By David Futrelle
Men’s Rights Activists — and their close cousins the MGTOWs — fret endlessly about what they see as the unfair power women wield over hapless straight men seduced by their sexy bodies.
MRA granddaddy Warren Farrell has been warning men for decades of women’s “cleavage power” and the apparently hypnotic spells wily women can cast with their asses; these days, MGTOWs and racist conspiracy theorists alike obsess over the evil effects of women wearing yoga pants on the fragile male psyche.
But one MGTOW Redditor wants his fellow lady-avoiders to be wary of another hidden tool women have in their sex appeal arsenal alongside their actual arses: their unclothed arms.
Damn these diabolical body-having ladies and their infernal … limbs!
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What are the odds that this guy is also an Islamophobe who will bend your ear at any opportunity about how TEH MERSLIMZ are going to implement Sharia law and put every woman in a burqa? ?
O/T: I recently discovered a Japanese female punk band called “Otoboke Beaver” (apparently named after a “love hotel” near the founders’ high school). Check out the BLATNAT MISNADRY in this video! Disgraceful!
This is the best one I’ve heard yet. Lady arms are apparently sexual objects now.
@Cat Mara
Is “blatnat” the sound made when the political career of a nationalist like, say, Sargon of Akkad, hits the pavement?
This seems to be another guy who might have a time machine hidden away someplace. His fear of bare arms makes him sound like some sort of Victorian era prude.
@tim gueguen
No one tell them that these young ladies are also not wearing their stockings and corsets. They get boners from thinking about those sexy uncovered ankles
I’m afraid of the answer, but what does TRP and TBP means?
This article might be amusing to all y’all:
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I wish I could just hibernate underground until the temps reached 15 degrees every year. That sounds lovely.
@eprovonost
The red pill and the black pill. Black pill is incel nonsense, red pill is mra nonsense.
@eprovonost
The red pill and the black pill. Black pill is incel nonsense, red pill is mra nonsense.
Sorry if a double post, I think my first post got eaten by the spam filter.
@tim gueguen:
If he has a time machine, and he’s talking about dangerous creatures emerging from underground to harvest weak men, I want to know whether sort of well-like structures are involved. Because then we might be dealing with Morlocks. Or possibly Sadako, I suppose.
For the last three years, I’ve been dog walking for a living. It’s very different from office work. But one obvious difference is that my lady arms are significantly stronger than they were. Last night my dogs were desperate to go for a walk at 3am. So off we went. The Labradoodle had a couple of sprints after cats and I stayed both upright and not letting go of any of the 4 dogs. Not sure my upper arms look any different, but gosh are they delivering with the strength.
So there’s that. Maybe womankind has taken up mass dog walking.
Besides my boobs, my arms are the fattest part of my body. But even though I have body image issues and hate my arms, I still don’t cover them in hot weather. So, now that it’s tank top season, I happily wave my arm blub in this douchebags general direction. Take that and my pale Minnesota winter legs too.
@Rabid Rabbit
No, “blatnat” is when one achieves such an exalted state of awesome that one is permanently VIP everywhere.
Full Disclosure: I speak other languages.
This word doesn’t actually exist in the wild, but given the rules of Russian word creation and portmanteau formation, it should totally exist.
For example, much like “kompromat” is a portmanteau of “compromising materials” this should be a portmanteau of “natural blat” where “blat” will be something like “flyness” in this case.
“Blat” is a complicated concept.
Used as a noun it means “perk” or “pull” such that “I have blat” or “I got it by blat” means “I have perks [at this place] or pull [with this person]” or “I got it after it fell of a truck and was slipped to me under the table.”
Similarly, one can get into places “by blat” via the front door if one is very “blatn(oy/ya)” or the back door if one is either a bit less or a lot more so.
Thus, “blatnat” should be the state of having a lot of spontaneous blat, as in “she has so much blatnat, BTS gives concerts in her living room.”
I now return you to your regularly scheduled programming.
Bring back the Victorian era, when even table and piano legs had to be covered, lest some “gentleman” forget himself and get a huge boner.
On second thought, don’t. Let’s just let this incel sad-sack with a persecution complex get his useless boners and die mad about it.
To be honest I’m really into Victorian fashion type goth stuff so that would be fine with me. Make it more common for me to wear a big skull pendent and a black lace veil. Yes please.
I am someone who envies how women can wear sleeveless tops in more situations.
I believe that the manospherians should just ally themselves with Wahhabi Muslims already, the denomination or movement I believe even other Muslims aren’t as keen on. I don’t want Islamophobic and otherwise pro-Christian or even just plain secular media giving them any more credibility.
Aren’t these guys (some of) the ones stuck on the constitution and the second amendment? Don’t they know it upholds the right to bare arms?
I’ll see myself out. ?
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OK, forgive me for being super boring, but if furniture legs were actually being covered, it would be to protect them from scuffing… but I think the joke that people in particularly stuffy locales covered them to maintain their decency was used even then!
@kupo
Fine, I’ll just try not to envy then. Sorry to be catty, but I thought I’d give my perspective on this.
Yes, there was a time when this wasn’t even a thing for women, but it is insulting that people want to go back to a time when people were far more repressive in terms of how they would express themselves.
@dashapants:
That was brilliant. Thank you. So having blatnat would be what gets you into the nightclub ahead of everyone else and without having to pay the cover charge, but not because your daddy knows Putin, just because of how cool you are?
@Bina, Diptych
I wonder if they ever actually caught some guy humping the piano legs. It seems like it would be an awkward position to do that. Unless they caught the dog, and were afraid the children would see?
OT: You know what, I don’t care if Gillette is just virtue signalling. I’m honestly pretty fine with them doing so. Especially since this new ad suggests they’re sticking with their “wokeness” rather than letting it be a oneoff from earlier this year, and damn the MRA torpedoes. https://www.theguardian.com/world/2019/may/28/gillette-ad-shaving-transgender-son-samson-bonkeabanut-brown
What was that, David? I was hypnotized by that lady’s noddle arms.
@Nequam
I wonder what new excuses they’ll come up with when they discover that looking like a “chad” doesn’t help them. (blame the surgeon, probably)