By David Futrelle
As something of a connoisseur of misogyny, I’m drawn to the Semen Retention subreddit by its unique mixture of woman-hating and penis-centric woo. While the woo is blatant and ridiculous — the men there think that retaining their sacred seed will give them magical powers and make them irresistible to women and other living things — the misogyny is generally a little subtler.
But not always.
Consider a recent post with the title “How to Keep that energy in your balls and become a King,” in which a butt-obsessed Redditor with the name GoldenSeed98 lays out his vision of the role semen retention should play in what he sees as the necessary subjugation of women in general and “instagram bitches” in particular.
He begins with a lively denunciation of what he considers our sadly pornofied culture, putting much of the blame upon “instagram prostitutes” and their diabolically seductive butts.
The media brainwashes us everyday to bust our seeds,girls are instagram prostitutes selling their bodies for likes of horny feminine betas who want to bust because of a booty.
By the way, the “feminine betas” in question are men, whom he sees as insufficiently masculine due to too much masturbation.
Girls are becoming entrained earlier and earlier each year to become identified with their bodies and to seduce men with their fucking booties.
Damn those booties and their evil powers!
We are seen as weird if we do not watch porn, when its the most antihuman thing there is looking at more prostitutes fucking to fuck up our brains and make us see woman as sex objects.
Huh. I’m pretty sure that male lust has been around a lot longer than internet porn.
At this point GoldenSeed98’s turns the misogyny up to eleven and his sheer weirdness up to twelve.
Woman need to be leaded by men with moral principles but sadly the fucking elite is full of antimoral males who don’t give a fuck about the humans because they believe in demons and just want to get money while they watch humanity get fucked up more and more.
But alas, not even the non-elite men are up to the task of “leading” women, due to sex and drugs and video games.
Men are fucking drained, more feminine than woman and even less ambitious. Playing videogames all day eating like shit, smoking weed every week and getting waisted as fuck every weekend seeking the pussy of a big booty prostitute who gives them atention.
Again we see the subversive power of the fat-bottomed girls.
There is no purpose in men other than getting high to not be depressed, always looking for the next dopamine hit and another Syphilis /aids infected pussy to penetrate. The more you fuck the more of a men you are they think.
Oh, but GoldenSeed98 assures us that he is no misogynist:
(im not hating on women, I use a brutal vocabulary to make things clear I love healthy minded natural women and its mens fault that oversexual women exist)
Luckily, GoldenSeed98 informs us, the solution to all of these booty-related problems is staring us right in the face: all we need to do is reject the tyranny of the ass and start keeping our semen to ourselves.
But there is a way back, we are the new leaders of the world in this oversexual society. Everbody who is reading this is a part of the new leading masculinity, in a world that is getting more feminine day by day it wont take long before this whole shit colapses. When that happens the world will need masculine leaders to get shit working and thats when we come in play.
They come into play by not playing with themselves to come.
We believe in the power of the seed and its benefits so we get more masculine and full of life force day by day, while the 99% of men get more feminine day by day. We do not feel superior than them because they dont know a better way, they have a very low willpower and theire brains are to conditioned to pleasure.
But we are the difference, the wise difference.
The vas deferens, as it were.
We do not look at instagram bitches and do not give them any atention, we do not give money to porn companies and we do not need a vagina to feel like a man, we want one to create a family when we are ready or enjoy some feminine energy every now and then without becoming atached. Our main focus is our purpose and protecting our masculine energy that society wants to steal from us.
We are the Retain generation. We have the power in us and they will only defeat us if we let them.
Stay strong retainers and remember that your seed is gods gift.
This post got 300 upvotes on the Semen Retention subreddit, and inspired more than a hundred comments, most praising the author for his words of inspiration.
“Thank you so much for this post brother,” wrote one commenter. “Great to hear other MEN wanting to bring back that potent masculine energy.”
“Day 49 – thanks for the post brother,” wrote another. “Happy to be reminded why I am fighting this battle.”
Must resist the instagram hottie conspiracy to sap your precious bodily fluids!
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