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Internet babies want Lady Captain Marvel arrested for stealing a motorcycle

By David Futrelle

Captain Marvel has been in theaters for two and a half months now, but the baby men of the internet are still finding excuses to throw tantrums over it.

The latest? An extended scene, posted online, featuring the titular character stealing a motorcycle from a random creep after he patronizingly asks her to smile; instead of punching him or throwing him through a window, like a normal action movie star, she gets her way by squeezing the creep’s hand real hard.

Here’s the scene, which is all of a minute long.

The scene is a clear homage to a similar if much more violent scene in Terminator 2, in which a nude Arnold Schwarzenegger appropriates a motorcycle from a biker after squeezing his hand real hard (and then throwing him onto a hot stove, throwing another guy through a window, and thoroughly beating up a good portion of an ornery looking biker gang).

But the angry dudes (and a few angry gals) of the internet have reacted to Captain Marvel’s too-firm handshake as if Brie Larson — the actress herself, not the character she’s playing — had gone on a crime spree in Los Angeles.

Leading the charge against the motorcycle-stealing superlady? A motley assortment of professional shit-stirrers on the right, including the alt-right adjacent YouTube blabber Tim Pool, video-prankster-turned-joke-congressional-candidate Joey “Salads” Saladino, self-professed debate champion Ben Shapiro, and one of Ben’s employees at his vanity publication the Daily Wire.

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Woah I never saw this clip but damn...

Captain Marvel is a villain. She straight hurts and robs a dude because he was a jerk to her. Thats a villain
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She should be in jail.
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Man, it is so empowering to watch a woman with superpowers physically hurt and then threaten to break a man's hand -- and steal his motorcycle and jacket because he said something rude to her! So empowering! Empowerment!
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Captain Marvel’s response to fairly mild toxic masculinity is to commit multiple felonies (even against people who did nothing to her)

And this is a celebration of feminism?

Schow’s Daily Wire post on the subject is somehow even more embarrassing than her tweets about it. She begins by taking issue with the shorter version of the scene in the film itself, in which the Lady Captain simply steals the bike — no hand-squeezing necessary.

Hooray for feminism! A man creepily asked for a smile, so she commits grand theft auto. That’s not at all a disproportionate or insane response.

But in her mind the extended scene is oh so much worse, turning the superheroine into a supervillain. “Let’s recap,” Schow writes, working herself into high dudgeon.

After a jerk suggested he would help her in a creepy way and asked for a smile, Danvers [Captain Marvel] crushed his hand, carjacked him, took his clothes, and stole items from a nearby clothing store and broke traffic laws. And this is supposed to be a celebration of feminism and rebuke of toxic masculinity?

In the original scene, Danvers committed grand theft auto. In the extended scene, she commits assault, a carjacking, a mugging, shoplifting, and a possible driving felony.

I am shocked — shocked! — to see lawbreaking by the main character in an action movie!

If these, er, “critiques” of Captain Marvel weren’t so obviously in bad faith, I would have to wonder if any of these critics had ever seen an action movie before. Or, indeed, any movie.

The trope of a movie hero or heroine stealing a car — or a truck, or a horse, or a motorcyle, or a spaceship — to get to where they need to go is nearly as old as the movies themselves.

Action movie heroes and heroines break the rules — and the laws — all the time. We don’t go to action movies to see blameless goody-goodies obeying the traffic laws in car chases, or watching and waiting for the police when a villain starts wreaking havoc. We go to see larger-than-life characters beating the crap out of bad guys — and we don’t much care if their violence is sometimes disproportionate, or if there’s a bit of collateral damage (to people, to buildings, to entire cities) along the way.

In the original John Wick movie, for example, the titular hero seeks revenge after some thugs kill his dog — and in the process he manages to kill 77 people. (His body count across all three John Wick films? An even more staggering 299.) Yet we still root for the guy.

Good guy in action

The critics of Captain Marvel’s motorcycle theft are not only forgetting that this is a MOVIE and not real life; they’re also completely ignoring the plot of the film — and the character arc of the air-force-pilot-turned alien-human-hybrid who became Captain Marvel.

