Hope you’re all safe; hope you’re all washing your hands; hope you’re all hunkering down. Our federal government (here in the US at least) has failed in pretty much every way it’s possible to fail and to a large extent we have to rely on our state and local governments — and each other.
In some ways the most horrific thing I’ve learned in the last few days was this: Trump, who hits new lows as a president and as a human being on a daily basis, has been trying to basically buy a German firm working on a vaccine that he wants to be available exclusively in the US.
Here are some other articles I’ve found useful in making sense of all this. Some of them are disturbing, but we can’t successfully confront what we don’t understand.
The Quiet Terror of Coronavirus, by Talia Lavin, GQ
Cancel Everything, The Atlantic
Social Distancing: This is Not a Snow Day, Medium
These simulations show how to flatten the coronavirus growth curve, Washington Post
The Worst-Case Estimate for U.S. Coronavirus Deaths, NYT
Infected people without symptoms might be driving the spread of coronavirus more than we realized, CNN
Please post any other articles and resources you’ve found to be helpful.
–DF
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Wait, what? No machine? Where does the stuff get itself cooked then? Inside a normal oven?
Still leaves the learning-curve issue. I’m definitely smarter than the average bear, but even so I can’t leap tall learning curves in a single hour or day or what-have-you. It took me a whole two weeks to learn basic calculus. 🙂
So weird that Surplus flipped out in exactly the way I expected.
Read the recipe, surplus.
You can use a wine bottle, or any round bottle, for a rolling pin. If you are worried about the cleanliness of it, wrap it in saran wrap or aluminium foil.
Bread is really not that hard to make if you know very basic baking skills and you follow the recipes
@Rhuu
I haven’t heard of that before. If you don’t mind, could you link a recipe or something? I’m just curious.
@Surplus
A skillet. On a stove.
I promise it’s easier than calculus. No integration by long division (my least favorite method) required.
Here are some other easy stove top recipes that I like a lot and are quick, easy, don’t take much, I make these when I don’t want to cook much.
1. https://anitalianinmykitchen.com/homemade-stove-top-pizza-calzone/
2. https://pudgefactor.com/easy-stove-top-roasted-potatoes/
3. https://www.biggerbolderbaking.com/stovetop-cookies-recipe/
4. https://www.food.com/recipe/quick-easy-stove-top-tuna-casserole-344025
You need a skillet and a stove, Sorry if that’s assuming to much but I can’t loan you my skillet and stove top so hopefully that’s enough, I don’t have an oven so stove top things are all I can offer.
@Naglfar
Here’s an easy, no-knead recipe. It does take a few days for the dough to develop and you need some yeast, but it’s delicious.
https://artisanbreadinfive.com/2013/10/22/the-new-artisan-bread-in-five-minutes-a-day-is-launched-back-to-basics-updated/
If you don’t mind kneading, this recipe looks good (I haven’t made this specific recipe, but I’ve made lots of breads and it looks like your basic sandwich loaf). Also needs yeast. https://www.tasteofhome.com/recipes/basic-homemade-bread/
If you want to grow your own yeast instead of using commercial, I can provide some links for that, too.
You can grow your own yeast?!
@kupo
Thank you. Those links could be useful for the future depending on how the situation goes from here. I have plenty of experience cooking but not as much with baking, maybe I can use the quarantine time to get started with baking.
Some more sciencey stuff:
http://www.imperial.ac.uk/news/196137/crunching-numbers-coronavirus/
This may be of particular interest to Brit mammotheers as Imperial provide the modelling that the Govt pandemic team use for recommending strategy.
OK, why is it that it’s looking more and more like the 1920s are repeating themselves (and in fast-forward)?
First the rise of the far right.
Now we have the stock market looking more and more like it did in 1929 with each passing hour.
And there’s a pandemic on the loose that, according to Wikipedia at least, is on par with 1918’s for mortality and exceeds it in transmissibility.
All that’s needed to complete the picture is a world war … oh, wait.
https://www.voanews.com/extremism-watch/reports-tensions-grow-between-us-russian-forces-northeast-syria
I read somewhere (but can’t find a solid source to corroborate) that American soldiers have fired on Russian ones. If that’s true, then it’s quite likely that what history will record, if anyone’s left to record it, as the first shots of World War III have already been fired.
The only silver lining seems to be that the virus is doing a lot to discredit every one of those far-right regimes, American exceptionalism, and even capitalism itself … but all the while it’s also stoking xenophobia, so even the silver lining has a dark one of its own.
Oh, dear Discordia, this reads to me the way stereo instructions undoubtedly read to boomers back forty years or so.
Hmm. Let’s see.
Where would I find whole wheat flour? I know the ordinary white stuff is in bags somewhere in a store near me, but I don’t know about whole wheat. They’re not very reliable about stocking whole wheat anything-else.
Olive oil? Is that going to leave a veggie flavor of any kind?
Where do I get “a lightly floured surface” from? Baking tray? They grunge up over time. They stay suitable for baking discrete, from-frozen items on for quite a while, but I doubt they’d remain useful for bread-making for more than a few weeks, tops. And they cost around ten dollars a pop. And the grunge doesn’t wash off, not even with a lengthy pre-soak in soapy water before scrubbing.
I don’t see any degrees Fahrenheit in here. Define “medium heat”? And, for that matter, “until hot”? Is hot 125 degrees? 250? 425?
The original ingredients list didn’t mention grease. I assume that doesn’t mean WD-40, but some food-grade sort that, no doubt, I don’t have and would need to find somewhere.
