By David Futrelle
I‘m starting a new series of posts — which may become a regular, possibly even daily, thing — called Brand New Ugly, in which I’ll highlight items in the news or in social media that seem to be emblematic of the new era of political and social ugliness we’ve fallen into.
So let’s get going with …
It’s bad enough that the Trumpian, bad-haircutted buffoon Boris Johnson is going to be the British Prime Minister. Did Quillette have to compound the damage by writing a weirdly phrenological puff piece on the man that, among other things, rhapsodized about his “Germanic” skull shape?
Calipers out, lads! Here’s the relevant passage from Toby Young’s piece “Cometh the Hour, Cometh the Man: A Profile of Boris Johnson,” describing Young’s first meeting with Johnson way back in 1983.
Later on in the piece, Young describes Johnson as “a cross between Hugh Grant and a silverback gorilla.” This is supposed to be a compliment.
H/T: Aaron Sankin on Twitter
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@Jaminet:
How many do you want? England’s population is, what, eleven times Scotland’s? Admittedly, part of me thinks it would be hilarious to see anti-migrant rhetoric directed at white English people for a change…
This is very true…I’m sure all the tub thumping Brexiteers will do their patriotic duty and stay in England though and as they keep telling everyone, they are in the majority!
Problem solved….
Toby Young sums up the kind of self-satisfied, unself-aware, high-handed mediocrity which is currently dominating the attitudes British decision-makers and media opinion-havers. If he thinks he’s being subtle or clever with this he’s very mistaken – although I have to thank him for being inadvertently hilarious.
Although he’s done worse, the thing that really sticks in my mind was when he tore apart a film being unrealistic and ridiculous because a character on state benefits listened to Radio 4 (which has lots of cultural, political and science-based programming). He’s an utterly contemptible bellend, basically.
I scoff at the Americentrism 😛
The telltale signs were visible in some parts of the world as early as 2014. In 2016 we only confirmed that there was no stopping it. And it’s still going on, with BoJo as the latest incident.
@Moggie
You probably only have adblock and not completely disabled JS. I can confirm the page doesn’t work in that case. Not that it probably matters anymore.
@Surplus
The site sometimes takes a long time to display a post. It seems to be random. It’s been happening as long as I can remember posting here.
What I mean to say is that it’s not a new issue, and it can probably be expected to remain for forseeable future.
It’s never actually lost me a post. But I compose them in a text file, just in case, and paste the contents in the comment box when I’m done. I recommend this method to you too, you won’t be worried about the data getting lost.
@moggie:
Suddenly recalling an old Monty Python SF-movie parody in which extraterrestrial invaders turn everyone Scottish: “Scotland began to suffer severe overcrowding! Five people to a bed! Three men to a caber!”
For anyone who doesn’t want it by video this, from the saner wing of pro-leave (which isn’t saying all that much) is a good summary of the necessity for the backstop and why Boris will never be free of it-
And if the idiot Brexits by crashing out there’s absolutely no doubt he’ll have to crawl back to the EU to pull our economy out of the shit. Guess what the first item on the agenda will be?
@Moon_custafer:
“They mean to win Wimbledon!”
@Beyond Ocean : try 2002 at the very least (the first french presidential election between right wing and far right). Possibly before.
It’s hard, for example, to not see George Bush Junior as a precursor of Trump.
I think it started with Reagan.
When dealing with huge spans of time like the Maya were, it’s completely normal to be a few decades or so off.
https://twitter.com/peterwalker99/status/1154354147363364865
A french proverb say that it’s alway the most intelligent one who crack. Mr. Johnson is trying to be less intelligent than physical reality.
Kind of amusing when the Irish (and Scots Gaelic) word for a person of English descent, Sasanach¹, a) literally means “Saxon”, and b) can be used pejoratively in both languages (for obvious reasons, given the history). No-one in Ireland or Scotland considers themselves “Anglo-Saxon” unless they actually trace their descent from English settlers.
It’s pretty depressing how many of the most revolting scumbags in the Trump era have Irish names: Bannon, Conway, McConnell, Kavanaugh, … ☹️
¹ This follows a standard convention of adding an “-(e)ach” suffix to the name of a country to get the term for a person from that country; e.g., “An Iodáil” = “Italy” (literally, “the Italy”), “Iodáileach” = “Italian person”, or “An Fhrainc” = “France”, “Francach” = “French person”. However, “francach” (lower case) is also the Irish for “rat” ?. I assume this is an embarrassing philological collision caused by centuries of convergent sound change and not a deliberate slur…
Also, regarding missing posts, this has been my experience. Others’ mileage may vary.
When you follow a link to a post from the home page, the post’s URL looks something like:
https://www.wehuntedthemammoth.com/{yyyy}/{mm}/{dd}/{title-of-post}/
where {yyyy}, {mm} and {dd} are the year, month and date of the post.
When you click the “Submit Comment” button, you are redirected to a new URL that looks like:
https://www.wehuntedthemammoth.com/{yyyy}/{mm}/{dd}/{title-of-post}/comment-page-{n}/#comment-{xxxx}
where {n} is related to the number of comments on the post (1 for 0-50 comments, 2 for 51-100 comments, etc.) and {xxxx} is the automatically-generated ID of your comment. It is this page that is often “stale” in that your comment doesn’t appear on it. However, if you edit the URL in your browser back to the way it was (delete the “/comment-page-{n}/#comment-{xxxx}” bit, in other words) and hit Return, the post will reload and your comment does show up! I suspect this is caused by whatever caching plugin the site is configured to use but I’m not a WordPress developer so I can’t be sure.
Toby Young on women ?
@Yutolia
The idea that it just started, as opposed to always being there, is a bit questionable. I mean, there’s literally two degrees of separation between Trump and Joe McCarthy; the only reason Goldwater’s not thought of as a precursor is because he lost. And so on.
Cat Mara:
Since apparently most people in Ireland are more or less English-speaking and England-hating, I guess they could be called anglophobe saxophones?
@Moggie:
Did you try guessing the easy way, or standing on your head in a ten-quart pail?
@Lumipuna: Very good ?
Cat Mara – Thanks. On Irish-English relations, I’ve been reading CaseyExplosion and the people she retweets.
Given the current declarations of the irish governement and UE official, Johnson seem very invested in making people think he will suicide his country to slightly inconvenience its neighbor. Sadly, it probably won’t have the effect he seek 😡
For the brexit itself, I follow IanDunt for the political aspect, and the duo DmitryOpines / DavidHenigUK for the economic aspect.
I was at a crime writing festival in Harrogate last weekend. First panel I attended was ‘Irish Noir’. One of the authors, who was brought up on the Northern Irish side of the border but now lives on the other side said hed noticed a change already. Since the Good Friday Agreement he’s seen the removal of the physical border and noticed that the psychological border was falling away, but with talk of and then the vote on Brexit, the psychological border has returned. All the authors agreed, people on both sides were just starting to heal from the trauma but now that’s being hindered. They also discussed the dilemma of how they lable themselves now – Irish, British, Northern Irish. It was really eye opening to listen to, because it’s not a perspective often aired in England.
Also, there were a lot of jokes about Boris and a terrible crime novel he wrote called ’72 virgins’ during the awards ceremony.