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The 12 worst MAGA Twitter reactions to Stormy Daniels’ claim that Donald Trump has a weird, small, mushroom-looking dick

Mario Kart’s Toad is not having a great day

By David Futrelle

Today was a truly dark day for those who would have preferred to go through life not ever knowing what Donald Trump’s dick looks like (alleged). In excerpts from Stormy Danies’ forthcoming memoir, the porn-actress-turned-producer described her alleged sexual encounter with our gross president in enough detail to ruin all of our breakfasts.

In her book, as The Guardian reports, Daniels suggests that the sex was “the least impressive sex I’d ever had, but clearly, he didn’t share that opinion.” And she describes his penis as, er,

“smaller than average” but “not freakishly small”.

“He knows he has an unusual penis,” Daniels writes. “It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool…

“I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart…

I just let out an involuntary shudder.

While I was doing my best to erase this image from my head, Trump’s biggest fans in the Twitterverse were moving swiftly to try to contain this small (but not freakishly so) pubic relations disaster. Here are a dozen of their failed rebuttals.

This just proves that Trump’s penis actually huge because Stormy Daniels has a big flappy vagina or something

ScorchedEarth ‏ @EarthMaga Follow Follow @EarthMaga More Replying to @AynRandPaulRyan @StormyDaniels When your pussy is looser than O.J. Simpson's black leather gloves and the real reason you're called "stormy" is because your vagina creates it's own weather system ...every penis seems small.

 @RayOfPolitics Follow Follow @RayOfPolitics More Even a dinasour would look small if standing in the Grand Canyon. I doubt there is a penis out there that isn’t dwarfed by Stormy Daniels’ stretched out black hole of a ... #trash #considerYourSource #walkAway #MAGA #book #50ShadesOfOrange #MarioKart #MarioCart

The fact that Stormy Daniels remembers having sex with Trump means that the sex was actually GREAT!

MAGA Fact Checker ‏ @MagaFacts Follow Follow @MagaFacts More Stormy Daniels has decided to promote her upcoming book by claiming Donald Trump was the “least impressive sex” she’s ever had. Interesting, with as much sex as she has you’d think she’d be hard-pressed to remember 12-year old sex if it wasn’t impressive/memorable.

His penis couldn’t really be all that gross because Stormy Daniels put it in her mouth (allegedly)

One self-identified deplorable was so enamored of this, er, argument that he tweeted it again and again and again.

 ❌Deplorable Dregs ❌ ‏ @MAGAManCraig1 6h6 hours ago More Replying to @AkilahObviously So she claims his penis was foul and gross looking, but put it in her mouth and vagina? Ha Ha OK! I'm sure you do like Stormy! We should keep you away from lilly pads. 0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes Reply Retweet Like Direct message ❌Deplorable Dregs ❌ ‏ @MAGAManCraig1 10h10 hours ago More Replying to @HuffPost OK let me follow this here - So, Stormy Daniels claims the President has a gross penis, that looks like a mushroom. What does she do? She puts it in her mouth and vagina? LMFAO! 1 reply 0 retweets 1 like Reply 1 Retweet Like 1 Direct message ❌Deplorable Dregs ❌ ‏ @MAGAManCraig1 10h10 hours ago More Replying to @IngrahamAngle Stormy Daniels - President Trump's penis looks like a mario kart mushroom. So what does she do? She puts it in her mouth and inside of her? HA HA Skank! 0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes Reply Retweet Like Direct message ❌Deplorable Dregs ❌ ‏ @MAGAManCraig1 10h10 hours ago More Replying to @IngrahamAngle @IngrahamAngle so let me get this straight. Stormy Daniels is mocking the President's penis, but - put it in her mouth and inside of her. LMAO! WTF? 1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes Reply 1 Retweet Like Direct message ❌Deplorable Dregs ❌ ‏ @MAGAManCraig1 10h10 hours ago More But she put it in her MOUTH! "Stormy Daniels" 0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes Reply Retweet Like Direct message ❌Deplorable Dregs ❌ ‏ @MAGAManCraig1 10h10 hours ago More So according to Stormy Daniels, the President's penis is gross and looks like a mushroom. What does she do with it? Put's it in her mouth and vagina? LMFAO! "Mario Kart"

And then he logged into a second account and tweeted it one more time.

