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This NoFap parody of Johnny Cash’s cover of Hurt is possibly the worst song ever recorded

You make Johnny Cash sad

By David Futrelle

Yep, some NoFap dude did a NoFap version of Johnny Cash’s famous cover of Nine Inch Nails’ “Hurt,” with the lyrics changed to make a point about the evils of “cooming” while jerking off to porn. Just listen to this mess, if you can:

Every day we stray further from God’s light.

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An Impish Pepper
An Impish Pepper
1 year ago

Yeah this guy is most likely just cherry-picking ideas from various ideologies and religions rather than basing his ideas on a particular tradition. Buddhism and Hinduism have had thousands of years to hash things out, and I doubt that a practitioner would have to resort to arguments like “my friends are autistic/women” to counter accusations of sexism and ableism. Nor would I believe that either religion could be reduced down to “semen retention” to begin with.

Naglfar
Naglfar
1 year ago

@An Impish Pepper

Yeah this guy is most likely just cherry-picking ideas from various ideologies and religions rather than basing his ideas on a particular tradition.

That seems to be a common thing people do to justify practices like this. Each one contains tons of other stuff, so it’s easier to pick parts from each that only have what you want and have just those parts.

Catalpa
Catalpa
1 year ago

@SRLO

Out of curiosity, how does this statement:

The continued protection of Rome (the city not the empire) for 800 long years is attributed to the spiritual power of an unbroken line of female celibates within the SR community ….known as Vestal Virgins who would be celibate for 30 years before marrying in mid or late 30s

Jive with this statement?:

…I personally don’t think periods or orgasms hurt women …..But in some men orgasm and ejaculation tends to bring about an utterly devastating effect …even erection leaves me drained emotionally..so women have the luxury of being sexually active but men don’t

Does semen retention/”spiritual practice” work for cis women as well as cis men, or doesn’t it?

Also, as an asexual person I’m more than a little uncomfortable with the idea that I’m somehow more cosmically “pure” than an allosexual. Sexual desire is a thing that some people have and some people don’t, and neither state makes you better than the other one.

Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
1 year ago

@ naglfar

it’s easier to pick parts from each that only have what you want and have just those parts.

In fairness that’s probably the history of the evolution of religion generally. I’d love to see a ‘family tree’ of world religions; like some linguists have attempted for language.

Naglfar
Naglfar
1 year ago

@Alan Robertshaw
Well, I found this map:comment image

I’ve seen differing maps for language, it appears many languages are rather difficult to place due to not fitting well into other families or being hard to tell how it was influenced.

Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
1 year ago

@ naglfar

Oh wow thank you; that’s exactly what I had in mind!

Although is suspect, like human evolution generally, the real pattern is a bit more like like a bush than a tree. Lots of continuous cross fertilisation.

TB Tabby
TB Tabby
1 year ago

Every day we stray further from God’s light.

Refreshing to hear that phrase used in response to something actually horrible, and not just a thing made by furries regardless of quality or content.

Meteor
1 year ago

I made it 26 seconds in.

Nope.

Lainy
Lainy
1 year ago

I am to damn sick for this level of disrespect from the idiot nofapers

Buttercup Q. Skullpants
Buttercup Q. Skullpants
1 year ago

Pregnancy is not voluntary female sex energy retention because the sex energy already got transformed into pregnancy ….and there was no conscious spiritual effort to stop the monthly loss—

Why would it matter whether it was voluntary or not, though? Energy retention is energy retention. Shouldn’t the effect be the same?

And a further question, why is female sex energy linked to menstruation rather than orgasm? Those are totally different processes. Why do women get the involuntary one? Why is libido only a male sex energy?

Another Laura
Another Laura
1 year ago

Dear Semen Retainer Liaison Officer –

Oh, sweetie. I can assure you that if one lives to be over about 55, there will be 4, 5, 6 months or even longer when even those of us who are still married and in love with our spouses have no urge to have sex or even sexual thoughts. Illnesses, injuries, family duties, overwhelming job responsibilities, or some of these together or all at once can make even non-sexual cuddling something that just doesn’t happen. I assure you, it does not make me stronger, more creative, or more enlightened. All it does is piss me off.

