By David Futrelle
You’ve all heard of “white genocide,” I presume — that racist conspiracy theory claiming that evil “cultural marxists” are trying to genocide the white race by encouraging whites to miscegenate white genes away until, several centuries down the line, everyone on earth is the same shade of tan?
Now the incels have their own weirdly complicated genocide theory, courtesy of an Incels.co commenter called Metabuxx, who is convinced that the government’s refusal to fund plastic surgery for incels is part of a massive plot to “eradicat[e] beta genes from the genepool.”
Let’s let him explain:
The biggest problem most nations face today is overpopulation and there are very few ways to control it. First one is genocide of subhuman beta males as we are nothing more than biological wastes and our deaths won’t affect the economies of nations at all.
Metabuxx acknowledges that the earth’s evil rulers — presumably Chads and Stacies all — haven’t yet started murdering betas en masse yet. But that’s just because they know they don’t have to.
[T]hey are not opting for [mass murder] yet because the problem is still solvable by a more subtle approach, which is eradicating beta genes from the genepool.
The first step in this dastardly plan? Give women the right to decide who they want to have sex with.
[T]o accomplish this they have given women all the power in the world. Governments have know all along that women are hypergamous in nature and they will never breed with a beta male. So by giving them the power, they are making sure that the process of mate selection strictly resides in their hands.
Naturally, the ladies choose to have sex only with Chad and his black counterpart, known amongst racist incels as Tyrone. This will ensure that no beta males will be able to pass along their beta genes.
Government wants the new generation of men to be the descendants of Chads and Tyrones solely and since only 5% of men will be breeding with 100% of foids the population is bound to decrease.
Naturally, the evil feminists are involved.
And the government extending its full support to the feminist movement whose primary purpose to put an end to the practices of women cohabiting with beta males further supports my theory. This is the reason why feminists glorify cheating, polyamory, abortions, hookup culture and women who do these things are labeled as empowered and independent.
But the government knows that if incels could get plastic surgery they too could look like Chad and Tyrone — and possibly fool the, er, “foids.”
The reason why governments won’t fund looksmaxing surgeries is because if we get it, we’ll be as good as Chads and foids won’t be able to spot the difference between us and natural Chads. And if some foid mistakenly bred with us our subhuman genes won’t be exterminated from the genepool, which is not what the government wants.
So the government nefariously refuses to fund this foid-fooling surgery, thus ensuring that only a tiny percentage of incels will be able to afford it.
But even those betas who can afford to make themselves look like Chad won’t be able to pass on their genes due to … *checks notes* … VACCINES!
[I]f some rich beta does gets a looksmaxing surgery, the government has a backup plan too, which is vaccination. Our genes are not strong enough to resist the side effects of vaccines that is autism but Chad’s powerful genes can easily resist it. Vaccines are strictly designed to harm betas, not foids and Chads. That’s why the government funds vaccination programs so that we become autistic and foids could easily spot that we are subhumans and refrain from breeding with us.
And so those with beta genes will ultimately be wiped off the face of the earth, eventually, with the process of their eradication sped up a little by … *checks notes again* … land mines?
Its a very big conspiracy against us and we are losing every battle and in a couple hundred years we’ll loose the whole war. Betas of the future generation will be slaves to foids and they will be forced to work in sewers and land mines until they succumb to their deaths. The cost of evolution of mankind into a more intelligent and powerful species will be paid in our blood.
So there you have it!
Say what you will about this dumb theory, it’s still not as dumb as the flat earth theory, so at least the incels have that going for them.
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But wait a sec, if incels/betas are being prevented from breeding, how will they be slaves in the future?
Never mind, I’m putting more thought into this nonsense than they ever will.
Does he think a “land mine” is a place where they…mine…land?
I always love how miscegenation only seems to genocide the whites. Apparently the world where everyone is the same shade of tan doesn’t eradicate black people?
Ah, incel oppression. Simultaneously they’re so much genetic scum that they’re beneath government notice and at the same time the government is trying to actively genocide them.
And boys, even if you did get those ‘looksmaxing’ operations, women would be able to tell the difference between you and ‘natural Chads’ very quickly. Hint: It’s not your looks. It’s about the scent of your garbage personalities wafting all over everything you do.
@Demonhype:
It’s basically the old “one-drop” rule, which never really went away.
It’s so easy for non-incels to get the government to pay for their unnecessary cosmetic surgery, isn’t it? I’m getting tired of all the government flyers offering me free nose jobs and collagen injections.
