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Men’s Rights Activists celebrate Valentine’s Day by pissing, moaning

By David Futrelle

Spare a thought, this Valentine’s Day, for the ones who suffer the most during this celebration of love and candy and consumerism — the Men’s Rights Activists, shaken to their very core by a holiday in which women get jewelry and flowers from beleaguered men who want nothing more than some top quality nookie in return but can’t even get a hand job because all women are bitches, or something.

Anyway, they have a lot to say about it.

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Women in Toronto shelters getting Valentine's day packages. Men, as usual, get nothing
130 points 25 comments submitted 4 days ago by TC1827 to r/MensRights

Happy Misandry day, err Valentine's Day.Social Issues
49 points 7 comments submitted 6 hours ago by andejoh to r/MensRights

relationship forward.

And I Quote - "Go and have you valentines in space or somewhere else"...Humour
4 points 0 comments submitted 13 hours ago by JeniferLove20 to r/MensRights

After Valentine's Day, Their Acting Days Are Over- CoachGregAdamsGeneral
6 points 1 comment submitted 2 days ago by MRMRising to r/MensRights

What man has ever been given a flower? Too few, that's the problemHumour
306 points 16 comments submitted 2 months ago by TikTokRuinedMyLife to r/MensRights

The harsh truth about Valentine's dayHumour
555 points 17 comments submitted 1 year ago by swiet to r/MensRights

The Valentine's Day gap: "Americans are expected to spend $20.7 billion on Valentine’s Day this year ... Men will spend the most on the holiday, an average of $339. Women spend around $64"Social Issues
33 points 16 comments submitted 1 year ago by qp0n to r/MensRights

Yes, that’s right, they’re mad that that a private charity in Toronto is giving Valentine’s day care packages to women and children in domestic violence shelters.

Happily, one creative Men’s Rights Redditor thinks he has a solution to all this misandry: a new government commission tasked with making sure men get their money’s worth out of Valentine’s Day and, indeed, every other day in which they are in relationships with selfish bitch ladies. As TC1827 laments, V-Day

should be gender neutral but has become all about women. Personally, I think there ought to be government commissions to examine relationships to ensure that each party is getting a fair deal. Men are not ATMs, Men and Women need to realize that.

Somehow I don’t see that happening any time soon. But it does sound like a good premise for the world’s worst rom-com.

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Ledasmom
Ledasmom
7 months ago

Men aren’t ATMs? Then where have I been putting my card all these years?

Moggie
Moggie
7 months ago

ATM references are beginning to look dated, I think, due to the rise of cashless transactions. I think I used an ATM only once in the past 12 months.

Cat Mara
Cat Mara
7 months ago

To paraphrase Rebecca Watson: I don’t celebrate Valentine’s Day on the 14th, I celebrate Discount Chocolate Day on the 15th 😉

Fishy Goat
Fishy Goat
7 months ago

The 14th is Discount Chocolate Eve, as my son says. 🙂