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Nazis lose it over an interracial cartoon couple in a condom ad, blaming “a Jewish agenda to deny white men sex”

This cartoon kills fascists

By David Futrelle

How do you make a Nazi cross?

The standard answer to this old riddle is some variation of “step on his foot.” These days you can achieve the same result by simply showing the Nazi in question an ad featuring a happy interracial couple — whether it’s an ad for cereal, sweatpants, or, for maximum effect, condoms.

Nazis and their fellow travelers online are currently losing it over a screenshot of a Durex ad featuring a cartoon couple apparently gearing up to celebrate Valentine’s day in bed. The problem? The man is black, and the woman — covered in tattoos and sporting pink and purple hair — is white.

breaking tradition this valentine's day? durex has you covered

Though Durex has run ads featuring interracial couples before, this particular ad seems so perfectly designed to enrage white supremacists — who hate brightly dyed hair, tattooed women and the idea of “breaking tradition” nearly as much as they hate people of color — that I can’t help but wonder if it’s even real. (I looked for it on Durex’s social media pages and couldn’t find it, and Durex’s press office hasn’t responded to a query I sent them about it yesterday.)

Regardless, the screenshot is being passed around by far-right “white genocide” worriers and they don’t like it one bit. They’re not offended because the “breaking tradition” line fetishizes interracial sex as something that’s especially exciting because it’s taboo, much in the way that cuckold porn featuring black men and white “hotwives” does. No, they just don’t like the idea of a black man — even a cartoon black man — getting his hands on a white woman. .

“They hate you. AND they know race is real,” groused one commenter on the blog Patriactionary, “Never forget.”

On 4chan’s famously racist and anti-Semitic /pol/ board, meanwhile, one angry anon denounced the ad for encouraging white women to break “[t]he tradition of not fucking pavement apes.”

But no one has gotten quite so angry about the cartoon couple as Daily Stormer head boy Andrew Anglin, who denounced the ad as propaganda for a nefarious Jewish plot “to deny white men access to all forms of sex” in a furious diatribe posted on his site over the weekend.

After complaining that it’s hard to even find an ad these days that “doesn’t have a white woman with a n***er,” Anglin laid into the ad itself:

This one is specifically extreme, because they are literally saying “break tradition and fuck a n***er” – as if this woman has a tradition of sex with white men. I don’t know any white women who have such a tradition. They are all a bunch of greasy, stinking n***er-fucking whores, many of them with foot fungus they refuse to treat.

In case you’re wondering about that last bit, it’s a reference to actress Brie Larson, once photographed on the red carpet in open-toed shoes that seemed to reveal feet that looked a bit fungusfied.

It’s funny though that you never see white men with black women. Or white men with anyone, actually. It is always a white woman, and usually she’s with a black man.

Really? Because I see white couples in ads all the time. And I’m pretty sure I’ve seen more ads with white men and black women than the reverse, probably because ad execs think they’re less likely to result in them getting death threats from angry white dudes. (Interracial-porn producers, aiming for the id, are much more likely to pair black men with white women, a fact that also causes Nazis and other racist conspiracy theorists with much consternation. But we’ll get to porn in a second.)

It’s almost as if the creators of these ads are [pushing] a virulent Jewish agenda to deny white men of sex completely.

That’s … a bit of a leap.

Anglin followed up this big leap with another one, arguing that, sometime soon, sex-denied white men — whitecels? — would only be able to mate with Rosy Palm and her five daughters.

They are literally giving away OUR WOMEN – and yes, they do belong to us collectively – and then telling us to just go watch porn.

And porn, in Anglin’s mind, is even worse for white men than condom ads.

This is because porn keeps lonely white men docile. It is the most powerful drug with no obvious consequences. It is a massive dopamine dump. And it makes men okay with the fact that they don’t have girlfriends or wives.

Oh, but Anglin’s alleged Jewish conspiracy goes way beyond condom ads and internet porn.

The point is: you should understand that everything that is happening in the world is designed to target YOU. None of it is really coherent. You see these things that conflict in the liberal narrative – like women’s empowerment and porn, or homosexuality and Islam, or any number of other obvious things – and you ask how they can exist next to each other. And the answer is, because all of it harms white men.

Yes, that’s right. He thinks that Islam is part of a Jewish plot to destroy white men.

