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MRAs and MGTOWs are outraged that Jeff Bezos may only be the FOURTH richest man in the world after his divorce

By David Futrelle

Feminists, in addition to eating babies and occasionally saying mean things about dudes on Twitter, actually do a lot of distinctly unglamorous and often unappreciated work providing help to people who are suffering. They staff crisis hotlines, build and run domestic violence shelters that provide services for women and men, work to provide menstrual products to poor girls so that they can go to school, that sort of thing.

Men’s Right Activists and so-called “Men Going Their Own Way,” by contrast, seem to spend most of their time looking for excuses to post angry rants about women online.

Currently they’re working themselves into a lather over Jeff Bezos’ divorce, outraged that the Amazon CEO — a guy whose cartoonishly inhumane workplace practices compel many of his warehouse workers to literally pee in bottles so they won’t get penalized for taking a break — may lose so much of his money in his upcoming divorce that he’ll be reduced to being only the world’s FOURTH wealthiest billionaire.

Also, some of the MGTOWs have some, well, interesting thoughts about penises, and Jeff Bezos’ penis in particular. We’ll get to those in a moment. But first:

In the Men’s Rights subreddit, the busiest MRA forum on the internet, a post with the title “Richest Woman on Earth Did Nothing but Marry the Richest Man on Earth” has garnered an impressive 756 upvotes, at last count, despite the fact that its central claim is not, in fact, true. (MacKenzie Bezos cofounded Amazon and worked at the then-startup for a time.)

It’s not that Men’s Rights Redditors feel particularly sorry for Jeff Bezos, what with him being the world’s richest man and all. But many were clearly thrilled at the chance to denounce another divorcing women as a golddigger with a heart of ice, though they didn’t always word it quite so politely.

“[S]he didn’t earn any of it and she has to live knowing that he was the one who earned it,” complained a Redditor called ActionJackson in another Men’s Rights subreddit thread on the divorce. “[S]he just gets it because she’s a greedy bitch.”

“What a piece of shit gold digging c*nt fuck her,” added Literally_A_Gorilla in yet another MR subreddit thread.

A commenter called Christi_Tanese directed similarly spirited invective towards Jeff Bezos, crowing that a costly divorce would be poetic justice indeed for a man she blamed for “sponsor[ing] and entire media empire that openly sides with feminazis and hates on men,” and declaring that she hoped

all the idiots that shilled for feminists get destroyed by their women! Each fucker that hated on other men deserve this.

When young men get arrested for false accusations from scorned idiot women or scumbag THOTS, when adult men get divorce-raped in courts and lose their house, kids and income in favor of a cheater wife that never worked a year in her life, when all the society sees men as vile creatures, and these men with their power and their media empires attack MRAs…. then THEY DESERVE A WORLD OF SHIT!

And the most poetic and karma type of shit is to get screwed by women and by the anti-men system they supported and promoted.

Despite the vitriol, there were a surprising number of Reddit MRAs unwilling to bash MacKenzie, with some noting that she was involved in Amazon’s founding and others pointing out that Jeff was the one who was having an affair. (FWIW, though Jeff has been seeing a married Fox News anchor for some months, it’s not altogether clear if he was actually cheating on his wife; the divorce announcement noted that they were splitting after “a trial separation” and a “long period of loving exploration.”)

Meanwhile, in the Men Going Their Own Way subreddit, where the regulars have already devoted more than two dozen threads to the topic, the reaction has not been quite so measured. While most have little sympathy for Jeff — they see him as a “blue-pilled cuck” and a “simp” for being married in the first place — their hatred towards MacKenzie, and their outrage over the money she likely will be getting, is even more vitriolic than that of their MRA peers.

“The biggest gold digging c*nt ever,” declared one MGTOW Redditor. “[A] money grubbing leech,” offered another.

“All that she did was open her legs for the right man and not be a fatty,” complained a MGTOW called Blueu2.

Wildfireboat, meanwhile, suggested it was a different sexual act that had garnered her her pending windfall. “Amazing how rich women become after wrapping their mouths around a cock,” he joked.

