By David Futrelle
I suppose it was inevitable. Incels obsess endlessly over what they call the “dogpill,” their evidently quite sincere belief that a large number of white women are having sex with their dogs. So I guess it was only a matter of time before one of these weirdos began to wonder if he could get in on all this alleged dog sex himself, and use man’s best friend to “ascend” to the realm of the sex-havers, i.e. fuck a dog himself.
He just wants to find one that reminds him of a white person. Because in addition to being a potential dog-molester, he’s racist as fuck.
Take it away, Wizard32 on the Incels.co forums:
![[Discussion] if we were to emulate foids and use dogpill to ascend with female for 1st time, are there even any breeds that are attractive?
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Cartoon dogs are the only ones I've found attractive so far. I was trying to think of what dog would be the least like a nigger.
Best I can figure is dalmatians since they're mostly white and short-haired so it would feel sort of caucasian and they're pretty big so probably would have tunnel size comparable to human.](https://i2.wp.com/www.wehuntedthemammoth.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/2020-04-19_17-30-22USE.png?fit=409%2C1024)
WHAT THE FUCK I CAN’T EVEN YOU SICK FUCK
He helpfully posts some NSFW dalmatian sex cartoons to illustrate what’s going on in his brain, I guess; I’ve left them out of the screenshot on the off chance you have not lost your lunch yet.
Wizard32’s colleagues on Incels.co are not exactly encouraging.
“Dogs just aren’t attractive,” writes someone called cryptic__egg.
Dogs work for foids since they only require dick to be happy, but men are attracted to the whole female form, and vaginas alone look like shit 99% of the time. Dogs aren’t viable cope.
Another commenter shares cryptic’s disgust, but goes on to offer some helpful suggestions. As frustratedhapa puts it:
There are tons of beautiful breeds, but none sexually attractive. Only a sicko would find a dog hot. But perhaps you can program your mind to be turned on by them. Try watching tons of animal porn until it becomes an acquired taste.
If you’re looking for a beautiful WHITE dog, try a samoyed:
Or if you want shorthaired, get a white labrador:
Wizard32 also suggests that he could be into dolphin sex.
If you were swimming with a human foid and got a boner for her but then she grabbed your dick and jammed it into the slit of a dolphin foid I bet you would let the dolphiness fuck you to completion even if you weren’t drunk.
Dudes, leave the animals alone. Please.
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Between this and Trump talking about how difficult it is to get aroused, I’m feeling pretty nauseated right now.
I don’t even know where to begin. As a dog owner, I’m rather disturbed by this whole thing.
Frankly, I’m just kind of sad (but unsurprised) that such cartoons exist on the internet. I guess some people got way too into 101 Dalmations?
Wait, I thought the problem was that “foids” wanted Chads who looked absolutely perfect and that’s why incels weren’t having sex. Now they only want dick?
I thought even Nazis were anti-bestiality. Guess I was wrong.
I’ve swam with dolphins before (though obviously never had sex with any) and I can say that while dolphins are known for lewd behavior and occasionally making advances onto humans, it is probably quite difficult to jam someone else’s penis into a dolphin’s vagina while swimming, and the dolphin (which are quite strong and could injure someone) probably wouldn’t be all too happy about it. And IIRC dolphins mate underwater so this would make it likely that the person would drown. So this is a horrible idea for many additional reasons beyond the obvious.
Also, I don’t think a female dolphin is called a “dolphiness.” Though some part of me is surprised they didn’t call her a “dolphinoid.”
A similar topic four years ago resulted in one of the best one-liners ever to appear at WHTM, IMO.
The best one to try would be a short-tempered one with big teeth. Go for it, Wizard. A Darwin Award could be in your future.
@Ann K
Or just go straight to wolves.
Would you mind terribly putting a content warning for “n-word & extreme racism” and also censoring the n-word? That’s a very hateful but if internet shitlordery there. Wew, lad.
So gross. All of it, beyond imagining gross. Or at least I wish it was beyond imagining.
So when they talk about the dogpill, they’re actually projecting harder than an IMAX theater.
Got it.
@Naglfar:
I thought even Nazis were anti-bestiality. Guess I was wrong.
