By David Futrelle
Yep, some NoFap dude did a NoFap version of Johnny Cash’s famous cover of Nine Inch Nails’ “Hurt,” with the lyrics changed to make a point about the evils of “cooming” while jerking off to porn. Just listen to this mess, if you can:
Every day we stray further from God’s light.
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@everybody
I will not be answering to any queries anymore…The conversation took an ugly turn inspite of repeated entreaties from my side not to engage in such brinksmanship
If this means I am convicted here of all the ludicrous allegations against me, let it be so
Out of the respect for the memories of many I choose to stay silent tonight, tomorrow, forever
Adios
Have a nice, peaceful and prosperous life
Guess i’m your bad guy, then.
*sigh* i hope you re-read this later.
This is how I’m going to win all my arguments now. “No, Viscaria, you cannot have the last piece of pie.” “Wow, sure sounds like you support horrible atrocities.” “Because I want my piece of pie, somehow I support atrocities?” “Stop bringing up the painful atrocities!! I will not be taking questions at this time.” And then I will have all of the pie and all of the moral high ground.
He threw out his back moving all those goalposts, I guess
After the 50th flounce, think he’ll stick it?
Hey folks, how’s the thread going?
@kupo
It sure was…something. Half of it I had to read twice to make sure I wasn’t having a colossal misunderstanding and that I was actually seeing what was there.
@Kupo
Did you bring some booze to go along with that pizza? because I could use it right about now lol
@kupo
Out of curiosity, what is that gif from? I’ve seen it before, but I don’t know where it’s from.
Too bad semen retention didn’t prevent them from being horrible people.
@Naglfar
It’s from the show Community. Season 3, Episode 4. It’s probably my favorite episode of the show. ?
Go ahead and let the door hit your ass on the way out.
So coming (HA!) into this conversation late, and I realized an important internal test for an argument: If reading your argument makes me question whether or not I’m having a stroke at this very moment, it just might be a bad argument.
Well, this thread was a hell of a thing.
For someone who doesn’t masturbate, he sure was a wanker.
My respect to everyone who was willing and able to respond to SRLO. I just spent the whole thread with my jaw gaping open while I watched in amused horror.
@Kat:
You don’t tell me what to do!!!
??
I know you’re not talking about me, I just couldn’t resist.
As a white person of partial Jewish descent… this was terribly confusing.
Like, does he believe that people from other cultures never intermingle?
Or just that they shouldn’t?
Weird and beautiful thread. Very sincere, bad spiritualism with a relatively broad span of esoteric historical bullshit.
We shall not see his like again soon.
Ahhh, who am I kidding?