By David Futrelle
I suppose it was inevitable. Incels obsess endlessly over what they call the “dogpill,” their evidently quite sincere belief that a large number of white women are having sex with their dogs. So I guess it was only a matter of time before one of these weirdos began to wonder if he could get in on all this alleged dog sex himself, and use man’s best friend to “ascend” to the realm of the sex-havers, i.e. fuck a dog himself.
He just wants to find one that reminds him of a white person. Because in addition to being a potential dog-molester, he’s racist as fuck.
Take it away, Wizard32 on the Incels.co forums:
![[Discussion] if we were to emulate foids and use dogpill to ascend with female for 1st time, are there even any breeds that are attractive?
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Cartoon dogs are the only ones I've found attractive so far. I was trying to think of what dog would be the least like a nigger.
Best I can figure is dalmatians since they're mostly white and short-haired so it would feel sort of caucasian and they're pretty big so probably would have tunnel size comparable to human.](https://i2.wp.com/www.wehuntedthemammoth.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/2020-04-19_17-30-22USE.png?fit=409%2C1024)
WHAT THE FUCK I CAN’T EVEN YOU SICK FUCK
He helpfully posts some NSFW dalmatian sex cartoons to illustrate what’s going on in his brain, I guess; I’ve left them out of the screenshot on the off chance you have not lost your lunch yet.
Wizard32’s colleagues on Incels.co are not exactly encouraging.
“Dogs just aren’t attractive,” writes someone called cryptic__egg.
Dogs work for foids since they only require dick to be happy, but men are attracted to the whole female form, and vaginas alone look like shit 99% of the time. Dogs aren’t viable cope.
Another commenter shares cryptic’s disgust, but goes on to offer some helpful suggestions. As frustratedhapa puts it:
There are tons of beautiful breeds, but none sexually attractive. Only a sicko would find a dog hot. But perhaps you can program your mind to be turned on by them. Try watching tons of animal porn until it becomes an acquired taste.
If you’re looking for a beautiful WHITE dog, try a samoyed:
Or if you want shorthaired, get a white labrador:
Wizard32 also suggests that he could be into dolphin sex.
If you were swimming with a human foid and got a boner for her but then she grabbed your dick and jammed it into the slit of a dolphin foid I bet you would let the dolphiness fuck you to completion even if you weren’t drunk.
Dudes, leave the animals alone. Please.
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I regret to report that a poster on the Incels.co forum weighed in with a URL for incels into this stuff. Did not click.
Ok, I’m not going to respond to the main article because quite frankly it’s just too odd and disgusting.
But that top picture of the husky, does he look like Daniel Craig or what?
Some days I wish I didn’t read this blog.
@Ohlmann
Yep, dolphins are indeed capable of pulling this shit
The ‘beastiality’ thing as a synonym for brutality dates back to WW1 at least.
There was a even propaganda film, starring Lon Chaney, called The Kaiser, the Beast of Berlin.
@Snowberry
I know, I was trying to make a joke by combining the words “dolphin” and “foid” to make up an incel term for dolphin females.
@An Autistic Giraffe
I don’t know what happened, but a few days ago I happened to check r/IncelsWithoutHate when David LinkedIn it and they were celebrating having “outlasted” it.
@Moggie: Aw! Coming from you, that’s a huge compliment.
I read through that thread and was amused to see a discussion of the Monty Hall problem. Four years later, and we’re still no closer to solving it.
It also made me miss Imaginary Petal, EJ, and Scildfreja. Wherever they are, I hope they’re safe and well.
“Ascend” to bestiality. That’s some Orwellian doublespeak right there.
Wait, I thought short hair was anathema? And obviously you don’t want a working breed.
Or a land whale.
I’m reliably informed by Ezzie and Gyfa (that is, I looked at this post, looked at my dogs who are napping on the settee next to me, and tried not to hurl) that any incel attempting to sexually assault them will have their cocks bitten off very quickly. And I am not referring to chicken slaying.
@Dalillama @Alan
Thanks for the info.
@Buttercup
The incel also appears to have forgotten that Dalmatians have black spots, which is one of the most noticeable traits of the breed.
@naglfar : I don’t think they have anything against white-skinned black-haired people either.
What is the color of the actual skin of a dog ? Do it change depending on breed ? I never though I would ask myself the question …
@Ohlmann
I think the skin of most breeds is pink or brown, but they wouldn’t be seeing much of the skin probably.
With cats the skin colour can at least sometimes follow fur colour. We had a tortoiseshell-tabby with a big black patch on one side of her face which went over her nose… and the skin of her nose was sort of charcoal grey on that side and pink on the other. A couple of toe ‘beans’ had the same sort of split colour matching the patterns of the fur around it.
@Jenora Feuer
Guinea pig skin follows fur color in the same way.
Maybe none of them if your depictions of a black person is someone that is completely uncivilized and depends on someone to feed them.
I think I stumbled upon dogpill’s great grandfather on one polish webside about history.
https://ciekawostkihistoryczne.pl/2018/09/18/kobiety-a-seks-ze-zwierzetami-dlaczego-ten-krakowski-seksuolog-twierdzil-ze-wszystkie-kobiety-maja-sklonnosc-do-zoofilii/
Unfortunatelly it entirelly features only “doctors” who ran their practices in Poland. It took place on the brink of XX century. How the hell this quasi-scientific abomination made it’s way into present. And it was considered weird BACK THEN
I’m guessing that when they find that afterwards nothing has changed other than they’re now a dogfucker, they’ll blame the dog for not making them a better person.
@Snowberry
-id and -oid aren’t quite interchangeable, but I guess it doesn’t really matter. Still, shoulda been “phoid”.
@Pie
I think they’ll still find a way to blame women, probably by claiming it’s the women’s fault for not sleeping with them that made them fuck dogs.
Incel: You feeemoids need to have sex with me!
Women: Nope.
Incel: Fine. Have it your way, I’ll go fuck a dog instead.
*after*
Incel: Now it’s all your fault I had a bad time fucking a dog, dammit!
I don’t know. I read most of the “dogpill” rhetoric as inside jokes and self-aware hyperbole. Yes, jokes can have real feeling behind them, but I don’t think most incels believe women commonly have sex with dogs or horses or other animals.
I guess the baseline is the fact that girls can get very affectionale with their pets. While incels are left alone, seething inside. This particular guy
looks like genuine authentic zoophile,plain and simple
@Aaron : you’re an optimist. Ten years ago, people used to say that 4chan’s racist antics were inside jokes and self aware hyperbole.
Turn out, it wasn’t for a significant portion of them.
@Aaron
I’m guessing that even if the person or people who came up with it meant it as a hyperbole, the others just ran with it and came up with fishpills and what have you.
Though if there was any intent involved, it might have been just to justify dog-fucking somewhere down the line.
@Aaron
If they mentioned it one in a while, I’d say maybe it’s a joke. When they discuss it this regularly and spend so much time thinking about it, it seems they genuinely believe it, likely as a result of projection.
I’d cheer on any dog that bit these guys.
ETA: If they’d stop equating sex with apotheosis, they’d be much happier.
@ Vicky P
Seneca equated apotheosis with turning into a pumpkin.
It was a politics thing.