I mean, you do you. But if I could send a message back to my younger self, it would be, “have more sex. Whenever, however you can. Enjoy all the pleasures your body can offer you as often as possible, because some day you won’t be able to enjoy them.”

Giving up sex before you have to is just a dreadful waste.

Battering Lamb
Battering Lamb
1 year ago

Fava beans contain high levels of tyramine, as do liver and Chianti. High tyramine foods are contra-indicted for some types of anti-depressants/anti-psychotics. Hence the in-joke in Silence of the Lambs.

OK, I’m a bit slow on the uptake here, but does this imply Lecter counteracted anti-psychotics with this particular selection of food? (I never knew the line was a joke, more an indication of self-perceived refinement on Lecter’s part).

Semen_Retention_Liaison_Officer
Semen_Retention_Liaison_Officer
1 year ago

@Mabret the Virile Maiden

I was under the impression that I had to explain the efficacy of transgender semen retention within the FRAMEWORK of semen retention philosophy. I am not here to canvas for SR or to convince people to go for temporary celibacy. I am only here to clear misconceptions about SR so that people may understand SR on its own terms..May be SR is right, may be the Egyptian Sex spirituality you cited isright, may be Qadishtu philosophy is right..may be all of them are right, may be none of them..it really doesnot matter…if you feel naturally drawn to SR, then you may undertake the practice in steps…that’s it nothing more…

best way to quanitfy sexual energy would be to measure the strength of the orgasm of a man or a woman who has not masturbated, sexed, fantasized, seen porn, edged for 12 straight years…That would be the base line from which all other measurement units will follow

cheers,

@Catalpa

Periods or orgasms donot hurt women…but women abstain from orgasm they build up massive reserves of extra energy…this energy was used for spiritual protection of Rome by Vestal Virgins—->that would be the logic from point of view of spiritualists or sexual esotericists

But erection, ejaculation and orgasm surely do devastate a large swathe of men including me

semen retention/sex energy conservation work for men, women,non-men,non-women as long as they feel that visceral sexual tension in their whole being after a few days of clean celibacy

semen energy retention or sex energy retention has nothing to do with purity…you can have an orgy with 5 other human beings and then choose to be celibate for the ensuing hundred days and you would be conserving your sex energy, before engaging in sex again …..It’s the transmutation of this energy into other fields of work while you are retaining that matters the most…some also call it sublimation

if an asexual person feels visceral sexual tension in his or her body after a few days of clean celibacy, that means extra energy has been generated that needs to be channeled somewhere else…This means semen retention/sex energy retention is working…if not then not so much…for the same reason semen retention/sex energy retention would have little effect in an elderly if he doesnot feel any sexual energy coursing through his body to begin with

cheers

@Buttercup Q Skullpants

without the conscious connection…no it won’t be the same..cuz sexual energy is connected to consciousness energy…

female sex energy is linked to menstruation as a cognate for male ejaculation..ejaculation is seen as the male period in the sexual esoteric community…both result in the loss of creative material ..though many believe abstention from orgasm will also confer a woman with great spiritual powers even if she may not be able to stop her monthly loss

cheers

@Another Laura

I donot think sex,mb, orgasms hinder women from operating comptently in this world. But physical touch,sex,mb,orgasm surely do devastate a lot of men, to the point they are barely able to function as living beings …So women have the liberty to have as much sex as they want, men (or at least a significant subsection of them) not so much

cheers

Catalpa
Catalpa
1 year ago

So if I understand correctly, only voluntary/intentional abstinence which causes sexual frustration is an effective form of SR, but also menstruation, an entirely involuntary process that has nothing to do with sexual tension, causes the loss of this energy.

http://i.imgur.com/IbPGYG0.gif

Does urination also cause a loss of sexual energy? You’re also losing matter from your body out of your penis when that happens. How is it different?

