By David Futrelle
Just when I thought things couldn’t get any worse, some dude drops this bit of erotic fan fiction into the comments here:
Donald, is that you? (The dude’s #IP points to Poland, so probably not, but you never know.)
Assuming this didn’t come straight from The Donald himself — hey, he used to call up newspapers under a fake name to try to convince them that Madonna had the hots for him — I have a few thoughts.
Apparently MAGA now stands for “Make America Gag Again?”
Seriously, no one other than full-blown MAGAheads want to even think about Donald Trump having sex with anyone.
Indeed, Melania herself often seems to physically recoil from his touch. Look at these pictures and tell me with a straight face that these two have a happy sex life.
I mean, come on, dude, if you’re going to try to own the libs with your sexual fantasies about the Trumps, at least try to make them slightly more plausible than a Penthouse Letter.
Then again, it’s not clear if Mr. GreatBalls understands any better than President Grab Them By The Pussy himself that sex requires the consent of both partners. Seriously, dude, no man gets to have “whatever part” of his partner’s body “he wants, whenever he wants, however he wants,” no matter how much “dragon energy” he has.
For those of you feeling a bit queasy, here’s something of a brain cleanser.
https://twitter.com/m_yosry2012/status/1051149737863327745
Don’t be too harsh on the poor kitty. What happened the last time YOU tried to jump on top of the fridge?
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I can believe the thing about dragon energy. Grand Dragon was a Klan rank, iirc.
@thinwhiteduchess
Why would you pay tribute to Bowie with an offensive persona that he came to regret? What kind of tribute is that?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Thin_White_Duke#cite_note-13
Why do I need to remember that Trump and Melania have sex? (or don’t)
I do not understand why this means anything about anything.
Also, FYI, I try not to look at pictures of Trump because he genuinely makes me want to throw up. I hate his face and everything else about him. I hate how awful his suits are. I hate how orange he is. I hate how he does that constipated face when he wants to pretend he has a brain. I hate how he’s an abuser who publically degrades women. I hate how he clearly confuses arrogance and strength, so surrounds himself with blowhard assholes because he thinks being able to swear and shout means you’re tough. I hate that he has attracted all the other people who have the same delusion; I’ve had managers like that, being able to shout does not mean you’re good at your job, Donald, you’re such a deludinoid. I hate how CRAP he is at being president, he’s just rubbish, it’s ridiculous, I could be president better than him. I hate – [deep breath, Violet. Deep breath. It’s ok]
I’m British, so I can’t do anything about him (can’t vote, can’t phone a senator, can’t complain, it’s not my country). And also I have Brexit. So tbh when I see a picture of the Donald I actually try not to think about how much sex he forces Melania to have with him, I gently change the channel. I have enough to worry about with how I’m no longer European thanks to our version of MAGA assholes, thanks. You can only do what you can do. And I can’t do anything about Donald except get my raised blood pressure treated.
Sorry, that turned into a bit more of a rant than I intended.
Kat I am not engaging with you further over my user name so your energy is best directed elsewhere.
A man kills his family and then himself. The sheriff calls him a victim.
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/mother-four-children-found-dead-apparent-murder-suicide-tennessee-home-n920586
SMDH.
<3 Vi,
and it bears repeating from your rant up there. Our @GreatDoucheOfFire there isn't talking about consensual sex – he's saying Trump can rape his wife whenever he wants. "Whatever, whenever, however he wants." That's what "male energy" is to him. That's what this guy is reminding us about, that "real men" are about rape and the threat of rape, and we had best shut up or it's us next.
That's what "MAGA" is about, too. Making America Great Again is about Real Men being Real Men again. With all of the implications above. That's what "Greatness" is, that's what they're trying to bring back.
Thanks at least for being clear with your intentions, @GreatBallsOnFire.
@Button –
Yeah, that to me is the biggest tell that this is a self-done fake. “I love THE CONSTITUTION(TM) and my greatest fear is that the Lib’ruls will kill it…” – while ignoring that most US-based socialist/communist types (at least the ones I’ve heard) are more targeting capitalism than some dusty old document – so of course they put in their OWN fear rather than actually listen to the other side.
Hm, kinda like they do with everything else, isn’t it?
@WWTH
…when John List did exactly the same thing minus the suicide, he was put on the FBI’s Most Wanted List and was widely considered one of the more loathsome of the mass murderers up to that point.
Apparently, he should have waited 50 years until social media and he could have become the “victim.”
