By David Futrelle
Will the evil Judeo-Masonic (((Illuminati))) cabal that apparently determines what sort of pants that people wear stop at nothing?
Evidently not, if this meme from a now-defunct racist conspiracy site is anything to go by:
I had no idea that one’s choice of pants determines who you have sex with and whether or not you have a career.
But the site that originally posted this meme, Smoloko.com, described itself as “a independent run news-organization which strives to deliver educational and informative information and news” on such topics as “false-flag terrorism, the (((Illuminati))) central banking cartel [and] world-wide Judeo-Masonic misconduct,” so clearly they must know more about such things than a humble blogger such as myself.
H/T — r/ForwardsFromHitler
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@Scildfreja Unnyðnes
Not an argument. You lose.
This is too easy. I may start keeping a Hall Of Shame of all the people I’ve owned on this board.
I am… baffled as to how we’ve been “owned,” exactly, but OK. Whatever keeps your pecker up, as they say.
Unilateral declarations of victory do not actually mean that victory has been achieved.
Also, a question: You’re violently opposed to women wearing yoga pants, because you think they’re immodest. However, you also despise @Bookworm in hijab for her fashion choices.
Where exactly is the sweet spot of modesty allowed for women, to prevent you from having fits of the vapors if they come into sight?
I wasn’t making an argument ya ponce. I was mocking you.
I prefer to save my argumentative energies for worthwhile topics. If you were to present one, maybe?
EDIT: Just saw what you said to Bookworm. Yeah, you deserve every ounce of mockery. Push off.
bwuh? And how did you conclude that
Says the thread participant who believes gender is detectable by … internet comments?
I do so love the weekend funnies. Please, keep it up Captain JACK.
@Contract JACK
Your “PWNED!” incantations have no power here, noob!
@Contract JACK
THIS IS NOT OKAY. YOU DO NOT GET TO DO THIS
My edits don’t show up apparently (probably will later) but I just read what you said to Bookworm. You deserve every ounce of malice poured upon you. Push off.
So Jack doesn’t like it when women wear revealing clothes, and he doesn’t like when they cover up? Sounds about par for the misogynist course.
I wonder what if any attire is acceptable?
If we can ban trolls for being racist towards commenters what about islamaphobia?
This guy is a sock. He will stay up all night saying “no, YOU!” He will posts shitonns of comments. I feel like he was here a month ago or so.
He is the troll CRIANNON from majority report jordan peterson thread.
JK I think he is DESPERATE AMBROSE. UUUUGGGHHHHHH
“Bookworm in female slavery clothes” is so ironic given that he later followed with
So, Contract Jack, by your own stated rules re insults/irrelevancies, you’ve lost the “debate” you think we’re having?
And, dude, I’ve lived and travelled in places where the reaction to my scarf makes your slur come across as decidedly minor. Come on, surely you can do better than that?
@Rabid Rabbit, Scildfreja, hugs and thanks! (Rabbit, those pics… I don’t know
if this is true, but apparently some Renaissance-era minor noble used to keep puppies in his codpiece. PUPPIES. ?)
Further bet: Contract Jack will excuse his bigotry by trotting out the “it’s a religion, not a race!” line. In 5…4…3…
Hmm. I probably shouldn’t have encouraged that. I can handle it, but I apologise in advance if it leads to him being a rampant arse and trying to outdo himself with racism; I feel like I should post a preemptive TW.
@Bookworm with cat in cute hijab:
Don’t worry about it. No one is going to hold you responsible for the words of another.
@Bookworm in hijab:
That sounds… uncomfortable. Unless maybe he was incontinent and embarrassed by the fact? “No, no, it wasn’t me, it was the puppy! Honestly!”
@ Crip Dyke,
Thanks! I must admit I googled “cats in hijab” to find the pic, it’s not any of my kitties.
@ Rabid Rabbit,
I KNOW! I will ask my history-lovin’ friends if any of them can help me find the reference.
On the subject of codpieces (how often do we get a reason to say that!) I’m in a historical recreation club, and I heard about an event that included a prize for “best codpiece”. The winning entry’s included a set of (model) antlers. Don’t know how historically accurate that is, but…
@contract jackass
In my state, it’s perfectly legal for people of any gender to go about publicly in whatever sort of clothing or lack there of they so choose. There’s a local ordinance requiring that your genitals be covered, but outside city limits you can wander around buckass naked if you so choose.
The legal ramifications of this are that as long as you’re not sporting an erection or fondling your junk, you’re fine.
@bookworm in a hajib
I’m sorry he said that to you. You seem like a lovely person
@ contract JACK
Today I wore shorts with fishnet stockings and a black tube too with two skulls over where the nipples would be. I walked around outside and felt all the wonderful sunshine on my skin and let the breeze wash over ever inch of my exposed skin. Then I put on sport leggins and a sport bra and went for a run. Now I’m back in tube top and booty shorts and about to go get some dinner.
@ Lainy,
Oh my God DO YOU PLAY ROLLER DERBY?! ❤
And also, today??? Grr, I’m jealous of all you people who live in warm places! Today I walked 20 minutes to a hockey game at my local rink; I wore an abaya with a hood, a pair of leggings AND sweatpants under that, my warmest hijab, big wooly mittens, and a goosedown parka. After 15 minutes in the arena, I was cold. Sigh….
@Lainy
I’m working up the confidence to dress like that. I want to, because I think I’d look good. It absolutely should be both legal and socially permitted to go outside wearing basically w/e.
@Bookworm in a hijab
I’m sorry he said that to you. He needs to fuck off.
@Contract Jack
Come Sunday, I will wear my skimpiest dress to go grocery shopping and hang out with my friends. It’s kind of a tradition at this point. Unless I don’t feel like it, in which case I will wear brightly colored skintight leggings and a miniskirt. And the truly fascinating thing is your opinion has absolutely no impact on my dress.
Now piss off.
You in Minnesota by chance? Guessing passed on the combination of hockey and needing to wear all the warmest clothes.
I’m sick to death of my down coat and snow.
Can I just hide in bed with my kitty until spring please?
Canada, eh!
Close enough. Minnesota is sort of like Canada. But without the universal healthcare 🙁
I feel like Minnesota is the state that Shadow almost dies of frostbite in, in American Gods (the novel; I haven’t yet seen the show).
@bookworm in a hajib
I’m not I’m just a goth. And it was about 60 degrees today. Weird and random so I used it to soak up some sun. My fiance teased me when he calls because we normally face time at night and he says I’m glowing like the moon cause I’m so pale. I was going to soak up ever ray of sun before the next snow storm
@ignoreSandra
It’s all just a state of mind and keeping an mental imagine of what you look like in your head. As long as it’s a postive imagine you’ll do just fine.