Incels: Women are EVIL because they wear makeup to make themselves look prettier than they are!
Also incels: I demand the government pay for plastic surgery to make me prettier!
(Wearily drags stepladder out of storage, climbs and replaces the zero back on the “x days since inconsistent manospherian logic” sign)
If looksmaxxing surgery gets funded, then due to non discrimination laws, non-Stacies will be able to get free liposuction and breast implants, which means all women will be Stacies and therefore able to attract super Chadly men. So incels will just be back to square one.
@WWTH, it will become an arms race!
And somehow Anti-Vaxxing has gotten into the sexist nonsense; it’s co-morbid bs.
Are incels starting to become plague enthusiasts? And if so; isn’t that anti-vax stance actually going to be the source of a lot of potential death?!
Is this…. is this them trying to turn their inconsistent, tin foil chewing conspiracy theories into self fulfilling prophesies? If so: it’s a major self own if I have ever seen one.
I take it land mines in this theory are the place where Stacey has her slaves dig up huge … tracts of land?
I’m…I’m not sure what to say. This might be a new record for most convoluted and nonsensical incel theory yet.
I’m surprised the incels aren’t raging about Christmas. Maybe they forgot.
@Cat Mara
Just leave it at 0. It’ll never get past it anyway.
If 5% of men are breeding with 100% of women, then why do they think the population will go down? Do they even know how this procreation thing works? My head hurts.
Also, incels keep talking as if male genes go down the male line and female genes go down the female line. I think they genuinely don’t understand that everyone has genetic material from both parents. If 100% of women are being bred, then no genes will be eradicated.
They can’t even get their dystopian fantasies right 🙁
@Amtep
They’ve had trouble with this one before, so I think it’s a safe bet that they actually think men only have genes from their father and women only have genes from their mother. Add that to the list of ways in which incels don’t understand genetics.
Pediatricians advise waiting till after the MMR booster to schedule your 3 year old’s facelift.
Yes, this is the kind of ridiculous theory we expect from incels, but this post is still pretty disturbing. Metabuxx keeps going on about “subhuman beta males” such as… himself and his intended audience. And maybe I’m missing something, but he doesn’t seem to be using the term ironically or sarcastically. He really seems to believe that he and his fellow incels are genetically inferior “biological wastes”. I mean, I know these guys hate themselves at least as much as they despise the rest of humanity, but damn. No wonder they’re so miserable.
I’m surprised to hear feminists are big on hookup culture and adultery.
You’d think the fact that they see people on the street every day who they think are ugly, yet have children, would kind of clue them in that no one is trying to stop “betas” from breeding. Seriously, do they think Danny DeVito fits their ridiculous Chad stereotype? He’s been married to Rhea Perlman for almost 38 years, and they have 3 kids.
@personalpest: I know “asshole isn’t a mental disease” (though I sometimes think it can be a symptom) but the kind of self-loathing some of these fellows have feels like it *needs* professional help. Except that they’d refuse.
I thought I’d seen Metabuxx’s brand of bullshit show up here on WHTM before, so I did a web search on him. I was wrong, and also this was a bad idea. One of the results was a thread about a guy who hates his “Stacey” sister, and now I am furious and hoping his sister is okay and can stay far far away from him.
Gods, I keep thinking I’m jaded, but I never stop being shocked by how awful incels are. They really are like some cult out of a horror novel. Children Of The Porn, I guess? Urgh.
@Nequam
I mean maybe, but despite the cliches it’s very possible (and IMO pretty common) for people to be caring and compassionate for others while having little or no compassion for themselves. There’s much more going on here than just self-hatred.
Need more info.
@personalpest
Maybe you’re right. Or maybe he’s posting just to wind up the incels. For all we know, any one of these posters could be a person with an active sex life who enjoys hurting others with this kind of propaganda.
I love how this galaxy brain is worried about overpopulation while his fellows are screeching about birthrates falling
@personalpest
I noticed that too. These incel circles are always depressing and morbid. There’s a strong theme of ruining your self esteem among incels. It’s encouraged by other incels and you never escape their pit of misery and low self esteem unless you really actively work against it. I know of only a few “ex” incels that actually received proper therapy to work through their issues from the root. But therapy in general is discouraged among incels; they are actively always bombarding each other with dehumanizing language towards themselves. And since they’re often pretty young guys that want to feel apart of something and human connection, their need to keep each other by hurting each other is twice as apparent.
Webster’s says this:
In other words, these unfortunate incels die of death, surely the saddest way to expire.