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Incels are rooting for the Coronavirus to kill off Chads and Stacies

Chad and Stacy: Sealing their fate with a kiss?

By David Futrelle

In the morally inverted world of the Incels.co forums, there’s a bit of a debate going on over whether or not coronavirus could possibly end up being, well, a very good thing for the incels of the world.

How so, you ask?

In one corner, we find a prolific Incels.co commenter called Uglyme, who’s convinced that anything that makes the Chads and Stacies of the world suffer can’t be all bad. Especially if the disease has a disproportionate impact on the more socially active.

“The people who are dying by corona virus are the ones who go out where a lot of infected people are,” he writes.

If we stay inside in case this shit spreads out more we’ll survive.

In general, yes, that’s true. It’s where Uglyme goes next that’s the issue.

Imagine if all the chads and stacies died of corona virus because of their sick and degenerate lifestyle fucking everyone and partying like crazy in big night clubs with hundreds of infected people. If they become infected and die, we subhumans will rule the world simply because we don’t go out.

It’s the end of the world as he knows it, and he feels fine — at least when he’s contemplating the painful death of others.

But not everyone on the Incels.co forums is quite so convinced the deadly virus will bee such a boon for the incel crowd. Oh, sure, the commenter called Metabuxx would love it if the virus rid the world of Stacies and other “foids,” as the incels derogatorily refer to women in their own private language. But he doesn’t think it will happen.

I was hoping that the coronavirus outbreak would result in mass extermination of whores, Chadsexual foids, landwhales and feminists. But it turns out that the virus is biased towards women.

You see, some of the early research on the virus suggests that it tends to be more deadly to men than to women. And of course all of the incels on Incels.co are of the male persuasion.

Looks like foids are prone to autoimmune diseases which causes parts of their immune system to become stronger to compensate, resulting in a possible stronger response to the coronavirus. Even evolution favored foids and gave them a stronger immune system.

Evolution is misandry! (Never mind that women are much more prone to autoimmune disorders like lupus.)

But Metabuxx does see one small reason for hope:

Well at least I’ll get to watch soys, cucks, white knights and simps succumb to the harsh and callous effects of the virus. That’s a silver lining.

Incels really are the worst.

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epronovost
epronovost
1 year ago

I think Incels are so over the top that their writting style should be described as “misery porn”; that is writtings and thoughts so focused on self-pity and violent power fantasy that it becomes masturbatory.

Naglfar
Naglfar
1 year ago

Why am I not surprised that this is their reaction? I can’t really say I feel all that sorry that these men aren’t getting dates. I certainly wouldn’t date someone this awful.

I believe we’ve come across Mr. Metabuxx before, he’s the one upset the government won’t give him free plastic surgery.

@epronovost

I think Incels are so over the top that their writting style should be described as “misery porn”; that is writtings and thoughts so focused on self-pity and violent power fantasy that it becomes masturbatory.

I do feel like they must get some sort of gratification from their complaining even if it isn’t sexual.

gijoel
gijoel
1 year ago

Incels will probably starve to death after the end, as there won’t be anyone left to nuke their hot pockets for them. Or sell them to incels, or make them for the incels, or grow them…. /s

bekabot
bekabot
1 year ago

Even evolution favored foids and gave them a stronger immune system.

Aw gee, the poor fella. Darwin is cucking him. Oh, the indignity.

GAZZA
GAZZA
1 year ago

(Never mind that women are much more prone to autoimmune disorders like lupus.)

It’s never lupus. 🙂

(Sorry, as a massive House fan I couldn’t resist).

Crip Dyke
1 year ago

Do you they even know that the mortality rate is less than 3%, and that because subclinical cases aren’t generally recorded, it’s possible that the mortality rate is as low as 0.5%?

Even if literally everybody in the world got the disease, and even if their deranged SMV theories were true, I don’t think killing one out of every 200 chads would make a difference for them.

It’s like they can’t even math.

