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“The average woman lives a life comparable to a good looking male billionaire,” delusional incels agree

Average woman enjoying a life of ease

By David Futrelle

I don’t know what planet incels live on, but some of you ladies might want to move there, at least if you enjoy endless sex, not working, and … murder.

The latest True Fact I have gleaned from the Incels.is forums is that “The average woman lives a life comparable to a good looking male billionaire.” Who knew? But according to a prolific Incels.is commenter calling himself Getlooksordie,

All women do the same shit:

– non stop fuck and party the hottest members of the opposite sex

– constantly travel to exotic places

– everyone is always nice to them because they are female

– they are above the law (a woman can literally kill a man and only get community service)

– huge social circles with friends

– they don´t have to work if they don´t want to. Hubby will betabuxxx.

Is this true, ladies? What are you hiding from us?

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Cyborgette
Cyborgette
1 year ago

laughs nervously, looks around what the fuck?

Cyborgette
Cyborgette
1 year ago

It’s like he learned everything he knows about women and womanhood from a really bad Hollywood romcom.

Oh wait. Of course he did. He’s an incel.

headdesk

littlem
littlem
1 year ago

Delusional incels are also quite moronic

Sheila E is not an average woman, and also a goddess



Castrating Harpy
Castrating Harpy
1 year ago
Crip Dyke
1 year ago

Meh.

In some ways my life is better than an average billionaire. Not five minutes ago I just finished eating a generous hunk of focaccia that came out of my own oven only an hour ago. How many billionaires have eaten fresh focaccia in the last five minutes, I ask you?

weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee

It’s all true. I also run the deep state and personally ordered the arrest of Roger Stone today. Life is good!

Rabid Rabbit
Rabid Rabbit
1 year ago

I don’t even know what movie they’re watching to get these ideas from. I’m also not sure I want to know.

Andy 707
Andy 707
1 year ago

This is all true. Also, I’m the one funding George Soros. Good day to you all! 😎

Andy 707
Andy 707
1 year ago

This is all true. Also, I’m the one funding George Soros. Good day to you all, ladies, gents, and other configurations of being! 😎

vaiyt
vaiyt
1 year ago

Best piece of evidence that incels haven’t been around any women for a long while.

Lainy
Lainy
1 year ago

“travel to exotic places”

Does Florida count? I went there when my brother got his doctorate

“having non stop sex with the hottest members of the opposite sex”

Well not to brag but my Fiancé is the sexiest member of the opposite sex to me, well besides tom Hiddleston. I’ve also been with a very attractive member of the same sex as well. as for non stop sex? well that two weeks he’s home between 10 months we certainly do

“lots of friends”

I’m incredibly introverted so that sounds horrible. When I’ve talked to more then five people in one day I need to spend at least 6 hours alone.

“above the law”

If I ever have to kill someone i’ll let you know. Never done it before.

“ever one nice to them?”

I mean a lot of people yes, I’m not a jerk and try to be polite.

“they don’t have to work”
lmao okay buddo what ever you need to tell yourself. it’s 2019. not 1919. I’m sure 90% of women work some sort of paying job.

dashapants
dashapants
1 year ago

@WWTH

However did you manage it? Tell me your secret. I have been ordering the arrest of the Abomination colloquially known as Roger Stone ever since I had become aware of its existence, yet to no avail.

Even now, the fact that it has been arrested at the end of its useful life-cycle and on such a comparatively mild* charge doesn’t speak well for our organization or humanity at large.

*given its rich, long history of abuses political, fiscal, and interpersonal.

Snowberry
Snowberry
1 year ago

@Lainy:

lmao okay buddo what ever you need to tell yourself. it’s 2019. not 1919. I’m sure 90% of women work some sort of paying job.

It wasn’t any different in 1919. Now if you were a middle-class white woman circa 1945-1980 then maybe you could get away with not working.

Lainy
Lainy
1 year ago

@snowberry
Thank you. I meant to type 1819 but I made a typo. I know poor women have always worked. The overlooked hands that built the world.

KindaSortaHarmless
KindaSortaHarmless
1 year ago

OT: Comet Ping Pong, of Pizzagate fame, survived an attempted arson on Thursday night: https://www.cbsnews.com/news/comet-ping-pong-pizzagate-restaurant-arson-attempt-latest-updates-2019-01-25/

jone (social justice cleric)
jone (social justice cleric)
1 year ago

It’s so true about the murder. But honestly, community service is such a drag when I’d otherwise be on a fabulously exotic vacation, having non-stop sex with Chris Evans (in Captain America shape).

