By David Futrelle
Incels, deeply insecure narcissists all, are always convinced that they suffer more than anyone else on earth. So naturally they excel at coming up with reasons why the coronavirus somehow affects them the most.
In one recent post on the Incels.co forum, an incel calling himself Sleeper complains that women are (allegedly) making the crisis all about them, when really it’s incels that are suffering.
The majority of people that are dying are old men or men with health problems like asthma or Incels who have poor immune systems due to severe loneliness and sexlessness (strong social life and sex boosts the immune system). So the real victims of this pandemic are men and incels.
While more men than women are indeed dying from the coronavirus, the bit about incels dying come straight from Sleeper’s ass.
So then why is it that so many foids [women] are making this about them? Shoving their faces on cameras? … I think all of us already know the answer, but it’s just “hilarious”.
Despite the virtue signalling and all the “woe is me” posts by these foids, so many of them are leaving the house to go and get wasted and fucked by Brads, Chads and Tyrones (it’ll just be a little cough for these dickheads) even though they’ve been told to stay home.
[Citation needed]
On top of this the feminist cunts are also laughing and celebrating this pandemic because it’s taking us out. Sure [they] didn’t get to slap a black star on our chests and throw us into their concentration camps, but for them this pandemic will suffice. This is murder, they’re murdering us by spreading the virus and they think it’s a joke. These people are pure evil.
Incels really do have a flair for the melodramatic, huh?
Sleeper isn’t the only incel who thinks that incels are suffering the most from the virus — and the lockdowns set up to prevent its spread.
“Think about it boyos,” wrote an incel called Wristlet 2 in another Incels.co thread
This is a problem that, as always, unfairly affects incels the most. Hurting a country’s economy, like they’re doing with all these quarantines etc, can mean we lose our job and are left to starve since we have no one (not only no gf, but also most incels have shit families) … Or even just make it harder to gather the money for a plastic surgery, which is, for many, necessarily for a life free of loneliness and humiliation.
Meanwhile most normies will have a gf and one of the two will keep their job and they’ll be fine, or they’ll just ask their parents for money.
So Wristlet 2 has decided to act much like the imaginary women in Sleeper’s post — blithely ignoring precautions and, in his case, sort of hoping he’ll be able to spread the virus further.
Personally I’m not following recommendations or taking the quarantine seriously at all. Fuck them. I don’t mind getting infected with the coronavirus, which will typically have no serious symptoms or no symptoms at all due to my age and nutritionmaxxing, in fact it’s LifeFuel if I get it and infect others.
With incels, it always comes back to fantasies of murder — whether straightforward, like Wristlet 2’s, or weirdly inverted, like Sleeper’s fantasy of victimhood, which I suspect is less rooted in his own fears than it is in his own murderous desires. Projection ain’t just a river in Egypt.
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Wait…I thought just a week ago coronavirus was good for incels. Are we about to see a schism between pro-COVID and anti-COVID incels?
This is true, however, I am told masturbation works as well.
Solution: Incels should stay the heck away from women. We don’t mind. Really. You won’t get
cootiescoronavirus that way.Just wait until he has that plastic surgery and still can’t find anyone to sleep with.
Brads?
That one seems new.
What’s the story?
I’d guess it comes from Brad Pitt since he’s the sexiest man on earth, provided you’re in the 90s.
@Luzbelitx
IMO he doesn’t look all that bad today even today.
Or it could be an amalgamation of “bro” and “chad” to describe an extra dudebro-y Chad. I don’t really know, I’m tired and just throwing ideas out.
@Luzbelitx:
Oh man that sucks.
Poor Pitt.
He’s always seemed like a legitimately decent guy.
These bastards dragging him into their psychodrama is just uncalled for.
Where? Who? I haven’t seen that at all.
Unfortunately, Mr. Wristlet isn’t the first doucheladle to spread or threaten to spread the virus. That’s why the DOJ is looking at charging the act as biological terrorism.
https://www.google.com/amp/s/abcnews.go.com/amp/US/doj-weighs-terror-charges-make-threats-spread-coronavirus/story%3fid=69790423
Have fun with that, mister incel.