You look around at everything and it only makes sense if you say: “all of this is being designed for the explicit purpose of harming white men.” There is no other explanation for anything that is going on.

This is your brain on Nazism.

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Sol
Sol
1 year ago

Not all white guys, Andy. Just you. 😉

Lainy
Lainy
1 year ago

For some reason this makes me proud to not be marrying a white man.

personalpest
personalpest
1 year ago

It’s almost as if the creators of these ads are [pushing] a virulent Jewish agenda to deny white men of sex completely.

White men–at least the ones who are Nazis and/or manospherians–are already doing a great job of denying themselves sex just by being repulsive assholes.

They are literally giving away OUR WOMEN – and yes, they do belong to us collectively –

And here I thought these guys hated collectivism.

The point is: you should understand that everything that is happening in the world is designed to target YOU.

So Nazicels are so important that the rest of humanity has devoted itself to oppressing them. Now that’s a conspiracy!

None of it is really coherent.

“But enough about my site!”

Troubelle: Moonbeam Malcontent, Bard of the New Movement
Troubelle: Moonbeam Malcontent, Bard of the New Movement
1 year ago

Isn’t this another day?
And don’t we need another way
To get this through?

Can you see how this goes beyond
The things you are and aren’t fond of?
What is true?

Sure, it’s tried and tired
And nobody here is wired to see

How the pattern here is geared towards,
and not against, their ideal supremacy

Allusions towards a fetishized meme
One that they’ve seen, and they’ve seen, time and again

Egos more than tackles stroked
The flames forever stoked until the end

Finding truth is difficult
But seein’ the world as an assault
On your identity

As opposed to living their lives
You may think, but that ain’t what jives
With what these folks see

People are people, and that would be that–
were it not justified by the corporate brats
That want their system
Running clean

See themselves as rebels, when in the end
These folks are pawns to another’s end
To a much more real force
We’ve all seen

Money’s power, power talks
And they’ll follow even if they’re never paid

With them, it’s always more than getting laid

leftypollack
leftypollack
1 year ago

I hope this is all fake because if not it is by far the cringiest attempt by some big corporation to pander to the “woke” millennial demo since Colin Kaepernick.

weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee

Shouldn’t they be happy that the interracial couple is using a condom? That means there’s less likely to be a biracial baby after all.

Bookworm in hijab
Bookworm in hijab
1 year ago

I honestly don’t know how these guys can stand to look at themselves in the mirror. Hatred is poisonous; are they that wedded to this vision of their privileged selves as somehow the ultimate victims?

The Islam-as-conspiracy thing…I had to laugh. The only other possible reaction was a vigorous headdesk.

Cheerful Warthog
Cheerful Warthog
1 year ago

Leaving aside for a moment the point David made about “breaking tradition” hinting VERY strongly at interracial relationships being a performative fetish, which is bad, which marketer decided “I should make a condom ad prominently featuring the word ‘breaking’”?

I mean, just off the top of my head… “Break your prejudices, not your condoms. Durex – strong as your convictions.”

It still implies that interracial relationships are performative wokeness but not only is it slightly better, it doesn’t imply that your condom’s gonna break!

tim gueguen
1 year ago

I dunno. The double hair buns on the woman in that cartoon makes me think she’s supposed to be Asian. That might be because of an old Canadian cartoon series called Braceface. One of the characters, Maria Wong, normally wore her hair with a bun on each side like that.

Anglin would hate the character, since her father was Chinese and her mother Italian.

Anglin’s Naziglasses no doubt make him miss all sorts of things. For example there’s a video ad I’ve seen online lately for Goretex clothing that includes a white guy going on a date with an Asian woman. You’d think he’d like something like that, as it will both rile up his fanbase, and keep “race traitors” away from white women, making it more likely he and his friends will be able to date them.

I would suspect Anglin is the kind of guy who thinks he can tell 100 percent of the time who is Jewish and who isn’t, just by looking at them. Because he thinks all Jewish men have big hooked noses. You know, just like Stephen Miller. Or Jared Kushner.

Chris Oakley
1 year ago

Quoth the raven: “What the hell, man?!”

Dr. Thang
Dr. Thang
1 year ago

all of this is being designed for the explicit purpose of harming white men.

He screeches, with tears in his eyes, after the girl scout explains that she’s out of thin mints.

