By David Futrelle
Incels: asking the questions that no one else dares to. Perhaps because these questions are really, really terrible.
Just so you know: Yes, incels and other edgelords like to call the coronavirus “coronachan.” And yes, incels really do believe that large numbers of white women regularly have sex with their dogs. It’s like a whole thing with these guys; they call it “the dogpill” They think they’re literally being cucked by dogs, who are happily having sex with hot babes who would never dream of having sex with an incel.
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I wonder how much of this dog pill business is projection of what the incels secretly want to do. I’ve never had any interest in sex with dogs, and I would imagine most people don’t, yet the incels seem to think about it a lot.
@Naglfar
I think it’s the idea that they think they’re so repulsive that women would rather have sex with dogs than them, and that dogs are a very common pet in the States and often associated with security, a stereotypically masculine role.
Well, we all know that AIDS came from some guy fucking a (male) monkey up the ass, so clearly…
Yes, I have seen that very specific claim somewhere. I am glad to report I don’t remember where.
I saw some fetish art on DeviantArt within the last week or so that had a cute, anime style girl version of COVID 19 being tickle tortured or something along those lines.
This may be a really stupid question, but why are these dickheads calling it “coronachan”? Some kind of 4/8chan related bullshit?
@tim gueguen
… what the…
…okay, i just can’t. i’m outta here
Coronavirus did not happen because somebody ate a bat. Someone got some blood or possibly saliva in a cut and the specific animal version of coronavirus infected them. Happens roughly every damned day. What doesn’t happen everyday is that the animal virus was closely enough related to a human version of a coronavirus (we call what most coronaviruses do to us the common cold) that the guy in question also had. Two completely different types of coronavirus in one person.
Viruses like to exchange DNA. It’s not like having sex, so no need to be the same species, but the result in this case was the animal version got the DNA that made it possible to be transmitted from human to human, making brand new variety of human coronavirus.
Even that is not all that strange. Influenzas do it all the time. The 1918 influenza started on a pig farm in Iowa. It happens with other diseases, most of which are mild, or not easily transmissible. We often don’t even notice them among all the other viruses that make us mildly ill.
This is an unusually bad one, but it is no surprise. We will get bad ones now and then, just by luck. It’s going to be bad. It already is. It’s going to be very bad. Everyone cooperating to lessen the damage while we wait for a vaccine is all we can do. Mother Nature can be a real bitch sometimes.
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As for incels, those miserable little disgusting creeps are their own punishment. They deserve every bad feeling they have.
Most of the time, when I read something about how incels behave or think, I wish I hadn’t. Like right now, for example.
Wait wait wait? so you telling me? that incels? have the capability to think? I don’t believe that.
If it makes you feel better, Ebola got the same “-chan” treatment.
@AJ Canberra
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moe_anthropomorphism
Pity the weeaboo, for he is incapable of viewing dangerous plagues as anything other than badly dressed anime girls with eyes the size of dinner plates.
To be fair, they do an awfully good job of making the dog look like the better option.
@Anonymous
That and the damn Ugandan Knuckles meme treatment.
And heck: I’m a major Anime fan myself: but even I don’t reduce serious and terrible events and plagues to irreverent anime moe-girl personifications.
Only context where that may be even remotely within the ballpark of being okay is in “Cells at Work” as one of the standard educational scenarios to teach you through anime persons acting as various cells and pathogens about how said pathogens work, behave and affect your body and your your body responds to the pathogen.
Unless it’s in that strict, narrow and specific context though: this shit has got to stop.
@Banana Dakry : that’s tame by COVID porn standard, to be honest.
The crisis also showcase again the rule of the internet “there is porn of it”.
@Anonymous : could you, for example, not use the weeaboo insult ?
@Ohlmann
Fine. But it’s still ridiculous if you ask me.
@Anonymous : it’s also not anywhere near specific to that one community, while most of that community don’t engage in that. In fact, both Ebola-chan and coronachan come much more from young white supremacists than from anime lovers.
It’s similar to confuse italians and fascists. Sure, there are overlap. But please don’t. Remember how litteraly there are tens and hundred of people interested in japanese animation for every of thoses fuckers.
