By David Futrelle
It’s every alpha teen boy’s worst nightmare, or perhaps his darkest fantasy: He becomes “red pilled” on Reddit only to discover that, in the harsh light of his new philosophy, his dad is a beta cuck and his mom is a slut.
Such is the sad tale of one young Red Pill Redditor called lifeisweirdasfuck.
While he has no evidence that good old mom is actually having sex with anyone but dad, he’s noticed tell-tale signs of nascent sluttery, like “flashy clothes” and, you know, femininity.
In the past years I’ve seen my mom acting slutty. Acting feminine outside home, and masculine inside. Always trying to dominate the frame of the relationship with my dad, and trying to make me a beta like my dad.
Also, one time there were these two guys and they were looking at his mom, and it looked like they were going to hit on her, and he could just tell that she would have wanted to sleep with them, only there wouldn’t be much sleeping going on if you get what I mean!
I am on vacation with my parents and a few days ago there were two guys who were about to hit on my mom. Despite her being in her 40’s she still looks fuckable.
Naturally he had to protect his, ahem, fuckable mom from the attentions of these two like a jealous husband.
I looked right in the eyes of the two guys, and they got the point. But knowing that my mom would have been happy to cheat on my dad, makes me go back in the RP anger phase.
Dr. Freud, do you have any questions for young Oedipus here?
In any case, our young alpha has learned that women who are sexual don’t turn off their sexuality, or suddenly lose their sexual appeal, when they hit the age of 40. Sorry, I meant he’s discovered that they’re all a bunch of hypergamous sluts ready to “branch swing” to the nearest alpha.
It’s very common to think older women are any different from those 18 y/o sluts. Nah, they are all the fucking same. My mom, your mom. They are all under the same hypergamic principles and instincts.
In fact, he’s sure that all these older ladies are pretty much checking him out all of the time.
And I see that around. Milfs with their husbands eye fucking me in front of them. 30 year old, 40 year old, 70 year old. All of them. Awalt [All Women Are Like That] is the hardest theory to grasp and believe. Many guys do not believe that, but all women are really like that.
And did he mention that they’re all, like, really into him? I can’t remember if he mentioned that. But they are. He knows because he smirks at them.
I’ve seen the most looking severe/dominant women, turn out feminine. How? Just by smirking and acting like I know their behavior is fake, and nothing more than a wall that can be thrown down.
High school teachers. Female bodybuilders. Women with masculine behavior.
All of them can be feminine and slutty, as long as you pass their shit tests (which more often than not are non verbal) and have a stronger frame than them.
I feel like this is the opening to the world’s worst Penthouse Letter.
I would suggest he sign up on the Cougar Life dating site but really, no woman of any age should have to put up with his “red pill” ass.
Dude, stop reading the Red Pill subreddit. Get into therapy. Work out you anger at your mother and at women in general before you completely wreck your relationship with your parents and fuck up the life of some unfortunate girlfriend you’ve turned into a mother replacement.
As Sigmund Freud once said, “Jesus Christ that shit is fucked up.”
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Their husbands are eye fucking you? Dude, it sure seems like everyone desires you. Ignore these Mammotheers and their sarcastic remarks. I’m sure they all want you too.
“That’s not a moth-er! That’s a bee!”
“Whoa, that dude’s got a pet bee!”
Such a quotable video.
I want to contribute something, but my mind boggled. It’s like something from The Testaments, but the male perspective. (Which by the way is an excellent frikkin’ book, I highly recommend it.) Like seriously, this is what they teach the boys in Gilead, that women are always eye-fucking them if they meet their eyes or show an ankle or some shit.
Let me see if I got this mindset right.
If a woman is acting feminine in public, is because she’s trying to seduce men, that harlot.
If a woman acts non-feminine in public, it’s because she’s trying to dominate and emasculate men, that bitch.
Everything a woman does must be aimed at men (women never do things for any other reasons), and everything she does is bad and nefarious.
Does that about sum it up?
@Catalpa,
Yeah, for manuresphereians life is just one giant Bechdel test that they keep on failing….
So, this guys dad is a normal schub, married to a flirty, attractive woman who is more-or-less in charge of running the household? Monospherian might want to check if he has been cast as the entitled son in a sitcom family.
Gaebolga – If I were catching them, wouldn’t I have one somewhere and know what they look like?
I think it must be like what Naglfar said; they flit out of my line of vision if I happen to look up or something.
It is weird to hear that I’ve been under something I didn’t know about for all this time. But it’s not the first time; the patriarchy is up there somewhere, too, but finding out about that enabled me to see all sorts of stuff that made me say “Well! That explains a lot.” Finding out about ‘hypergamic principles’ just makes me go “Wut??”
My elementary school principal married the superintendent of schools…
…
Was she a “hypergamic principal”??
…
I’ll see myself out, now….
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I think it might be time to put my old kitty Jessie down. He had been doing so good since I got him a lower wall litter box. Our young kitty is not adapted to the litter box yet and gets litter ever where on the floor but that’s an easy clean. My old boy is 17 or 18 years old now, he can hardly get up stares. He drinks at least three bowls of water a day, and he’s starting to really have trouble defecating now. Not only that but he meows all the time now, not just as night. And it’s not even a meow really, it’s more like a wail. I’m worried that he is in pain, so I’m taking him to the vet. If there is nothing I can do to help him, I’m gonna put him to sleep because I refuse to let any of my friends suffer. He’s lived a good long life full of love and not a single day of mistreatment. It’s extremely sad but at least if I have to let him go he’ll be with his sister then.
