By David Futrelle
Today’s insight into lesbianism comes from the Braincels subreddit, where the regulars believe that lesbianism is just a “meme,” and that there are literally no women in the world who would prefer the touch of a woman, however lovely, to the sexual attentions of a beefy Chad.
Some incels have clearly thought this whole theory through in a bit more detail than most of their peers. Like, for example, this dude:
I’m going to go out on a limb and say that none of that is correct.
Oh, and in case you’re wondering, an “alpha widow” is a lady who has previously gotten it on with some alpha Chad and who therefore can never against be satisfied with betas of any gender. I’m going to go out on a limb again and say that this isn’t really a thing either.
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As a lesbian myself, I can vouch that this is TOTALLY true.
(MAJOR SARCASM)
I literally can’t imagine any of my lesbian friends in relationships with men.
Yeah, well I don’t think women exist. It’s all an elaborate prank the Normies™ are pulling on incels to make them dwell on their inability to get something that isn’t actually real.
I find it strange that most people are willing to cut off half their potential dating pool. Asexuals are at least easier to understand than monosexuals.
But, ya know, I find it even stranger that there are people who don’t accept that others with different needs and preferences exist. It’s like, if I were straight, and I believed that since I’m not into women, nobody is… so therefore all men are really gay. That would clearly be not correct.
With so many Manospherians and other assholes around, sometimes I wonder why every woman isn’t a lesbian.
@Snowberry
I’ve kind of wondered about this too. When I was younger, before I really understood sexuality at all (it’s not like I understand it fully now either) I was somewhat confused that most people were attracted to one gender or the other while I was into both/all. Apparently most people aren’t pansexual (though I would imagine that more people are bi/pan than the number that are out currently).
????????
It’s not a choice. How are we having to explain this still in 2019??
Isn’t the inability to grasp how other people’s sexuality works a good part of the reason why incels are incels to begin with?
The existence of straight women is proof sexuality is not a choice
Excuse me, but what collapsed and condemned sewage system on fire did these guys get this from?
Just…wow.
@kupo, Bakunin
I’m not implying that people choose sexualities and I understand that it’s not a choice and that none are inherently better or worse than others. I was simply reflecting on a naïve thing I used to think that mirrored Snowberry’s comment. I’m sorry if I have offended anyone.
@Naglfar
fwiw, I didn’t have any issue with your comment.
@Vaiyt their ‘ignorance ‘ is more about feeding their aggrieved entitlement and ‘victimhood ‘ than a poor grasp on sexuality and relationships.
Okay, sorry, I didn’t mean to imply it was a choice. I meant that it feels like one from my perspective because it *would* be a choice on my part (and a pointlessly limiting one) but intellectually, of course I know it’s not. The part with alternate-reality-straight-me deciding that men must be gay was supposed to hint at how stupidly wrong it would be to think like that for real, but it probably would have been better to state that clearly. Particularly since we’re discussing incels who think everyone’s really their warped idea of straightness deep down, but can choose to opt out of it anyway if one’s reproductive options are poor? Which is basically God making a burrito he can’t eat but eating it anyway, for whatever sense that makes.
I mean I’m a “disaster lesbian” as the term goes. But not because I was ruined by a gigachad in my youth. Incels… bless.
I guess this guy’s never heard of gold-star lesbians.
There are more things in Heaven and Earth than are dreamt of in manospherian philosophy.
Once again, I’m reminded of an obnoxious mansplainer who used to be my sister’s boyfriend, and who was of the opinion that lesbians are gay because they’re “hardcore”, as in “haven’t been fucked hard enough by some shitty dude (like me)”.
I use the past tense for a reason, obvs.
@Bakunin
I needed that. Thanks!
So guys who can’t get a date think Women who prefer Women can be brought around by an Alpha Guy?
But if they can’t get dates and Beta guys can then just what do they call themselves? losers?
These guys obviously don’t get out much have they ever met a Lesbian Couple?
These guys have never been in love, and well are they capable of falling in love? It should have happened to them at least once by now if they got working hormones and have had some social contact with a female.
If you have been in love you can recognize sometimes when other people are in love Straight or LGBT you see someone is in love with someone else you move on and don’t waste your time.
How does being dumped by an alpha male make these women want to drive Subarus?
Define Alpha male and why would an Alpha give Women more intimacy?
Alpha leader, dominant is my understanding of the term, wether its Genghis Khan or Napoleon both had lots of Women besides their wives.
Intimate close, you feel for that person, you would sacrifice for that person and they would do the same for you thats how you build trust.
Sure people cheat and couples decide wether to work through it and stay together or split.
But Alphas are Man Whores cheating multiple times just means you don’t care about your partners feelings therefore you’re not intimate, in love.
@ThingsComeUndone:
Of course they’ve never been in love. To love, you need to consider someone else’s needs and happiness to be as important as your own – to be an integral part in your own happiness.
These guys are not able to see beyond their own skulls (and those skulls are firmly up their asses, further inhibiting view). How could they love another person, when they only see other people as things?
I know these guys don’t like women (understatement), but they do claim to fancy them – why would it be such a leap of faith to imagine other women might too?
(Also, regarding ThingsComeUndone’s second post: I don’t think alphas need to come into it; they’re more or less an incel invention anyway.)