They weren’t the only MGTOWs with sex, and penises, on their minds.

“She is the Warren Buffett of the divorce [rapes] haha,” laughed PubliusVirgilius.

Made an “investment” 25 years ago and now is cashing out. Now she will ride lots of Chad cocks.

Bi0lizard agreed:

I’m willing to bet she’ll be banging some 20-30’s year olds young hard cock before the ink is dry on the divorce papers!

“Now she’s day trading cocks instead of stocks,” joked MuaadDibJihad. “How many pool boy dicks does she have in every orifice right now?” replied LimousineLibtard. “A LOT.”

Other MGTOW Redditors, somewhat unexpectedly, suggested they might themselves be willing to engage with billionaire penis if if meant they could have some of those billions themselves.

“I don’t have a gay bone in my body,” offered SdotFray28,

but shiiiiit for $138 billion, I’ma be Jeff Bezos new wife, his nanny, barber, priest, confidant, council, best friend, driver, bodyguard, Butler, maid, toe nail clipper, cuz I know I’m about to have the meanest come up . 🤣😂🤣😂

Superfunpartytime15 replied:

Yeah. Whatever to these dudes saying they wouldn’t suck a dick for money. Wait till some guy has a billion dollar check in one hand and his cock in the other.

Yes, I’m sure this is something that happens to men on the MGTOW subreddit on a daily basis.

Naturally, numerous other MGTOWs jumped into the thread to make clear, in no uncertain terms, that they wouldn’t put a penis in their mouth no matter how much money they were offered. Some got rather heated about it.

“Consider this,” wrote metallicdrama.

Someone offers you One Trillion Dollars! To suck a big fat cock. Once. You do it. You say to yourself it’s a trillion dollars! You do it. You pretend to love it because you have to. … You hate yourself but you keep going because you also keep telling yourself a trillion dollars.

He really seems to have thought this exceedingly unlikely scenario through, huh.

The whole rest of your life you have to live with what you did. Does a trillion dollars make up for it? I say no. You’ll just burn money trying to make it worthwhile but it never will be.

He’s thought about it … a lot.

Every time a woman sucks you off you’ll remind yourself you sucked cock. You will never be able to enjoy receiving a blow job from a woman again. Your life will always be tainted by that. The only way to salvage your life is to put that money into a trust and give yourself a TBI [Traumatic Brain Injury] and hope you don’t remember.

Wow.

Another MGTOW Redditor responded with one of the few sensible comments I have ever seen in all the years I’ve spent reading the MGTOW subreddit.

If sucking a dick would bother you that much, you’ve got some fucking problems, holy shit. Talk about insecurity.

Apparently MGTOWs have extremely high standards not only when it comes to trillionaire cock but also when it comes to sexual acts of any kind, at least if their comments about Jeff’s new girlfriend, former news anchor and So You Think You Can Dance host Lauren Sanchez. Here are the two of them at the Golden Globes the other night.

Reddit’s MGTOWs have collectively decreed that she is not all that, and are baffled and angry that the world’s richest man, rather than “banging” a succession of 18-year-olds, has instead opted to canoodle with what MGTOW Redditor NathanHollister called a “post-wall used up whore” who, at 49, is actually a year older than his soon-to-be-ex-wife. “Jesus,” Nathan added,

if it’s costing you $70 billion to lose your wife at least replace her with a hot little piece of ass. He can afford SOOO much better.

Other MGTOW Redditors shared this assessment of Sanchez. “[H]is new bitch is butt ugly,” sniffed Older_Miggy, who presumably has himself aged like fine wine.

But at least none of them — at least in the comments that I read — suggested actually murdering her, a courtesy Reddit’s MGTOWs did not extend to MacKenzie Bezos. More than a few hinted, none too subtly, that Jeff would probably save a lot of money if he were to have MacKenzie — his wife of 25 years and the mother of his children — quietly, er, disappeared. “With all that money couldn’t he make the problem ‘go away'” asked someone called curiouslyengaged. “Make it look like an accident,” suggested Senip69.