I mean seriously, I’m the victim here.

And sometimes I think, “maybe I should just stop with all the murdering,” but I read another post like this, and off I go!

It’s so hard being a woman, for seriously. And that’s totally what feminism is ALL about. How hard ONLY we have it, and how much better we are than men. Men are the scum of the earth, and we would just LOOOVE to strip away all of their human rights because they clearly don’t even qualify.

If men would just submit to our every whim then maybe I wouldn’t have to keep murdering them. I mean, it’s clearly their fault, that’s why I don’t go to jail for my murder sprees. All the judges know that women are only victims, and never to blame.

Because we’re perfect. DUH.

(they think it’s all true anyway, and they have no sense of humor, so what’s the harm in indulging their cognitive dissonance? Otherwise, they’d just have to make it up, and they have way too much fun with that.)

And by the way, babies ARE delicious.
I like mine with Tabasco.

Bananananana dakry: Short-Haired, Fat, and Deranged
Bananananana dakry: Short-Haired, Fat, and Deranged
1 year ago


PffffhahahahaHAHAHAHA
oh god my sides

Wow, I didn’t know any of this! Being an introvert with diminished sex drive due to drugs who’s only ever had sex with the guy she married? It’s all an elaborate false front, guys, for reals. Ditto with the most exotic place I’ve been in the past two years being Salem, Oregon. I kid, I kid, folks, I was actually in the Maldives, having nonstop orgies with a horde of Jason Momoa clones.

Having a job to pay off my student loans? Nope, my betabux schlub of a hubby was being duped into taking the whole load, while speaking of loads, me and the Jason clones… oops, TMI.

They have me FOUND OUT.

(Seriously, what realm do these jokers inhabit? It really must be the world of bad romcoms, because no woman I know does any of this.)

Rabid Rabbit
Rabid Rabbit
1 year ago

@jone (social justice cleric)

And I mean, it’s not like some of us men wouldn’t be willing to take the murdering off your hands for a bit. But will you let us? Nooooooooooo. Keep all the fun for yourselves…

It’s like how I can never find any bonbons in the stores, because you’ve taken them all, and even the bonbon mines have been stripped clean so I can’t even get any on the black market from one of the poor innocent men you’ve got stuck working there. Yeah, feminists complain about women stripping all the time, but who ever pays attention to the poor men stripping the bonbon mines, huh? huh?

Though of course, it’s not like I’d ever want a bonbon, since as a male I am Sooper Manly and only eat raw mammoth steak that I’ve hunted myself. But it’s the principle of the thing.

Bina
1 year ago

Y’okay. Point for point, here we go…

All women do the same shit:

Well, we’re off to a roaring start already. CITATION NEEDED.

– non stop fuck and party the hottest members of the opposite sex

LOLwut? Um, NO. I’m an introvert, I don’t like to party, let alone nonstop. And the hottest members of the opposite sex (at least, those I consider to be such) consistently ignore me.

– constantly travel to exotic places

Schnurk. The most exotic place I’ve been to is Germany, and that’s because I have relatives there.

No, wait, I take that back: It was Arizona, and my best friend lived there for a couple of years with his hubby. The high-desert climate was exotic to this Canadian, and did wonders for my frizzy hair and my rheumatism, also. I was especially fond of the little hummingbirds who would perch on the thorns of the ocotillo bushes (which look like bundles of dead sticks from a distance, unless they’re in bloom, in which case they look like bundles of dead sticks with red tassels on them.)

In any case, the “constantly” part is also incorrect, since whole entire years would elapse between my travels. Several of them, even.

– everyone is always nice to them because they are female

GUFFAW. Men are actually actively NASTY to us because we’re female. Unless they’re trying to get into our pants. And if they fail at that and we don’t let them down with sufficient softness, then out comes the ol’ nasty again.

– they are above the law (a woman can literally kill a man and only get community service)

CITATION NEEDED, in the worst way. Last I looked, there were women rotting in the pen for murder charges, even when the killing was accidental or in self-defence!

– huge social circles with friends

Again (yawn), CITATION NEEDED. Like said, I’m an introvert. I’m a good friend, and my friends are lovely people. The best in the world, in fact. But I don’t do well with huge social circles!

