By David Futrelle
How do you make a Nazi cross?
The standard answer to this old riddle is some variation of “step on his foot.” These days you can achieve the same result by simply showing the Nazi in question an ad featuring a happy interracial couple — whether it’s an ad for cereal, sweatpants, or, for maximum effect, condoms.
Nazis and their fellow travelers online are currently losing it over a screenshot of a Durex ad featuring a cartoon couple apparently gearing up to celebrate Valentine’s day in bed. The problem? The man is black, and the woman — covered in tattoos and sporting pink and purple hair — is white.
Though Durex has run ads featuring interracial couples before, this particular ad seems so perfectly designed to enrage white supremacists — who hate brightly dyed hair, tattooed women and the idea of “breaking tradition” nearly as much as they hate people of color — that I can’t help but wonder if it’s even real. (I looked for it on Durex’s social media pages and couldn’t find it, and Durex’s press office hasn’t responded to a query I sent them about it yesterday.)
Regardless, the screenshot is being passed around by far-right “white genocide” worriers and they don’t like it one bit. They’re not offended because the “breaking tradition” line fetishizes interracial sex as something that’s especially exciting because it’s taboo, much in the way that cuckold porn featuring black men and white “hotwives” does. No, they just don’t like the idea of a black man — even a cartoon black man — getting his hands on a white woman. .
“They hate you. AND they know race is real,” groused one commenter on the blog Patriactionary, “Never forget.”
On 4chan’s famously racist and anti-Semitic /pol/ board, meanwhile, one angry anon denounced the ad for encouraging white women to break “[t]he tradition of not fucking pavement apes.”
But no one has gotten quite so angry about the cartoon couple as Daily Stormer head boy Andrew Anglin, who denounced the ad as propaganda for a nefarious Jewish plot “to deny white men access to all forms of sex” in a furious diatribe posted on his site over the weekend.
After complaining that it’s hard to even find an ad these days that “doesn’t have a white woman with a n***er,” Anglin laid into the ad itself:
This one is specifically extreme, because they are literally saying “break tradition and fuck a n***er” – as if this woman has a tradition of sex with white men. I don’t know any white women who have such a tradition. They are all a bunch of greasy, stinking n***er-fucking whores, many of them with foot fungus they refuse to treat.
In case you’re wondering about that last bit, it’s a reference to actress Brie Larson, once photographed on the red carpet in open-toed shoes that seemed to reveal feet that looked a bit fungusfied.
It’s funny though that you never see white men with black women. Or white men with anyone, actually. It is always a white woman, and usually she’s with a black man.
Really? Because I see white couples in ads all the time. And I’m pretty sure I’ve seen more ads with white men and black women than the reverse, probably because ad execs think they’re less likely to result in them getting death threats from angry white dudes. (Interracial-porn producers, aiming for the id, are much more likely to pair black men with white women, a fact that also causes Nazis and other racist conspiracy theorists with much consternation. But we’ll get to porn in a second.)
It’s almost as if the creators of these ads are [pushing] a virulent Jewish agenda to deny white men of sex completely.
That’s … a bit of a leap.
Anglin followed up this big leap with another one, arguing that, sometime soon, sex-denied white men — whitecels? — would only be able to mate with Rosy Palm and her five daughters.
They are literally giving away OUR WOMEN – and yes, they do belong to us collectively – and then telling us to just go watch porn.
And porn, in Anglin’s mind, is even worse for white men than condom ads.
This is because porn keeps lonely white men docile. It is the most powerful drug with no obvious consequences. It is a massive dopamine dump. And it makes men okay with the fact that they don’t have girlfriends or wives.
Oh, but Anglin’s alleged Jewish conspiracy goes way beyond condom ads and internet porn.
The point is: you should understand that everything that is happening in the world is designed to target YOU. None of it is really coherent. You see these things that conflict in the liberal narrative – like women’s empowerment and porn, or homosexuality and Islam, or any number of other obvious things – and you ask how they can exist next to each other. And the answer is, because all of it harms white men.
Yes, that’s right. He thinks that Islam is part of a Jewish plot to destroy white men.
You look around at everything and it only makes sense if you say: “all of this is being designed for the explicit purpose of harming white men.” There is no other explanation for anything that is going on.
This is your brain on Nazism.
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Not all white guys, Andy. Just you. ?
For some reason this makes me proud to not be marrying a white man.
White men–at least the ones who are Nazis and/or manospherians–are already doing a great job of denying themselves sex just by being repulsive assholes.
And here I thought these guys hated collectivism.
So Nazicels are so important that the rest of humanity has devoted itself to oppressing them. Now that’s a conspiracy!
“But enough about my site!”
Isn’t this another day?
And don’t we need another way
To get this through?
Can you see how this goes beyond
The things you are and aren’t fond of?
What is true?
Sure, it’s tried and tired
And nobody here is wired to see
How the pattern here is geared towards,
and not against, their ideal supremacy
Allusions towards a fetishized meme
One that they’ve seen, and they’ve seen, time and again
Egos more than tackles stroked
The flames forever stoked until the end
Finding truth is difficult
But seein’ the world as an assault
On your identity
As opposed to living their lives
You may think, but that ain’t what jives
With what these folks see
People are people, and that would be that–
were it not justified by the corporate brats
That want their system
Running clean
See themselves as rebels, when in the end
These folks are pawns to another’s end
To a much more real force
We’ve all seen
Money’s power, power talks
And they’ll follow even if they’re never paid
With them, it’s always more than getting laid
I hope this is all fake because if not it is by far the cringiest attempt by some big corporation to pander to the “woke” millennial demo since Colin Kaepernick.