Others thought it was the rest of the women in America who should suffer. “This is why we need Sharia Law,” wrote eja_cool8. “No but seriously, this is why women are ruining the West.”

One MGTOW, though, had an explanation for the divorce that set aside such macro issues as the dangers of “divorce rape” and “women ruining the west” to focus on a micro issue — the fact that Jeff Bezos, standing 5′ 7″, is a couple of inches shorter than the average American man.”He’s a manlet,” LogicalAnswers flatly declared, “so it was just a matter of time.”

MGTOWs are well and truly dedicated to being wrong and horrible about every single thing in the world.

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rv97
1 year ago

Now if only I didn’t need big companies like Amazon and Google to give me DRM-free music. There’s Bandcamp, but eventually, there will come a time that my favourite music from last decade will vanish as streaming may be the only means to listening to music.

Aside from that the Amazon employees need another job – fast.

Weird (and tired of trumplings) Eddie
Weird (and tired of trumplings) Eddie
1 year ago

Whatever…

I honestly don’t care what these idiots think of either party to the divorce. I honestly don’t care about the divorce. I’ve never even SEEN an episode of “Real Housewives of Silicon Valley”

Chris Oakley
1 year ago

Personally I’m more concerned about the dick pics than Bezos’ net worth. If I were on the Amazon board of directors, I’d be pushing VERY hard for a new CEO.

kupo
kupo
1 year ago

@rv97
Cool cool cool. As long as people’s labor is being exploited for your benefit, you’re fine with it.

Wwaxwork
Wwaxwork
1 year ago

Remind me again how she made him have an affair & ruin their marriage?

Mexican Hot Chocolate
Mexican Hot Chocolate
1 year ago

There are legitimate reasons to criticize Bezos and Amazon (harsh working conditions, the much publicized raise doesn’t apply to contract labor, for example) but his divorce isn’t one of them. These jokers should do themselves a favor and look up the concept of community property.

weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee

I wondered how the manosphere would take this news. On the one hand, as Trump fans, they have to hate Jeff Bezos. On the other hand, women are bad and evil. Quite a conundrum!

Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
1 year ago

“This is why we need Sharia Law,”

Not sure they’d like that either.

In sharia law, the groom pays the bride something called a mahr.

That’s a sum of money and/or other property. It immediately becomes the wife’s irrecoupable property; and she gets to keep it if there’s a divorce.

(English courts generally uphold such arrangments as a species of pre-nup)

Moggie
Moggie
1 year ago

I don’t care how troubled your marriage is, nobody should be seeing anyone from Fox News. That’s over the line.

Jane Done
Jane Done
1 year ago

@Alan Robertshaw

Not sure they’d like that either.

They wouldn’t like anything. These people are so delusional they desire a patriarchal state magnitudes more corrupt and vicious than has ever existed in history yet magically without any of the downsides for mediocre, lazy guys like themselves. Even dictators have to at least try a little.

OT, but speaking of delusional, the president is getting worse and worse every month, yet what’s most terrifying of all is how angry the right is with him for not being ludicrous enough. It seems like there is no way of stopping things from getting ugly in a big, international way, especially with authoritarianism and fascism on the rise globally.

travel4066
travel4066
1 year ago

MRA’s: I don’t see why women are so serious about date rape/marital rape. It would be uncomfortable for a while but women should just suck it up and get over it. They’re basically getting coerced then changing their minds, making up the rape later on… those dumb bitches, grrrrr!

Also MRA’s: If I sucked a dick while coerced by a billion/trillion dollars it would destroy my ability to enjoy anything ever again for the rest of my life!!! My only hope would be a severe case of retrograde amnesia!!!

Weird (and tired of trumplings) Eddie
Weird (and tired of trumplings) Eddie
1 year ago

@ Wwaxwork:

Remind me again how she made him have an affair & ruin their marriage?

Just remember ir this way: “Women Bad, Men Good”

@ Jane Done:

It seems like there is no way of stopping things from getting ugly in a big, international way, especially with authoritarianism and fascism on the rise globally.