– they don´t have to work if they don´t want to. Hubby will betabuxxx.

Hey, where the hell is my betabuxxx husband???

Oh yeah. I’ve never even been proposed to, let alone done any proposing of my own. That might have something to do with it…

Full Metal Ox
1 year ago

@Crip Dyke:

If you baked that focaccia yourself, you enjoyed a treat beyond the ken of most people who have people.

@Andy 707:

BURN YOUR COSMO!!!–prompted by your icon; I was an industrial-strength fan in the late 80’s. (I understand that, given the success of Voltron: Legendary Defender, Netflix is rebooting Saint Seiya/Knights of the Zodiac; any thoughts?)

Godzilla Roberts
Godzilla Roberts
1 year ago

I’m really misusing my woman money if I end up having to beg to make ends meet all the time. Funny how that works.

Teabug
Teabug
1 year ago

“Everyone is always nice to them because they’re female”.
Sure. It’s not as if I and absolutely every girl and woman I’ve met over the years in psychiatric and CPS/foster care system have their own accounts of horrific sexual abuse with their perpetrators never being brought to justice, despite these being the people supposed to help and support them and the other vulnerable members of society in their care. Oh, wait…

Meteor
1 year ago

Weirwood: thank you for your service.

Genjones
Genjones
1 year ago

Oh, with this “society treats you like a princess” bullshit again.

I’ve had a pretty shitty life. I don’t talk to my family, keep any yearbooks or think back on my childhood with any nostalgia because it was all a huge shitshow. I was abused both at home and at school, and it groomed me for abusive relationships because it was my normal. Now even in my thirties when I know better and don’t take shit, I still have such huge trust issues that I am very averse to making even casual friends and have become introverted to the point of being agoraphobic. I just go to work and go home. And yes, I HAVE to work, because if I counted on the men in my life, their failure would pull me down like cement shoes.

I haven’t been posting on here in a long time because I’ve been seriously depressed.

Daddy longarms
Daddy longarms
1 year ago

Okay, so I’m not a lady, but i used to live as one, and i have real symmetric features, had an eating disorder and hid behind a mask of pretty dresses, high heels and light makeup. I was a super hot lady, is what I’m saying.

So i was basically always poor, though most of the time i had a semblance of a roof and access to food and running water. But I was homeless for a period. I worked all sorts of terrible, underpaid, dangerous jobs out of desperation. Lot of work. I did once save up to go to a far away country for school for a month, but it was my own money and only once.

I got a lot of offers from men, that’s true. But then i was a tiny, skinny, scared twenty year old lady with a really pretty face in a really pretty dress. The sort of men who offered me sex, were the sort of men who were into that look and approached me on the street, as i was a lonely introvert without friends, and only ever met people when i was going from place to place our working outside. I did not have sex with these men, except the one who forced me when i was homeless and he let me sleep on his floor. I now spend (my own) money and time and energy on therapy to get over that experience.

Now, as a fat, non binary, short and purple haired, mentally healthy, drag queen makeup wearing human, i do slut around town. The people joining me in this sluttery are anything but men, they are all very nice, I’m very nice, i still don’t have large amounts of money, but if i saved up i could probably go somewhere exotic. I hate heat, though. I own a cat, which makes me pretty happy, but none of this is really a millionaire life style.. dunno.

Anyway, rant over and i guess this also makes for a weird introduction. Hello fellow humans! I’ve been reading for years

rugbyyogi
rugbyyogi
1 year ago

Yep, I get to travel to exotic locales and have non-stop sex in one – I go to Essex, sometimes Sussex and occasionally Middlesex. Rarely make it to Wessex, but I did hit that just before Christmas.

Lifestyles of the rich and famous it ain’t. But there is an instagram feed and a podcast, which even my partner refuses to listen to.

Pie
Pie
1 year ago

@Lainy

lmao okay buddo what ever you need to tell yourself. it’s 2019. not 1919. I’m sure 90% of women work some sort of paying job.

Thank you. I meant to type 1819 but I made a typo. I know poor women have always worked

I know I’m preaching to the choir here, but the only women who got treated like princesses were actual princesses. Everyone else worked. If it wasn’t a job working for someone else, then you got to be a housekeeper, cook, cleaner, seamstress and nursemaid for the family you were expected to produce, and in return you might get a roof over your head and enough funds from your husband to pay for all the food and consumables you’d need. If you weren’t that lucky, you’d have to do all the housekeeping work and try and find a way to get more money. It doesn’t really matter which century you put before the “19”, really.