I’m fairly promiscuous even by the standards of my social circle (which is kind of a mishmash of various sex-positive alt-cultures) and yet here we are, staying the hell away from everyone *including each other* as much as possible, most of us weeks before half the major metro areas went all soft quarantine. We’re not going randomly slutting about and making things worse. We don’t spread STIs and we don’t spread Coronavirus either. I hope I speak for all of us when I say we’re about celebrating life, not persecuting incels.
@WWTH
Maybe the memo from the International Feminist Conspiracy went into your spam folder? Check there. /s
Feminists are killing us. Or maybe I’ll kill others. Incel theory is a multifaceted discipline. What it lacks in integrity, it makes up for in incoherence.
The People’s Bailout from The Sunrise Movement is getting lots of buzz, with quite a few organizations signing on to this petition. Now individuals can too. Maybe you.
https://thepeoplesbailout.org/
@Snowberry
You are acquainted with Brad Pitt?!
@ Sarity
The DPP on this bank of the pond is kind of ahead of the DOJ on your bank. They started issuing warnings of assault prosecutions (and hints they’ll up the ante if it continues/escalates) when knuckle draggers began deliberately coughing over coppers and, I believe, other emergency workers.
If one of these guys sneezed to hard they would claim it was a plot from a feminist to break their necks. I wonder how anyone can go through life day and day out this dramatic, this ugly self loathing and yet narcissistic, this pathetic, and this thin skinned. I swear any incel would die in two seconds if they experience anything half of what real pain feels like
OT:
CW SEXUAL ASSAULT
https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/joe-biden-faces-sexual-assault-211641946.html
I just can’t with my nation. This is who the mainstream dems want as President.
And of course a bunch of so called leftists are quick to defend Biden. Including other women.
I’m an asexual introvert with social anxiety and my immune system is good. Why?
Re OP: funny they complain about women spreading the virus, as if men aren’t still constantly ignoring our personal space and the six-foot distance guideline. It’s mostly not other women who make my weekly food shopping trips nerve-wracking.
@Ooglyboggles: the horrifying thing to me is how the warning signs were already all there, and Dems just… Ignored them. Women, esp. Black women, have been calling Biden out as a handsy creep for years. This is a guy who openly commented on the looks of a 10 year old girl, and the party still rallied behind him because he’s a white guy and they can’t get past their obsession with political dynasties. It’s just nauseating.
@Cyborgette
It’s just so damn frustrating that this is how dem leadership decides how it’ll be.
I hope to hell that it doesn’t end up with Dems telling us to choose the lesser of two sexual assaulters.
Right, time to start making up our own stupid words.
I’m an innonbil – I’m involuntarily not a billionaire – an inmedi – I’m involuntarily mediocre instead of famous – and an interran – involuntarily a Terran (instead of, say, a Vulcan or one of the cooler aliens).
I would suggest that my innonbil, inmedi, and interran rights… are just as pointless things to focus on as anyone’s temporary or permanent lack of getting their end away. And should be taken three times as seriously*, since that’s three things instead of one.
* Of course three times zero is still zero…
If there’s any justice, this will tank Biden’s numbers so hard Bernie wins every remaining state.
@Ooglyboggles
Sadly, I doubt this will change a lot of people’s opinions at this point. I’m just sad Biden made it this far before anyone knew, if we knew earlier maybe it might have made a difference (though people still might not have cared). I’m not sure how the DNC is going to work with the pandemic anyway, so that will also have bearing.
@happy cat
Good genes? There are lots of other factors that affect immune strength.
I guess it is sort of an informal challenge contest to take any news and bend it in a way that makes them feel like an ultimate victim and/or justifies harming others. I could bet that if through some impossible circumstances incels suddenly became higly sought after as mating partners, they would complain how it is inhumane of all that Stacies to have so much expectation of them just after a lifetime of obliterating their self esteem…
@Anna
You’ve hit the nail on the head. It’s all about feeling like the victim.
If they got their mythical government-issue girlfriends, they’d be complaining that she’s only a HB 9.9, or that she’s the wrong colour, or that they wanted two.
I’m pretty certain that not even an ascension to divinity would be enough for them. They’d probably complain about how unfair it is that they’re expected to run an entire universe… and it’d be the foid’s fault, somehow.
@LPO
For sure. No matter what happens, they are perpetually having it worse than everyone else and deserve more. I think a lot of far-right people think that way, incels are just louder about it.