I am not here to canvas for SR or to convince people to go for temporary celibacy.

You aren’t? That’s funny, you sure seemed like you were shilling it to Ohlmann a page ago.

the principles behind SR are equally applicable for both men and women…how about you or anybody else here go 100 days without sex,self-pleasure,touching onseself,porn,edging,romantic literature,romantic movies,fantasization

weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee

Apparently SR makes one really long winded and boring.

Ohlmann
Ohlmann
1 year ago

I guess I should SR less then.

Buttercup Q. Skullpants
Buttercup Q. Skullpants
1 year ago

It sounds about on a par with midichlorians and thetans, this primitive belief in a vital energy that is depleted when biologically normal fluid loss carries it out of the body. Now I’m afraid to blow my nose.

I think I’d respect SR a lot more if it was “hey, I feel a lot better when I don’t watch porn and masturbate all the time” instead of “sexuality is EVIL WITCHCRAFT!!” (Nofappers seem to be rather obsessed with succubi). Why invoke supernatural causes and moral judgments? Why construct a nonfalsifiable hierarchy of spiritual enlightenment that, from the get-go, excludes women (who can’t – and shouldn’t – consciously shut off menstruation), asexuals (who can never achieve shamanhood because their abstention isn’t consciously chosen), and the ~80% of men who have involuntary wet dreams?

It’s just…I don’t know. Incels flock to any worldview that encourages them to look down on women and sex-havers as weaklings. There’s a reason SR is so popular with them. It turns their hatred of women into a grand spiritual quest.

Ohlmann
Ohlmann
1 year ago

@Buttercup : exactly that. In addition, since nobody can check out the claims of someone abstaining from masturbation, it also allow them to feel special without actually changing anything about you.

That being said, I personally think the hatred of women is more a side effect of hating everything including themselves. They choose an easily recognizable priority target, but they could (and do) change it at the drop of a hat if it’s convenient for their internal narrative. It just need to be vague enough that you can pretend to be persecuted regardless of what happen.

They want to feel special and non mediocre. The quickest way to do that is A – pretending to have powerful ennemies and B – pretending to have a special quirk. Here, the ennemy are evilz women and the quirk is semen retention, but it would work just as well with jews and being an aryan.

Naglfar
Naglfar
1 year ago

@Buttercup

Now I’m afraid to blow my nose.

Well, I did jokingly suggest snot retention a few months ago, but I don’t think it’s a good idea.

Why invoke supernatural causes and moral judgments? Why construct a nonfalsifiable hierarchy of spiritual enlightenment that, from the get-go, excludes women (who can’t – and shouldn’t – consciously shut off menstruation), asexuals (who can never achieve shamanhood because their abstention isn’t consciously chosen), and the ~80% of men who have involuntary wet dreams?

Because these people have to make everything sound more grandiose and pompous.

@Ohlmann

In addition, since nobody can check out the claims of someone abstaining from masturbation, it also allow them to feel special without actually changing anything about you.

And I’m sure none of them ever lie… /s

Paireon
Paireon
1 year ago

@Semen_Retention_Liaison_Officer- First of all, tell your fellows to stop ruining great music for the rest of us, then we’ll talk. Johnny Cash is the only country singer I actually like, too.

Second, periods don’t hurt women? Really? Never heard of menstrual cramps before? At the risk of going TMI, my mother once told me that her periods were actually more painful than giving birth for her (she had very easy births though, fortunately – still means periods hurt like hell for her). So right there you’re talking out of your ass in fine Dunning-Krueger fashion. To say nothing of medical risks such a haemorrhages or infections and other less pleasant stuff. Periods haven’t just hurt women, at times they’ve killed them.

