By David Futrelle
The dating world is rough.
What kind of world do we live in when a man with so much beef to offer can’t find himself a decent woman to settle down with?
Maybe someone should put him in touch with this woman.
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Well, maybe he could marry Jordan Peterson’s daughter. IIRC she’s on an all-beef diet like her father, so 700lbs of beef would be a draw.
Moo.
This kind of reminded me of a conversation i had with my husband when we were dating. He asked me ” what’s so wrong with a man wanting to be a provider” because he was raised pretty old school Catholic in America in a conservative state so I told him there is nothing inherently wrong with wanting to be a provider. Wanting to be a provider is like half the part it takes to wanting to be a parent. But I as a grown adult do not need a provider. I make my own money and don’t want to be dependent on a romantic partner in order to survive.
https://i.youtube.com/watch?v=btEpF334Rtc
Try that again…
https://youtu.be/btEpF334Rtc
Fuck you, Alan! Some things are best forgotten.
Well that’s interesting. It seems that expressing, ah, robust disapproval of someone’s choice of music can get your comment held for moderation!
This seems like a bit from the “Beef and Dairy Network” podcast.
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of 700 lbs of beef, must be in want of a wife. And a large freezer.
Good thing he has health insurance, because that’s too much beef.
Meh. Now, if he said he knew 700 ways to cook beef, I’d be intrigued.
And seriously in need of fibre.
@Jesalin
It’s a small miracle that Jordan Peterson is not dead almost 2 years into his all beef diet.
Probably he’s lying about it. Like the Breatharians.
@Dalillama
He’s probably lying, but how many of his fans think that he only tells the truth and tried this diet for themselves? I’d bet at least a few people actually did it, likely yielding unfortunate results.
https://twitter.com/Actor1/status/1191046227560980485?s=19
“Throne of beef”. OMG
“Well, it’s awful sad and lonely
To lead a single life
I think I’ll go to the dance tonight
And find meself a wife
Oh, I have got six bundle pigs
Likewise one big fat sow
There’ll be plenty love and bacon
For the girl who’ll love me now”
https://lyrics.fandom.com/wiki/Poxy_Boggards:Itches_In_Me_Britches
700 lbs of beef that’s, like, less than half a mammoth. No wonder the ladies are not impressed.
Yeah, anybody who greets me as “you women” really has a head start on the herd there.
Or at least, he sounds like someone who beefs an awful lot.
@Amtep
Mammoths weighed up to 12,000 lbs (5440 kg), so 700lbs is less than 6% of a mammoth. I wouldn’t be impressed by that.
There’s actually a subreddit for people on the carnivore diet. r/carnivore has about twelve thousand subscribers and is a source of endlessly entertaining posts for us vegans.
I bet he also thinks women are horrible steak diggers.
It’s really weird how guys who brag about their house, job, and three-figure tenderloin annuity tend to attract women who are primarily interested in their assets.
Where have I heard about700 pounds of beef before?
would like to meet u
pls send picture of beef
TBH, back when I was on dating sites, if a woman mentioned she received 700 lbs. of beef per year, that would be a point in her favor.