Kat, ambassador of the feminist government in exile
Kat, ambassador of the feminist government in exile
1 year ago

[A]ll of it harms white men. . . .

. . . who — if this is true — are the snowflakeiest of snowflakes, the whitest, most feathery, quietest, most delicate, fluffiest creatures ever.

Nequam
Nequam
1 year ago

Ah, don’t we wish they were quiet?

Min
Min
1 year ago

Funnily enough, I know the designers of those characters, they’re a small firm in Essex who would certainly have listed Durex among their clients if this was real! The ad itself looks totally fake anyway, mostly cos the layout is a bit wonky and far removed from the main Durex brand, but now I need to find out how those characters got out into the wild!

Victorious Parasol
1 year ago

I agree – the “break tradition” sounds really clumsy for a condom ad.

Min
Min
1 year ago

Nah, it’s not just “cartoon characters”, it’s this specific style, and the background, and also the slogan is a bit off – the actual Durex one is “We’ve got you covered”. Turns out that these cartoons are from a stock library that anyone could buy pics from, so 100% this was mocked up as ragefuel.

TheKND
TheKND
1 year ago

Andrew, honey, darling… it’s not the Jews that try to keep you and your fellow “whoite mens” from having sex. They don’t have to. Talking with one of you for half a minute is usually enough to shrivel up ovaries and mummify huge parts of the female anatomy.
No plot can be as good at that as you are.

bluecat
bluecat
1 year ago

You don’t see white men with black women? In that case my lovely grandsprogs wouldn’t exist.

Where has this bro been looking? At the Charlottesville tiki-lamp bearing mob?

“Break tradition!” though – yuck! And indeed, the word “break” next to “condom” makes it almost as good a slogan as “Eyewear slashed in half”.

Moggie
Moggie
1 year ago

Hbomberguy has an upcoming video about “woke advertising”, and boycotts by right-wingers (funny footage of guys destroying Keurig coffee machines, Nike footwear etc). Nothing about Durex, but it wouldn’t surprise me if this fake ad (nice find, @Min) leads to equally ridiculous cases of nazis making videos of burning piles of condoms.

Bakunin
Bakunin
1 year ago

@Min
I knew the little dude looked familiar, he was in the background of a video on The Root. Them being stock cartoons makes sense.

Catalpa
Catalpa
1 year ago

“Breaking tradition this Valentine’s Day?”

I dunno. I was under the impression that boning on Valentine’s Day was pretty traditional.

But what do I know? I’m just a poor white woman who has been brainwashed by the media into not wanting to have sex with white men, though in my case they went a little too far and made me not want to have sex with anyone else either. But my asexuality is most definitely a plot to harm straight white cishet men, make no mistake. /sarcasm

moregeekthan
moregeekthan
1 year ago

@Dr Thang
I must admit, I do hate when all the other folks who also want Thin Mints conspire to buy them before I get there.

To all the folks who think there is a conspiracy to deny them wives/dates/girlfriends, etc.:

Naw, y’all did that yourselves. Want to remedy that? Step one is to stop being a horrible, shitty person. Step two will vary widely depending on your personal circumstances, but don’t forget step one, it is very important.

Buttercup Q. Skullpants
Buttercup Q. Skullpants
1 year ago

They are literally giving away OUR WOMEN

who are

all a bunch of greasy, stinking n***er-fucking whores, many of them with foot fungus they refuse to treat

Why is he so angry about this? If women are so terrible and smelly, he should welcome them being Marie Kondo’d out of his life.

He’s like the restaurant customer in the old joke who complains about how terrible the food is, then complains that the portions are too small.

You look around at everything and it only makes sense if you say: “all of this is being designed for the explicit purpose of harming white men.” There is no other explanation for anything that is going on.

Yes, literally all of human society is structured around pissing off a tiny group of mediocre white men with god complexes. We meet on Tuesdays at the Elks Club.

Simon
Simon
1 year ago

white men of sex

Who are these mysterious white men of sex?

Chris Oakley
1 year ago

@Simon: I think that’s WWE’s newest tag team.

like a house on fire
like a house on fire
1 year ago

I *think* the breaking tradition line may have been a clumsily thought out and poorly executed quip on role reversal.

The man’s holding the rose, perhaps as an indicator that the woman gave it to him.