@Snowberry

It wasn’t any different in 1919. Now if you were a middle-class white woman circa 1945-1980 then maybe you could get away with not working.

See above regarding “not working”.

Kat, ambassador of the feminist government in exile
Kat, ambassador of the feminist government in exile
1 year ago

@Lainy, @Snowberry

– they don´t have to work if they don´t want to. Hubby will betabuxxx.

lmao okay buddo what ever you need to tell yourself. it’s 2019. not 1919. I’m sure 90% of women work some sort of paying job.

It wasn’t any different in 1919. Now if you were a middle-class white woman circa 1945-1980 then maybe you could get away with not working.

My late mother was born in 1919. She got married in 1945 and, upon her new husband’s orders, quit her job as a registered nurse.

In 1962, because she was tired of the way her husband (my father) withheld money — and also, in my opinion, because she was tired of my father’s constant constant constant belittlement and his intermittent physical abuse and because she needed a place where she would receive tangible and intangible rewards for her efforts — she returned to work.The shit hit the fan — and it kept hitting the fan for years.

My mother, however, stayed strong and she stayed in her job until she turned 65.

So yeah, my mother didn’t have to work for pay (such as it was). She could have stayed home. She could have died a little more each day.

Kat, ambassador of the feminist government in exile
Kat, ambassador of the feminist government in exile
1 year ago

@Genjones

I haven’t been posting on here in a long time because I’ve been seriously depressed.

I’m glad to see you posting again. My history is similar to yours, and I can relate to your feelings of alienation.

All best wishes.

Kat, ambassador of the feminist government in exile
Kat, ambassador of the feminist government in exile
1 year ago

The average woman lives a life comparable to a good looking male billionaire

Wrong, guy on the Internet. Do your research!

All women are good-looking (hell, gorgeous) billionaires. And that whole “murder” thing (boo-hoo) is just for fun. We don’t take it seriously.

Amtep
Amtep
1 year ago

The incel is not saying murder is bad, mind you. He’s just envious of the people who get away with it easily.

Mish of the Catlady Ascendancy

Isn’t this basically our old friend NWO Slave? Didn’t he used to say that women could just sit in the street crying and people would throw money at them?

@Daddy longarms
That was quite the introduction! *waves happily*

Gijoel
Gijoel
1 year ago

The average woman lives a life comparable to a good looking male billionaire

I know a fair number of women in my life. Not one of them has called a British diver a pedo, much less launch a Tesla to Mars.

Sheila Crosby
1 year ago

Well I constantly travel to the supermarket. Also the kitchen, if that counts.

People are mostly nice to me since I’m nice to them, but I notice some men interrupt me and talk over me and generally act like I’m not there.

The only thing I’ve killed is boredom, and I didn’t even get community service.

But all of this will change when I finally finish my robot army and take over the world! Bwa-ha-ha!

Crip Dyke
1 year ago

@Full Metal Ox:

Yep. Baked it myself. For the past year or so, whenever I could get near an oven I’ve been baking bread. I’ve never been able to make a good focaccia, though, until the last couple weeks.

I used the recipe from the woman who does the Netflix show, “Salt, Fat, Acid, Heat”. Here’s the recipe page for the “Fat” episode.

I’ve found that you can use everyday olive oil in the baking recipe without much loss in flavor or general amazingness. When it comes to the olive oil you baste on top after it comes out of the oven? That’s when I use a bit of the better olive oil I got for my birthday.

In anywise, homemade focaccia a la Crip Dyke has become a thing, and I’m never going to stop making it. It is soooooooo good.

Pretty soon, though, I’m going to have to experiment with using some wheat flour in place of some of the white. If I’m really going to make a 2-pound focaccia this often, I’m going to have to make it more nutritious than it currently is.

Buttercup Q. Skullpants
Buttercup Q. Skullpants
1 year ago

It’s true. As a self-made womillionaire, I spend my days making tone-deaf comments to the media about why federal workers don’t just get a loan to feed their families during the shutdown, and peeing naked around a bonfire with other captains of industry at Bohemian Gro…oh wait. I’m not allowed in.

