By David Futrelle
As something of a connoisseur of misogyny, I’m drawn to the Semen Retention subreddit by its unique mixture of woman-hating and penis-centric woo. While the woo is blatant and ridiculous — the men there think that retaining their sacred seed will give them magical powers and make them irresistible to women and other living things — the misogyny is generally a little subtler.
But not always.
Consider a recent post with the title “How to Keep that energy in your balls and become a King,” in which a butt-obsessed Redditor with the name GoldenSeed98 lays out his vision of the role semen retention should play in what he sees as the necessary subjugation of women in general and “instagram bitches” in particular.
He begins with a lively denunciation of what he considers our sadly pornofied culture, putting much of the blame upon “instagram prostitutes” and their diabolically seductive butts.
The media brainwashes us everyday to bust our seeds,girls are instagram prostitutes selling their bodies for likes of horny feminine betas who want to bust because of a booty.
By the way, the “feminine betas” in question are men, whom he sees as insufficiently masculine due to too much masturbation.
Girls are becoming entrained earlier and earlier each year to become identified with their bodies and to seduce men with their fucking booties.
Damn those booties and their evil powers!
We are seen as weird if we do not watch porn, when its the most antihuman thing there is looking at more prostitutes fucking to fuck up our brains and make us see woman as sex objects.
Huh. I’m pretty sure that male lust has been around a lot longer than internet porn.
At this point GoldenSeed98’s turns the misogyny up to eleven and his sheer weirdness up to twelve.
Woman need to be leaded by men with moral principles but sadly the fucking elite is full of antimoral males who don’t give a fuck about the humans because they believe in demons and just want to get money while they watch humanity get fucked up more and more.
But alas, not even the non-elite men are up to the task of “leading” women, due to sex and drugs and video games.
Men are fucking drained, more feminine than woman and even less ambitious. Playing videogames all day eating like shit, smoking weed every week and getting waisted as fuck every weekend seeking the pussy of a big booty prostitute who gives them atention.
Again we see the subversive power of the fat-bottomed girls.
There is no purpose in men other than getting high to not be depressed, always looking for the next dopamine hit and another Syphilis /aids infected pussy to penetrate. The more you fuck the more of a men you are they think.
Oh, but GoldenSeed98 assures us that he is no misogynist:
(im not hating on women, I use a brutal vocabulary to make things clear I love healthy minded natural women and its mens fault that oversexual women exist)
Luckily, GoldenSeed98 informs us, the solution to all of these booty-related problems is staring us right in the face: all we need to do is reject the tyranny of the ass and start keeping our semen to ourselves.
But there is a way back, we are the new leaders of the world in this oversexual society. Everbody who is reading this is a part of the new leading masculinity, in a world that is getting more feminine day by day it wont take long before this whole shit colapses. When that happens the world will need masculine leaders to get shit working and thats when we come in play.
They come into play by not playing with themselves to come.
We believe in the power of the seed and its benefits so we get more masculine and full of life force day by day, while the 99% of men get more feminine day by day. We do not feel superior than them because they dont know a better way, they have a very low willpower and theire brains are to conditioned to pleasure.
But we are the difference, the wise difference.
The vas deferens, as it were.
We do not look at instagram bitches and do not give them any atention, we do not give money to porn companies and we do not need a vagina to feel like a man, we want one to create a family when we are ready or enjoy some feminine energy every now and then without becoming atached. Our main focus is our purpose and protecting our masculine energy that society wants to steal from us.
I do not avoid women, Mandrake, but I do deny them my essence.
We are the Retain generation. We have the power in us and they will only defeat us if we let them.
Stay strong retainers and remember that your seed is gods gift.
This post got 300 upvotes on the Semen Retention subreddit, and inspired more than a hundred comments, most praising the author for his words of inspiration.
“Thank you so much for this post brother,” wrote one commenter. “Great to hear other MEN wanting to bring back that potent masculine energy.”
“Day 49 – thanks for the post brother,” wrote another. “Happy to be reminded why I am fighting this battle.”
Must resist the instagram hottie conspiracy to sap your precious bodily fluids!
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He likes big butts and he’s trying his best to, but cannot, lie.
Because of course the model of masculinity is some dude who spends all his time ranting online about magic jizz.
That sounds like a good thing. I wish I had a body I identified more with.
Semen retainers, you’re not weird because you don’t watch porn, you’re weird because you think your semen will give you superpowers.
Uh, I don’t think it’s that anti human if we’ve been doing it since the dawn of history. And I’m not the one reducing women to sex objects here.
I know what he was going for, but I originally read this as saying that men who don’t have vaginas are valid. And I agree; men with or without vaginas are all valid men.
I guess learning how to spell is a feminine attribute.
I have evil booty powers, but usually only after a shifty vindaloo.
@Correction
Hell, I have that any time I eat anything with too much onion.
It’s kind of sad that this guy thinks being sexually attracted to women = just thinking of them as sex objects. It doesn’t have to. You have a choice to not be a misogynist, y’know.
The spelling mistakes give me weird images here. No, men don’t need to shoot women (please don’t). Yes, men can wear corsets to emphasize their waists, why not?