Naglfar
Naglfar
1 year ago

@Crip Dyke
Plus, they’re always mining about their own inferiority, what makes them think they’re all immune and that none of their lot will be affected? They really haven’t thought this through.

Naglfar
Naglfar
1 year ago

Only realized now that my previous comment says “mining.” I meant moaning, autocorrect seems to have changed it.

Full Metal Ox
1 year ago

@giljoel:

Incels will probably starve to death after the end, as there won’t be anyone left to nuke their hot pockets for them. Or sell them to incels, or make them for the incels, or grow them…. /s

Nonsense! They’re planning to subsist on their plot in Harvest Moon or Sundew Valley! How hard can it be?

@Naglfar:

Only realized now that my previous comment says “mining.” I meant moaning, autocorrect seems to have changed it.

Incels do, however, seem to do a lot of moaning about mining–that being the chief high-risk traditionally masculine job in their Small Reference Pool.

Savanah Gray
Savanah Gray
1 year ago

So, ummmmm
This virus is a bit less deadly to healthy adults than SARS. And the common flu still killed more people than this one has. It’s basically wiping out a high percentage (that still isn’t even half) of sickly and elderly people. To slow this, we have to protect the vulnerable (young, old, immunity suppressed, and already I’ll) individuals.
Basically, the people healthy enough to run around “fucking everybody” are going to get sick, call out of work for a week, spread it to the next already sick person when they go back to work because they’re fine, and accidentally kill half a dozen people because they didn’t get sick enough to be quarantined. This isn’t touching healthy populations. The common flu is more deadly to healthy populations than corona virus is. What the hell is the incel problem here?

Yes, we already knew the incels were disgustingly immoral. But aren’t villains supposed to be intelligent and informed at the very least?! How do they not know this? I wanted to panic too. We just had a stomach bug sweep through our entire county and people were vomitting on sidewalks and in stores. We closed down every single school for almost a week to stop it. I’m already very sensitive to these reports of illness because I’m a mom and I work in the school system. So I combed every single thing actual scientists were saying about the virus. I’ve cleaned my home top to bottom and have sanitized everything from the ceilings to the grout between the tiles. The antibacterial super lathery soap is back out and I have my food thermometer out to make sure all food is proper temp so my kiddos aren’t sick when corona virus comes to town. That’s all it took. Awareness and some elbow grease. Why aren’t they just working? Lazy bums.

TacticalProgressive
TacticalProgressive
1 year ago

@Savanah Gray

Yes, we already knew the incels were disgustingly immoral. But aren’t villains supposed to be intelligent and informed at the very least?!

As a Table Top RPG player: their is a joke somewhere to be made about the alignment of “Stupid Evil”…. or “Murder Hobo’s”…. or perhaps both?

I dunno. All I know is that these misanthropes suck and they gleefully prove and affirm their willful malice.

Naglfar
Naglfar
1 year ago

@Savannah

But aren’t villains supposed to be intelligent and informed at the very least?!

You seem to have set your hopes far too high. I regret to inform you that incels have never been known for intelligence or being in any way informed, seeing as their main sources of information appear to be their own rectums.

Why aren’t they just working? Lazy bums.

Because it’s easier to blame everyone else for their problems and be assholes online. Which is why MRAs never actually do much activism. In retrospect, this is likely a good thing that most incels don’t do much IRL, seeing as the few times they have it has been deadly.

Savanah Gray
Savanah Gray
1 year ago

@Naglfar

Good points really. These idiots are ridiculous. I don’t like blaming the rectum though. That poor little muscle has already had to deal with a fully grown man head stuck in it it’s whole life. The poor little guy. Lol

ginger
ginger
1 year ago

It’s the end of the world as he knows it, and he feels fine — at least when he’s contemplating the painful death of others.

I think Trump Repugnicans would agree. As long as COVID-19 kills all the “right” people, everything is just fine.

I think Incels are so over the top that their writting style should be described as “misery porn”; that is writtings and thoughts so focused on self-pity and violent power fantasy that it becomes masturbatory.

