If women want equality, they need to stop wearing makeup, MGTOW political theorist contends

By David Futrelle

You, in your foolish ignorance, may believe that men and women — and everyone else besides — deserve equal rights, because, at the end of the day, we are all human beings.

But such a belief fails to take into the incalculable advantages such faux “equality” gives to women, who use the diabolical power of, er, makeup to bamboozle and exploit men by, er, looking all pretty and shit.

This, in any case, is the powerful case set forth by the eminent political philosopher *checks notes* Some Random Dude on the Internet.

“Ladies want equality? Stop wearing makeup!” the anonymous philosopher declared in a post on the MGTOW.com message boards, where the assembled Men Going Their Own Way have many strong opinions about women despite very loudly and publicly claiming that they are “going their own way,” away from women, and that they really don’t spend any time thinking about icky girl stuff at all.

“Why can’t women be more like us and stop wearing makeup?” he demanded.

Lets see the ladies start taking big manly steps toward equality and stop doing things of no real value! …

The difference between men and women is as plain as the makeup on “their” face!

They’re just like clowns and all MGTOW know it! A game to attract the largest wallet with cash and prizes disposing all the rest while aiming for the highest turnover rate, like a lotto junkie scratching tickets!

They work for hours on their external appearance, and no time on the internal, whereas men are exact opposite!

You ladies are invited to come over to our side of thinking if you want a real challenge and real equality!

Until then, I’m not part of the rotating stock pile of men orbiting your public toilet pussy.

In case you’re wondering what it looks like when something orbits around a pussy, this gif might help.

Anonymous Dude’s mini-manifesto received a mixed reaction from his compatriots on MGTOW.com.

Some immediately saw the wisdom of his argument. “[A]n excellent point re fake up,” wrote someone called MGTaoist, “any woman claiming they want equality should be ashamed to wear it.”

A commenter called Zarathustra spake:

I think this is one of the smartest posts I have read in a while. Makeup belies the whole problem. If women wanted genuine equality then they would be willing (even if unable) to pull their fair share. But when they wear make-up to enhance their sex appeal (whether you agree it works or not) it sends a the message they prioritize using their sex appeal to get men to do the pulling.

But not all the assembled MGTOWs agreed. Some felt that women without makeup were just too ugly to contemplate. (Is this not a form of oppression itself?) And one churlish fellow noted that men could always wear makeup themselves.

Anonymous Dude was having none of it. “Please, don’t refer to them as men!” he retorted.

They’re Manginas! Feminized men!

Remember, it’s all an experiment initiated by social engineers that were cloned for many decades and nourished by the liberal Marxist education regime.

I pity men that abandoned their masculinity in this ongoing experiment.

It’s an argument as powerful as his original one. Marxists have been pushing makeup for men from the beginning. Indeed, though few are aware of this, most of the third volume of Marx’s Capital consisted of advice to workingmen trying to find the right mascara for their eye color and skin tone. “The philosophers have only interpreted the world, in various ways,” Marx famously wrote in his Theses on Revlon. “The point, however, is to change your look in an instant with a kicky new lipstick!”

Little do the men seduced by this message realize that male makeup is the first step on the road to Manginocracy.

Clearly, no one should be wearing makeup. Random Dude on the Internet has spoken!

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