@epitome
It is sad that this seems to be a common view from heterosexual men.
IIRC at one point it was common for men to wear corsets in formal contexts, seems to have fallen out of favor somewhere along the line.
@Naglfar – Agreed. I’m just speculating, but 2 factors might be 1) privilege; not wanting to let a woman exert too much power over them (oh noes, the feeeemales are distracting me, better not let them think they’re too important) and 2) guilt about sexual desire.
I’m a cis woman, so #1 wasn’t my experience, but I get #2 a little, since I’m bi but was taught (by my mother and one of the schools I went to) that same-gender attraction was bad. I’m really glad that I didn’t get that message before I encountered the idea of being gay at age 9 or 10 – at least I had time to think for myself “that doesn’t sound bad” before the conservative messaging on that issue kicked in. But until age 17 I was like “oh no, maybe liking girls is wrong” and I’d look on women dressed in sexy ways with suspicion (“oh no, they’re tempting me, bad”).
But it wouldn’t be an excuse for me as an adult to slut-shame and demean other women, even if I still thought that way. And it’s not an excuse for the SemenIsMagic-ers & MGTOWs. Yeah, the patriarchal messaging is there, it’s powerful, but at a certain point you have to ignore reality to keep buying into it.
(OK, yeah, preaching to the choir, but it frustrates me.)
Oh yes, last thing, I didn’t mean to imply that men being in corsets is strange!! It was just the idea of “waisted as fuck” that I found funny, so I was like, “Hmm, it’d be funny if he actually meant waists….one garment that emphasizes waistline is a corset…” ETA: a lot of currently “feminine” clothing was considered masculine at some point (e.g. high heels).
If the SR/Miggies/Incels/Red Pillocks/assorted misogynists really wanted some respect for their (debatable) ‘natural’ maleness/’magic body fluids’ they could put it to good public use by donating blood, provided they are physically healthy. Men’s blood seems to be at a premium for some immunological reason, can’t remember the exact source, but there was a BBC News item on it not long (I think) before the coronavirus lockdowns began.
But either they’d view donation for the public good as ‘weak and unmanly’ or find some bizarre vampiric conspiracy theory to ‘justify’ not donating.
@epitome : also, social pressure. Men are pressured to show that they see women as sex objects in a lot of various way, in the same way that they are pressured in not showing emotions.
Which lead to particular absurds situations when a man see a pretty woman, don’t want to hit on her because he is happy in couple, but do so anyway to “show his virility”. Which mean both party don’t want that to actually happen…
You don’t mention anything about becoming attached once you create that family. You haven’t thought that far ahead, have you.
Has you understanded?
yet
@Kevin
I get the feeling they’d also think that govinh away their magic fluids would take away their supposed superpowers so they’d run screaming from the idea.
He seems to be doing a pretty good job of seeing women as sex objects without porn.
If ejaculation really was that emasculating and draining, humans would have withered and died out long before now.
@Buttercup
We would also probably see a lot of cultural changes, like less emphasis on sexuality in media, and we probably wouldn’t have all the cultural ideas about needing sex to be a man.
A while ago in a similar thread someone (Definitely Not Steve?) mentioned that humans probably would have also evolved to have bigger prostates and to not have nocturnal emissions of that were the case.
Unless we want the hole in the ozone layer back, we’d probably best stick to unleaded women.
@Alan : wasn’t the main drawback of leaded fuel the fact it increased criminality by a lot and lowered mental ability ? I don’t remember that it *also* wrecked the ozone layer.
We have to ban fridging women to give male protagonists the tragic backstory from which they just need to break fre(e)on.
(being unleaded is a worthy goal in itself, though the Romans will complain Falernian just ain’t the same without it).
@olhmann
Ah yeah! But I know why I mixed them up…
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Midgley_Jr.
@Alan, yes! I had forgotten about Midgley! Almost beggars belief, doesn’t it. Few people can have quite such a record … :-s
(I wonder if Pratchett thought of him when he came up with the character of Bergholt Stuttley aka ‘Bloody Stupid’ Johnson …)
They are the Mutinies on the Booty.
Ah, well, always the same story, anyway. If this was soooo powerfull, to abstain, you would expect there would be already leaders doing that (or more so, abstain to). It is always fun to see such (potential) potence never been able to rise up outside ludicrous forum posts, and them never wondering why it is not so. Maybe retained seed clog their judgement ?
@opposablethumbs : the freon was something he could not guess. One of the attraction of freon was being chemically inert, apart from ozon I mean, and when he discovered it it *was* miles better than the alternatives, who tended to be toxic, explosives, or both.
No clue however how he thought that leaded gazoline was a good idea. He was aware that lead poisoning existed.
@Ohlmann
At the time corporations were working overtime to cover up the damage of lead, so he probably was in on that effort. In the US, for example, lead paint and all sorts of other lead products were extremely common until stricter regulations were placed in the 1970s.
Leaded gasoline is actually still legal in most countries for aircraft, something which hopefully will change soon because we do now have more public awareness of how harmful lead is.