By David Futrelle
Incels are celebrating Halloween the same way they celebrate pretty much every holiday — by calling for the murder of women.
On Incels.co, the regulars are losing their shit over photos of an Instagram mom taking her kids trick or treating in an extremely skimpy cat costume — a perfect opportunity for the assembled mob to decry the degeneracy of the West while ogling the ass of a hottie.
One commenter calls for “a jihad against foids” (that is, women); another cries out “death to the west.” Several others blame this “degeneracy” on the Jews, because why not blame the Jews for everything?
One commenter takes a moment to fantasize about the woman’s sex life in exceedingly graphic detail:
A mom that posts shit like this to public is also the same kind of mom to have multiple sexual partners and fuck while her kids are in the house and probably watching as well. Probably takes [big black cock] with the doors open and gives her little man kisses goodnight with her herpes-infested lip and cum-soaked breath
TFW your critique of “degenerate” culture turns into a the worst Penthouse Letter ever.
In another thread, the regulars lament their lost childhoods, with one commenter declaring that when he was a kid Halloween was
the one day where I could wear a mask and hide my subhuman face and nobody knew what I actually looked like.
Now that they’re adults — or at least teenagers — the holiday has lost whatever charms it once may have held for them.
I fucking hate hallowen, its a holiday were all women get to be the whores they know they are deep down inside. FOR CHAD. I also fucking hate obnoxious yuppies that use obscure concepts as a costume. JUST PUT ON A NINJA MASK YOU CUCK.
Maybe this is why you’re not getting invited to parties, fellas. That and all the calls for murder.
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@Jarnsaxa
I’ve noticed that this isn’t the first time someone has done that in a comment here. Since it’s happened a few times, maybe it ought to be added to the Comments Policy?
@Troubelle
That’s one of the bigger considerations when I choose a costume. I don’t usually dress up for Halloween anymore, but if I did I would have to pick something warm. Last night where I live it was in the lower 50s and raining. Not ideal weather for skimpy costumes.
@Kat
I think they’re basically trying to recreate The Handmaid’s Tale. Maybe they read or watched it and didn’t realize that it wasn’t a how-to manual?
But if all the women are murdered, who will cook for the incels?
https://twitter.com/DanielleAlberti/status/1189510854246572032
What, no chocolate nuggets? What a gyp.
@Teabug
Please don’t use that word. It is derived from the word gypsy, which is widely considered derogatory as a term to refer to the Romani people. As well, its use implies that Romani people are thieves or that they will cheat people.
@Victorious Parasol they should have paid attention to what the Taliban did to Afghanistan when they were calling the shots.
Funny thing: I was under the impression that most women didn’t like having no choice but to dress up in what amounts to fetish gear on Halloween.
‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all o’er the net,
The incels did gripe and did grouse and did fret;
Their jer’miads were posted on Reddit with care,
In hopes that St. Jordan soon would be there;
Then away to seethe further, alone in cold beds,
While visions of sexbots did dance in their heads…
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Ugh, speaking of Christmas, I saw some stupid MRA sticker on a lamppost as I was walking back from the bus stop this evening based on that old “a dog is for life, not just for Christmas” slogan: “a Dad is for life, not just for Saturdays”. Damn near rolled my eyes into the road.
Well yes, fathers should be up for the less-glamorous parts of child-rearing, and not just the fun parts. A good cartoon, as they say.
This is kind of O/T, but I thought of a funny fake advertisement idea. Any comedians reading this, you’re welcome.
A fake ad for the In-cellphone: a special phone for incels. It has 3 apps: camera (for looksmaxxing), Reddit, and porn. It also comes with photos of Chads preinstalled and is durable to survive incel rage.
This is definitely not a finished idea, but I thought it could be a funny sketch comedy or satirical print ad with some more development.
Frankly, I don’t make fun of incels to ease the pain of my crappy life. I don’t even make fun of them at all. I find them terrifying, given that a lot of them want to put me in a rape camp, take away my ability to vote and have a job, and of course, several have actually killed people and are mass murderers.
No, I don’t make fun of incels. They’re far too serious about their hatred for that.
OT: Incels long for the good old days, when men were men and women were — uh-oh, it turns out they were warriors.
Meet Erika the Red: Viking women were warriors too, say scientists
Researchers re-create the face of a woman buried with an impressive collection of weaponry for a National Geographic documentary
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2019/nov/02/viking-woman-warrior-face-reconstruction-national-geographic-documentary
“Not been considered a warrior grave”. Ridiculous. The grave goods are weapons? Then clearly she was expected to have use for such in the next life. In Norse mythology, the only afterlife where one would especially want weapons is Valhalla, and you only get there by being KIA. That she died of a sword wound just cements the case that she died on some pre-modern battlefield, as a combatant.
Beside which, hasn’t there been a bunch of evidence of Viking female soldiers emerging in recent years? Not even just a few of them, but perhaps as many as 50% of those buried with the Viking equivalent of full military honors.
@Kat, Surplus
I’ve heard about Vikings and their women warriors before, and it puts a whole new spin on the white nationalist obsession with Vikings. I’m pretty sure they’ll be less than happy to learn of this discovery.
Now, if only Amon Amarth would write more songs about female Vikings. Maybe on their next album…
“cutting-edge facial recognition technology”
“head injury consistent with a sword wound”
(sorry)