By David Futrelle
Incels insist that it’s their looks — not their off-putting personalities, not their obvious bitterness, not their utterly terrible views on women — that drive away the women of the world and prevent them from getting the sex they deserve, while handsome Chads can act like creepy weirdos and still score with the hottest HBs.
And no matter how many times women tell them that, no, handsome men can be just as creepy as anyone else, they refuse to believe it.
Here’s a video that’s been going around Twitter that proves the incels wrong. The dude in it isn’t an unattractive fellow, by conventional standards; he’s what the incels would probably call a Chad — or at the very least, given their quite exacting standards, a Chad-lite. Yet virtually every woman who has watched this video of him preparing a sloppy ice cream concoction has recoiled in disgust.
Here’s how women on Twitter have responded to his, er, unusual ice-cream-making techniques:
And before any incels jump in to say “well, of course women don’t like this, he’s a beta simp male feminist sucking up to them on international women’s day,” he was just as creepy on “Avocado Day.”
I swear, these are the longest one-minute videos I’ve watched in my entire life. I couldn’t even make it all the way through on the avocado one on the first try.
Sorry for ruining whatever meals you might have been contemplating having sometime today.
We Hunted the Mammoth is independent and ad-free, and relies entirely on readers like you for its survival. If you appreciate our work, please send a few bucks our way! Thanks!
That…that was a Chad?!?!?!?!? That’s what all these morons are bitching and moaning about?!
I’m going back to sleep.
Cursed video
Ice cream makes you sexy guysssss. So earnestly creepy.
I get that Ice Cream Man’s job seems to require some theatricality as a part of the presentation so I don’t find him creepy so much as trying way to hard while being completely oblivious to how goofy he looks.
I am eating a banana split as I read this, and I am now sad for my ice cream for being in any way associated with this guy.
I hate to say it, but I don’t think our incel “friends” will grasp the point of this post. As much as they bellyache about the HB10s or Number 2 pencils not giving them the time of day, they’re too invested in the hierarchy to let this little reminder of reality shatter it. Their mental image of women are so shallow that if women aren’t falling all over themselves for a guy this handsome, they’re just being “teases” or “prudes” or some other nonsense.
That said, it might serve an example that combined with other examples might convince some of the less-invested.
Incels need to learn that creepy is a behaviour, not an innate personality trait.
DAVID THIS IS PI DAY NOW HOW CAN I POSSIBLY THINK OF EATING PIE?!?
Surely, pi day would more likely be ruined by watching American Pie?
Of course, watching American Pie and these videos would ruin pi day a la mode.
I … I …
What did I just watch and why is that man doing a pelvic thrust as he tosses his spatulas around like he’s doing some ice cream hibachi routine? What has happened?
All ice cream consumption will now happen in the dark, in my room, alone, without that man anywhere near me, ever. Perhaps under blankets and straight out of the tub to minimise the chance that Ice Cream Guy will never find me. Or tell me that ice cream makes me sexy.
*shudder*
Oh dear God. And to think I was looking forward to summer and the start of ice-cream season. ?
I watched with the sound off; is it worse if I can hear him?!
@Bookworm in hijab:
Yes.
Yes it is.
I JUST CAME BACK FROM WATCHING CAPTAIN MARVEL AND WHY ?
I’m lactose intolerant… especially ice cream… ice cream make me sexy guys… NOT
I’m sorry, but I missed the awful the first time I watched it, because I was watching WHAT was being made. The second time, I watched I paid attention to WHO was making it. At least until I turned it off 2/3 thru.
The ice cream concoction is probably heavenly for those who can eat it… I’d think he’d get a lot more interest from his… ummm… er, “target audience” if he’d just be sincere and make the damn dish.
I used to be sad that as a type 2 diabetic, it was just easier for me to avoid ice cream.
If he’s trying to show women how feminist he is by observing IWD, he’s doing a _bad job_—almost as bad as the speech Putin gave the other year in which he thanked women for being beautiful and graceful even when working hard.
His “Hi Gorgeous” t-shirt put me off before he even started his burlesque show.
At first I was like, oh, cool, a special women’s day ice cream flavour. I love ice cream.
Hmm, seems ok I gueOH GAWD WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH YOUR HIPS
Just. No.
And that face? Creepy face.
1. I suppose I should consider myself fortunate that I’m reading this on an El Cheapo flip phone without video capacity.
2. …There’s an Avocado Day? *Promptly adds July 31st to the Loss-Leader Retail Calendar, along with Superb Owl Sunday and Cinco de Mayo.*
(This happens to be Bacon and Cabbage [and, when my pancreas still permitted, Potato] Week–which consistently falls during Canned Tuna and Mac-and-Cheese Month.)
On a slightly more serious note, this is like a textbook example of a man who is sure women like to see what he likes to do.
Also I’m sure incels will just invent a new something-cel portmanteau to justify why this dude isn’t a true chad.
Nothing can ruin ice cream for me.
I am sadly reminded of the creepy guy who worked with my friend and I at TCBY when we were teenagers. He spanked me with a broom on more than one occasion. He told my friend he wanted to lick the hot fudge off her.
His last name was Osgood so we called him Ungood.
Fortunately it was the only time I’ve been sexually harassed by a coworker.
… she had hot fudge on her? HOW did she get hot fudge on her, a spill? I hope she didn’t …
…
Oh, I see… nevermind.
@Weird Eddie
Same, I almost missed it. Then I noticed the hips…
“Ohhh, Bless his lil’ heart.”
Thats what my Mimi says.
LOL OMG, this video started out so nice. An actually *great-looking* guy, with an Aussie accent to boot, and making [me] yummy food?
Then that hard-to-watch male stripper-looking moves and the eye contact. I sent this to a friend with the caption “Super cute guy makes ice cream”, and she just wrote back, “super cute, yes. But sorry I pressed play! Lady boner instant deflate!”
I swear, Fear Factor should use this video as a dare: Watch the video without physically cringing to move onto the next round. I would definitely fail that test.
Also: @Full Metal Ox: I’d love me some Superb Owl Sunday, owls are indeed superb. And far more interesting than lame football sports 😀