Lainy,
I’m so sorry your Jessie-kitteh isn’t doing well. That is very hard.
I’m sure you’re doing the right thing for him. He’s a lucky boy to have you, and I’m sure he knows he’s loved.
From:
random fellow cat “owner”, and long-time lurker at WHTM.
All this discussion of hypergamic principles and principals has made me notice: isn’t the adjective form of hypergamy hypergamous? That’s the form I typically see used by the manosphere idiots that we look at.
@Naglfar
As the oldest age a person can be in the generation Z, I can tell you one thing. Definitely no such thing as hypergamy. We’re all broke. Even if I was to date someone just 10 years older then me, That’s still a post -millennial, and guess what, still broke. I date someone 20 years older then me, A millennial, and possibly secure enough to not die of starvation if the price of gas goes up. and I’m not going to chase after someone in my parents generations (baby boomers) just to get a meal. If I get that desperate, I go home to my baby boomers parents who will make sure I don’t die of starvation if something goes wrong.
@Lainy
I know that there is no such thing, and I recognize that the very notion is misogynistic. I am not implying that it is real, as I was trying to mock it. I am simply being a grammar pedant with my last comment. Sorry if what I wrote seemed to imply that it was real.
And of course, hypergamy would increase, not decrease in the red pill utopia. Because when women don’t have equal rights, they have to depend financially on husbands and fathers. So marrying up becomes the most important pursuit. See the Regency period and the Jane Austen novels that red pillers probably all hate.
Sorry about your kitty, Lainey.
@WWTH
It’s one of the many contradictions of red pillers: they don’t want women to work and support themselves, but they also don’t want women to be supported by men either (what they call hypergamy). The only way they can have that is if women don’t exist. Which is something that seems many red pillers desire.
@Naglfar
I think it’s more of a feature than a bug, since it means they will always be able to complain about women being…whatever.
Something else about that hypergamy thing: back when marriage was an important financial institution as well as (and sometimes more than) a love connection, men would do the same thing when they could. Men married women for their money, or their land, or their title, etc. Sure, it was often their family’s money/land/title/etc., but that might also be true the other way around (especially when it’s something that’s held in the family, anyway). Besides, read a bit of either fiction or non-fiction about these times, or watch something like Who Do You Think You Are, and you will quite quickly run into some story or other about “Rich Old Widow Smith who married her stable hand”, or “great-great-grandfather had a small brewery, and great-great-grandmother ran the most successful pub in town, so he married her, and it was very good for business” or any other variation on these things.
I’m sure that still happens today, even with the changes in society. Because people are people.
(This is not to discount the fact that when men held more power, and when women had fewer options of advancing their status on their own, women felt more pressure to “marry up” than men must have; but still, in the cases where men could “marry up”, a hell of a lot of them did so.)
(PS – Sorry if this is a bit incoherent, it’s bedtime and I’ve had a long day.)
@ lainy
I am so sorry to hear about your kitty. There are no words for times like the, but my heart goes out to you.
Horniness + solipsism = the belief that all adults, everywhere, are constantly on the prowl for sex, just like you.
Just in the nick of time, he saved his mom from being wished a nice day by the cashier and bagger at the checkout lane. Whew, that was a close one.
Apparently, being “red pilled” also grants one complete and total understanding of all women. Or maybe it makes them delusional. One of the two.
How distorted must your mind be to think of your own mother in terms like “slut”?
@Lainy:
I’m so sorry you’re having to face this with your beloved Jessie. I have been where you are (and I will be again).
I imagine many who post here know that pain as well.
It’s a hard place to be, that pain of letting go of a soul who has given us such unconditional love, but it is also the greatest gift we can give them–the easing and ending of their pain.
It also fulfills the promise we made when we opened our hearts and homes to them: we will take care of you even to the point of letting you go…even when letting go rends our souls and leaves us in anguish.
I wish you strength whatever decision you make, and I know that your Jessie could be in no better hands.
Beavis and Butthead (aka prince Harry), I LOVE that program!!!!
“All women are like that”… but also always “not all men”….
can we say double standard?
I’m going to attempt a numbskull-to-English translation here. Bear with me:
Translation: My mom is raising not only me, but my old man, too. She is, in effect, a single mom to two overgrown toddlers. Yet somehow, she also manages to be polite to complete strangers. And this bothers me, because I’m a huge poopy diaper baby.
Translation: I’m weirdly upset that my mother hasn’t disintegrated yet, even though she technically hasn’t hit middle age or anything.
Translation: Heaven forfend that anyone, even my dad, should find my mom attractive. This weirds me out because it forced me to realize just how my parents conceived ME.
Translation: I am mortally offended that women have sexual urges! They’re supposed to be satisfied with diapering my incel behind, goddammit!
Translation: I wishfully think a lot. And when I do, I also cry-fap a lot.
Translation: Holy shit, do I EVER cry-fap a lot. Even about women I’m not supposed to find attractive. I cry-fap all the time. I am typing this rantifesto one-handed and can barely see the screen before me. HELP!
(mops brow)
Phew. That was…UNPLEASANT. Like being inside the head of someone with a constant, whanging headache. But I think I got the basic gist of it, anyhow.
I think I’ll just go lie down now.