By David Futrelle
How do you make a Nazi cross?
The standard answer to this old riddle is some variation of “step on his foot.” These days you can achieve the same result by simply showing the Nazi in question an ad featuring a happy interracial couple — whether it’s an ad for cereal, sweatpants, or, for maximum effect, condoms.
Nazis and their fellow travelers online are currently losing it over a screenshot of a Durex ad featuring a cartoon couple apparently gearing up to celebrate Valentine’s day in bed. The problem? The man is black, and the woman — covered in tattoos and sporting pink and purple hair — is white.
Though Durex has run ads featuring interracial couples before, this particular ad seems so perfectly designed to enrage white supremacists — who hate brightly dyed hair, tattooed women and the idea of “breaking tradition” nearly as much as they hate people of color — that I can’t help but wonder if it’s even real. (I looked for it on Durex’s social media pages and couldn’t find it, and Durex’s press office hasn’t responded to a query I sent them about it yesterday.)
Regardless, the screenshot is being passed around by far-right “white genocide” worriers and they don’t like it one bit. They’re not offended because the “breaking tradition” line fetishizes interracial sex as something that’s especially exciting because it’s taboo, much in the way that cuckold porn featuring black men and white “hotwives” does. No, they just don’t like the idea of a black man — even a cartoon black man — getting his hands on a white woman. .
“They hate you. AND they know race is real,” groused one commenter on the blog Patriactionary, “Never forget.”
On 4chan’s famously racist and anti-Semitic /pol/ board, meanwhile, one angry anon denounced the ad for encouraging white women to break “[t]he tradition of not fucking pavement apes.”
But no one has gotten quite so angry about the cartoon couple as Daily Stormer head boy Andrew Anglin, who denounced the ad as propaganda for a nefarious Jewish plot “to deny white men access to all forms of sex” in a furious diatribe posted on his site over the weekend.
After complaining that it’s hard to even find an ad these days that “doesn’t have a white woman with a n***er,” Anglin laid into the ad itself:
This one is specifically extreme, because they are literally saying “break tradition and fuck a n***er” – as if this woman has a tradition of sex with white men. I don’t know any white women who have such a tradition. They are all a bunch of greasy, stinking n***er-fucking whores, many of them with foot fungus they refuse to treat.
In case you’re wondering about that last bit, it’s a reference to actress Brie Larson, once photographed on the red carpet in open-toed shoes that seemed to reveal feet that looked a bit fungusfied.
It’s funny though that you never see white men with black women. Or white men with anyone, actually. It is always a white woman, and usually she’s with a black man.
Really? Because I see white couples in ads all the time. And I’m pretty sure I’ve seen more ads with white men and black women than the reverse, probably because ad execs think they’re less likely to result in them getting death threats from angry white dudes. (Interracial-porn producers, aiming for the id, are much more likely to pair black men with white women, a fact that also causes Nazis and other racist conspiracy theorists with much consternation. But we’ll get to porn in a second.)
It’s almost as if the creators of these ads are [pushing] a virulent Jewish agenda to deny white men of sex completely.
That’s … a bit of a leap.
Anglin followed up this big leap with another one, arguing that, sometime soon, sex-denied white men — whitecels? — would only be able to mate with Rosy Palm and her five daughters.
They are literally giving away OUR WOMEN – and yes, they do belong to us collectively – and then telling us to just go watch porn.
And porn, in Anglin’s mind, is even worse for white men than condom ads.
This is because porn keeps lonely white men docile. It is the most powerful drug with no obvious consequences. It is a massive dopamine dump. And it makes men okay with the fact that they don’t have girlfriends or wives.
Oh, but Anglin’s alleged Jewish conspiracy goes way beyond condom ads and internet porn.
The point is: you should understand that everything that is happening in the world is designed to target YOU. None of it is really coherent. You see these things that conflict in the liberal narrative – like women’s empowerment and porn, or homosexuality and Islam, or any number of other obvious things – and you ask how they can exist next to each other. And the answer is, because all of it harms white men.
Yes, that’s right. He thinks that Islam is part of a Jewish plot to destroy white men.
You look around at everything and it only makes sense if you say: “all of this is being designed for the explicit purpose of harming white men.” There is no other explanation for anything that is going on.
This is your brain on Nazism.
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@Simon: I think that’s WWE’s newest tag team.
I *think* the breaking tradition line may have been a clumsily thought out and poorly executed quip on role reversal.
The man’s holding the rose, perhaps as an indicator that the woman gave it to him.
@ Bookworm in hijab;
(cool nym, btw)
White Men… a group which literally controls 95% of everything, yet can still see itself as an abused and oppressed minority….
@ Nequam;
moregeekthan said:
This.
It seems obvious to me that they have actively shrunk their dating pool to other horrible, shitty people. Probably furthermore to other horrible, shitty people that share their particular horrible, shitty worldview. Quite the exclusive little club!
…how come us SJWs are snowflakes again?
