By David Futrelle
It’s not just the incels who are utterly obsessed with the semen of other men. Nope. So are the (allegedly) voluntarily celibate guys who call themselves Men Going Their Own Way.
Despite their constant claims to no longer care for or about women, MGTOWs spend an inordinate amount of their time obsessing about all the sex they imagine these allegedly unimportant women are having with men, especially if it involves certain rather ordinary sexual activities that MGTOWs seem to have collectively decided are both super fun and deeply degenerate — like anal sex, or, perhaps even worse, blowjobs that involve the ingestion of a couple of milliliters of semen.
MGTOWs — like a lot of other misogynistic men who are deeply jealous of every man having more sex than them — have redefined the word “cuckold” to include pretty much any man who has sex with a woman who has ever had sex before. And this cuckery goes double, apparently, if the woman has ever had butt sex or swallowed.
It’s even worse if a guy actually goes and marries one of these degenerate anal and/or oral sex havers.
Take it away, irate guy in the MGTOW subreddit:
These guys — like many others in the manosphere — have thoroughly convinced themselves that any woman who has ever been with more than one man will be forever incapable of true love. Those slutty, slutty grapes are apparently very sour!
Dude, I’m pretty sure these women are more than capable of love. They’re just unable to love you. Because, seriously, who on earth could?
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You’d be surprised. That detail didn’t ring fake to me at all, because a lot of people wouldn’t consider what he did to her as a crime, and he was still under 18 at the time.
Several years ago, I had a large group of Twitter friends. One of the women & her husband needed a nanny to replace the one they’d had before. One of the other women suggested one of her daughters, who was just barely 18 and wasn’t sure what to do with her life next. So, the daughter goes halfway across the country to work for this Twitter friend. I should point out this women had kids under 5 and everyone loved her, thought she was great. Thought it was great her & her husband had started getting into polyamory/swinging and had saved their marriage by figuring out what they really needed. All was well for a few months, until they had a party at their house and the brother of this woman’s current boyfriend assaulted the nanny. Bad enough that she’d put this young woman, the daughter of a friend, at risk (not to mention her own children), but she flat out refused to admit any responsibility for it at all. All her posts were basically “woe is me” “it’s so awful this happened to me” “why is everyone mad at me, i’m the victim here”. Some of the “I’m a victim here” crap was because the parents of the young woman immediately got her the hell out of there & home so she could heal, so this woman was left without a nanny again.
She did absolutely nothing about getting the guy charged – because that might interfere with her relationship with his brother.
I stopped following her not long after she took her account private when so many people sided with the mother of the girl rather than her. I sometimes wonder about her kids and hope they’re safe.
So, all that to say that even when people know something is a crime, that happened in their own home, they don’t always report it.
K., I read that. As I’ve commented on the repost to IncelTears, the original comments had an interesting mix of ‘this is obviously fake’ to ‘I know a guy just like that!’. I’m undecided on whether or not to believe it, but I’m convinced that situations almost identical to it have happened and continue to happen.
Regarding maple syrup (which I love with a purple passion): back in the XIXth century, caviar and lobster were cheap and plentiful. For a variety of reasons, they are no longer either. I can imagine my son telling his grandchildren, “When I was your age, we bought that stuff by the bottle and poured it on pancakes!”
@Robert:
True, lobster used to be a poor person’s food. Lobster in the Canadian Maritimes used to be like potatoes for the Irish: the stuff the locals subsisted on while all the more ‘important’ stuff was sold to the foreign owners.
@ Skylalalalalalala:
There’s also the issue of what the poster thinks the local cops would take seriously as a crime, even if he knows what his son did was wrong – they might laugh it off with “boys will be boys” even if the guy’s own parents turn him in (probably the more likely scenario); conversely, they might arrest all adults in the household, or at least call CPS to take the daughter away from the parents who reported it.
@Jenora Feuer:
There’s a minor detail in a 1940s movie that fascinates/slightly annoys me: a scene takes place in Dr. Samuel Johnson’s house, by that time a museum – a guide is recounting that Dr. Johnson’s cat, Hodge, used to subsist on oysters (true) and that “many a time the great Doctor went without his own supper to provide Hodge with that delicacy,” which is wrongity wrong, because not only were Johnson’s finances reasonably stable by that time in his life, but oysters, at least the more common species, were the canned tuna of the eighteenth century. Dr. Johnson’s quirk was in going down to the fish market to buy them for Hodge himself, because he didn’t want to put his servants to such a menial task and possibly make them resent the cat. (Mind you, the guide then goes on to claim Johnson died “of gout. Just gout,” so possibly the audience is not meant to read him as completely accurate in his facts.
@Clever name here:
That I didn’t know, though I still think my interpretation could apply regardless of gender (even if the the manosphere would couch it in zombifying vagina-goo terms).
My late grandmother often told me that when she was a child, her mother would give the family smoked salmon for supper because it was so cheap and available – it was the no-brainer supper for when other things were too dear or there wasn’t time to do a better, “proper” meal.
She and her siblings used to complain about smoked salmon for supper again.
Wow, this is pretty gutsy to say.. how can one come to a conclusion like this so quickly??? We need to do a better job educating..