By David Futrelle
The AskDoctors subreddit is designed to be a place that people can ask doctors the sorts of questions they might ask some doctor they’ve managed to corner at a dinner party — “hey doc, does this look infected to you?” The topics currently under discussion in the subreddit include “White stuff coming out where stitches were,” “How do you treat a stab wound?” and “Severe farts.”
A couple of days ago, one angry incel called GreekSymmetrics decided to ask a rather different sort of question, demanding to know “Why are modern urologists/endocrinologists so misandristic and ignorant?”
GreekSymmetrics was apparently furious at his doctors for telling him that his somewhat smaller than average penis was no big deal.
Hold up, you might say. Wouldn’t a heterosexual dude with a smaller dick be glad to hear that small dicks are normal and that most women don’t really care about penis size, as numerous surveys have shown?
But no. Incels are so devoted to their victim status that they’ve convinced themselves that every alleged physical imperfection they have is a HUGE deal that will prevent them forever from winning over the girl of their dreams.
And they get pretty testy about it, as GreekSymmetrics’ long rant males clear. Brace yourself, because here it comes.
Sir, this is a Wendy’s.
Now you might find yourself wondering about one of GreekSymmetrics’ claims: if small-dicked men were eliminated from the gene pool during caveman days, why are there still men with smal dicks? Don’t worry! He answered this crucial question in a followup comment:
The small penis gene hasnt evaporated because since the modern civilization women began to accept weaker unmasculine men with lots of resources and Money, of course they werent sexually satisfyed by them, but they received a stable home and income from them which why they gave birth to their Kids as a exchange …
This is precisely observeable if you take a look how the jaw size and facial masculinity of men declined when marriage came into Play at the times of the modernization
I would try to verify this experimentally, but my calipers are in the shop.
H/T — r/Cringetopia, via r/TheBluePill.
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@ lainy
They’re all dapper doges Bront!
That is so cute though. At a work acquaintances’ wedding they had their dog be ring bearer. She looked great trotting down the aisle with a little basket.
@alan
Yeah he’s a good boy. He doesn’t actually have a job in the wedding we just wanted to include him.
I wish these people would apply even a semblance of reality to their biotruth evo-psych rubbish. Clarify what you mean by caveman. Which species was this? Why was having a big knob so important to them? Show your reasoning!
You know i think incels piss me off more then any other asshats David has brought into view here because i don’t think anyone is actually an “incel” just little entitled cry baby dickbags who would think their actually dying if they experience any form of real pain. They might be equal to mgtow because they just show up in other places or make blogs about how much they hate women and dating. Entitled rage wanking entitled little dicks is all they are at the end of the day and all their problems are of their own creation! That’s the moat annoying part.
@rv9v: do you mean that women tolerate having small breasts in that they may not be exactly what the stereotypical male fantasy is? Because that has less to do with women tolerating their own breast size and A LOT more to do with men tolerating women being ok with their own bodies.
Ok. What is it with incels capitalizing random words in sentences. When I saw alt-righters (Nazis) doing it I thought it was dog whistling to hide their power level like the double ellipses. But this seems out right random. Are they just bad at it? Or am I missing the code?
RE: small breast sizes – There are also a bunch of push up bras, and almost all bras seem to include padding. Even sports bras? I’ve found?
It might be to hide the nips, but I think it’s also because women aren’t supposed to have/be okay with having smaller breasts.
That’s bullshit, but it is what it is.
If people don’t think small chested women are ridiculed for something they can’t actually hide… Well, they are.
I vividly remember a relative (a pretty progressive man) saying that he didn’t like the padding in bras, because it was lying to the men about what the woman actually looked like.
Like, wtf.
I know this has previously been covered as well but BIG BREASTS DO NOT EQUAL SLUT, y’all. WTF.
W
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Because that’s what saying “small breasted women are less interested in sex” implies, that larger breasted women are MORE interested in it. Fat deposits =/= libido.
ALSO, re: This bit in r97’s original post –
PEOPLE WITH SMALLER PENISES CAN STILL HAVE SEX, and be in a relationship where sex is important. People who aren’t hung up on their penis size can be in any kind of relationship, and can have any kind of setting on their libido from “nah” to “hell yeah”.
Penis size =/= libido. Being okay with your genitals =/= a conservative attitude?