When she arrives back on earth at the start of the film – and steals the motorcycle she needs to complete her mission — she’s basically a brainwashed, emotionless killing machine working for a race of aliens called the kree. Over the course of the film she regains some of her humanity. That’s called character development.

As human beings, we’re all flawed, and we like our heroes to be, like us, somewhat less than perfect — because that’s what enables us to relate to them. Our heroes may be reluctant — like Humphrey Bogart’s Rick in Casablanca — or roguish scoundrels with a heart of gold, like Han Solo. They may have a dark side they wrestle with. Sometimes they win this struggle (like Carol Danvers/Captain Marvel); sometimes they lose (Darth Vader, Walter White).

Everyone who goes to movies knows all of this — and is happy to accept these tropes when the flawed hero in question is male. But once it’s a woman in that scuba superhero suit, all of that knowledge seems to drain right out of some men’s (and some women’s) brains.

Some, like the right-wing shitstirrers who helped to gin up this phony controversy in the first place, really do seem to have trouble distinguishing between movies and real life.

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Replying to @usatodaylife @brielarson @RobertKazinsky
Sooooo, Captain Marvel just committed grand theft auto.
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I saw that deleted clip. It's really bad. A cheesy come on tactic is not license to commit assault, and grand theft robbery.
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Captain Marvel should have been arrested. She assault a man who not only didn't harm her, but tried to help her. Even if he flirted with her she still committed a crime.

A number of critics seemed to think the clip reflected a certain sort of rank bigotry directed against males — especially white males, and even more especially against those who like to go around saying crude and patronizing things about (or to) women.

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Well considering the actresses comments about white males, that scene doesnt suprise me.
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If this is toxic masculinity, worthy of assault and robery, then I can only assume Captain Marvel would nuke most high schools, in response to overhearing conversations in the boy’s locker room.

Others demanded a sort of moral blamelessness from Captain Marvel that no one would demand from a male superhero. She’s a terrible role model, they cried. Just think of the children! And the adults! And all of the other superheroes that look up to her!

So whoever wrote this scene thought it was acceptable to teach young girls that it's okay to assault and steal from a man if he acts like an ass? I'm glad this was cut.
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My 7-year-old son was watching with me, and by the end he asked “is she the bad guy?”
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Glad they scrapped this (if that is even the case, since I haven't seen this). This makes her very unlikable. Anyone doing that in real life would (and ought to) get prison time for sure. For a hero, she sets a bad example.

Him: "Smile?"
Her: "Give me your keys, and your bike!"
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Well that's still theft lol. 
Doesn't set a good role model for a super hero.
Unless we're going into the age of superheroes being assholes. You know, to make the subject more "modern".
If the writers are smart they will turn her into the main villain. She has the power I think.

Hate to break it to you, dude, but Superdickery has been a thing since, like, the 1950s, if not earlier.

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This tone deaf response to a guy being a jerk in the #CaptainMarvel movie has made it clear. Ladies, if a man makes ANY overtures that you find unwanted, you are within your rights as women to assault them and steal their property.

Dudes, this is a movie, not a WikiHow video. No one is recommending that women literally steal a motorcycle every time a creep asks them to smile. It’s a fantasy in a film that’s all about fantasy. The scene is funny because it allows women (and men) to indulge a harmless fantasy of taking violent revenge against some of the most irritating men on the planet.

Let’s face it, perfect characters are boring, and make for boring movies. And they’re not good role models either, because no one can truly relate to them. It’s better for girls to see female characters struggle with their flaws than to demand that they emulate someone who’s flawless in every ways — and constantly find themselves coming up short.

But the real issue here isn’t character flaws. If the writers of Captain Marvel had made their central character pure and blameless in every way, angry dudes would be complaining about that too – how come she’s perfect, they would whine, while all the men have flaws?

No, the issue here is the fact that this superhero is a woman that a retrograde internet mob has decided isn’t deferential enough to men. And so they will grab on anything they can in order to make bad faith demands on Marvel and Disney in order to get them to stop making action movies with female leads. There’s no real point in arguing with these people. Just turn to them, like Captain Marvel herself, and ask with a smirk “What, no smile?”

UPDATE: And here’s that line in gif form.

