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Jews are using yoga pants to genocide the white race, weirdo racist dingbat charges

They’ve even got dogs wearing them now!

By David Futrelle

Will the evil Judeo-Masonic (((Illuminati))) cabal that apparently determines what sort of pants that people wear stop at nothing?

Evidently not, if this meme from a now-defunct racist conspiracy site is anything to go by:

I had no idea that one’s choice of pants determines who you have sex with and whether or not you have a career.

But the site that originally posted this meme, Smoloko.com, described itself as “a independent run news-organization which strives to deliver educational and informative information and news” on such topics as “false-flag terrorism, the (((Illuminati))) central banking cartel [and] world-wide Judeo-Masonic misconduct,” so clearly they must know more about such things than a humble blogger such as myself.

H/T — r/ForwardsFromHitler

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banned@4chan.org
5 years ago

https://youtu.be/n3Xv_g3g-mA

Kurzgesagt is always publishing these pithy little videos that summarize all manner of complex subjects, but I feel like this particular video, even if it’s not directly related to MTGOW, can give some insight to why they act the way they do.

M Currie
M Currie
5 years ago

Odd. I’m a white male and it failed to register with me that women wearing tight pants over rather presentable behinds brands them as my enemy, or why wearing pants that make a heterosexual man pant in response marks one as an enemy of the family. Oh well. Whatever a “shiska” is if you don’t want them around, please send them over here.

Weird (and tired of trumplings) Eddie
Weird (and tired of trumplings) Eddie
5 years ago

@ Kat:

Mr. Futrelle, it is my understanding that everything, including dogs in yoga pants, is on the Internet.

Not necessarily… according to Rule 34, porn of dogs in yoga pants will be on the internet. While the dogs in yoga pants must exist, the dogs in yoga pants themselves might not be on the internet….

E.T.A.: uh… I think that’s right….

Bookworm in hijab
Bookworm in hijab
5 years ago

@MK,

Land’s End was carrying yoga pants with pockets for awhile – I have a pair – but I’m not sure if they’re out of stock now. 

I feel like those would be uncomfortable? Thinking of the fabric (stretchy jersey, right?) wouldn’t the pockets pull oddly?

If not, I WANT SOME!

Weird (and tired of trumplings) Eddie
Weird (and tired of trumplings) Eddie
5 years ago

And speaking of the “aluminumati”…

Bill de Blasio called Amazon’s decision to scrap plans for a second headquarters in Queens ‘an abuse of corporate power’

Nah, Bill, that’s not an abuse of corporate power, that’s how corporate power IS USED….

No one said late-stage predatory capitalism would be fair, they said it would be good for us

and they lied about that.

Weird (and tired of trumplings) Eddie
Weird (and tired of trumplings) Eddie
5 years ago

https://www.reddit.com/r/YogaDogs/comments/4b48uu/there_really_arent_that_many_photos_of_dogs_in/

I also found robust quantities of photos of “downward facing dog in yoga pants”, but I really didn’t believe many of the friends here would think it was funny… more like… skeevy….

Ariblester
Ariblester
5 years ago

Weird (and tired of trumplings) Eddie wrote on
February 17, 2019 at 5:42 pm:

And speaking of the “aluminumati”…

Bill de Blasio called Amazon’s decision to scrap plans for a second headquarters in Queens ‘an abuse of corporate power’

Nah, Bill, that’s not an abuse of corporate power, that’s how corporate power IS USED….

No one said late-stage predatory capitalism would be fair, they said it would be good for us

and they lied about that.

If de Blasio thought that Amazon felt like it owed NYC any jobs, he’s a damned fool.

More likely, he’s just making some vaguely ‘populist’ statements for PR reasons.

Anonymous
Anonymous
5 years ago

Darn it, they’re on to us.

occasional reader
occasional reader
5 years ago

> Robert

Judeo-Masonic reminds me – when I was researching Freemasonry before joining, I noticed that almost all anti-Masonic groups and individuals were also anti-Semitic.

Indeed. Like many complotists, they like to put everything under a same banner. Which is ridiculous as the vast majority of freemasons are not jews.
In France, during a time, the far-right party (formerly FN, now MN) leader was regularly shouting against what he perceived to be plots from a “Judeo francmaçon communiste” (Judeo-Masonico-communist ?). Of course, it was just piling everything he disliked in some kind of monstruous conglomerate and brandishing it as a menace. And his electorat was quite ok with that, not even questionning the ridiculous of the possibility of three large and disparate groups to work together in a common direction.

occasional reader
occasional reader
5 years ago

Sorry for the double post, and out of topic, but any thought or comments about the American Psychological Association stuff which seems to irate some peoples ?

ellesar
ellesar
5 years ago

Is it just me, or are those women wearing LEGGINGS?!