Well, strictly speaking, “Wizard32″‘s requests were racist, but not specifically in line with the tenets of National Socialism. There’s none of the essential anti-Semitic, Aryan triumphalist, and genocidal promoting squawks that follow that particular line of hatred. So, there’s really nothing in his request to suggest that he’s a Nazi.
Rather, he’s much more your run of the mill racist, misogynistic bestiality-prone waste of space.
Which, honestly, is a sentence I never thought I would be writing.
@Kevin R.
I feel like that’s the case with everything incels and the right wing as a whole talk about. They really took Goebbel’s advice to heart to “accuse your enemy of that which you are guilty.”
@Robert Haynie
Regardless of whether or not he fits the exact definition of Nazi, I thought most people, even otherwise reprehensible ones, would find bestiality a bridge too far.
Okay, the fact that they’re trying to force an analogue of our already arbitrary human racial categories onto a completely different species and then failing by whatever internal logic this requires is pretty funny.
Like, they realize that fur =/= skin, and that all dogs have pink skin, right? If anything, it would seem that fur is the equivalent to human hair, in which case they’re saying that white brunets are the same as black people.
Someone is gonna slip up and participate in interspecies white genocide if they don’t get their facts straight.
If those NSFW dalmatian cartoons were antrophomorfic, I’d assume this dude is rather into furries..
This is just all to awful to even contemplate. It does remind me of the very first call I answered as a counselor at hotline for my local Battered women’s shelter and I thank whatever is holy that my trainer/supervisor was still holding my hand. The caller described a relationship that was controlling and escalating into violent territory. I talked with the woman for quite a while, got as much info as I could and gave her some options for help. As the call was winding down, the woman uttered words that I will never forget “and I think he’s forcing himself on the dog”. All I could think was to ask the breed, which was chihuahua . I hung up quickly and dialed the SPCA while Anshan and muttering “pencil dick”
@Anna
Regrettably, I checked. Not anthropomorphic. Just man banging dog.
WHY CAN’T THIS MAN GET LAID?? I just can’t figure out why women don’t want to be with him. You’re just shallow and can’t stand his tiny wrists right?
brain bleach
You’d think the original Nazis would prefer a German shepherd over a Samoyed.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samoyedic_peoples
On a tangential approach, anyone remember that Jerry Springer applicant applicant (possibly rejected) ‘I married/want to marry my horse?’
In the week that saw the anniversary of the liberation of the concentration camp at Bergen-Belsen, I’m reminded of the contemporary Pathe newsreel I saw featured on a history documentary and the newsreel’s tagline ‘We make no apology for this (depiction) of (Nazi) bestiality.’
In the second paragraph brackets are around words I’m not sure I remembered correctly.
Anyone know if ‘bestiality’ was synonymous with ‘brutality’ in 1945?
The technically correct term is “delphinid”. Not that I’d expect them to know that, if it ever came up.
…I’m being pedantic over trivialities because I feel like saying something but don’t feel like dignifying the whole “dogpill” nonsense with a response.
@Kevin
In this context, yes. In the sense of ‘acting like metaphorical beasts’, rather than having sex with literal beasts.
more brain bleach
Half ot, but I just noticed the reddit watchdog sub inceltears was set to private. Anyone know what happened?
Luckily for dogs, I don’t think these people will ever find dogs attractive, since I bet that the attractiveness of the “female form” has something to do with women being actual humans with inner lives, emotions and so on similar to their own, and that would make for much more enjoyable abuse victims.
@Perry
IIRC my family’s black poodle had a tummy so pale I always thought of it as white when I was a kid.
@Nagflar : I have read reports of a women being sexually assaulted by a dolphin. Didn’t find a confirmation or a snope debunk for that one, but it would not surprise me if it happened given all the strange shits dolphins have done. It could credibly be the reason of that sickening dolphin post, too.
Now, to have animals consent in bestiality is probably just impossible because of how hard it would be to discover willingnes, and while I am all in favor of not underestimating animals mind, their consent would still be dubious even if they were willing.
To continue on marine animal, I wish to be able to do the same as sharks : when sniffing one of thoses sickos, putting more than the length of the USA between them and me.
They often call women bitches… It was just a short step before some goes for real ones, i suppose.
Ah, well, just have to imagine the nope nope nope skipping dog gif.