By David Futrelle
I found this in the MGTOW subreddit. And, no, it doesn’t make any more sense to me than I suspect it will to you.
I mean, first off, breasts don’t simply fall off when women get older. Yes, they may get a little droopier with age, but, trust me, MGTOW dudes, there are parts of you that are going to get a bit droopier as you get older too.
Also, I’m not sure that George Washington makes much sense in a meme about temporary boobs. Temporary teeth, maybe.
But the MGTOWs were pleased with the meme, giving the post more than 500 upvotes and using it as an opportunity to talk about how boobs are actually terrible, at least if the woman attached to them is over the ripe old age of, er, 20.
Another MGTOW Redditor took the opportunity to talk shit about the boobs of the woman he is allegedly fucking.
It’s like sour grapes, but with tits. Sour tits.
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