By David Futrelle
The best way to ask a random woman on the internet for feet pics is, of course, to NOT ask her for feet pics.
I’ve read a lot of screenshots of a lot of shitty interactions but the passive-aggressive chutzpah of this one kind of stopped me in my tracks.
Here’s a dude who’s either 1) using his grandfather’s cancer as an excuse to pester a woman for feet pics or 2) pretending his grandfather has cancer in order to get feet pics. I suppose option two is marginally better than option one, but they both fall into the category of “completely unacceptable.” It’s like deciding which kind of poop you want in your poop sandwich.
Dudes, if you’re doing anything even remotely like this in your interactions with women, you really need to take a long, hard look at your life. And if you still can’t imagine your life without feet pics, find a woman who is selling them, and pay her for her time and trouble. If you’re broke, there’s something called Google Image Search, which can give you as many pictures you could ever need of whatever particular body part or parts you fetishize.
I mean, Jesus Christ dudes, get it together.
H/T — Thanks to @twenty_yards on Twitter for sharing this message, which was sent to a female friend of his.
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