UPDATE 2: Oh, look, it’s Ben Shapiro, who was so indignant about Captain Marvel stealing a motorcycle, applauding the latest John Wick movie, in which Mr. Wink kills 94 dudes:

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Katamount
Katamount
1 year ago

Whew, glad to know all this stupid people are still stupid. Wouldn’t want to break that trend.

Knitting Cat Lady
Knitting Cat Lady
1 year ago

@Cat Mara:

That scene was my favourite in the whole movie.

Yutolia the Green Hash Pronoun Boner
Yutolia the Green Hash Pronoun Boner
1 year ago

@Lainy:

Also what’s up with parents taking their children to pg-13 movies then complaining about their children being exposed to things that aren’t for little kids. If you want them to see a little kids movie you take them to the lego movie or toy story 4. If you want to see a pg-13 movie and you have a small child you get a baby sister and then go to it.

Hehehe… I really wish my parents had learned the words “age appropriate” before having me. I was allowed to watch whatever I wanted, and even more that I didn’t want to watch.

Example: they took me to see Dune in the theater. I was 5.

Simon
Simon
1 year ago

Astonishing there were any pearls left in thbe store for them to clutch after that load of nonsense. And I’m with Captain America, I genuinely dislike Ben Shapiro.

Diego Duarte
Diego Duarte
1 year ago

This is a pretty common behavior whenever the use of hierarchical positions or abuse takes place. The people being abusive will ALWAYS come up with this whole “Two wrongs don’t make a right” speech, whenever they find their power being subverted, by whatever means.

Isn’t it odd, that their humane and ethical side only comes out whenever they’re on the receiving end of a shitty situation? It’s not that they don’t know that what they are doing is wrong, they flat out know it and still engage in shitty behavior because they know they can get away with it.

Long story short, not only can “two wrongs make a right” but sometimes only a “wrong” is the ethical choice to make a right (for example “court packing” the Supreme Court to counteract what Republicans have done). Means and processes are not results, and any means that foregoes the human cost tied to it, solely because it is “morally good”, is anything but.

weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee
weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee
1 year ago

What a joke! Both sides of you idiots need to simply STFU and go dry your eyes! You all make me sick.

IT’S A FREAKING MOVIE! Who gives a shit either way. It’s all fake. It’s not real.

Considering that you came in here with a partially all caps rant and feel sick because of this post gently mocking internet manbabies, I think you give quite a bit of shits.

All these SJW’S on one side screaming for fairness this and fairness that with the others idiots crying about how unfair the directors and movie writers and film industries are being to the beloved franchise. Give me a damn break here with all this bullshit

Where are you seeing all this screaming and crying? Because it’s not here. We were just merrily making fun of them until you showed up to tell us to stop being hysterical.

Really, we’re Gayle King and you’re R Kelly here.

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You’re the one who needs to calm down, champ.

Diego Duarte
Diego Duarte
1 year ago

@Lou

I don’t go the actions/fantasy movies for a lesson in morals or ethics or sexuality or politics. I just want to see a great movie and if it doesn’t turn out then that just to damn bad..

This has got to be the biggest load of bullshit I always hear conservatives telling. You rubes are always praising movies that adhere to your values, or elevating celebrities that spout the same narrative as you do, ALL. THE. FUCKING. TIME.

Yet the minute a celebrity or movie takes an opposing view it’s always “STOP PUTTING POLITICS INTO MY ENTERTAINMENT!! I DON’T CARE ABOUT POLITICS!11!!”

1- Yes you do. Stop fucking lying. It’s not that you don’t want politics in your entertainment. What you don’t want are forms of entertainment that do not represent your views.

2- All art and entertainment is, and has always been, inherently political.

Yutolia the Green Hash Pronoun Boner
Yutolia the Green Hash Pronoun Boner
1 year ago

I love it when MRAs bring up “life’s not fair!” It’s a fabulous demonstration of the fact that most of them haven’t matured past elementary school.

kupo
kupo
1 year ago

@Kimmy
You went to a *Marvel* movie expecting feminism? There’s your problem. But sure, the movie sucks and it’s feminism”s fault.
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Viscaria
Viscaria
1 year ago

If we’re going to get anywhere, she has to be better than asshole “heroes.” That’s the whole point!

