By David Futrelle
Yesterday, we looked at the “fellas, is it gay” meme — specifically, the way it highlights some of the preposterous (but real) beliefs that some men have about masculinity and gayness, finding examples of “gay panic” tied to everyday activities that are decidedly not related in any way to sexual orientation, like washing between your ass cheeks or ordering dessert in a restaurant.
But a lot of people doing this meme do it in a different way, mocking the very idea of asking “fellas is it gay” by making their questions deliberately absurd and often surreal. Here are some of my favorite ones in this particular genre.
If so, I am gay as hell.
Actually, that one might be a real question.
This poor woman has been scarred for life by this meme:
And speaking of butts, here’s a question for all you cat owners out there:
Huh. My cats, both ladies, just sniff each others anuses. Not sure what that means.
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