What scares me most about that is the religious fundamentalist idea thet “god will protect us, so we can break anything we want”

Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
1 year ago

@ Jane Done

Even dictators have to at least try a little

“You can’t rule the world in hiding. You’ve got to come out on the balcony sometimes and wave a tentacle.”

~ (4th) Doctor Who

KindaSortaHarmless
KindaSortaHarmless
1 year ago

@weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee

I wondered how the manosphere would take this news. On the one hand, as Trump fans, they have to hate Jeff Bezos. On the other hand, women are bad and evil. Quite a conundrum!

I was wondering about that. I’m not sure I’m happy to know the answer.

Susan
Susan
1 year ago

They man crisis hotlines

Sorry to be a pedant, DF, but how about they “staff” or “operate” or “keep open” or “run” crisis hotlines?

Valkyrine
Valkyrine
1 year ago

Ugh. “a hot little piece of ass”? The “little” in there just makes me gag, it’s so predatory. The rest of it is dehumazing shit too, but that’s the part that tells me this guy is one of those dudes who insist that they are “ephebophile” and that it’s totally normal.

Cat Mara
Cat Mara
1 year ago

I’m torn between finding it amusing or pathetic that these guys are incapable of conceiving of connecting with a woman on any level but the physical, and are apparently just flapping about in front of their computers going, “parp, parp, does not compute” with steam coming out of their ears…

PocketNerd
PocketNerd
1 year ago

Thus Spake ZaraValkyrine:

Ugh. “a hot little piece of ass”? The “little” in there just makes me gag, it’s so predatory. The rest of it is dehumazing shit too, but that’s the part that tells me this guy is one of those dudes who insist that they are “ephebophile” and that it’s totally normal.

Yah. The subtext seems to be “I don’t understand why he doesn’t just fly to some impoverished nation and rape 14-year-olds, because that’s what I’d do if I were rich enough. Because that’s totally normal.”

(Now please excuse me; after typing that I feel like I need a shower.)

Kevin
Kevin
1 year ago

@ Susan

My octogenarian dad’s take on a similar issue to the one you raise was that ‘staff/staffed/staffing’ would be the appropriate usage in a civilian context, with variations on ‘manned’ being more appropriate to military contexts. I’m aware that time has passed since he was taught that, and developments have overtaken the latter part of it.

Valkyrine
Valkyrine
1 year ago

@PocketNerd
What does “Zara” mean? @.@

CarrieV
CarrieV
1 year ago

I absolutely love when highly successful men do the exact opposite of what MRAs/MGTOWs insist to be the only right way to be successful.

I also love when they say that this or that reason puts a woman past The Wall and ergo she’ll never have a chance at ever, ever, ever getting dick again, then they whine when these post-wall trollops only get better and better dick.

*Sorry to use callous language, I was trying to kind of mirror them and their callous language.

kupo
kupo
1 year ago

@Kevin

I’m aware that time has passed since he was taught that, and developments have overtaken the latter part of it.

Then why bring it up? It has changed. The appropriate term is no longer “manned”. Period.

Kat, ambassador of the feminist government in exile
Kat, ambassador of the feminist government in exile
1 year ago

I love it when the manosphere puts their authoritarian spin on a news story. Who (at least seemingly) has the power? A white man? Yay!

Not a white man? Let’s use hateful language to describe this person! Yay!

Dalillama
Dalillama
1 year ago

@Valkyrine
Faux-pretentiousness. Thus Spoke Zarathusa is a Nietzche book.

PocketNerd
PocketNerd
1 year ago

What Dalillama said. If it’s annoying, I’ll knock it off.

Citerior Motive
Citerior Motive
1 year ago

“I don’t have a gay bone in my body.”

I’m sure you can find one if you’re unhappy about that.

Citerior Motive
Citerior Motive
1 year ago

The title alludes to Zarathustra (better known in the West by the Greek version of his name, Zoroaster), the founder and prophet of the ancient Iranian religion of Zoroastrianism, which is probably the earliest still-existing monotheistic religion on Earth.