 ❌Deplorable Dregs ❌ ‏ @MAGASeabiscuit Follow Follow @MAGASeabiscuit More It must have not been that bad - I mean @StormyDaniels still put it in her mouth and vagina, right? "Stormy Daniels"

Stormy Daniels isn’t credible because she’s a prostitute

SurfDog ‏ @neptuneexist16 Follow Follow @neptuneexist16 More The bottom line Stormy Daniels is a desperate/washed-up hooker and @realDonaldTrump is President of the United States and the most powerful person on the Planet WINNING > losing

Stormy Daniels isn’t credible because she’s NOT a prostitute

AweFull Kanawfull ‏ @AwefulKanawful Follow Follow @AwefulKanawful More Replying to @mike_Zollo Having Sex is a natural Human activity Porn is people having sex She failed at Porn so she obviously failed at being a Human People that are really good at Sex become Whores & do it for money Instead, Stormy became... An Attention Whore Ignore her, she will fail at it as well.

TRUMP greatest president ever ‏ @Americachuck12 Follow Follow @Americachuck12 More TRUMP greatest president ever Retweeted Mike Stormy is like a bicycle that everyone gets to RIDE. Many for free. so please refer to her correctly she is not a porn star or a whore they both get paid. She is a SLUT.

For what it’s worth, Daniels isn’t a prostitute. Nor has she “failed” at porn; she’s won numerous awards as both a performer and a director.

Stormy Daniels isn’t credible because she’s guilty of *checks notes* “tax invasion?”

Greg Harris ‏ @boomerfrisco Follow Follow @boomerfrisco More Replying to @guardian Stormy Daniels is one fat whore that should be charged with black mail and tax invasion

Obviously you can’t believe anyone whose book was ghostwritten

Sir KevloMan , OBE 🇬🇧 ‏ @Kevloman1 Follow Follow @Kevloman1 More Who Gives 1 Fuck About Stormy Daniels book she obviously didn't write because it would have been written in crayon, She's just a cheap Whore who betrayed Donald Trump trust, is she called stormy because she's full of a lot of wind. And as dull as as a cloud, @StormyDanielsI’ve found zero indication (outside of MAGA tweets) that Daniels’ upcoming book was ghostwritten. All of Trump’s books were ghostwritten.

You can’t believe Daniels because she had a small role in a very popular movie. Also something about Obama having a vagina.

His Goddess ‏ @PatriotMama911 Follow Follow @PatriotMama911 More Replying to @EdKrassen Disgusting and beyond disrespectful. Imagine the outrage if some man whore like Stormy came out talking about Obamas vagina? Hey Stormy, weren't you in the 40 year old virgin? Yeah it was you..actress

Trump had a small role in a popular movie, Home Alone 2. Barack Obama does not have a vagina.

Marla Maples once said that sex with Trump was great so therefore Daniels is lying  by saying sex with Trump was crap

⚘Bonny Fleur⚘#MAGA 🇺🇸 ❤ 🇺🇸 ‏ @IsoldeVinitalia Follow Follow @IsoldeVinitalia More Marla Maples said it was the best sex she ever had. It was all over the papers. So are you lying? Stormy calls sex with Trump 'the least impressive I've ever had' https://dailym.ai/2DazrVQ @MailOnline

Setting aside the fact that a person can have good sex with one person and bad sex with someone else, Maples now says she never made that infamous “best sex ever” remark. Here’s The New York Post’s Page Six quoting Maples earlier this year:

“I never said that, someone else said that. [But] is it true? I’m not going to talk about that. The truth will come out, just not here,” Maples said, winking at a Post scribe while reporting for jury duty in Manhattan.

No one will ever convince me that Trump is good at sex because how could he possibly be?

You can’t believe Daniels’ description of Trump’s apparently quite distinctive penis because ALL penises are distinctive

Debbie Hellion ‏ @DebbieHellion Follow Follow @DebbieHellion More Debbie Hellion Retweeted Paul Joseph Watson STORMY YOU SILLY LITTLE WHORE Why don't you SHUT THE HELL UP CLASSLESS BIMBO ! Ignorance galore all penises are distintly DIFFERENT you should know that GOD only knows you had way more than your fair share lol 😝

Don’t ask me how this is supposed to make any kind of sense because I’m as baffled as you are.

The whole thing is part of an elaborate Twitter/Deep State plot to distract from far-right video-doctorer James O’Keefe

MAGAWolverine ‏ @MAGAWolverine Follow Follow @MAGAWolverine More Yes, twitter. Push Stormy's quotes about the Mario franchise character through your trending list. Make the #ProjectVeritas #DeepState #HiddenCamera #DemocracticSocialist #UnfireableFederalEmployee interview disappear. No, you're not a propaganda agency for the deep state.