@ Violet:
Yeah, damn do I wanna rant like that. The Great Orange Buffoon has legitimized the behavior of spoiled elementary school bullies and made it the default. The cult of “because I can” has taken over, and stripped us of the (thin) veneer of civility we did have.
@ wwth:
I read the report in your link, and the husband sounds like a “perpetrator”, rather than a “victim”
Oh, but he was just so sad and probably economically anxious that he just had to kill his family. Poor guy!
To be fair to “GreatBallsOfFire”, steak and mushroom is a pretty classic combination.
“… thou art the non pareil”
DOWN, gorge. DOWN!!
@Scildfreja
It’s interesting how, in spite of this guy’s insistence that Trump can reach out and grab Melania any time, all the evidence suggests otherwise. I don’t know if there’s any truth to the rumors that they don’t share a bedroom (or even the same living quarters), but one can tell a lot from their body language when they’re in public. They’re so tense and awkward together. There was the hand swat, and the face fall, and the inaugural dance where he looked like he was trying to move a rolled-up carpet, and the way he walked ahead of her to greet the Obamas, leaving her to struggle out of the car by herself. And the fact that she insisted on staying in New York for five months so Barron could finish out the school year. Melania doesn’t look like she relishes being in physical proximity to him. She’s always very closed off.
If steak is on the menu, it’s a seasonal item.
Anyway, this whole “I just take what I want” mindset doesn’t work when everyone is doing it. We can’t all have “dragon energy”.
Don’t these clowns know that the Gropenfuehrer declared any woman over age 36 as being “washed up?”
I’m so stealing Gropenfuehrer.
Remember: Great artists steal. Bad artists borrow. Be a “great artist.”
During the campaign and for months after the election, I was in an abusive marriage. (No longer thank heaven.)
Anyway, I often recognized the expression on Melania’s face as a close relative of the expression on my own. Living with a person who is empathy disordered is traumatic even if they don’t technically abuse.
OTOH, I’ve felt sorry for Melania. OTOH, I feel like she could leave, at least before the presidential run. Even if your goal is to marry a rich man with your beauty as collateral, couldn’t you do better than Donald Trump? Or, is it possible that she loved him at one point? Even if she did, it is clear that at this point she doesn’t even want to share a planet with him, much less a bed. In fact, I wonder if the reason M isn’t concerned about any infidelities on the part of her husband is because she is breathing a giant sigh of relief. Not to mention that marital rape seems to have been in Donald’s menu at least once. The story that came out about Ivana just had the ring of truth, even though it was later denied.
Meanwhile, possible extinction or mass die off coming to a planet near you. And even if all hands were on deck with the best angels of our nature the tasks ahead would be enormously complex and difficult and we would make at least some mistakes and suffer some unforeseen consequences. And where are our obsessions? Beyond denial and apathy and greed? Got to keep the women under control and available for dehumanizing sex. It is enough to make you think that the eco feminists had a point.
Sigh.
That was Garry Trudeau’s nickname for Arnold Schwartzenneger….
tho it SURE FITS the dumpster-fire
@AuntieMameRedux:
A lot of Americans share that feeling, and most of the population of the rest of the world too.
Maybe we should all chip in and buy him a ticket on this:
http://www.mars-one.com/
A few dollars per person multiplied by a few billion people ought to be enough right?
@AuntieMameRedux
Oh she never retracted the story, she just said that it felt like rape, but she wouldn’t characterize it as rape in the legal sense.
As small a retraction as she could make under the terms of the divorce settlement, I’m sure.
<3 AuntieMameRedux!
Good for you for gettin' on out of there! It's so hard to do that. My sister did exactly the same only a few years ago and it's still a challenge for her, she and her ex are still attached by way of her kids. All my best to you and yours. You done did good.
As for The Gropenfuehrer, I'd be surprised if Mr Grab'em-By-The-Pussy only had one isolated instance.
I've become quite an eco-feminist myself, I agree. Eugh. We're running out of time, and that's in a perfect world.
nah,I feel that the exploration and colonization of other planets should be done by brave individuals who want to expand the frontiers of human achievement and not by people we want to get rid of .
Australia managed well enough though, didn’t it?
WWTH and all
Perhaps the wrong article was linked but in the one posted a mother killed 4 of her adopted children, then herself. The other legal guardian (her husband) was questioned and not considered a suspect. My apologies if I misunderstood your comment.
@WWTH
The article that I’m seeing when I click your link is one of a mother killing her four adopted children and then herself. Which is horrific, and has the infuriating line of “she seemed to be a very loving mother except for this one incident”. But nothing about a father committing a murder suicide or being treated like a victim?