Shouldn’t they be happy that the interracial couple is using a condom? That means there’s less likely to be a biracial baby after all.
I honestly don’t know how these guys can stand to look at themselves in the mirror. Hatred is poisonous; are they that wedded to this vision of their privileged selves as somehow the ultimate victims?
The Islam-as-conspiracy thing…I had to laugh. The only other possible reaction was a vigorous headdesk.
Leaving aside for a moment the point David made about “breaking tradition” hinting VERY strongly at interracial relationships being a performative fetish, which is bad, which marketer decided “I should make a condom ad prominently featuring the word ‘breaking’”?
I mean, just off the top of my head… “Break your prejudices, not your condoms. Durex – strong as your convictions.”
It still implies that interracial relationships are performative wokeness but not only is it slightly better, it doesn’t imply that your condom’s gonna break!
I dunno. The double hair buns on the woman in that cartoon makes me think she’s supposed to be Asian. That might be because of an old Canadian cartoon series called Braceface. One of the characters, Maria Wong, normally wore her hair with a bun on each side like that.
Anglin would hate the character, since her father was Chinese and her mother Italian.
Anglin’s Naziglasses no doubt make him miss all sorts of things. For example there’s a video ad I’ve seen online lately for Goretex clothing that includes a white guy going on a date with an Asian woman. You’d think he’d like something like that, as it will both rile up his fanbase, and keep “race traitors” away from white women, making it more likely he and his friends will be able to date them.
I would suspect Anglin is the kind of guy who thinks he can tell 100 percent of the time who is Jewish and who isn’t, just by looking at them. Because he thinks all Jewish men have big hooked noses. You know, just like Stephen Miller. Or Jared Kushner.
Quoth the raven: “What the hell, man?!”
He screeches, with tears in his eyes, after the girl scout explains that she’s out of thin mints.
. . . who — if this is true — are the snowflakeiest of snowflakes, the whitest, most feathery, quietest, most delicate, fluffiest creatures ever.
Ah, don’t we wish they were quiet?
Funnily enough, I know the designers of those characters, they’re a small firm in Essex who would certainly have listed Durex among their clients if this was real! The ad itself looks totally fake anyway, mostly cos the layout is a bit wonky and far removed from the main Durex brand, but now I need to find out how those characters got out into the wild!
Min, welcome!
FWIW, Durex DOES have other posts with similar cartoon characters and layout on their social media pages; I just wasn’t able to find this one. For me it’s less the characters themselves than the “break tradition” bit that makes me wonder if it’s a real post.
I agree – the “break tradition” sounds really clumsy for a condom ad.
Nah, it’s not just “cartoon characters”, it’s this specific style, and the background, and also the slogan is a bit off – the actual Durex one is “We’ve got you covered”. Turns out that these cartoons are from a stock library that anyone could buy pics from, so 100% this was mocked up as ragefuel.
Andrew, honey, darling… it’s not the Jews that try to keep you and your fellow “whoite mens” from having sex. They don’t have to. Talking with one of you for half a minute is usually enough to shrivel up ovaries and mummify huge parts of the female anatomy.
No plot can be as good at that as you are.
You don’t see white men with black women? In that case my lovely grandsprogs wouldn’t exist.
Where has this bro been looking? At the Charlottesville tiki-lamp bearing mob?
“Break tradition!” though – yuck! And indeed, the word “break” next to “condom” makes it almost as good a slogan as “Eyewear slashed in half”.
Hbomberguy has an upcoming video about “woke advertising”, and boycotts by right-wingers (funny footage of guys destroying Keurig coffee machines, Nike footwear etc). Nothing about Durex, but it wouldn’t surprise me if this fake ad (nice find, @Min) leads to equally ridiculous cases of nazis making videos of burning piles of condoms.
@Min
I knew the little dude looked familiar, he was in the background of a video on The Root. Them being stock cartoons makes sense.
“Breaking tradition this Valentine’s Day?”
I dunno. I was under the impression that boning on Valentine’s Day was pretty traditional.
But what do I know? I’m just a poor white woman who has been brainwashed by the media into not wanting to have sex with white men, though in my case they went a little too far and made me not want to have sex with anyone else either. But my asexuality is most definitely a plot to harm straight white cishet men, make no mistake. /sarcasm
@Dr Thang
I must admit, I do hate when all the other folks who also want Thin Mints conspire to buy them before I get there.
To all the folks who think there is a conspiracy to deny them wives/dates/girlfriends, etc.:
Naw, y’all did that yourselves. Want to remedy that? Step one is to stop being a horrible, shitty person. Step two will vary widely depending on your personal circumstances, but don’t forget step one, it is very important.
who are
Why is he so angry about this? If women are so terrible and smelly, he should welcome them being Marie Kondo’d out of his life.
He’s like the restaurant customer in the old joke who complains about how terrible the food is, then complains that the portions are too small.
Yes, literally all of human society is structured around pissing off a tiny group of mediocre white men with god complexes. We meet on Tuesdays at the Elks Club.
Who are these mysterious white men of sex?