Unquestionably!

Surplus to Requirements, Observer of the Vast Blight-Wing Enstupidation
Surplus to Requirements, Observer of the Vast Blight-Wing Enstupidation
1 year ago

IOW, “Incels still a sorry bunch of misanthropes; film at 11”. Don’t they opine odiously like this every time there’s a disaster? 🙁

Rina
Rina
1 year ago

Wait, aren’t incels also violently opposed to general basic hygiene, wiping their behinds and washing their hands? Then I might have some bad news for them .

Anna
Anna
1 year ago

They haven’t found yet that covid19 can make male survivors pernamently infertile. Hence the lack of fantasies about government assigned soon-to-be Stacies for the purpose of sex and procreation..

Ohlmann
Ohlmann
1 year ago

@Savanah Gray : we have 0 idea of the lethality of the virus currently. For now, the final tolls could be anywhere from several hundred people to several hundred millions. We just don’t have any reasonable dataset for lethality, so saying that it’s less lethal than the flu is really uninformed.

The whole reasoning of the MTGOW is still stupid, if for no other reason that an epidemic alone never have had more than 20% or 30% lethality, but remember we just don’t have good information on how bad it is.

Also, there are epidemics who are way worse for regular adults than for elderly. The Spanish flu is the ur-example, where you’d better not have a full strength immunitary system to survive it apparently. That being said, the MGTOW should want a sexually transmitted disease for their goals, because even being a loner won’t protect them against an airborne diseases.

Kat, ambassador of the feminist government in exile
Kat, ambassador of the feminist government in exile
1 year ago

But it turns out that the virus is biased towards women.

Life is so, so hard for these poor guys. How fortunate we women are to never have any problems. (Still not gonna have pity sex with incels.)

Ohlmann
Ohlmann
1 year ago

I just learned this gem from the U.K. :

“Mr Hancock sought permission in early February to travel to Brussels to discuss the coronavirus with his EU counterparts, but was refused by Downing Street.”

Mr Hancock being the UK Secretary of health.

That’s mostly a bad news for the UK, but as an European I am well aware that it also make it more likely for the U.E. to have an unchecked epidemics.

I guess they didn’t want to leave the U.S. alone in boneheaded decisions.

Sinkable John : Pansy Ass Pinko, Regicidal Beast-of-Burden
Sinkable John : Pansy Ass Pinko, Regicidal Beast-of-Burden
1 year ago

So this is yet another iteration of “the apocalypse will put the wimmin in their place”, right ? Any word on the MGTOW take yet ?

OrigamiSoldier
OrigamiSoldier
1 year ago

Incels are like the world’s most pathetic supervillain. They have a tragic back story and would like to get revenge on the world for it, going so far as wanting to spread disease and death. But, unlike the more legit villains that had their village burned down, were tortured, were abandoned to their fates by the superhero, or fell in a vat of chemicals, incels’ “tragic” back story is that they’re mad that someone said “no” to them when they asked for a date. They might as well call themselves Angst Man or Dr. First World Problems.

Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
1 year ago

As well as links specifically for the legal profession, there are some links here for general advice about the virus.

https://www.civillitigationbrief.com/2020/02/28/coronavirus-advice-for-the-legal-community-from-the-legal-community-and-beyond/

varalys the dark
1 year ago

I’ve been squizzing antibacterial stuff all over my door handles, not sure how that’ll help against a virus but it makes me feel better. Also someone elsewhere posted this more helpful advice that made me lol: “Wash your hands like you convinced your husband to murder the rightful king and you can’t get the blood off.”

Ohlmann
Ohlmann
1 year ago

@Varalys the Dark : if it’s antibacterial only, it’s completely and totally useless to avoid the coronavirus. That being said, if it make you feel better it could be good enough.

I do think we will soon have problem by using too much antibacterial stuff, making it impotent, but apparently we are not quite there yet.