Hear hear, Kimmy! Real feminism is about insisting that women fit within strict moral guidelines for behaviour, castigating them when they fail to do so, and not holding men to those same standards. That’s the whole point!

JarredH
1 year ago

“No one is recommending that women literally steal a motorcycle every time a creep asks them to smile.”

Seriously. I mean, what on worth would a woman do what THAT MANY motorcycles anyway? And storing them all would be a nightmare.

Airis Damon
Airis Damon
1 year ago

The internet babies must have been raised on nothing but Dudley Do Right.

Cat Mara
Cat Mara
1 year ago

Internet man-babies: Everything should be maximally grim & gritty! ‘Cos it’s mature and we are Hard-Nosed Men of the World™! Release the Snyder Cut now!!!1!
Also Internet man-babies: Oh noes a lady did a crime summon my fainting couch

Ryan
Ryan
1 year ago

I quit giving this article any credence when you said Tim Pool is alt-right adjacent. I don’t understand how you can be so fracking wrong. And dumb. Just because someone disagrees with some of the more insane and ridiculous things the regressive left does doesn’t make them Nazis or evil or ‘alt-right’. You’re just a puss puss who can’t take criticism but LOVES to dish it out.

ChunkySpaghettiSauce
ChunkySpaghettiSauce
1 year ago

Oh, look. The internet man babies are really pouring into this one. Go figure the article they’re getting worked up over is about a lady superhero movie. Looks like we better pass around a box of tissues.

vaiyt
vaiyt
1 year ago

The MCU starts with Iron Man breaking international law to go on a private terrorist manhunt, and arguing in an American tribunal (instead of, say, The Hague) that he should be allowed to dish vigilante justice wherever he wants with the citizens of other countries having no say in the matter.

Fabe
Fabe
1 year ago

The MCU starts with Iron Man breaking international law to go on a private terrorist manhunt, and arguing in an American tribunal (instead of, say, The Hague) that he should be allowed to dish vigilante justice wherever he wants with the citizens of other countries having no say in the matter.

while also working in a masturbation joke as well.

Lainy
Lainy
1 year ago

@Yutolia

Did they complain about you having nightmares or knowing curse words because they took you to an adult movie? because that’s what really annoys me. I saw really small children at Deadpool. The movie that has like a 3 minute scene of just different sex positions. They eat a thanks giving dinner off of each other. Then there was parents complain that their 5 year old saw sex and heard the word fuck a lot. Basically just complaining to the world that their not good parents and then acting like it’s the others fault. That’s what really annoys me. marvel makes comic books and animation that are just for kids to watch. Deadpool even in some of those.

Nequam
Nequam
1 year ago

I wondered about parents who were bringing 5-year-olds (or maybe younger!) to see Pulp Fiction.

Thing was, this was a “just-before-video” theatre in a poorer part of town and I realized with dismay that it was probably cheaper for the parents to pay a $5 (or maybe $1! it’s been a long time and my memory may not be accurate) ticket for the kid and hope they weren’t too traumatized than to pay a babysitter for the roughly 2 hours of movie going.

Snowberry
Snowberry
1 year ago

Sigh. My parents were *those* people, except it was family movie night, and they didn’t complain about it to the video-store clerks after, because they genuinely thought R-rated films were appropriate for young kids. They pretty much only watched R-rated ones. At least until they divorced; at that point my father kind of gradually turned family movie night into “movie for whoever shows up night, not going to tell anyone about it, and no you don’t get a second chance to see it later” which tended to be a weekend evening but wasn’t at a regular time or date.

…And then it got reeeaaallllllly stupid. I figured out I was bisexual at age 14 because he was renting softcore Playboy videos and playing them in the living room while the kids were present. 🤦‍♀

No, I didn’t come out of any of that damaged (that I’m aware of) but my younger brother might have been. Or he might have turned into a creepy douchebag misogynist with a lot of other emotional issues anyway, who knows. But hey, all those R-rated films meant that I had Ellen Ripley (Alien/Aliens) as a childhood hero, and that’s probably kind of unusual! 🙄

Snowberry
Snowberry
1 year ago

(I hesitated to post the above because it’s one of those things which really doesn’t sound believable. My parents were weird, and not in a good way.)