Trump is winning because he got to have sex with a hot porn star while she, by contrast, had to endure sex with Donald Trump

Jonny D. ‏ @Banzombie2 Follow Follow @Banzombie2 More Donald Trump had sex with Stormy Daniels. No matter what she says, how she tries to insult him, he fucked her lmfao. WINNING AHAHAHA

This is a weird self-own-by-proxy. It’s also the only rebuttal on this list that has a basis in reality. Daniels is well aware that she lost by agreeing to have sex with Trump. According to The Guardian, she writes in her memoir about the disgust she felt later for going along with Trump’s sexual advances.

Whenever she saw Trump on television for years afterwards, Daniels writes, an internal monologue would play out: “‘I had sex with that’, I’d say to myself. Eech.”

I feel similarly every time I see him on TV or hear his voice. I can only imagine how much more stomach-churningly awful it must be for Daniels or for any other woman who’s had sex — even of the more or less consensual sort — with that thing. Apparently, to Trump’s most enthusiastic fans, this disgust we all feel is just another sign that he’s WINNING AHAHAHA!

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Shadowplay
2 years ago

So, Stormy Daniels just confirmed that Trump is a fun guy.

(I make no apologies – I am proud of that one)

Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
2 years ago

The OJ Simpson glove comparison is a weird one; famously the glove was too tight.

“If the glove don’t fit, you must acquit” and all that.

Bina
2 years ago

Since Alan already stole what I was planning to say about OJ’s too-tight glove, I’mma tackle the Marla Maples canard: SHE NEVER SAID THAT. It was Donnie, lying on her “behalf”, which is to say, to her tremendous embarrassment. He knew damn well that she’d never go around to the media saying “He lied, I was bored out of my skull, etc.” So of course he got away with that one.

And I feel so very sorry for her.

(And everyone else who’s ever had to fondle Donnie’s stumpy ‘shroom and Yeti pubes, too.)

Dan Kasteray
Dan Kasteray
2 years ago

So in other words, the maga crowd are proving stormy’s point unintentionally

solecism
solecism
2 years ago

Yeah, that’s a mental image I never wanted to have. Brain bleach, stat!

Not at all a surprise, though. Someone that obsessed with size and performance clearly is desperately overcompensating/trying to comb over a perceived inadequacy (note: I am not saying it IS an inadequacy, just that the man himself is clearly feeling it).

Orion
Orion
2 years ago

What are yeti pubes?

Full Metal Ox
2 years ago

Hmmm…mushroom stroganoff washed down with a Dark and Stormy, followed by Orange Fool for dessert: the Presidential Platter?

Rabid Rabbit
Rabid Rabbit
2 years ago

You know, I’m generally against body shaming and all, but I can’t help but appreciate this in that it’s the sort of thing that will actually hurt him. I wonder if the staff have tried to steal his phone yet. If they haven’t succeeded, I look forward to the Twitter tirade.

I also like imagining Sarah Sanders with her face buried in her hands, desperately praying that circumstances aren’t going to make her have to talk about her boss’ penis.

solecism
solecism
2 years ago

@Orion

What are yeti pubes?

Well, another name for yeti is abominable snowman. So I expect it involves an impenetrable thatch reaching out to snatch its victim (and maybe snow cover too). The Cousin Itt of the nethers.

epitome of incomprehensibility

…to try to contain this small (but not freakishly so) pubic relations disaster.

This pun/callback combo had me laughing for a good half a minute. Well done. 🙂

On the other hand, I’m afraid of what might be dredged up by searching #50ShadesOfOrange. Trump erotica, even as a parody? No thanks. Nope nope nope.

Skiriki
Skiriki
2 years ago

OK so I gotta share, shared pain is reduced pain, right? RIGHT!?

Y’all might remember/know that I do 3D art, and I got some 3D art buddies group in Skype, where we chitchat this and that and sometimes do weird shenanigans.

Well… once upon a time — 2015, exactly — I joked to one of them that hey, what if you animated a… penis object… with talk routine(*, for funsies and giggles. And she did, bless her heart, and it was very hilarious while at the same time having a bit of nightmare fuel potential as well. But funsies and giggles were had.

Reader, tonight that memory returned the worst possible time, as I was about to fall asleep and now I absolutely cannot, because now the memory of flappy penis talking has merged with *helpless handgesture* all this.