Rabid Rabbit
Rabid Rabbit
5 years ago

@occasional reader:

Sorry, can you be more specific?

occasional reader
occasional reader
5 years ago

> Rabid Rabbit
According to the article in Le Monde i have read, it seems it is about the following document :
https://www.apa.org/about/policy/boys-men-practice-guidelines.pdf

Rabid Rabbit
Rabid Rabbit
5 years ago

Let’s see…

Guideline 1:

Psychologists strive to recognize that masculinities are constructed based on social, cultural, and contextual norms.

Nowhere does it say anything about a biological basis, or about hunting mammoths, so it’s clearly an SJW plot.

Guideline 2:

Psychologists strive to recognize that boys and men integrate multiple aspects to their social identities across the lifespan.

That doesn’t sound too bad… oh, wait.

There are multiple dimensions to identity, including, age, ethnicity, gender, race, sexual orientation, socioeconomic status, spirituality, immigration status, and ability status, and each contributes to a boy’s basic senes of self and influences his behavior as he grows.

NO THEY DON’T! THE ONLY THING THAT INFLUENCES THEM IS THE FACT THEY’VE GOT BALLS!

Guideline 3:

Psychologists understand the impact of power, privilege, and sexism on the development of boys and men and on their relationships with others.

MORE SJW BULLCRAP!!!

Guideline 4:

Psychologists strive to develop a comprehensive understanding of the factors that influence the interpersonal relationships of boys and men.

Again, doesn’t sound so bad, but wait for the small print:

several studies have identified connections between adult attachment insecurity and men’s adherence to traditional masculinity ideologies.

ARE YOU CALLING ME INSECURE??? THIS IS ALL TOUCHY-FEELY GET IN TOUCH WITH YOUR FEELINGS CRAP!

Guideline 5:

Psychologists strive to encourage positive father involvement and healthy family relationships.

Let’s be honest, MRAs et al. have no idea what any of those words mean.

Guideline 6:

Psychologists strive to support educational efforts that are responsive to the needs of boys and men.

YEAH! STOP CODDLING THE GIRLS! PAY ATTENTION TO THE BOYS!!!

Moreover, aspects of masculinity ideology may contribute to the school-related problems of boys…Constricted notions of masculinity emphasizing aggression, homophobia, and misogyny may influence boys to direct a great deal of their energy into disruptive behaviors … rather than healthy academic and extracurricular activities.

THAT’S NOT WHAT I MEANT! STOP BLAMING MEN BEING MEN FOR EVERYTHING!

Guideline 7:

Psychologists strive to reduce the high rates of problems boys and men face and act out in their lives such as aggression, violence, substance abuse, and suicide.

YEAH! PAY ATTENTION TO THE BOYS — wait a minute, are you saying aggression and violence are bad? But that’s being manly! PAY ATTENTION TO THE BOYS BUT STOP TRYING TO EMASCULATE THEM, DAMMIT!

Guideline 8:

Psychologists strive to help boys and men engage in health-related behaviors.

WAH WAH WAH, YOU JUST WANT US TO BE PANSIES I’M NOT SICK STOP NAGGING, DAMMIT, IT’S BAD ENOUGH WHEN IT’S MY WIFE.

Guideline 9:

Psychologists strive to build and promote gender-sensitive psychological services.

WAH WAH, MORE TOUCHY-FEELY STUFF AND GOING ON ABOUT GIRLBOYS.

Guideline 10:

Psychologists understand and strive to change institutional, cultural, and systemic problems that affect boys and men through advocacy, prevention, and education.

SJWs! SJWs! SJWs everywhere!!!

I think that covers it.

Ariblester
Ariblester
5 years ago

occasional reader wrote on
February 18, 2019 at 6:04 am:

> Rabid Rabbit

According to the article in Le Monde i have read, it seems it is about the following document :

https://www.apa.org/about/policy/boys-men-practice-guidelines.pdf

It was mentioned in passing in comments under the blog post about the aftermath of the Lobster Invasion, starting around here:

mildlymagnificent wrote on
January 13, 2019 at 1:39 pm:

And, right on cue, a man publishes a paper showing that men who most strongly believe in “traditional” masculinity are the ones most hurt by it.

https://ktla.com/2019/01/10/traditional-masculinity-hurts-boys-and-men-american-psychological-association/

Right on the next cue, free tickets to the outrage rodeo. Available at any newspaper, magazine or online publication.

moregeekthan
moregeekthan
5 years ago

@Rabid Rabbit

I once, in some comment section, came across a posting by one of the more articulate MRA-adjacent types that listed a bunch of ways in which public schools failed boys. The list wasn’t entirely crazy. In fact, 90% of it lined up almost perfectly with the list of things my daughter disliked about elementary school.

occasional reader
occasional reader
5 years ago

> Ariblester (and Mildymagnificent, by ricochet)
Ah, ok ! My bad, then, i did not have noticed it at this moment. The outrage is just getting echoes now in France, it seems. On the other side, the link provided is not available in France, so i would not have been able to read it at this moment.