Freddie Mercury was a Zoroastrian, although I think not a very observant one.

tim gueguen
1 year ago

These guys just don’t get that some men don’t want to sleep with 18 year olds forever. Bezos may think the idea of having sex with a college girl at his age makes as much sense as wearing the Japanese kanji T shirt he wore as a Princeton freshman.

Bina
1 year ago

Even when something literally has fuck-all to do with feminism, these feces-fellators just somehow find a way to make it about feminism. Never mind that it’s actually all about some dude Going His Own Way, apparently with his (purportedly quite large) dick leading the way.

And even if what they said about his soon-to-be-ex having done nothing to earn half his cash were true (it’s not; she helped him build that business, so she’s fully entitled to half of it), there’s still the fact that she put up with his shit for 25+ years. And community property laws, which pre-date the feminist no-fault divorce revolution of the 1970s, and which would give her half regardless of whether she “earned” it or not.

But somehow, none of that registers with these self-styled superior men.

They are truly beyond hope and repair.

Mayu Kitsune
Mayu Kitsune
1 year ago

Leave it to men rights activists to look at a man who might be killing his workers (Who as men rights activists will scream might be mostly men) and who totally didn’t earn his wealth, and then accuse his wife instead of being the unworthy earner of wealth (with of course no mention of the workers because mens right activists most likely actually hate working class men but pretend to like them as another excuse to shit on women)

Meteor
1 year ago

Both of the parties knew what the divorce laws were before they got married.

If dude had an affair, he knew what he was doing.

jone
jone
1 year ago

The pics in this blog are the first time I noticed Bezos has half an eyelid on one eye.

He reminds me of “grocery clerk with half an eyelid!”

Crazy ex girlfriend is the show, if you have yet to see. Rachael Bloom. It’s probably the only truly feminist show I’ve ever seen, written by a woman, and it’s hilarious.

It might be the best thing ever. I would hope in 10 years this will no longer be true because feminist shows will be the norm, but reality has lowered my expectations continuously.

jone
jone
1 year ago

@tim gueguen

These guys just don’t get that some men don’t want to sleep with 18 year olds forever. Bezos may think the idea of having sex with a college girl at his age makes as much sense as wearing the Japanese kanji T shirt he wore as a Princeton freshman.

They do indeed keep missing the point there.

bluecat
bluecat
1 year ago

Welp.

There are a lot of men out there spending a lot of their time thinking about murdering women.

Tripoli
Tripoli
1 year ago

Hundreds of thousands of men who are being essentially enslaved by Amazon, who deserve the money infinitely more than either one of the divorcing couple, and yet the real victim is Jeff Bezos’s dick.

Gotta love those Men’s Rights Activists.

rv97
1 year ago
Reply to  kupo

Looks like I’m going to have to go pirate music then. What else do you recommend?

rv97
1 year ago
Reply to  Tripoli

Yeah, conservatism cares little about the underdog.

kupo
kupo
1 year ago

@rv97
The solution to “it’s difficult to find this product in a format I like” is not “I should steal it, then.” I don’t have suggestions for you. I’m just saying it’s weird to comment about how they’re an abusive employer but oh well, they provide a product you like.

Also, please don’t comment inline. It causes the comments section to break.

rv97
1 year ago

@kupo acknowledged, and thanks for responding promptly since I ignored this thread quite quickly. I can still use Google Play Music to buy DRM-free music, but I have my issues with Google, namely YouTube and Google Images. I mostly use Amazon now for computer hardware and at one time some DVDs, since sadly, I’ve had a somewhat better overall experience buying that than through eBay. I also couldn’t find the DVDs on eBay.

Buttercup Q. Skullpants
Buttercup Q. Skullpants
1 year ago

Mackenzie Bezos did exactly what MGTOW are always saying young women are “supposed” to do: pass up bad-boy Chad and the cock carousel in favor of the ordinary-looking guy with the decent job. No bon-bon eating for her, either: she worked as an accountant for Amazon in the early days and negotiated their first freight contract with Barnes & Noble. She wasn’t even the one who “branch swung” to a new partner, and yet somehow she’s still a hypergamous gold-digger. And now he’s (horrors!!) dating an accomplished post-wall woman!

