad to be as picky as Stacey is, in order to maximize the value of his offspring.

Naglfar
Naglfar
4 months ago

@PoM
Maybe Chad isn’t human, or doesn’t act like one at least. Or maybe Chad has very severe premature ejaculation so it only takes him a few seconds?

Susan
Susan
4 months ago

Seriously, folks, take a moment today to think of the mothers of these guys. Imagine going through nine months of pregnancy only to have your child turn into one of these dudes.

I have two sons and I worry about this a lot. I think it would be relatively easy for a depressed adolescent to get sucked into a group like this. For now, there are no signs that concern me, but a lot happens when we’re not around.

Masse_Mysteria
Masse_Mysteria
4 months ago

@Naglfar
For the record, I did think it was a reference to abortion, but since “abortion” and “killing a baby” are very different things, it just didn’t seem to be saying what I thought the intention was.

@Policy of Madness
I’d be surprised if incels thought about it that much. I always assumed they thought that since they aren’t having sex with any of the women, someone must be having sex with all of the women (as the only reason women exist is that they have sex with men?), so no real-world considerations come into play. For all I know, by the way some incels write, they might actually think sex is some sort of an exchange of tokens, something you can do in a few seconds.

Naglfar
Naglfar
4 months ago

@Masse_mysteria

no real-world considerations come into play.

That seems to be generally true of the manosphere as a whole.

Yutolia the Laissez-Fairy Pronoun Boner
Yutolia the Laissez-Fairy Pronoun Boner
4 months ago

have Chad’s babies then leech of the money of beta tax payers

Because of course incels believe Chads don’t pay taxes.

Oh, poor downtrodden incels, expected to pay for the same things everyone else has to! Oh no!

Naglfar
Naglfar
4 months ago

@Yutolia

Because of course incels believe Chads don’t pay taxes.

Weirdly, they’ve almost accidentally stumbled across an understanding of how capitalism exploits people. If they replace Chads in that belief with the top 0.0001%, they’ve got something.

Allandrel
Allandrel
4 months ago

@Masse_Mysteria

For all I know, by the way some incels write, they might actually think sex is some sort of an exchange of tokens, something you can do in a few seconds.

Oh, like cuttlefish!

Naglfar
Naglfar
4 months ago

@Allandrel
Do incels think that Chads and Stacies have W-shaped pupils, too? That’s my favorite cuttlefish fact.

Policy of Madness
Policy of Madness
4 months ago

My favorite cuttlefish fact is that cuttlefish can see wavelengths that we cannot, and their color-changing act is much more vivid and colorful to them than it is to us.

Tovius
Tovius
4 months ago

I see they’re as charming as always.

Cyborgette
Cyborgette
4 months ago

Slightly but not entirely OT, this came up elsewhere today:

https://www.reddit.com/r/cats/comments/a3l8zd/my_cat_pees_a_tiny_bit_when_he_kneads/eb746r9/

Incels, eat your hearts out.

Nanny Oggs Bosom
Nanny Oggs Bosom
4 months ago

At this point, they can only be satirising themselves? Surely?

Moon Custafer
Moon Custafer
4 months ago

@Naglfar, @Snowberry:

The weird thing about incels is they manage to simultaneously think they are subhuman and that they should be entitled to reproduce. If they truly think their genes are horrible, why should they want to propagate them to the next generation?

I’m guessing they don’t really believe themselves to be subhuman, it’s a ‘look what you’ve made me do’ performance of self-hatred: “Well, if I can’t have sex with any woman I want, I guess I’m not allowed to do anything! I guess I’m a subhuman monster! Better go crawl on the ground and eat worms, hadn’t I?!”

Naglfar
Naglfar
4 months ago

@Moon Custafer
That may be true to a degree, but I think incels also genuinely do hate themselves. Though it is hard to tell what they actually believe because they are so overly dramatic and Poe’s law comes into play.

Regardless, I wonder if it would help incels if they had a healthy hobby to distract themselves. When I’ve been depressed or otherwise feeling down, hobbies have sometimes helped.

Policy of Madness
Policy of Madness
4 months ago

@Naglfar

Incels’ problem is not depression, it’s misogyny and anger. While I have no doubt that some incels are clinically depressed and could benefit from therapy and/or meds, the majority of them are angry rather than depressed. That anger is entirely self-inflicted.

Big Titty Demon
Big Titty Demon
4 months ago

A general question, responding to “think of the mothers who had a son turn into one of these dudes.” One of the stereotypes is “living in mother’s basement.”

If I had a son that turned out like this, I would straight kick him out when he reached his age of majority. He would indeed be homeless or have to wage slave to fund his own internet and lodgings to post this shit, no free rides off his mum for that. Am I inhuman for this? I don’t think that a mother should have to suffer abuse at the hands of the sons that post this kind of shit.*

*Which I’ve seen, I know a friend’s younger brother turned into one and he’s disgusting towards his mother. So far he’s not hit her, but he screams at her and is verbally horrible in a way that no guest–and he is a guest now that she is not required by law to support him–should be towards their host, let alone a son towards his mother. Along with other problems he creates for her, trashing her house, getting the cops called, etc.

Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
4 months ago

@ naglfar

I think incels also genuinely do hate themselves.