I still find it rather gobsmacking that they have to take the time to craft their sources of outrage. Granted, they’ve been doing it since internet outrage became a thing, but with so many companies engaging in woke advertising, I’m surprised they have such a shortage.
I’m going to quote this any time any of my racist family members claim that white men aren’t sexist like ‘those people’.
The image might be from their Amazon page, which on my end shows those characters and the text “when you forgot she hates flowers, durex has you covered” which might be the idea behind “breaking tradition”. It’s a kind of clunky/tone deaf execution but with that context makes more sense wrt the actual intent.
More or less relevant: I just learned that the word “miscegenation” first appeared in an 1864 pamphlet that was completely in favor of mixing the races:
Except it turns out that this was all trolling, and that the pamphlet was produced by anti-abolitionists trying to convince people that the end goal of abolition was destroying the white race. The more things change…
https://daily.jstor.org/the-miscegenation-troll/
Hypothetically, I’d like someone to dress the cartoon Black guy in some Muslim-looking garb, then re-release the ad all over the same Nazi sites. Not for real for real though, because then the already-unstable Nazis might retaliate.
But I’d still love to watch them freak out believing it’s an actual ad.
You know what the best thing about this is? There’s literally nothing these Nazi losers can do to stop ads like this. No matter how much they complain, companies will keep making them. No one today cares what these Gestapo wannabe losers think.
I think it’s worth highlighting one particular sentence, as it’s the perfect explanation of why these conspiracy theories are so tempting for people:
Successful conspiracy-mongers have a knack for making you the most important thing in the world, where all of the terrible things revolve around you personally. Talking to any Q-Anon follower, they’ll tell you “it’s just like being in a movie.” It’s a seductive feeling, being that important.
Yes, Anglin has seen through the degenerate sexual history of this cartoon ad character…
Now I’m waiting for an incel posting “I can’t watch anime anymore, I can only think about how the female characters are fucking Chad when they aren’t appearing on screen.”
I just found this a little bit silly among the putridness.
So, in semi-related news, a neo-Nazi was just arrested for planning a domestic terror attack similar to those carried out by Anders Breivik. Disturbingly, he’s also a former Marine and active National Guard member (or was up to his arrest by the FBI.)
https://www.washingtonpost.com/amphtml/local/public-safety/self-proclaimed-white-nationalist-planned-mass-terror-attack-government-says-i-am-dreaming-of-a-way-to-kill-almost-every-last-person-on-earth/2019/02/20/61daf6b8-3544-11e9-af5b-b51b7ff322e9_story.html
because women are a resource, like water, oil or corn, not human beings who can decide about their lives /s
Frankly I don’t see how women enter into it, seeing as how one of the characters is non-binary and the other is clearly an FtM man playing with genderfuck and hair dye.
What is with these Nazi weirdos?
The subtle (not that subtle really) racism of ‘breaking tradition’ does sound like something that Nazis would come up with when trying to imitate social justice activists. They’re so invested in pushing their stereotypes that they believe they’re real, which fatally damages any attempt to parody us.
Unless ‘breaking tradition’ refers to the fact that the woman has apparently given the man a rose instead of the other way round.
Funny. My youngest is quite white. He married a black woman. After nearly 10 years, they separated, and now he is married to another black woman. My son has children, which means my son has had sex with those black women. I have all those beautiful black grandchildren, and now my eldest granddaughter is about to have a baby (due on my birthday, no less).
And strangely, he has no sense of being mistreated at all. In fact, he is a happy man. So I’m thinking that not being a racist, sexist, xenophobic asshole may lead to getting laid a little more often.
Just a thought. I mean I know it’s just anecdotal.
That pretty much sums it up. They choose to spend their days stringing together unrelated people and things and imagining that it is all a vast conspiracy against them.
Because being persecuted is better than considering, even for one second, that it might not be about them.
@Liv
“It’s all about ME! ME ME MEEEEEEEEEE!!!1!!”
You know, the rest of us grew out of that stage at oh, about age seven or so… *headdesk*
Someone should remind Anglin about something every biologist, farmer and animal breeder knows about – hybrid vigour. Then retire to a safe distance as the fireworks go off.
Imagine what it’d be like to hate that many ‘types’ of people, all at once! My head would explode
@ Liv,
Which is one of the many things that proves they are not, in fact, bring persecuted. Any group that experiences actual, real persecution wants that persecution to just stop. Whereas white supremacists and their ilk really get off on being persecuted, to the point that they OUTRIGHT INVENT INSTANCES OF IT just so they can whinge on the internet.
But the lack of Thin Mints… that IS hardship!
@ Liv,
Which is one of the many things that proves they are not, in fact, being persecuted. Any group that experiences actual, real persecution wants that persecution to just stop. Whereas white supremacists and their ilk really get off on being “persecuted”, to the point that they OUTRIGHT INVENT INSTANCES OF IT just so they can whinge on the internet.
But the lack of Thin Mints… that IS hardship!