Third: Weird, but really, in my case I tend to feel pretty good after fapping (either using my imagination or porn). If late in the evening, it helps me get a good night’s sleep. If at another time of the day, after 10-15 minutes I feel better rested, energized and motivated. Does that mean I’m some freaky mutant by your standards? Because “cooming” is usually a pretty positive experience in my life.

Semen_Retention_Liaison_Officer
Semen_Retention_Liaison_Officer
1 year ago

@Catalpa

I personally don’t feel any energy is lost by fem menstruation, as I feel energy is stored through abstention from orgasm…so most probably female orgasm avoidance would have the same effect as male semen retention….whatever I wrote earlier would be the mainstream view of major sexual esotericism/sexual tantra schools

Urination, perspiration, panting etc donot cause loss of sexual energy in a man..only fantasizing abt women (for hetero),touching onseself sensually, sporting an erection, masturbation, sex, ejaculation,foreplay,kissing (french) ,cuddling leads to loss of sexual energy (for a man–most of the same thing will apply for women, non-men,non-women,m2f transgender,f2m transgender, hermaphrodites)

A big destroyer of sexual energy is wet dreams…I suggested only to Ohlmann because our discussions hit the doldrums and that’s why I gently suggested her the only way for her to be convinced of SR/Sex Energy Retention is to try it pefectly for 100 days at a stretch..I didnot start the conversation with the intention of “converting” him(her?) to SR or sexual energy retention…This is just a loose community, where the sense of strong community is only among the lifelong celibate ones—->they share apartments, financial resources, undertake joint meditation and joint fasts etc.

@weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee

English is not my first language…not even my second..it barely comes in as my third…So sorry if i am long winded and boring in english..I am just forced to use it because of the domination of the white man ..If given a chance i would rather use the language of my tribe

Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
1 year ago

Re: Johnny Cash

May I be forgiven for raising my usual bit of trivia that Johnny Cash was the first Westerner to learn of the death of Stalin.

(He was an army radio operator tasked with intercepting Russian military transmissions)

Semen_Retention_Liaison_Officer
Semen_Retention_Liaison_Officer
1 year ago

@Paireon

I would tend to agree with you..I had a gf once who said to me that next life she would become the man and I the woman since the cramps were becoming quite painful for her every month..but other women on the net especially here said that the monthly loss doesnot hurt women…I would also believe that…I guess varies from person to person..I personally tend to see the male ejaculation as the male period..so at worst I would be okay with having a male period only once every couple of months

cheers

Monzach
Monzach
1 year ago

@SRLO

I’m sure that the inhabitants of Rome would have been surprised to hear that they had lived in peace for 800 years by the time of Romulus Augustulus, the last emperor. Even if we don’t consider things like Hannibal’s march across the Alps during the Second Punic War to have truly threatened Rome itself, there was that little thing when Brennus lead the unified tribes of the Cis-Alpine Gaul on a raid on Rome itself. And that would have been considerably less than 700 years before the fall of the Western Empire.

@all

I know I haven’t been around for…a long time now. I’ve been in and out of the hospital since last September. I’ve had a couple of very nasty surprises, health-wise. Let’s just say that I’m starting to feel a little bit like a human being now so hopefully I’ll be able to post a bit more often on here.

Semen_Retention_Liaison_Officer
Semen_Retention_Liaison_Officer
1 year ago

@Paireon

if you are a woman…it doesnot surprise me..Orgasms, sexual arousal donot devastate women as they do most of the men ….This is why women are at liberty to fully explore all aspects of their sexuality, but unfortunately most men are not , as their body breakdown when subjected to arousal,erection ,orgasm and ejaculation …Many a Hindu Yogi are known to have died seconds after experiencing intense sexual arousal…So for few men it is best to have a simple life without meat, without milk, without smoking, without alcohol, without drugs, without much luxuries (sleeping n hardfloor like monks), without romance, without sex…Only in that ascetic stage they may be of any help to themselves and the wider humanity

If you are a man , I bet you will feel much better if you engage in clean celibacy and transmute that energy towards your endeavour in other fields

cheers

Naglfar
Naglfar
1 year ago

@Monzach
Well, I hope you’re feeling better. Welcome back.