Weird (and tired of trumplings) Eddie
Weird (and tired of trumplings) Eddie
1 year ago

@ Bookworm in hijab;

(cool nym, btw)

are they that wedded to this vision of their privileged selves as somehow the ultimate victims?

White Men… a group which literally controls 95% of everything, yet can still see itself as an abused and oppressed minority….

@ Nequam;

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Hambeast
Hambeast
1 year ago

moregeekthan said:

To all the folks who think there is a conspiracy to deny them wives/dates/girlfriends, etc.:

Naw, y’all did that yourselves. Want to remedy that? Step one is to stop being a horrible, shitty person. Step two will vary widely depending on your personal circumstances, but don’t forget step one, it is very important.

This.

It seems obvious to me that they have actively shrunk their dating pool to other horrible, shitty people. Probably furthermore to other horrible, shitty people that share their particular horrible, shitty worldview. Quite the exclusive little club!

Knitting Cat Lady
Knitting Cat Lady
1 year ago

…how come us SJWs are snowflakes again?

Katamount
Katamount
1 year ago

Funnily enough, I know the designers of those characters, they’re a small firm in Essex who would certainly have listed Durex among their clients if this was real! The ad itself looks totally fake anyway, mostly cos the layout is a bit wonky and far removed from the main Durex brand, but now I need to find out how those characters got out into the wild!

I still find it rather gobsmacking that they have to take the time to craft their sources of outrage. Granted, they’ve been doing it since internet outrage became a thing, but with so many companies engaging in woke advertising, I’m surprised they have such a shortage.

Yutolia the Green Hash Pronoun Boner
Yutolia the Green Hash Pronoun Boner
1 year ago

They are literally giving away OUR WOMEN – and yes, they do belong to us collectively – and then telling us to just go watch porn.

I’m going to quote this any time any of my racist family members claim that white men aren’t sexist like ‘those people’.

Miaow
Miaow
1 year ago

The image might be from their Amazon page, which on my end shows those characters and the text “when you forgot she hates flowers, durex has you covered” which might be the idea behind “breaking tradition”. It’s a kind of clunky/tone deaf execution but with that context makes more sense wrt the actual intent.

Rabid Rabbit
Rabid Rabbit
1 year ago

More or less relevant: I just learned that the word “miscegenation” first appeared in an 1864 pamphlet that was completely in favor of mixing the races:

Among many other claims and political recommendations, the pamphlet notes that, “the miscegenetic or mixed races are much superior, mentally, physically, and morally, to those pure or unmixed;” that “a continuance of progress can only be obtained through a judicious crossing of diverse elements;” that “the Caucasian, or white race… has never yet developed a religious faith on its own;” that “the true ideal man can only be reached by blending the type man and woman of all the races of the earth;” that “the most beautiful girl in form, feature, and every attribute of feminine loveliness [the pamphleteer] ever saw, was a mulatto.” Most provocatively, the writer claimed that “the Southern beauty… proclaims by every massive ornament in her shining hair, and by every yellow shade in the wavy folds of her dress, ‘I love the black man.’”

Except it turns out that this was all trolling, and that the pamphlet was produced by anti-abolitionists trying to convince people that the end goal of abolition was destroying the white race. The more things change…

https://daily.jstor.org/the-miscegenation-troll/

CarrieV
CarrieV
1 year ago

Hypothetically, I’d like someone to dress the cartoon Black guy in some Muslim-looking garb, then re-release the ad all over the same Nazi sites. Not for real for real though, because then the already-unstable Nazis might retaliate.

But I’d still love to watch them freak out believing it’s an actual ad.

Critical Dragon1177
1 year ago

You know what the best thing about this is? There’s literally nothing these Nazi losers can do to stop ads like this. No matter how much they complain, companies will keep making them. No one today cares what these Gestapo wannabe losers think.

Katamount
Katamount
1 year ago

I think it’s worth highlighting one particular sentence, as it’s the perfect explanation of why these conspiracy theories are so tempting for people:

The point is: you should understand that everything that is happening in the world is designed to target YOU.

Successful conspiracy-mongers have a knack for making you the most important thing in the world, where all of the terrible things revolve around you personally. Talking to any Q-Anon follower, they’ll tell you “it’s just like being in a movie.” It’s a seductive feeling, being that important.