I’m gonna go and make some tea now.

(* Or, expressed in 3D lingo of Poser/Daz style, “What if you took Mike4’s toast and slapped some Mimic DMC on it?”

Kat, ambassador of the feminist government in exile
Kat, ambassador of the feminist government in exile
2 years ago

Stormy Daniels’ vagina creates its own weather system?

This is impressive! I need all the deets from, uh, ScorchedEarth.

Could Stormy Daniels be on the verge of solving the climate crisis?

Kat, ambassador of the feminist government in exile
Kat, ambassador of the feminist government in exile
2 years ago

Following up on Bina’s comment and link:

In 1990, the New York Post’s famous headline revealed that Donald Trump’s ex-wife Marla Maples had called the future president “the best sex I’ve ever had.” . . . When Page Six caught Maples on her way to jury duty in Manhattan on Tuesday, Maples claimed she’d never said such a thing. . . .

“I never said that, someone else said that,” Maples said. “[But] is it true? I’m not going to talk about that. The truth will come out, just not here.”

Page Six seems to think Maples is referring to a memoir she might be writing. Maybe.

But I choose to think she’s referring to this moment, the Stormy Daniels Moment.

solecism
solecism
2 years ago

@Lizzie,

Puppies FTW! Samoyeds are so much fun!

Ooglyboggles
Ooglyboggles
2 years ago

@Kat, ambassador of the feminist government in exile
So can she summon tornadoes and lightning out of her pussy? Because that’s sounds like the most awesome and schlocky superhero movie ever.

Moggie
Moggie
2 years ago

I can’t imagine being so obsessed with a politician that I felt the need to vigorously defend their penis on the Internet. This is not normal!

Fetch
Fetch
2 years ago

I can’t quite get my head around the one who spits out “Actress” at the end, like it’s the definitive insult. What does he think an actress is? Does he think it means spy?

Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
2 years ago

Kat, ambassador of the feminist government in exile
Kat, ambassador of the feminist government in exile
2 years ago

@Ooglyboggles

So can she summon tornadoes and lightning out of her pussy? Because that’s sounds like the most awesome and schlocky superhero movie ever.

Schlocky? Emphatically not.

Awesome? Yes! I love the idea of lightning coming out of my — er, Stormy Daniels’ — superhero pussy. Thanks for that mental image!

Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
2 years ago

Ben Mackintyre has a new book out. It’s about KGB defector Oleg Gordievsky. It contains this throwaway passage:

In 1985 the KGB circulated a top secret “personality questionnaire”. It set out the characteristics it was looking for in a potential agent: narcissism, vanity, greed and marital infidelity. Soon afterwards, the Soviet government invited a prominent American, Donald Trump, to visit Moscow.

Cindy
Cindy
2 years ago

HA! I can’t help but wonder if weird, malformed penises aren’t a common denominator among Trumplings. It would certainly explain a lot!

Gijoel
Gijoel
2 years ago

Better Brain bleach

Hell better president, even if she is Canadian.

Lumipuna (nee Arctic Ape)
Lumipuna (nee Arctic Ape)
2 years ago

For what it’s worth, Daniels isn’t a prostitute. Nor has she “failed” at porn; she’s won numerous awards as both a performer and a director.

David wrote that in reference to two MAGA tweets dissing Daniels as a “slut”, “attention whore” and “failure in porn business”. That last part sounds very much like Trump’s own rhetoric, BTW.

As for attention whoring, isn’t that a billion dollar business otherwise known as “celebrity life”? It seems to make a perfectly sensible business move for a porn professional like Daniels. It’s not a substitute for professional success, it is advertising and a part of the profession.

Was it already her plan back then, to get somehow around the NDA and cash in? Probably not. Instead, I’d say that earning money from non-disclosure makes her a sort of sex worker if not technically a prostitute, at least for that one instance – not that there’s anything wrong with either of those.

As for the slut part, it seems to mainly diminish Trump’s own alpha credit if we assume that Daniels went around having sex with many people just for fun. Maybe that’s the case – but even then, how likely does it seem that she just fancied a hookup with Donald J. Trump? I get a sense that the infamous payment to Daniels was listed as “hush money” in part for legal reasons, what with sex trade being illegal.

According to an old platitude, you don’t pay sex workers (primarily) to have sex with you but to go away and shut up afterwards. I don’t think this is generally true, but it might make sense for famous men who are married and cheating their wife with expensive sex workers. Still, those men also pay for the sex as well as the hush-up.