Lainy
Lainy
1 year ago

Semen

Tell you did not just compare male ejaculation (something that feels good) to menstruation. Yeah no. Ejaculation is not the same thing as an internal organ shredding itself ever month then coming out on bloody clumps of tissue. Other women don’t have painful periods. But i certainly do and for God sakes do you really not see how stupid your arguments are with that?

Rhuu - apparently an illiterati
Rhuu - apparently an illiterati
1 year ago

Male ejaculation isn’t the male period. You can’t equate the two. Trying to sets people with periods up to fail, because barring birth control, sickness, or starvation, you can’t stop your period. And judging by your previous responses, those all wouldn’t count.

Why are you espousing something that is *literally impossible* for people who menstruate to do? Why are you giving this as the equivalent of masturbating????????????????

Because it is usually not *freaking impossible* to stop masturbating. It IS impossible to voluntarily stop menstruation.

(No one can ‘hold it in’, that isn’t how it works.)

If you think it’s strange that we’re stuck on menstruation, it’s because it is the flip side of your semen retaining religion, as you’ve described it, and it sets people up to FAIL.

Re: If menstuation hurts – yes, it can. But if you go back to what i said – i specifically said that it isn’t *bad*. This might be a language barrier, where you aren’t groking the difference between “it can hurt” and “it is not bad”. One (hurting) is a statement about physical pain, while the other (bad or not?) Is a value judgement.

If you watched the videos on menstruation i linked a while ago, you would see that we, as a culture, consider menstruation to be gross, unclean, and a taboo subject. Information out there is full of misinformation and shaming.

Sometimes woo is presented as new, exciting ‘science’. Oftentimes, that woo is based on some sort if ‘ancient practice’. Usually the woo can, y’know, really hurt someone. (Crocheted tampons????? Ahhhhhh how do you clean them howwwwww???)

So when you bring yet *another* brand of woo here, i just want you to understand why many people reacted so strongly.

Because you aren’t the first.

Because period shaming is a thing, worldwide.

Because you are trying to set people who menstruate up to fail.

Because you’re piling on more bullshit that people now need to deal with.

It’s just frustrating that you are so glib about this.

Re – pronouns – in english, go with ‘they’, until someone makes their pronouns known.

Lainy
Lainy
1 year ago

Hey semen

Genuine question can you explain to me that why after a nice butt massage, an hour after sex with 2 orgasms but with not a lot movement from me because of the position, and then another nice back massage I’m falling asleep into the one of the best, deepest and long sleeps of my life while my husband is leaving the bedroom to go play video games till 3 am instead of sleeping next to me? He’s normally completely fine after sex but I’m a mess. I want to do nothing but lay there for several hours while he’s already dress and doing something else. Why do my orgasms put me in a haze for a good hour or so while he can literally just shoot and go?

Semen_Retention_Liaison_Officer
Semen_Retention_Liaison_Officer
1 year ago

@Rhuu

I am in no way suggesting women should try to stop their periods …I just said that many spiritual women (chief being Anandamayi Maa) reported to have stopped undergoing periods as a consequence of their spiritual practice…That doesnot mean everybody will experience the same nor that every spiritual woman should attempt it

female celibacy or in crude terms female semen retention would mean abstention from sexual arousal,orgasm,sex,porn,romance,cuddling etc..(exactly the same ruleset as men)

stoppage of period is NOT a requirement for qualification as a successful female celibate

actually it is irrelevant

abstention from orgasm will give a regular average woman after a few years way more energy, wealth, brain power, political power, military power than she would know to do with (same for men)

male ejaculation is the male period because creative material is released from the body akin to the female period

cheers

kupo
kupo
1 year ago

male ejaculation is the male period because creative material is released from the body akin to the female period

None of this sentence makes even a little bit of sense, nor is any of it rooted in reality.