This is a question from the Intelligentcels, the smarter incels.
Listen, Special-Light, if women of any race were having sex with dogs, they would be getting lots of bad diseases. Look it up, would you. Unless of course you just want to trade disinfotainment with your equally odious online acquaintances.
@David F.
You tweeted this just a few hours ago:
Oh no. You said you would be getting it checked. I hope this worked out okay. All the best.
@Otrame
Bacteria like to exchange chunks of DNA. There’s a bunch of ways they can do this.
Viruses don’t. They are quite prone to mutation though, and that can allow them to jump a species barrier, if a big enough reservoir of the disease is in contact with another potential host population.
It happens because the hunting and eating of animals that are a reservoir of interesting viruses entails a risk of a virus jumping the species barrier. Human activities that alter natural habitats and habits of other animals can also drive them into contact with reservoir species and mediate transmission to humans.
Bats have interesting metabolisms and immune systems that mean that they can carry and survive all sorts of really unpleasant viral diseases and (for currently unknown reasons) are unusally good at spreading those viruses to other species. Various kinds of bat ultimately brought us SARS, MERS, ebola and marburg viruses and almost certainly have lots more to share with us. We could do with spending a lot less time around bats and their neighbours (and for the pedantic: exceptions can be made for bat species whose ranges have overlapped with human habitation for hundreds of years or more).
@Kat
I’ve always wondered, when I see the accusation brought up, if the sexually-transmitted dog cancer would make the jump to humans if this were the case. HPV as a virus causes cancer, but cannot technically be said to be a sexually-transmitted cancer: as cancer is an over growth of one’s own personal cells it’s difficult to transmit. But dogs have a cancer that is sexually transmitted. It would be as if someone had HeLa cells metastasizing around inside themself. Could the dog cancer make the jump to humans?
I have no wish to volunteer as a test subject for a variety of reasons, chief among them the animal abuse required for methodology.
Also, I still live and am mostly recovered! Of course I have no way of knowing what I had and will never be counted in the statistics of it was coronavirus, because, you know, the fabulous US national response and lack of testing. USA! USA! USA!
@Big Titty Demon
Good question. I have no idea. All I know is that David F. wrote a post about this maybe a year ago, and that was when I researched the diseases that people can get from having sex with animals. What I recall is that it’s not a pretty picture. I posted links to that info when David wrote his earlier post, but of course incels’ lying, lascivious theories return again and again. They’re really convinced that they need some explanation outside their lack of morals and their loathsome personalities to explain why no one wants to have sex with them. Because if they didn’t have that explanation, they would have to change their low morals and repulsive personalities.
You and me both. Life in these United fucking States.
So it’s only white women having sex with dogs now? I thought it was supposed to be all of them. Or is their whiteness mentioned to balance out the fact that the man who ate the bat was identified as Chinese?
I mean, the dog-sex havers aren’t even called females, but women. Is this an incel attempt at being PC or something?
“Coronachan”? Weebs gonna weeb, I guess.
@Kat
Sounds like a better name would be oxymoroncels, seeing as there doesn’t appear to be any such thing as a smart incel.
Ohlmann says:
Or maybe you could understand that the term “weeaboo” does not apply broadly to people who enjoy anime. It’s a term calling out some non-Japanese fans who exhibit gross, obsessive and fetishistic behavior towards Japan and Japanese culture. I say this as someone who was a total weeaboo for a while. (I got better.)
While weeaboos can hail from any part of the political spectrum, the actions and attitudes that make them a weeaboo (as opposed to a normal anime fan) are not benign. And a significant number of fans from the white supremacist and misogynistic corners of fandom do tend to be weeaboos, since fetishism overlaps easily with supremacism and nationalism. They also tend to gravitate towards the products of the nationalistic and misogynistic end of native Japanese anime fandom, like the moe crap.
@A. Noyd
IIRC a lot of the alt right features anime prominently. How do non-fascist anime fans feel about that? I would expect them to oppose it, since I certainly oppose it when Nazis try to take over segments of culture that I like (for example, I strongly oppose NSBM, or the Nazi subset of black metal).