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Jews are using yoga pants to genocide the white race, weirdo racist dingbat charges

They’ve even got dogs wearing them now!

By David Futrelle

Will the evil Judeo-Masonic (((Illuminati))) cabal that apparently determines what sort of pants that people wear stop at nothing?

Evidently not, if this meme from a now-defunct racist conspiracy site is anything to go by:

I had no idea that one’s choice of pants determines who you have sex with and whether or not you have a career.

But the site that originally posted this meme, Smoloko.com, described itself as “a independent run news-organization which strives to deliver educational and informative information and news” on such topics as “false-flag terrorism, the (((Illuminati))) central banking cartel [and] world-wide Judeo-Masonic misconduct,” so clearly they must know more about such things than a humble blogger such as myself.

H/T — r/ForwardsFromHitler

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Contract JACK
Contract JACK
5 years ago

@Scildfreja Unnyðnes

Not an argument. You lose.

This is too easy. I may start keeping a Hall Of Shame of all the people I’ve owned on this board.

Rabid Rabbit
Rabid Rabbit
5 years ago

I am… baffled as to how we’ve been “owned,” exactly, but OK. Whatever keeps your pecker up, as they say.

Unilateral declarations of victory do not actually mean that victory has been achieved.

Also, a question: You’re violently opposed to women wearing yoga pants, because you think they’re immodest. However, you also despise @Bookworm in hijab for her fashion choices.

Where exactly is the sweet spot of modesty allowed for women, to prevent you from having fits of the vapors if they come into sight?

Scildfreja Unnyðnes
Scildfreja Unnyðnes
5 years ago

I wasn’t making an argument ya ponce. I was mocking you.

I prefer to save my argumentative energies for worthwhile topics. If you were to present one, maybe?

EDIT: Just saw what you said to Bookworm. Yeah, you deserve every ounce of mockery. Push off.

Crip Dyke
Crip Dyke
5 years ago

Good day to you sir.

bwuh? And how did you conclude that

I may start keeping a Hall Of Shame of all the people I’ve owned on this board.

Says the thread participant who believes gender is detectable by … internet comments?

I do so love the weekend funnies. Please, keep it up Captain JACK.

Makroth
Makroth
5 years ago

@Contract JACK

Your “PWNED!” incantations have no power here, noob!

kupo
kupo
5 years ago

@Contract JACK

@bookworm in female slavery clothing:

THIS IS NOT OKAY. YOU DO NOT GET TO DO THIS

Scildfreja Unnyðnes
Scildfreja Unnyðnes
5 years ago

My edits don’t show up apparently (probably will later) but I just read what you said to Bookworm. You deserve every ounce of malice poured upon you. Push off.

weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee

So Jack doesn’t like it when women wear revealing clothes, and he doesn’t like when they cover up? Sounds about par for the misogynist course.

I wonder what if any attire is acceptable?

cornychips
cornychips
5 years ago

If we can ban trolls for being racist towards commenters what about islamaphobia?

This guy is a sock. He will stay up all night saying “no, YOU!” He will posts shitonns of comments. I feel like he was here a month ago or so.

cornychips
cornychips
5 years ago

He is the troll CRIANNON from majority report jordan peterson thread.

cornychips
cornychips
5 years ago

JK I think he is DESPERATE AMBROSE. UUUUGGGHHHHHH

Bookworm in hijab
Bookworm in hijab
5 years ago

“Bookworm in female slavery clothes” is so ironic given that he later followed with

any person responding with insults or irrelevancies will be deemed to have lost the debate, and any future replies will be ignored.

So, Contract Jack, by your own stated rules re insults/irrelevancies, you’ve lost the “debate” you think we’re having?

And, dude, I’ve lived and travelled in places where the reaction to my scarf makes your slur come across as decidedly minor. Come on, surely you can do better than that?

@Rabid Rabbit, Scildfreja, hugs and thanks! (Rabbit, those pics… I don’t know
if this is true, but apparently some Renaissance-era minor noble used to keep puppies in his codpiece. PUPPIES. ?)

Further bet: Contract Jack will excuse his bigotry by trotting out the “it’s a religion, not a race!” line. In 5…4…3…

Bookworm in hijab
Bookworm in hijab
5 years ago

Come on, surely you can do better than that?

Hmm. I probably shouldn’t have encouraged that. I can handle it, but I apologise in advance if it leads to him being a rampant arse and trying to outdo himself with racism; I feel like I should post a preemptive TW.

Crip Dyke
Crip Dyke
5 years ago

@Bookworm with cat in cute hijab:

Don’t worry about it. No one is going to hold you responsible for the words of another.

Rabid Rabbit
Rabid Rabbit
5 years ago

@Bookworm in hijab:

That sounds… uncomfortable. Unless maybe he was incontinent and embarrassed by the fact? “No, no, it wasn’t me, it was the puppy! Honestly!”