Gaebolga
Gaebolga
1 year ago

This whole screed about women is a very obviously him projecting his fantasy life onto his concept of Woman and getting really jealous about it.

And he doesn’t even realize how transparent he is.

Full Metal Ox
1 year ago

@Crip Dyke:

My best friend has had a similar training arc with injera, fine-tuning fermentation times, ratios of liquid to flour, and ratios of teff to wheat; it’s taken her about a year to achieve satisfaction.

(She acquired the taste when we decided that an Ethiopian meal out was just the thing to follow a theater viewing of Black Panther*–shoutout to Nanyea’s Cafe in Dayton, Ohio.)

*Which, incidentally, is up for seven Oscar nominations–including Best Picture.

Crip Dyke
1 year ago

@Full Metal Ox:

I love the Ethiopian flavor palate, but it’s been hard for me to find vegan Ethiopian dishes at restaurants. So I’m reduced to making decidedly-not-traditional versions of a couple Ethiopian dishes at home.

It’s much more common for me to cook SE Asian or Indonesian inspired dishes, with some more traditional dal or other dishes when I have the time to cook truly from scratch (as opposed to subbing in a blob of curry paste where the recipe calls instead for mixing dry spices, fresh ginger, etc) or just make pizza dough, grate some cheese and throw on some of this week’s sauce (I make a vat of pasta/pizza tomato sauce 1x/week or so to be used on those nights when I just don’t feel up to doing real cooking).

doethreetwoone
doethreetwoone
1 year ago

I’ll make sure to remind my wife of how luxurious her lifestyle is after she has spent the week keeping our small humans alive by herself for 9 hours a day, our house in some semblance of order, our finances approaching something like balanced, and juggling the various familial and social commitments we have, all the while taking on more than her share of the family’s emotional labour. I think Friday night, when she’s at her most exhausted, would be a good time for this talk.

On an unrelated note, anyone know a good family law lawyer?

Citerior Motive
Citerior Motive
1 year ago

Literally none of those things are true of me.

ellesar
ellesar
1 year ago

Maybe he should stop using vintage copies of Playboy as his sole source if he wants to have any veracity to his claims about how average women actually live.

Scildfreja Unnyðnes
Scildfreja Unnyðnes
1 year ago

<3 Genjones, even if you aren't commenting much you're always part of the fambly here. You go ahead and take whatever time you need, and it's great to hear from you when you can. I hope your depression passes easily!

Welcome, @Daddy longarms! You sound like an adventurer. Sympathies for the rough parts, but it sounds like you’re climbing those mountains as they appear. You’re doin’ good!

Catalpa
Catalpa
1 year ago

Wait, I’m having nonstop sex with the hottest members of the opposite sex? Someone should have told me, I would have put my book down. They must think I’m terribly rude for not noticing.

Yutolia the Green Hash Pronoun Boner
Yutolia the Green Hash Pronoun Boner
1 year ago

Wait, male billionaires are on food stamps and Medicaid and live off $217 cash a month? Who knew?!?!

Podkayne Lives
Podkayne Lives
1 year ago

Once again, I have to ask, don’t these guys know any women in real life? I don’t even mean friends, but they must have moms and sisters and coworkers, if they have jobs, and see women behind the counter at fast food joints and whatever. Like, if what they’re describing is true, the middle- and working-class sectors of America would be devoid of women.

K.S.
K.S.
1 year ago

Incels really need to stop looking at the carefully curated fantasy of Instagram models and assuming it’s how women live.

Miri
Miri
1 year ago

As an introvert and a sex-repulsed ace, the “lots of friends” and “non-stop sex” aren’t something I di a lot, but I definitely love going on a killing spree whenever.

Phaos
Phaos
1 year ago

No lie definitely the billionaire lifestyle I’ll lead and not extra courage from some external sources that have caused me to start making some affirmative steps in my life wrt my gender identity.

Full Metal Ox
1 year ago

Wait a minute…as a being tantamount to a good-looking male billionaire, why am I wasting my time on the Carnival Cruise Carrousel when I could be running around in a fancy costume with high-tech gadgetry FIGHTING EVIL! (And, by daylight, rekindling the tech industry in my Rust Belt hometown–which used to be a STEM Mecca–and cleaning up the bonbon mines so that men not even old enought to receive AARP junk mail don’t have to gasp out their lives from chocolate lung.)