I’m not sure that’s necessarily correct. It’s like the idea that bullies have low self esteem. Often they have very high self esteem; hence their impulse to dominate.

Some movement no doubt do arise from doubt and self loathing. I suspect for many Nazism was a manifestation of neuroses.

But I think the defining character of incels is a sense of entitlement. So it’s their perceived situation they hate; and the people they believe responsible for that, rather than themselves.

YMMV of course, it’s just a hypothesis.

Snowberry
Snowberry
4 months ago

@Policy of Madness: One can be both angry and depressed; in fact, constant anger about unfulfilled entitlements (among other things) can result in depression. Giving up that anger is the first step in recovery, but as it’s usually the only thing which still feels real it can be the hardest thing one can do in that situation, perhaps even harder than suicide sometimes.

Policy of Madness
Policy of Madness
4 months ago

@Snowberry

Sure, one can be both, but it’s the anger (specifically at women) that defines incels. There are plenty of depressed people out there who are not terrible. Depression doesn’t make a person terrible, it’s anger.

Snowberry
Snowberry
4 months ago

@Policy of Madness:
I’m not sure we’re on the same page here. I had the impression you were saying that chronic anger and depression are unrelated, and was meaning to correct that as “where both exist in the same person, they nearly always *are* related”… but you seem to have responded as if I were excusing the anger somehow, but I’m not 100% sure of that.

On the subject in general:
Even if some incels are trolling with the self-hate (or even if some of them are fake incels trolling real incels) that kind of thing can become a “your mind makes it real” situation if you do it too much.

Tabby Lavalamp
Tabby Lavalamp
4 months ago

“Today we celebrate all mothers who gaslight and virtue signal their sons about women’s nature…”

Huh. Who’d have thought the poorly but excessively used “virtue signal” would cease to have any actual meaning at all.

Naglfar
Naglfar
4 months ago

O/T, but could be for a future post:
Even other TERFs are starting to turn on Graham Linehan (link cw transphobia). Admittedly it’s mainly because they think he’s making them look bad, not because they have an issue with his transphobia (though a few did actually criticize his actions), but I’m curious if this is building up to some sort of “gender critical” civil war between pro-Glinner and anti-Glinner factions. A TERF war, if you will.

Policy of Madness
Policy of Madness
4 months ago

Admittedly it’s mainly because they think he’s making them look bad, not because they have an issue with his transphobia

TERFs make themselves look bad? NO. Say it isn’t so!

Although it’s fun to see TERFs eating their own, it always does bother me when feminists put some dude up on a pedestal just because he’s saying that women are humans. It’s giving a man extra kudos for meeting basic standards. It happened with Hugo Schwyzer, too, and he, too, turned out to be an embarrassment to all the (white) women who supported him. It’s super cringey that even TERFs fall to the male-savior trope.

Naglfar
Naglfar
4 months ago

@PoM

it always does bother me when feminists put some dude up on a pedestal just because he’s saying that women are humans. It’s giving a man extra kudos for meeting basic standards.

I know, and Graham is gross to cis women as well as trans* people, so I’m not condoning him in any way. And to their credit a couple of the TERFs did actually point out that issue and give actual criticism of him. I just think it’s telling that it took until something like the last week to get them to stop worshiping him.

Policy of Madness
Policy of Madness
4 months ago

@Naglfar

Even if he were perfectly feminist and not TE, it would be cringey to see him held up as an icon. You’d think radical feminists would be less susceptible to this, but I guess not. :/

Naglfar
Naglfar
4 months ago

@PoM

You’d think radical feminists would be less susceptible to this, but I guess not.

I feel like at this point that any radical feminist views TERFs may have they are willing to put aside when convenient, like when allying with conservative anti-LGBT and antifeminist groups or sharing a platform with white nationalists. Similarly, they were able to put aside such views to embrace Graham’s harassment of cis women who didn’t agree with them.

Allandrel
Allandrel
4 months ago

It does seem to be a pattern that when TERFs actually push back on one of their own, it is never “this is bad,” but “this could be used to make us look bad.”

That says a great deal about them. They don’t object to the awful views, they object to those views being expressed out loud where others can see them.

Naglfar
Naglfar
4 months ago

@Allandrel

they object to those views being expressed out loud where others can see them.

What’s funny about that is that in general TERFs and the alt right both seem to think their communications on public forums are super secret and will never be seen by others. As a result, they are confused about why their false flag operations rarely fool anyone other than each other. Pretty much all their subreddits and forums like Mumsnet are out in the open to see, and even their federated social media sites like Glindr and Spinster can be accessed by non-members with Fediverse viewing links (like this, cw transphobia).

Victorious Parasol
4 months ago

@Naglfar

Funny but not uncommon, alas. Back in my LiveJournal days, I remember butting heads with another LJer who didn’t think I knew what I was talking about because I hadn’t left comments on her journal entries. Apparently she thought I would have left a comment if I’d read them. I’m still boggling over that one – admittedly, this happened years ago, but “The Lurkers Support Me in E-mail” had already been written.

Naglfar
Naglfar
4 months ago

O/T: further Graham update:
He posted a self-pitying screed to his website saying he won’t take the offending tweets down and will try to use this time to “raise awareness” of other TERFs who have been “silenced.” In other words, he won’t be back on Twitter any time soon because of his own ego, so that’s good news.