Well, there’s a bit of new equipment I’d need to buy. <does mental arithmetic> Adding up to around $30-40 at this point, I’d estimate; that is an improvement on $80+ I’ll admit, but it isn’t zero, and all of this is sounding quite labor intensive (and so is the cleanup after).
Put a whaaaaa? OK, that’s it, I give up. This will clearly require expertise I simply do not have, regardless of the equipment costs. 🙂
Maybe it’s a skill I’ll have to learn, assuming I survive World War III to become part of some re-localized enclave/commune living off the land in what used to be Algonquin National Park, back when there were Algonquins, and this was a nation, and the land outside the park wasn’t made of glass that glows in the dark. In that event I dearly hope I can learn by apprenticing to a fellow survivor, because this seems very much like the sort of skill that can not be learned just by reading the manual and then connecting all of the components exactly like it shows in the diagrams, and maybe inhaling a textbook or two and doing some of the worked examples …
Surplus so your just trying to be an ass now. You can’t really be this dim that you know this little about very very very clear instructions. Jesus do you not hear yourself? learn how to cook by watching videos if your going to be like this. Your an adult, and stop expecting random women to do this for you. Do you want one of us to come by and cook for you? bring the ingredients? maybe clean your home after this? that’s what it sounds like.
Here you go! A starter is typically used for sourdough, but can be used for rustic breads, as well. It’s a lot of maintenance. Be forewarned. https://www.epicurious.com/recipes/food/views/building-your-starter-381479
If you have access to pineapple juice, I recommend using that in the first step. It will help your yeast grow faster because the yeast likes an acidic environment. You will need to use filtered water of some kind because tap water is going to have microbes.
Warning: once you get a starter going, you’ll need to regularly refresh it and that means needing to find a lot of uses for the discarded portion. Normally I’d say offer it to friends or neighbors but obviously that’s not the best idea right now. You could always bake extra bread and freeze it, if you have a lot of freezer space. And you can just use up the whole thing if you’re not going to make anything for a while.
Here’s a basic sourdough recipe to use it in: https://www.epicurious.com/recipes/food/views/san-francisco-sourdough-bread-381432
No, I’m just pointing out (trying to, anyway) that what might seem simple, obvious, and even easy to you, isn’t necessarily, if someone else hasn’t picked up the requisite skills (and even vocabulary … “chapati”?) and doesn’t have access to some form of in-person tutelage.
It’s probably on a par with (if not worse than) “derive the formula for the volume of a sphere … from first principles” to someone with a standard high school diploma but no specialist learning in math. Though I can’t say that with complete certainty.
@surplus
You telling me you can’t figure out what a medium heat is? you can’t figure out to put flour on a counter top so the dough doesn’t stick? you can’t figure out how to use something else other then a rolling pin for dough? like I don’t know a wine bottle? a water bottle? You can’t figure out that greasing something means cooking grease like pam and not a grease you use for a car? you forget I can read your words? really? you don’t see the whole list of things that is very basic common stuff you wanted people to spell out for you? You must think I’m some kind of idiot who wasn’t in a abusive relationship where shit like this was done to me a lot. Surplus when you get like this I can see right through you, don’t treat me like I’m stupid. Also I’m pretty sure your capable of googling?
We’ve been making bread for 10,000 years. It can’t be that hard.
And Chapatis have to be like the easiest bread possible. I practically lived off chapatis when I first left home; and our kitchen was so crap we once had to shoo a horse out of it.
@Surplus
Probably somewhere at the store. I haven’t been to your local store, so I don’t know.
Not that I’ve noticed. Canola oil might be another option if you can’t stand olive oil.
I usually put out some wax paper or parchment paper and put flour on it, but a variety of surfaces should work.
Turn the dial on your stove about halfway up.
Use the same oil from before very lightly on the pan. Put a little bit and spread it around.
Rhuu had some suggestions earlier for how to improvise one, try those.
The thing you make with the dough is called a chapati. Put that on to cook it.
There are lots of good tutorials online about cooking. Maybe check out some of those if you’re having trouble with directions in text form.
I am sorry if I was unhelpful.
@Alan Robertshaw
How did a horse wind up in your kitchen? Was it an outdoor kitchen?
Lightly floured surfaces are going for 200 bucks apiece on Amazon right now.
With the social distance and my social distance. I just want to die.
I have none to talk to and nothing to do at my house. I dont have internet at my house. I only really have a small amount of book and rock painting kit. Plus I have only 4 dollars.
@Naglfar
You have way more patient with that bullshit then I do. It’s like we had to spell out to him how to make ice.
@Buttercup
Probably less on Wish, but you wouldn’t be sure what you’re getting then. /s
@Lainy
It’s mostly that on some level I worry about him. I just hope he is getting on ok.
@ naglfar
We were renting a four bedroom house for two hundred quid a month; even in the late 80s that only bought a certain degree of salubriousness.
So we had rather inadequate rear door facilities and we backed onto some wasteland where people kept horses.
And as we lived off curry (and chapattis) we had a kitchen full of wholesale veg; so horsey heaven.
@anyone interested
I do have a number of bread books, so if there’s anything specific you want to know how to make, I probably have a recipe and could share some photos. I got rid of a lot of them because I can’t have gluten, but kept the best ones as reference for developing gluten free recipes from. And if you want gluten free bread recipes, I have those, too!
@kupo
I’ve always wanted to know how to make dark rye bread.