WTAF???????????? How does this need to be explained?
OK, he’s got my sympathy…I feel sorry for him. Decades, if not centuries, of women INSISTING they don’t give a fig about penis size, apparently means nothing to him.
Poor guy. Seriously.
I used to be depressed about my barely A-cup breasts. Hell, not any more! Ageing has given them a boost…along with allover weight gain.
dies laughing
I’m honestly pretty sick of guys who need to be reassured constantly about their penis size when the internet is full of detailed 2/10 would not bang screeds about women for all sorts of reasons.
The reason there aren’t tons of angry rants by small breasted women about their sexual insecurity is because women are trained from birth to gate our looks and to blame no one but ourselves for not living up to the standard of beauty. We just don’t have the time to exclusively focus on our breasts when we have every other aspect of our appearance we’re supposed to worry about. But without ever letting on that we’re worried about it, of course.
This might be a bit tmi but the sex club my fiance and i go to there are a lot of guys there that are average size or smaller that have been apart of our games. Small in no way equals conservative. Also they have all been wonderful people that we’ve met so far. There has only been like one guy there that made me uncomfortable but I wasn’t alone so nothing happened. My point is genital does nothing to described you as a person or how much fun you are on the sack.
Also the small breasted ladies involved in those games have been wonderful as well
Coincidentally, youtube has just recommended to me “three inches of heaven”, and it’s perfectly lovely:
Oh gawd. The spouse is bigger than average. This is something I tolerate, because of how otherwise we get along so well. Definitely not the best sex I’ve ever had in my life, which would probably go to a tryst with a Japanese guy who was pretty much in line with the stereotype about Japanese guys. What can I say, he knew what he was doing and made it a point (and had the self control) to get off second.
I think if a lot of these fellows were offered the choice of sex or clinging to their grievance and despair, they would choose the latter. It’s impressive, in a tragic sort of way how exquisitely they construct their “anthropology” to avoid admitting there’s stuff about their attitude they should work on. It makes me sad.
I’ve suddenly begun wondering if this attitude is the North-American (? Don’t know where OP is located) version of koro: “My penis is shrunken, *somebody’s* got to be blamed for this!”
Did anyone read through GreekSymmetrics’s comment history? It’s all postings about testosterone/HGH supplements and bemoaning the closing of Braincels, as well as posting on a number of remaining incel or incel-related subs.
Related: Is there a correlation between testosterone levels in men and toxic masculine behaviors? I haven’t seen any studies, so I’m curious. If you google it, all you get is a bunch of right wing “news” sites claiming that toxic masculinity isn’t real.
Sounds like the doctor dared to take away his lifelong excuse for why women won’t touch him. If it’s your penis’ fault then you don’t have to face the fact that women actually don’t like you because you’re an asshole.
@ Naglfar
OP post could be a typed out version of ‘royd rage. Overdoing it on those supplements is not a good idea physically for someone with hang – ups about their trouser furniture either. All sorts of nasty side effects, including cancer of the nuts.
Some people should not be allowed to study evolution, as they clearly will never grasp how it works.
Not that this is this nimrod’s only problem…
@Naglfar
Toxic masculinity is taught, not the result of a chemical imbalance. It’s extensively documented in gender studies papers, maybe start with a Google scholar search for those to learn more about what toxic masculinity encapsulates and what causes it.
I don’t think that having more testosterone in your system makes you a misogynistic jerk. I’m pretty sure this is a cultural thing, and not a biological one.
Wow. The self-loathing of inceldom is much too entrenched to fathom.
I wouldn’t be surprised if it turned out that certain men with higher levels of testosterone were misogynistic jerks, but only because I imagine misogynistic jerks are much more likely to take testosterone supplements, so any correlation would be the other way round.
@kupo, Rhuu
Thank you. If I get a chance this weekend I’ll try to find some of the studies you suggested.
I realize that by wondering whether it was a chemical imbalance, it may have sounded like I was excusing it. I am not excusing or justifying it, this was merely a question that I was pondering earlier in response to GreekSymmetrics’s (and the alt right as a whole’s collective) obsession with testosterone. Sorry if it was poorly worded.
@ Moggie: Very nice, and soothing.
You might also like this ensemble piece on its sister instrument, the koto.