Buttercup Q. Skullpants
Buttercup Q. Skullpants
1 year ago

Hate to burst their bubble, but staying indoors isn’t a guarantee of protection. Family members, roommates, friends, delivery and service people – anybody who comes to their living space – could harbor the virus and bring it to them. And I’ll bet many of these guys go outside once in awhile for school, work, gym, and errands.

Also hate to further burst their bubble, but supply chain disruptions are likely to affect the availability of their made-in-China video games, electronics, clothing, and medications, not to mention the distribution of their favorite snack foods and sodas. Will they be able to survive that? (That’s a genuine question. Manospherians scream “SLAVERY” and fall on the ground writhing in pain when someone disagrees with them. I don’t think they can last two weeks without Mountain Dew.)

It’s foolish to think the coronavirus will specifically smite their enemies and spare them. It’s a virus. It doesn’t care. Everyone’s going to be impacted by it one way or another.

varalys the dark
1 year ago

@Ohlmann yeah I think it’s just giving me superclean door handles lol. I am hoping everything will be OK I have family in the two major risk groups, 70+ and under 7, so I am a bit paranoid. Is there a term for being hypochondriac on behalf of someone else? 😀

Ohlmann
Ohlmann
1 year ago

It won’t be the great equalizer though. It will indeed kill some category of people more than others, probably in a way that reproduce greater oppression schemes, simply because the oppressed tend to also be the one that can’t afford healthcare, don’t have the infrastructure to deal with it, or will be ignored by their governments. Or all three.

In other words, while incels aren’t protected from it, their status as (largely) white, middle classe or better, westerner mean it’s not them who will die the most. Only Chads will be protected, mostly because as they are projections of an unhealty way of thinking, they are less subject to diseases and more subject on people growing up. If such a thing is possible for incels.

Buttercup Q. Skullpants
Buttercup Q. Skullpants
1 year ago

@Ohlmann – Oh, for sure the privileged will be able to weather it better, but it’s arrogant and foolhardy for any one individual to assume they will be fine while their neighbor will not. Even if they’re not the most at risk for dying, it’s too early to know whether there are any long-term effects for survivors and whether the virus gets completely cleared or remains dormant. And if they do completely escape it, at some point in their lives they’ll be elderly and vulnerable to future pandemics.

I will grant that not giving a shit about other people confers a sort of protection, but it’s a horrible way to live, and those chickens have a way of coming home to roost should they ever fall ill and need a caregiver.

Diego Duarte
Diego Duarte
1 year ago

Speaking of incels, looks like yet another attempt at a mass shooting was prevented when a man was jailed, after he turned violent when a woman rejected him at a bar in NY.

https://gothamist.com/news/narcotics-officer-charged-with-shooting-up-williamsburg-bar-was-angered-by-womens-rejection-witnesses-say?fbclid=IwAR0RxQeeWKnY5T1X4y5kDOjPbW1QN6dWZ_TTFMkcHGpXJMnlvTisWON_Miw

Turns out the guy was even a police officer. Not surprising considering cops engage in domestic violence at four times the national average.

Moggie
Moggie
1 year ago

For added safety, I think I’ll wear a mask in public.

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@Diego Duarte, I’m so used to reading about cops getting away with everything up to murder that I was kind of surprised to read that he was charged. A jury could still let him go free, though.

Ohlmann
Ohlmann
1 year ago

The very amusing part with masks is that, if you’re infected, they are quite decent at making you safer for other, but if you’re not, they don’t do much if at all from the other.

Which of course mean the common course of action of a lot of healthy people to stock up on mask to be counter productive : they make it more likely that thoses who have the disease will have a mask to protect others. Especially doctors, which at least in some European countries, have trouble finding masks.

Moggie
Moggie
1 year ago

To quote a medical professional: “Wearing surgical face masks will make little difference outside hospital environments as they must be worn and removed correctly, changed frequently and disposed of safely to be effective”.

Naglfar
Naglfar
1 year ago

@Moggie
So, in other words the non-doctors wearing them are simply exhibiting the Dunning-Kruger effect?

