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Daily Stormer: Lindsey Graham is good now, maybe we shouldn’t have called him a pederast

Lindsey Graham: Hero to Nazis?

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By David Futrelle

Brett Kavanaugh wasn’t the only one channeling Mr. Furious at his confirmation hearing yesterday. South Carolina senator Lindsey Graham threw his own tantrum during the afternoon session, denouncing the proceedings as “the most unethical sham since I’ve been in politics” because they were so unfair to poor Mr. K.

Graham’s performance was so over-the-top it even managed to win over one of his longtime, er, critics, The Daily Stormer’s head Nazi Andrew Anglin, who had previously ragged on Graham for being a John-McCain-loving pederast.

“I used to think Lindsey Graham was a pederast,” Anglin wrote in a Daily Stormer post today.

However, given his behavior after the death of his boyfriend John McCain, the pinnacle of which was his SUPER SAYIAN MODE at yesterday’s Kavanaugh witch trial, I believe that he may simply be a person who became a homosexual after having been abused as a child and entered into an abusive homosexual relationship with the much older homosexual communist and ISIS-supporter John McCain.

Anglin now thinks that Graham may have

become a completely different person after the death of the overbearing communist homosexual terrorist John McCain. …

It may be that he has been set free, and can now be his own man.

Anglin, who clearly has a very vivid imagination when it comes to the sex lives of elderly men, suggested that Graham had been trapped within an abusive relationship with McCain that was

structured to feed off of the abuse that the younger homosexual experienced in childhood which caused him to become a homosexual. This is like having a chain around your neck. I would assume, and so I have read.

It is quite possible that Graham might end up being a good person now that his “bear” master is gone from his life.

After yesterday’s performance, I am certainly rooting for him. Not in the Australian sense, you f-g. In the sense of cheering for him to dig his way out of the psychological prison that the evil communist John McCain had trapped him in.

Maybe he can even get into one of those Christian conversion therapy programs and pray the gay away.

Huh. I guess that, at least in this case, misogyny trumps homophobia for Mr. Anglin. Beyond that, I don’t quite know what to say to this. Nazis are fucking weird.

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Heirloomroses
Heirloomroses
6 years ago

If John McCain was a communist, than I’ve using the word all wrong.

John Lucas
John Lucas
6 years ago

I think the “homophobes are really closted gays” trope is hugely problematic

I agree. The vast majority of homophobes are either hateful straights or at least ignorant ones. However, it can’t be denied that in some high-profile cases (Ted Haggard, Larry Craig, et al) deeply ingrained self-loathing has manifested as very public, very loud homophobia.