> Rabid Rabbit
Right and clear, colonel ! (Thank you !)

One thing which is shocking me a bit in the article of Le Monde, it is that the author writes about Christina Hoff Sommers that she is an ardent feminist (“féministe convaincue” in the text). Er, according to what i have read on the Mammoth about her, she is no quite exactly that… Or did i have misinterpreted the comments ?
Furthermore, the author adds that she is a researcher in the American Enterprise Institute, which is a conservative think tank. Having “ardent feminist” and working in a “conservative think tank” is a bit… antithetic (to say the less) ?
Problem is that i am not sure we know C.H. Sommers well here (in France), and readers may take it to face value, therefore saying “Look, even feminists are against this”.

Ariblester
Ariblester
5 years ago

occasional reader wrote on
February 18, 2019 at 8:01 am:

> Ariblester (and Mildymagnificent, by ricochet)

Ah, ok ! My bad, then, i did not have noticed it at this moment. The outrage is just getting echoes now in France, it seems. On the other side, the link provided is not available in France, so i would not have been able to read it at this moment.

That’s a shame. Further on in the same thread, @mildlymagnificent also linked a Washington Post article on the same guidelines:

mildlymagnificent wrote on
January 13, 2019 at 2:43 pm:

Weird (and tired of trumplings) Eddie

I first read it in the Washington Post – citing two men.

“Everybody has beliefs about how men should behave,” says Ronald Levant, who was the APA president when the guidelines were initially conceived, and who has worked on them ever since.

Englar-Carlson, the California professor, worked on the APA guidelines for several years. When I talked to him, he kept repeating this point: He didn’t believe that men were bad, or even that many forms of masculinity were.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/style/how-traditional-masculinity-hurts-the-men-who-believe-in-it-most/2019/01/12/22d2518a-14fd-11e9-90a8-136fa44b80ba_story.html?utm_term=.cdc1a0b5f223

Sheila Crosby
5 years ago

@occasional reader

C.H. Sommers calls herself a feminist, but spends most of her time sucking up to conservative men and hating on feminists. From my seat, it looks like her whole ethos is to get well paid for letting people say “Look, even feminists are against this.”

Utterly off topic: I just struggled to open a jar of pasta sauce and it got me thinking of MGTOWs saying how we need men for these things. And then I got to wondering why we still have jars that are so hard to open. Because surely there’d be a huge market advantage to any manufacturer whose product was easy to open. Not just for women. This must be a problem for the elderly and disabled too.

Is there some technical reason for it that I’m not aware of? I mean, I don’t want the stuff to spontaneously fly open on the way home from the supermarket but it shouldn’t be beyond human ingenuity, surely? Or is it just episode 87,624 of “Decisions made by men where they never thought about anyone else”?

Bakunin
Bakunin
5 years ago

@occasional reader
Christina Hoff Sommers is the “feminist” you go to when you don’t know any feminists, or you just want “balance”. She trashes third-wave feminism and says things that confirm the status quo, so she gets quoted a lot. Literally every position she claims is a refutation of feminism, from dismissing rape culture to TERFy nonsense.

Weird (and tired of trumplings) Eddie
Weird (and tired of trumplings) Eddie
5 years ago

@ Sheila Crosby:

I just struggled to open a jar of pasta sauce

Here in the US, we have a fetish for packaging… can’t make a decent PRODUCT, but we’ll put it in a package that Superman couldn’t open without a chain saw….

that’s my rant for the day, now I gotta find a scissors so I can open the bag and eat my peanuts…

Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
5 years ago

@ Sheila

If it’s a metal jar lid then warming it up a bit can expand it and make it looser, especially if it’s been in the fridge. You can run it under the hot tap, or sometimes just holding it in your hand for a few moments can do the trick.

That’s all we’re doing whilst we say “It’s ok ladies, I got this”

Bookworm in hijab
Bookworm in hijab
5 years ago

@ Rabid Rabbit,

Your extended interpretation of MRA’s comments on this study made me hoot with laughter to the point that my husband came hurrying into the room to see if I was ok. (He thought I was sobbing loudly). Bravo, Rabbit!

@ Sheila,

The average pocket knife should have one of those attachments that kind of look like a lobster claw; I find them useful for breaking the vacuum seal on jars.

Buttercup Q. Skullpants
Buttercup Q. Skullpants
5 years ago

There’s a circle of hell reserved just for packaging designers. It has a special exit door marked “E Z OPEN”.

Every time I open a package of cookies, it’s like a combination of surgery and a jewelry heist. Why???

Moon Custafer
Moon Custafer
5 years ago

I find striking the edge of the jar lid with the blunt edge of a table knife dents it enough to break the vacuum seal. That’s if the jar just came from the grocery store; if it’s been opened and then re-sealed by my husband, who is paranoid about spills, then the lid has generally been screwed down far more tightly than the factory would have done, and I have to ask him to unscrew it.