Ohlmann
Ohlmann
1 year ago

Indeed. It’s just a bunch of weasel words thrown together.

In actual reality, sperm isn’t creative material. Periods aren’t creative material.

That being said, you know he is way too invested in his woo to see reality when he start to say that men feel bad/exhausted after an orgasm. It is possible he never had one, but more likely he is blinded by his creed.

Rhuu - apparently an illiterati
Rhuu - apparently an illiterati
1 year ago

male ejaculation is the male period because creative material is released from the body akin to the female period

Wtf, friend?

I think i described how IT IS NOT.

You claim that it isn’t important for people with periods (who, btw, aren’t *just women*) to stop menstruating, and that it is actually irrelevant –

stoppage of period is NOT a requirement for qualification as a successful female celibate

actually it is irrelevant

Two things.

A) Why did you bring up magically stopping menstruation, in the first place??????

What was your point? Did you want to show us how the ‘females’ could also partake in your ideology? (Without using birth control, which would mean either an absolute impossible task, or a dangerous one through starvation, which shuts off systems.) Did you want to show an echo of SR?

B) Why the comparison between an actual period (which is the *shedding of the uterine lining*) and ejaculation??????????

They are NOT the same.

You also can’t have the cessation of periods be ‘irrelevant’ and ALSO ‘a loss of creative energy’. If they are a loss of energy, then they should be stopped, right?

You can’t have it both ways.

I submit that your woo is inconsistent. I also submit that your woo causes damage, because it requires the impossible.

Edited – clarifying a word.

Buttercup Q. Skullpants
Buttercup Q. Skullpants
1 year ago

abstention from orgasm will give a regular average woman after a few years way more energy, wealth, brain power, political power, military power than she would know to do with

Wait, so all this time vibrators have been preventing us from having our own think tanks and private armies?

Paireon
Paireon
1 year ago

@Semen_Retention_Liaison_Officer – Let me get this straight: Your girlfriend of the time, someone you likely considered trustworthy (and still seem to judging by your language) told you it hurt, yet you still prefer to take the word of internet randos over hers? No wonder it didn’t work out. And yes equating menstruation to orgasm in any way shape or form is ridiculous; we breathe and we eat through our mouths, but both are rather different and potentially lethal if confused for one another (ask the millions of people who choke on food every year).

Frankly, everything you spew seems like cultish regurgitation by a brainwashed convert. It’s a stupendously inane jumble of new age-like bullshit that falls apart with the slightest bit of logic applied to it but I’m not even going to try because when someone is as deep down the rabbit hole as you are then me pointing out the holes will make you cling to your pseudo-religious delusions all the harder because that’s how your brain now gets its endorphine kicks since you don’t have any sexual activity anymore.

Oh, and I’m a guy. Cisgender heterosexual man. And I’m not touching your frustrated weirdo lifestyle with a ten-foot pole.

(PS: You may be interested to know that the lifestyle you ascribe to was invented and propagated by the Anglo-Saxon oppressors you seem to dislike so much)

Lumipuna (nee Arctic Ape)
Lumipuna (nee Arctic Ape)
1 year ago

Some notes to SRLO:

You keep flipping between “orgasm abstinence works the similarly for men and women” and “orgasm doesn’t ruin women’s sexual energy like it ruins men’s”.

Your beliefs about menstruation are apparently unrelated to orgasm abstinence in women, yet you started your discourse here by discussing these outlandish menstrual beliefs as if menstrual suppression is somehow part of women’s “semen” retention.

Your insinuation that even “some” women can mentally suppress their menstruation is very creepy and unbelievable in light of science and women’s own experience.

BTW, if you want to include women in any of this, maybe call it something more inclusive like “sexual retention” instead.

Your personal testimony re male orgasm/ejaculation is rather unrelatable to me, and apparently other men here, too. You aren’t speaking for most or even many men.