Dormousing_it
Dormousing_it
1 year ago

My parents took my sister and me to a double feature at a drive-in during the summer of 1975 or ’76. I don’t remember what the main attraction was, but the 2nd film was “Death Race 2000” , which went on to have a cult following. My parents were aghast at all the violence in it. A brief synopsis of the plot: A cross-country road race in a dystopian near-future, where drivers rack up points by mowing down pedestrians.

My parents needn’t have worried about it. IMO, the movie is so cartoonish, it didn’t phase my 7-ish self in the least. I think my sister slept through it.

It’s a pretty cool low-budget movie, as well as being eerily prescient in some ways.

weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee
weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee
1 year ago

I quit giving this article any credence when you said Tim Pool is alt-right adjacent. I don’t understand how you can be so fracking wrong. And dumb. Just because someone disagrees with some of the more insane and ridiculous things the regressive left does doesn’t make them Nazis or evil or ‘alt-right’. You’re just a puss puss who can’t take criticism but LOVES to dish it out.

When someone just so happens to always disagree with everything on the left and defends everything on the right, it becomes justifiable to call them alt-right. Feel free to point me to evidence that this isn’t what Tim Pool is. Admittedly, I don’t much about him, but from what I’ve seen, he’s pretty damn alt-right sympathetic.

Oh, and it’s only the alt-right adjacent that uses the term “regressive left” so you kinda told on yourself there.

tim gueguen
1 year ago

This post reminds me of the comment I made about Death Wish 4 more than a decade ago on my blog, that the message of the movie could be taken to be illegal drugs bad, illegal guns good. After all Paul Kersey(Charles Bronson) acquires illegal guns and explosives to go after some drug pushers after his girlfriend’s daughter ODs. Of course I also noted I probably put more thought into my post than the screenwriter did into any contradictions like that. (If you’re a Star Trek: Voyager fan you might get a kick out of shouting “Oh no, Tuvok is selling drugs!” when Tim Russ appears at the start of the film as a drug pusher.)

The comments about inappropriate films for kids remind me of a now defunct local video store chain that put “Absolutely not for kids!” stickers on some anime. You’d think a half naked woman being menaced by phallic tentacles on the cover would be a big giveaway it wasn’t for kids, but apparently not.

Dalillama
Dalillama
1 year ago

My folks didn’t go out of their way to rent R-rated films, but i don’t recall dad going out of his way not to; I saw Akira shortly after it came out, which would’ve made me about 10 at the time.

Yutolia the Green Hash Pronoun Boner
Yutolia the Green Hash Pronoun Boner
1 year ago

They never cared about cursing, but they would get so angry with me if I woke them up in the middle of the night with nightmares.

Lainy
Lainy
1 year ago

@Yutolia

Well that’s just terrible, I’m sorry for that.

Megpie71
1 year ago

Look, if we’re going to pick on heroes for pointless violence and needless property damage, then I want to see the bitching about the actions of Captain America in The Winter Soldier. I mean, he wrongfully resisted arrest, beat up about a dozen SHIELD agents in an elevator (although, to be fair to the man, he did ask them if anyone wanted to get out first), caused property damage when he jumped out of the glass elevator, and further property damage (and probably at least injury, if not death of the actual pilot(s)) when he destroyed a Quinjet with his shield and a motorcycle. All of this because he didn’t like an order he’d been given.

Then two days later, he comes back with a couple of friends, and destroys three helicarriers and the Triskelion building.

Now where are all the right-wing protesters screaming about that, huh?

(I mean, his justification for all of this was there were actual-factual Nazis attempting to overthrow the US government by force, but really… that’s just an over-reaction, and he should have met them halfway and talked it over like reasonable men, right? Because any kind of anti-fascist violence isn’t going to work at all, right?).

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[/sarcasm], damn it!

PS: Look, if the various HYDRA bosses couldn’t read the files and realise what happened the last time Steve Rogers discovered they’d experimented on James Barnes (Captain America: The First Avenger), then in my opinion they deserved everything that happened to them afterwards. There is such a thing as being too stupid to survive.

