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Wait, is Jordan Peterson posting on the Incels.is forum now?

When you are definitely pooping regularly

By David Futrelle

Huh. I was poking around on the Incels.is forum today, looking to see what’s up in Incel-land, when I ran across this:

I try to poop but I just let out loud farts and then get constipated Thread starterSuperSaiyanGymcel Start dateYesterday at 8:48 PM SuperSaiyanGymcel SuperSaiyanGymcel Sandcel - Yesterday at 8:48 PM#1 Why?? This is worse in public bathrooms they hear my loud ass farts and expecting a dump I just walk up and go because I can’t let the shit out. Fuck constipation sucks!!

… Jordan Peterson? Is that you?

NOTE TO LITERAL-MINDED READERS: I AM JOKING; THIS IS A JOKE. THERE IS NO EVIDENCE THAT SUPERSAIYANGYMCEL IS JORDAN PETERSON.

This is really just an excuse for me to make a joke about his literally all-meat diet (meat, salt and water only) and to post the video below, in which he reveals that the diet has done wonders for his mood. (It’s the second video; Twitter embeds things weirdly. But the first video is good, too.)

I have no medical advice to give to either Mr. SuperSaiyanGymcel or Mr. Peterson, not being a medical doctor myself, but I will say that two things that have improved my life immeasurably are ANTIDEPRESSANTS and METAMUCIL.

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Full Metal Ox
2 years ago

@ Katamount; @Robert:

Celebrity chef and humanitarian Alexis Soyer, hearing of the hardships of Balaclava, went to the Crimean to assist Florence Nightingale and establish nutritional standards in field hospitals; in the process, he invented a portable field stove that I believe the British Army uses to this day and pioneered recipes and techniques for cooking on an institutional scale.

http://www.royalengineers.ca/recipes.html (Note the inclusion of several lemonade variants; barring the ersatz version made of citric and tartaric acid, that would’ve helped with the scurvy problem.)

Rabid Rabbit
Rabid Rabbit
2 years ago

@Emma

Yeah. I’ve never understood why the “Paleo” diet is supposed to be a good thing. People who lived in the Paleolithic era all died of colon cancer by the time they were thirty.