Moggie
Moggie
1 year ago

@Naglfar, I’m not competent to answer that question.

Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
1 year ago

This may be of use to any English mammotheers wondering what rights they have as an employee in terms of attending the workplace during the virus outbreak.

https://www.stephens-scown.co.uk/employment/advice-for-employers-on-the-coronavirus/

Ohlmann
Ohlmann
1 year ago

Some certainly are, but maybe some are medical workers that know what they are doing, some other might be ill (and it’s easier to prevent spreading with a mask than to avoid being contamined), and some might just be immunodepressed, in which case every bits can count. Better to not generalize too much.

Of course, that don’t mean there isn’t a lot of dunning krueger patients among them.

Weird (and tired of trumplings) Eddie
Weird (and tired of trumplings) Eddie
1 year ago

re: cops out of control…

Horses and Divorces is a Slaid Cleaves folk song

“Well I’ll be go to Hell,” he said,
“I got nothing but a Ford and a barn full of hay
If it weren’t for horses and divorces
I’d be a lot better off today”

Lainy
Lainy
1 year ago

Is there a chance that the virus is affecting men more then women because we put more pressure on women to be clean?

Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
1 year ago

Courtesy of a Corbynista friend; Socialist anti-virus advice:

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Naglfar
Naglfar
1 year ago

@Alan Robertshaw
That’s great. For me the hardest part is remembering not to touch my face, though. I never realized how often I do it habitually until I had to stop.

O/T: I’ve noticed British newspapers like The Guardian publishing more and more TERF op-eds and the BBC is releasing explicitly anti-trans programming (inviting Graham Linehan on Newsnight, the upcoming documentary about detransitioners, etc). Is this because of Boris Johnson, or is something else going to to raise transphobia in Britain?

Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
1 year ago

@ naglfar

Johnson is actually pretty cool on trans issues. One of the first bits of legislation they’ve rescued from prorogation is the Gender Recognition Act. But now that’s become an issue in the Labour leadership campaign*. Hence all the articles. The Guardian has alway been a bit behind the curve; Julie Bindel is a regular commentator.

(*a sceptical view would be that was also a motivation)

Naglfar
Naglfar
1 year ago

@Alan Robertshaw

But now that’s become an issue in the Labour leadership campaign*. Hence all the articles.

That makes more sense. Julie Bindel is something else; in addition to her transphobia she also has repeatedly demanded that straight women become lesbians as if people can choose their sexualities like that. I had previously thought that The Guardian was one of the more progressive papers just because it seemed better than the Daily Mail, but it seems they’re headed downwards as well.

One interesting commonality between political lesbians like Bindel and the right wing is that they both seem to believe people can choose to change their sexualities. Consequently, the two seem to get on rather well.

Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
1 year ago

@ naglfar

I had previously thought that The Guardian was one of the more progressive papers

Well the Guardian originally campaigned against the creation of the NHS on eugenic grounds; so it’s been a mixed bag.

But they eventually came round on the NHS so there’s hope for them yet I guess.

Moggie
Moggie
1 year ago

@Alan, “O Tannenbaum” or “White Cockade”? Obviously I prefer the former, but I do like Billy Bragg’s latter version.

magnesium
magnesium
1 year ago

Because all the chaddiest chads are in their 70s and 80s.

Moggie
Moggie
1 year ago

“The Guardian: better than the Daily Mail”: there’s your next advertising slogan, Katharine.

varalys the dark
1 year ago

I ditched the Grauniad back in 2003 when it supported the invasion of Iraq. Nothing I have seen since has made me regret this decisions. The sooner our scumbag lying press become completely obsolete the better.

Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
1 year ago

@ moggie

I go with this version. The great thing is it’s the same tune as Oh Christmas Tree.

So if you learn to whistle and grow the right beard, you can do half the year as Karl Marx and half the year as Santa.

Moggie
Moggie
1 year ago

O Tannenbaum = Oh Christmas Tree