Talonknife
Talonknife
1 year ago

On the subject of parents and bringing children to movies that aren’t for them, I have a distinct memory of my dad taking me to an action movie when I was very small, probably only 5 or 6. I don’t remember anything about the film except that there was a big shootout scene that ended with one of the characters taking off his sunglasses and I’m pretty sure he had no eyes underneath, just empty sockets? IDK what the movie even was, it would have been about 2003 or 2004.

Lainy
Lainy
1 year ago

Only questionable thing I can think of my parents exposing me to is my mother reading me a book I picked out at the library from school. She used to read to me before bed time and the book was called camp zombie. I just remember it ending with the brother and sister who were sent to the camp burned some of the zombies but there was one still left at the bottom of the lake. waiting for the return of campers.

Crip Dyke
Crip Dyke
1 year ago

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1 year ago

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TB Tabby
TB Tabby
1 year ago

“Did they really expect us to view her as heroic?” NO, ya, doorknob, they DIDN’T, because she WASN’T a hero at that point in the plot! She was working for the alien invaders! Fiction is replete with characters who work for the villains but switch sides when they realize they’re in the wrong: Cecil Harvey in Final Fantasy IV, Yasha in Asura’s Wrath, Zuko in Avatar…There’s a trope for it, even! I see know reason why this particular instance should be more objectionable to you other than “It’s an icky GIRL doing it.” This is just the “Black Panther is an alt-right hero” argument again, because the argument only works if you didn’t actually watch/understand the movie.

Yutolia the Green Hash Pronoun Boner
Yutolia the Green Hash Pronoun Boner
1 year ago

@Lainy: I was allowed to watch or read whatever I wanted except Davy and Goliath, which my mom called “the religious Gumbi”.

They mostly just didn’t want to have to pay attention to me, so they let me watch whatever, but if I was ever upset by what I saw or read, their cop-out answer was always, “well, you chose to watch it!” To a child they refused to give any guidance to.

My mom recently (finally) admitted that I raised myself.

So, yeah, it bothers me too when I see kids at stuff they may not understand. I tend to be really protective of what the children in my life see or hear while they’re in my care.

Hambeast
Hambeast
1 year ago

I get the “taking kids to the movies because we can’t afford a sitter” thing. Movies were a bit different back in the 60s and early 70s, though.

I can count on one hand the number of times I had a sitter as a child and that includes the times there were other kids, as well. But my parents usually went to drive-ins so that I could sleep* in the back seat. Neighborhood get-togethers and card nights generally involved everyone’s kids** in the host families’ parent’s bed together doing a slumber party-type thing but without the food, drinks and pranks.

*Which I almost always did! Except the time I got a heads-up from some other kids about the strip club scene in The Graduate, which I peeked at from between the front seats of our car. We talked about the lady twirling tassels from her ta-tas for weeks!

**Me and two other girls, usually, maybe three every now and then.

Curious_Diversions
Curious_Diversions
1 year ago

Goodness, it certainly would be a shame if girls and women got *ideas*. They might think is acceptable to respond to abusive behavior negatively, vigorously even.

@Lou – Let me TL;DR you.
Stop talking about stuff. I like the way things are.

Re: age inappropriate movies: Heavy Metal (1981) at under 10 y. o. It was an interesting afternoon when I wrote a “plot summary” for a “what did you do this weekend” assignment in grade school.

Weird (and tired of trumplings) Eddie
Weird (and tired of trumplings) Eddie
1 year ago

… man-babies gonna manbaby…

The Glorified Taco
The Glorified Taco
1 year ago

Seriously, if all women woke up with super-powers, these men would want them ALL locked up for obvious reasons. They’ll die from dehydration for having to think twice about what they say and do to women, but would have no issue backhanding a woman into next week for slightly burning “his” dinner, for defending herself when he groped her on the train, or telling him that “maybe” he’s not as good as he thinks he is.

It’s a control issue. Always has and always will be.

Jay in Oregon
Jay in Oregon
1 year ago

Anyone mention the scene yet in Man of Steel where Clark Kent utterly demolishes a guy’s semi truck because a guy throws a beer on him, instead of throwing him out of the bar like Clark threatened to do?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9U3ajjpH5A

That sure was a noble and heroic way to handle a drunk asshole, you betcha.