Nobody’s going to try a 100-day abstinence streak just to see if it leads to some sort of enlightenment in the end, just because some practitioner of Dramalama Buddhism said so. Sex life is too precious to waste, that is if you happen to have a sex drive.

Since your philosophy is mystical rather than logical, you can’t make it understood with explanation. This isn’t even a language barrier issue. It’s an issue of what understanding means.

Semen retention has no credible support for its alleged benefits. A far as we can tell, it only persuades people to forgo the enjoyment of life. That’s why we call it out.

Semen retention seems highly attractive to misogynist creeps, at least in English speaking world. Misogynist communities tend to breed more misogyny that bleeds into mainstream culture. That’s also why we call it out, especially as manifested on Reddit.

Semen_Retention_Liaison_Officer
Semen_Retention_Liaison_Officer
1 year ago

@Lainy

It is because you have low crystallized sexual energy but high fluid sexual energy

crystallized sexual energy———->the base sexual energy that remains in your body even after repeated orgasms

fluid sexual energy———————>the sexual energy that keeps on increasing in your body once you start abstaining from orgasm,sexual activities,romantic activities

cheers

@Rhuu

I mentioned menstruation (vis-a-vis Anandamayi Maa) in my first post in order to paint a more complete picture regarding both male and female sex energy retention..Whatever energy that may be lost through period can be more than made up with abstention from orgasm..An average man takes 4 to 7 days to recover from an ejaculation..I surmise if a woman goes on a 4 to 7 day orgasm fast, she can well recover from whatever energy loss she went through during her period

cheers

@Buttercup

Yes that is basically the idea among sex energy retention communities…You achieve much more in life through orgasm abstention, sex abstention, self-pleasure abstention

But to become powerful enough to control a militia or even a national army, one may need to undertake a decade long unbroken celibacy..certainly 100 day celibacy won’t be able to take you there

cheers

@Paireon

Yeah she is a wonderful,brilliant woman..I am still on very good terms with her. sorry i have to disagree, I have reserached semen retention long enough to know its istory..first allusion to semen retention happens in a dialogue between Agastya Rishi and his wife LopaMudra in Rig Veda around 1500 BC

First unequiviocal,explicit mention of semen retention in any human text happens in Brihadaranyaka Upanishad around 800 BC

of course by 500 BC Buddha lays down explicit rules regarding semen retention and celibacy in his Patimokkha and Vinaya rules

First mention of semen retentive carnal congress happens in Chinese Taoist Mawangdui texts..they originate from around 200 BC

cheers

Semen_Retention_Liaison_Officer
Semen_Retention_Liaison_Officer
1 year ago

@Lumipuna

It’s the belief of many millions of people that Aanandamayi Maa performed such a feat cuz she claimed as such…if it’s incredulous, donot believe it..No harm is done..This is not some Monotheistic religion that if you donot believe, you run the risk of offending somebody..you are free to accept none,part,whole of the practice and its justification..I have termed it as sex energy retention in most of my comments so that it is accessible to both men and women…..I think the misogyny that is evidenced in the messageboards of the western world is specifically a western problem that has its roots in deep genocidal prejudice towards African blacks, Jews, Asian blacks, American Blacks and coloured people from other continent…

Since Western men cannot oppress these people anymore after years of struggle against such barbarity, western men have retrained their guns on their own women ….This is the reason why the female struggle against Western patriarchy has gained steam…Western men trained their guns on their own women after Obama became president and Western men realized that they may not be able to oppress previously dispossesed coloured men so brazenly anymore…so they brought that oppression into their own homes, own kitchen and own bedrooms

cheers

weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee

I learned from a Seinfeld episode that celibacy makes women stupider and men smarter.

I can’t believe that was not correct!

Worldview. Shattered.

weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee

Wait a minute, it’s Obama’s fault that men oppress Women?

What?

Just when I was getting tired of this one, he found a way to entertain.