Beyond Ocean
Beyond Ocean
1 year ago

as if this woman has a tradition of sex with white men

Yes, Anglin has seen through the degenerate sexual history of this cartoon ad character…

Now I’m waiting for an incel posting “I can’t watch anime anymore, I can only think about how the female characters are fucking Chad when they aren’t appearing on screen.”

I just found this a little bit silly among the putridness.

Talonknife
Talonknife
1 year ago

So, in semi-related news, a neo-Nazi was just arrested for planning a domestic terror attack similar to those carried out by Anders Breivik. Disturbingly, he’s also a former Marine and active National Guard member (or was up to his arrest by the FBI.)

https://www.washingtonpost.com/amphtml/local/public-safety/self-proclaimed-white-nationalist-planned-mass-terror-attack-government-says-i-am-dreaming-of-a-way-to-kill-almost-every-last-person-on-earth/2019/02/20/61daf6b8-3544-11e9-af5b-b51b7ff322e9_story.html

Brazilian Sigma
Brazilian Sigma
1 year ago

They are literally giving away OUR WOMEN – and yes, they do belong to us collectively –

because women are a resource, like water, oil or corn, not human beings who can decide about their lives /s

Crip Dyke
1 year ago

Frankly I don’t see how women enter into it, seeing as how one of the characters is non-binary and the other is clearly an FtM man playing with genderfuck and hair dye.

What is with these Nazi weirdos?

Citerior Motive
Citerior Motive
1 year ago

The subtle (not that subtle really) racism of ‘breaking tradition’ does sound like something that Nazis would come up with when trying to imitate social justice activists. They’re so invested in pushing their stereotypes that they believe they’re real, which fatally damages any attempt to parody us.

Citerior Motive
Citerior Motive
1 year ago

Unless ‘breaking tradition’ refers to the fact that the woman has apparently given the man a rose instead of the other way round.

otrame
otrame
1 year ago

Funny. My youngest is quite white. He married a black woman. After nearly 10 years, they separated, and now he is married to another black woman. My son has children, which means my son has had sex with those black women. I have all those beautiful black grandchildren, and now my eldest granddaughter is about to have a baby (due on my birthday, no less).

And strangely, he has no sense of being mistreated at all. In fact, he is a happy man. So I’m thinking that not being a racist, sexist, xenophobic asshole may lead to getting laid a little more often.

Just a thought. I mean I know it’s just anecdotal.

Liv
Liv
1 year ago

“The point is: you should understand that everything that is happening in the world is designed to target YOU. None of it is really coherent.”

That pretty much sums it up. They choose to spend their days stringing together unrelated people and things and imagining that it is all a vast conspiracy against them.

Because being persecuted is better than considering, even for one second, that it might not be about them.

Bananananana dakry: Short-Haired, Fat, and Deranged
Bananananana dakry: Short-Haired, Fat, and Deranged
1 year ago

@Liv

“It’s all about ME! ME ME MEEEEEEEEEE!!!1!!”

You know, the rest of us grew out of that stage at oh, about age seven or so… *headdesk*

Kevin
Kevin
1 year ago

Someone should remind Anglin about something every biologist, farmer and animal breeder knows about – hybrid vigour. Then retire to a safe distance as the fireworks go off.

Emily
Emily
1 year ago

Imagine what it’d be like to hate that many ‘types’ of people, all at once! My head would explode

Bookworm in hijab
Bookworm in hijab
1 year ago

@ Liv,

Because being persecuted is better than considering, even for one second, that it might not be about them.

Which is one of the many things that proves they are not, in fact, bring persecuted. Any group that experiences actual, real persecution wants that persecution to just stop. Whereas white supremacists and their ilk really get off on being persecuted, to the point that they OUTRIGHT INVENT INSTANCES OF IT just so they can whinge on the internet.

But the lack of Thin Mints… that IS hardship!

Bookworm in hijab
Bookworm in hijab
1 year ago

@ Liv,

Because being persecuted is better than considering, even for one second, that it might not be about them.

Which is one of the many things that proves they are not, in fact, being persecuted. Any group that experiences actual, real persecution wants that persecution to just stop. Whereas white supremacists and their ilk really get off on being “persecuted”, to the point that they OUTRIGHT INVENT INSTANCES OF IT just so they can whinge on the internet.

But the lack of Thin Mints… that IS hardship!