Bookworm in hijab
Bookworm in hijab
5 years ago

@ Crip Dyke,

Thanks! I must admit I googled “cats in hijab” to find the pic, it’s not any of my kitties.

@ Rabid Rabbit,

I KNOW! I will ask my history-lovin’ friends if any of them can help me find the reference.

On the subject of codpieces (how often do we get a reason to say that!) I’m in a historical recreation club, and I heard about an event that included a prize for “best codpiece”. The winning entry’s included a set of (model) antlers. Don’t know how historically accurate that is, but…

Dalillama
5 years ago

@contract jackass

So is it okay if I walk around with my penis hanging out? Do modesty laws apply only to men? Please cite legal resources in your answer.

In my state, it’s perfectly legal for people of any gender to go about publicly in whatever sort of clothing or lack there of they so choose. There’s a local ordinance requiring that your genitals be covered, but outside city limits you can wander around buckass naked if you so choose.

§ 163.465 Public indecency.

(1) A person commits the crime of public indecency if while in, or in view of, a public place the person performs:

(a) An act of sexual intercourse; or

(b) An act of deviate sexual intercourse; or

(c) An act of exposing the genitals of the person with the intent of arousing the sexual desire of the person or another person.

(2) (a) Public indecency is a Class A misdemeanor.

(b) Notwithstanding paragraph (a) of this subsection, public indecency is a Class C felony if the person has a prior conviction for public indecency or a crime described in ORS 163.355 (Rape in the third degree) to 163.445 (Sexual misconduct) or for a crime in another jurisdiction that, if committed in this state, would constitute public indecency or a crime described in ORS 163.355 (Rape in the third degree) to 163.445 (Sexual misconduct). [1971 c.743 §120; 1999 c.962 §1; 2005 c.434 §1]

The legal ramifications of this are that as long as you’re not sporting an erection or fondling your junk, you’re fine.

Lainy
Lainy
5 years ago

@bookworm in a hajib

I’m sorry he said that to you. You seem like a lovely person

@ contract JACK

Today I wore shorts with fishnet stockings and a black tube too with two skulls over where the nipples would be. I walked around outside and felt all the wonderful sunshine on my skin and let the breeze wash over ever inch of my exposed skin. Then I put on sport leggins and a sport bra and went for a run. Now I’m back in tube top and booty shorts and about to go get some dinner.

Bookworm in hijab
Bookworm in hijab
5 years ago

@ Lainy,

shorts with fishnet stockings and a black tube too with two skulls over where the nipples would be

Oh my God DO YOU PLAY ROLLER DERBY?! ❤

And also, today??? Grr, I’m jealous of all you people who live in warm places! Today I walked 20 minutes to a hockey game at my local rink; I wore an abaya with a hood, a pair of leggings AND sweatpants under that, my warmest hijab, big wooly mittens, and a goosedown parka. After 15 minutes in the arena, I was cold. Sigh….

IgnoreSandra
IgnoreSandra
5 years ago

@Lainy

I’m working up the confidence to dress like that. I want to, because I think I’d look good. It absolutely should be both legal and socially permitted to go outside wearing basically w/e.

@Bookworm in a hijab

I’m sorry he said that to you. He needs to fuck off.

@Contract Jack

Come Sunday, I will wear my skimpiest dress to go grocery shopping and hang out with my friends. It’s kind of a tradition at this point. Unless I don’t feel like it, in which case I will wear brightly colored skintight leggings and a miniskirt. And the truly fascinating thing is your opinion has absolutely no impact on my dress.

Now piss off.

weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee

And also, today??? Grr, I’m jealous of all you people who live in warm places! Today I walked 20 minutes to a hockey game at my local rink; I wore an abaya with a hood, a pair of leggings AND sweatpants under that, my warmest hijab, big wooly mittens, and a goosedown parka. After 15 minutes in the arena, I was cold. Sigh….

You in Minnesota by chance? Guessing passed on the combination of hockey and needing to wear all the warmest clothes.

I’m sick to death of my down coat and snow.

Can I just hide in bed with my kitty until spring please?

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Bookworm in hijab
Bookworm in hijab
5 years ago

You in Minnesota by chance? Guessing passed on the combination of hockey and needing to wear all the warmest clothes

Canada, eh!

weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee

Close enough. Minnesota is sort of like Canada. But without the universal healthcare 🙁

Bookworm in hijab
Bookworm in hijab
5 years ago

I feel like Minnesota is the state that Shadow almost dies of frostbite in, in American Gods (the novel; I haven’t yet seen the show).

Lainy
Lainy
5 years ago

@bookworm in a hajib

I’m not I’m just a goth. And it was about 60 degrees today. Weird and random so I used it to soak up some sun. My fiance teased me when he calls because we normally face time at night and he says I’m glowing like the moon cause I’m so pale. I was going to soak up ever ray of sun before the next snow storm

@ignoreSandra

It’s all just a state of mind and keeping an mental imagine of what you look like in your head. As long as it’s a postive imagine you’ll do just fine.