Surplus to Requirements, Observer of the Vast Blight-Wing Enstupidation
Surplus to Requirements, Observer of the Vast Blight-Wing Enstupidation
1 year ago

abstention from orgasm will give a regular average woman after a few years way more energy, wealth, brain power, political power, military power than she would know to do with

Then explain why nuns don’t rule the world.

Semen_Retention_Liaison_Officer
Semen_Retention_Liaison_Officer
1 year ago

@weirwood treehugger: chief manatee

I entreat you not to obfuscate my words..

Western men were oppressing us African Blacks,Asian Blacks,Jews,Coloured people in a genocidal manner for a few centuries

But we fought back..and in the end managed to put Obama in charge.

Respected Godmother of Ours,Oprah, was critical for this..She wisely chose to endorse a black man over a western woman as President..Knowing the depredations the black man had to suffer at the hands of the western woman

After Obama became leader, western men innately understood that they could not be so brazen in oppression of the coloured people anymore..though they still pushed their luck in complete inhumane police shootings

The genocidal nature of the Western man had to find an outlet, so the western man retrained his gun towards western women and away from coloured people ..Western men brought the oppression from the streets into their own homes, kitchen and bedrooms…attacking the very people who made their home and hearth

That’s why Trump became leader..it was a western backlash to renormalize oppression

This is why Western women erupted in defiance in the Metoo movement…They were put in a pressure cooker situation by the WesternMan since the election of Obama..and then they said no more

Hope that clears up any confusion

cheers

Semen_Retention_Liaison_Officer
Semen_Retention_Liaison_Officer
1 year ago

@Surplus

many nuns still engage in a lot of masturbation…several times a month and year..especially young nuns ….this has been widely recorded in the electronic journal of human sexuality

And eventhough older nuns may not masturbate, semen retention or sexual energy retention becomes irrelevant after the age of 50..your base body vitality goes down ..at the latest unbroken celibacy should be started before the 40th birthday for both men and women…so that the unbroken celibacy decade comes to an end before the 50th birthday

cheers

Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
1 year ago

@ SRLO

after the age of 50..your base body vitality goes down

Hey; speak for yourself mate!

Semen_Retention_Liaison_Officer
Semen_Retention_Liaison_Officer
1 year ago

@Everybody

I think I have said what is needed to be said from my side..If anyone of you have any queries I am ready to answer a last round of questions till tomorrow , after which I take permanent leave of this forum

You all have been courteous, welcoming and wonderful..Thank you for that

cheers

@Alan Robertshaw

It absolutely does go down..that’s the truth..why there are no above 50 heavyweight boxing champion or heavyweight UFC champion in history?

cheers

An Autistic Giraffe
An Autistic Giraffe
1 year ago

I have questions about everything Mr SR is saying.

First how exactly does sexual energy work? Where does it come from and why does not masturbating give you more of it. The energy that powers our bodies comes from the food we eat for example, but not exercising doesn’t give us more, it makes you weaker and less healthy. Even if I believed thay sexual energy was a thing why would not getting rid of excess sexual energy be any different?

Yutolia the Laissez-Fairy Pronoun Boner
Yutolia the Laissez-Fairy Pronoun Boner
1 year ago

“I personally don’t feel any energy is lost by fem menstruation, as I feel energy is stored through abstention from orgasm…”

Too bad physics and biology don’t give a shit what you feel!!

Yutolia the Laissez-Fairy Pronoun Boner
Yutolia the Laissez-Fairy Pronoun Boner
1 year ago

@Lainy:

Tell you did not just compare male ejaculation (something that feels good) to menstruation. Yeah no. Ejaculation is not the same thing as an internal organ shredding itself ever month then coming out on bloody clumps of tissue. Other women don’t have painful periods. But i certainly do and for God sakes do you really not see how stupid your arguments are with that?

This. As an endometriosis sufferer, so this.

Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
1 year ago

Within the error bars I think.

Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
1 year ago

Foreman dedicated his upset win to “all my buddies in the nursing home and all the guys in jail.”

And anyway, I was talking about me.