MGTOWs get so flamingly angry when the real world fails to uphold their Red Pill biotroofs. Even when married couples are proving them wrong right in front of them, they still insist that all relationships follow the same template, even when they clearly don’t. They’re a modern-day version of Procrustes, proposing that we should kill women, stretch common sense, and chop up society to fit their stubborn, antiquated egos.

@travel4066:

Also MRA’s: If I sucked a dick while coerced by a billion/trillion dollars it would destroy my ability to enjoy anything ever again for the rest of my life!!! My only hope would be a severe case of retrograde amnesia!!!

That’s a great point. Penises ruin everything they touch, forever, but then they don’t see what the big deal about rape is. Why can’t women just get over it in five minutes and move on?

Surplus to Requirements, Observer of the Vast Blight-Wing Enstupidation
Surplus to Requirements, Observer of the Vast Blight-Wing Enstupidation
1 year ago
LindsayIrene
LindsayIrene
1 year ago

It’s totally that Laren Sanchez is objectively an uggo, not that those grapes are sour, nosirree!

Nicholas C Kiddle
Nicholas C Kiddle
1 year ago

“Divorce-raped”

I somehow managed to miss that delightful term. So a court decision that isn’t overwhelmingly in your favour is the same as a sexual violation? Are they trying to trivialise rape, overstate their own suffering, or a little of each?

As far as their disturbingly detailed hypotheticals about sucking dick are concerned, all I can say is I’m happy to be a bi dude. Remembering times I sucked dicks has never spoiled getting mine sucked at all. If anything it’s enhanced it.

kupo
kupo
1 year ago

Are they trying to trivialise rape, overstate their own suffering, or a little of each?

Yes.

Full Metal Ox
1 year ago

The question that these what-would-you-do-for-a-Klondike-bar thought experiments consistently fail to address, and the instinctive response I’d have to such an offer: “Exactly why is a one-night stand with me (especially if I’m not conventionally regarded as attractive) worth a gazillion dollars–and WHAT’S THE CATCH, because I refuse to believe there isn’t one?”

Austin G Loomis
1 year ago

These people are so delusional they desire a patriarchal state magnitudes more corrupt and vicious than has ever existed in history yet magically without any of the downsides for mediocre, lazy guys like themselves.

So Byron Hall is their spirit guide. (See link to review of his “classic” RPG from another time, another land.)

Surplus to Requirements, Observer of the Vast Blight-Wing Enstupidation
Surplus to Requirements, Observer of the Vast Blight-Wing Enstupidation
1 year ago

WHAT’S THE CATCH, because I refuse to believe there isn’t one?

The catch is, there’ll be video taken.

And later it will be used to blackmail you.

Into running for President.

And once elected you’ll be expected to repeal some Russia sanctions and do a few other little foreign-policy favors.

Shadowplay
1 year ago

So Byron Hall is their spirit guide.

Reading the review and … I can’t breathe.

Full Metal Ox
1 year ago

@ ru97:

(Warning: the holes in my cybereducation will be on display.) Google Images’ change in search sequencing has actually made it harder, in at least one respect, to credit content creators, particularly if we’re talking the sort of image that’s been all over Pinterest, Iheartit, and bygone sites like Layoutsparks and Peperoncity: when a Google Image search took you directly to the image URL, you could then use that to run a More Sizes search; following the results to their respective websites and comparing dates (sometimes with recourse to the Wayback Machine) could help determine who’d posted that rain .gif or Basement Cat first.. Nowadays they’ll direcu you to the website, but a search for other occurrences of an image requires the image URL.

@Austin G. Loomis:

Was Byron Hall by any chance the perpetrator of F.A.T.A.L.? The game with rolls for penis size (one each for length and circumference), and hundreds of pages of incantations searched-and-replaced only to vary the name of the demon lord addressed, and cursed armors that transformed the user into one of several insulting racial stereotypes? The game that had the air of having been written by Eric Cartman?