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By David Futrelle
This Chad guy the incels talk about all the time? He’s apparently a very busy guy, devoting many hours a day, every day, to partying in his pants with virtually every woman who crosses his path, whether she’s a Stacey or not.
At least that’s what this guy says, and why would I doubt him?
Busy, busy, busy! Mr. Cuckboah here may be exaggerating a little for comedic effect, but I swear this is what a lot of these guys seem to literally believe.
Meg like in Family Guy Meg, perhaps?
It’s like some weird reboot/cover of Mambo No. 5….
A little bit of Stacy tonight….
A little bit of Lacy, all the time….
A little bit of Becky in the Sun….
A little bit of Meg, all night long….
….a little bit of her makes him a man….
….MAMBO NUMBER….FIIIIIIIIVVVVVVEEEEE….Point-0!
@WWTH:
Does he come down your chimney?
@reggie
Yes! He works tirelessly — beyond tirelessly! — to make incels’ fantasies come true. That’s why he’s a saint.
For “average person” do you mean “average testicle-haver”?
Vulva and clitoris havers can be a bit more multi-orgasmic.
Being one myself, I’d say 2 or 3 a day 5 or 6 times a week would be about right… most of those involving no other human beings, of course. But hey, sex with someone I love.
Also it can be a bit inhibiting to do-it-yourself when sharing a bed with sleeping partner, so likely I was more orgasmic (differently but pleasantly) when I was single. – ie for most of my life.
SantaChad will only deliver sex gifts if your stocking is hung at the right angle and has the correct minimum circumference. (He’s also making a Dark Triad list and a Cucked list, so you’d better watch out.)
@ buttercup
Well I don’t know about ‘wristcels’; but it’s certainly over for naughtylistcels.
I guess Meg’s the cute British shapeshifter….
….I confess that I always preferred her old costume (Left) but I guess folks figured the neck part was out-dated.
Is Chad lesbian as well? I mean what if a lady has lesbian fantasy sheChad can fulfill those as well.
Conclusion: Chad’s a gendershifter!
Chad’s like the migrants who can be employed, unemployed and raising 18 children all at the same time.
@Nerag:
Chad is Loki!
@Bluecat: can, but I wouldn’t say that’s the average. Something like 5%-25% of women have low orgasm success or chronic orgasm problems.
And then some women just have such overwhelming orgasms that more than one seems too exhausting most of the time.
Women are just more varied than men it seems.
“Not this particular Chad.” Never say never. Guy is in a band, after all. Or maybe that should be “band.”