Sebhai
Sebhai
1 year ago

I personally don’t understand why you don’t get their point of view. You think a man would get away with this but if a man stole a women’s clothes, car, robbed a store and hurt the women in the process, feminists would be in an uproar. The way you act when you disagree is disgraceful and is the reason toxic femininity exists. Insults widen the gab not bridge it.

I personally don’t understand why you would think a man couldn’t get away with this considering male superheroes like Tony Stark ,Captain America has done much worse than stealing a motorcycle.

Toxic feminity?
Don’t make laugh.
We should be more worried about toxic masculinity that promoted violence in the first place or at least the one who thinks women are just as bad as men

AsAboveSoBelow
AsAboveSoBelow
1 year ago

@Lainy: Deadpool even asked parents not to take their little kids to see the film.
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My grad-student parents made a little bed in the back of the car for me (5) and my sister (2) and went to see Omen III: The Final Conflict at the drive-in, thinking we’d sleep through the whole thing. I looked up just in time to see a guy shoot himself, with blood splattering all over the Great Seal of the United States. Whoops.

tim gueguen
1 year ago

Talonknife, the film you remember is Once Upon a Time in Mexico, the third and last of Robert Rodriguez’s El Mariachi movies. And the eyeless CIA in question was Johnny “Hey, I too can play Tonto. I have Native American ancestors, they were part of the…um, let me get back to you on that” Depp.

Tovius
1 year ago

When I was a snooty kid, I think I was much more concerned with the rating systems than my parents were, although looking back I couldn’t tell you why. I remember having to be talked into watching some pg-13 movies and tv programs.

WhiskeyTagngoFoxtrot
WhiskeyTagngoFoxtrot
1 year ago

Sexist fucksticks still being sexist fucksticks…well at least one thing in this reality still makes sense

lkek35
lkek35
1 year ago

Oh, and don’t forget that Steve Rogers, and his female besty, also steal a car, in The Winter Soldier, and then joke about it.

In Utlron, Steve and the rest of the Avengers commit international war crimes, which results in:

… during Civil War, he becomes an international criminal for disobeying the American govt.

Bucky pretty much spends all the movies being considered a govt. criminal.

This is a lot like the bullshit arguments we were hearing on Tumblr about Captain Marvel being a piece of Airforce propaganda, when all the other MCU movies have American jingoism in them, Steve is in the Army, in The First Avenger, and Colonel “WarMachine” Rhodes exists!

This is all so sad. They are just grasping at som many straws on their way down. And they are going down because ow that studios have realized how much fecking money they can make from PoC, and women led movies, they ain’t stopping now. This is gonna be a regular occurrence, y’all!

And to this I say:

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Lainy
Lainy
1 year ago

Anyone gonna go see dark phoenix? not gonna lie, the X-Men had this cartoon when I was a little, Jean Grey was my favorite character because she had red hair just like me. So her getting her own movie was very exciting to me.

Diego Duarte
Diego Duarte
1 year ago

Anyone gonna go see dark phoenix? not gonna lie, the X-Men had this cartoon when I was a little, Jean Grey was my favorite character because she had red hair just like me. So her getting her own movie was very exciting to me.

Definitely going because I’ve loved every movie of the “soft reboot” they’ve done, including Apocalypse, which I don’t get why so many people hate. I get goosebumps every time with the scene with Magneto awakening his latent abilities at the remains of the concentration camp.

Crip Dyke
Crip Dyke
1 year ago

I’ve missed several of the X-Men movies lately. Not sure why, but I haven’t seen DoFP or Apocalypse. Maybe one more? Oh, right. Didn’t see Logan. That one I wanted to see, just didn’t get the chance.

But, yeah, the 2nd iteration of my teenage garage band was named Phoenix back when no one had heard of her unless they actually read the comic book. The whole band was enamored with Jean Grey. I wouldn’t want to miss Dark Phoenix.

Diego Duarte
Diego Duarte
1 year ago

@Crip Dyke

You will probably want to watch at the very least DoFP and Apocalypse to grasp Dark Phoenix, because it is in direct connection to those two. DoFP is the sequel to X-men: First Class, but it also sort of “rebooted” the franchise, and Apocalypse introduces Sophie Turner as Jean Grey.