By David Futrelle
Today’s incel rant (that’s actually from April of last year) is on the subject of women (naturally) and how they are destroying our species by making men horny with their stinky pheromones. Also, women have apparently ruined the space program, just ruined it, so we’ll never get to live on Jupiter — thus depriving boys of their god-given right to get more stupider.
I’m a little hesitant to challenge someone whose opinion is so thoughtful and totally scientific, but I’m pretty sure that women can’t shut down their sexual desire for decades on a whim any more than men can. Though reading this rant, I suspect, might shut things down in that area for a half-hour or so.
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