(I don’t really care if the recent disclosure sheds light on these questions.)

Dormousing_it
Dormousing_it
2 years ago

I know many people on here are more than old enough to remember when Daddy Bush vomited on the Japanese Prime Minister. Shortly thereafter, his state of the union address (I think that’s what it was) was kicked off with a barf joke. I thought that was a new low in American political discourse. I was wrong.

About penises – this is probably TMI, but I once dated a guy whose penis had a weird bend in it. It was probably average sized, but when erect, it sort of bent downward and to the left. It had an unfortunate tendency to slip out. He was also uncircumcised, an oddity among American men his age. He had some foreskin issues…his foreskin was rather tight and not very flexible. He was well aware of these issues.

Anyway, that poor woman. Stormy Daniels, I mean. She should run for President. Or, maybe she’s suffered enough.

Pie
Pie
2 years ago

@Dormousing_it

About penises – this is probably TMI, but I once dated a guy whose penis had a weird bend in it.

Might be Peyronie’s disease, but I wouldn’t be surprised to learn that some penes are just naturally more funny shaped than others. The bend could be fixed to some extent and the foreskin thing resolved without necessarily cutting it off, but for some reason a lot of guys are squeamish about showing their malfunctioning junk to a doctor, let alone have someone stick needles or knives in it even if it would make things much better for the whole of the rest of their lives.

Shadowplay
2 years ago

Without going into too much detail – bends in the penis can be hereditary too. They don’t affect function much, if at all, so there’s no huge need to get them “corrected.”

weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee

Given that Trump is the biggest “attention whore” there is, his fans have no room to criticize anyone else for being attention seeking.

I know, I know. It’s only bad when women do it.

laserqueen
laserqueen
2 years ago

Wouldn’t surprise me if mushroom sales plummeted. I know it’s going to be a while for me to be able to approach them without revulsion. I hope the Fun Guy man at our farmer’s market (fresh mushrooms of all sorts, eggs, local additive free pork) does okay. No one wants to think of that on a Saturday morning.

Marshmallow Stacey Maximal (formerly bluecat)
Marshmallow Stacey Maximal (formerly bluecat)
2 years ago

A man who openly boasted on the campaign trail about the size of his penis gets called on the size of his penis.

His supporters react with attacks on someone for her imagined vagina size.

OK, that looks like about where we are in human history.

Fine. Is it time yet to release the wolves?

Dormousing_it
Dormousing_it
2 years ago

@Pie:

I’d heard of that disease, but I just took a peek at the Wikipedia article for it…wow. That looks painful, and I don’t even have the equipment, or any frame of reference. No, I don’t think he had Peyronie’s disease. I think it was just the way he happened to be built. His penis wasn’t anywhere near as crooked as the wiki illustration. He also didn’t have any pain.

@Alan Robertshaw:

I recently read a book by a KGB defector, titled “Deep Undercover”. He goes by the name Jack Barsky. It was fascinating! As he said: “I was a believing Communist, and I wanted to take down the evil capitalists. However, I also wanted to live the *Good Life*.” LOL! And, that he did, spying on the Americans.

Hambeast
Hambeast
2 years ago

Gijoel – That video reminds me of a dog that lived in our neighborhood some years back. Most mornings, it “talked” and I would wonder just what it was trying to say. Regrettably, I never got to see it.

I would vote for good dog.

Full Metal Ox
2 years ago

@ Kat; @Ooglyboggles:

Stormy Daniels’ alleged pelvic meteorology brings to mind this legendary Columbus, Ohio record shop:

http://www.thunderpussy.com/

banned@4chan.org
banned@4chan.org
2 years ago

When sex ed teachers, and gynecologists, and anatomy professors (not to mention, you know, women) are all but unanimous on “vaginas do not become ‘stretched out,’ and cannot do so through normal penetration,” you have to wonder why people keep going with such a cartoonish insult.

Cyborgette
Cyborgette
2 years ago

Re: WINNING AHAHAHA

Can narratives about sex as a zero sum game, and/or sex as conquest, please just die in a pool of lava already?

iknklast
iknklast
2 years ago

The fact that Stormy Daniels remembers having sex with Trump means that the sex was actually GREAT!

I remember all the sexual encounters I’ve had, and the men that they were with. Almost none of them could be called GREAT. (Though I suppose they would answer that by pointing out that I haven’t had all that many sexual partners).

At the time that she reports she had sex with him, Donald J. Trump was already known. I had heard of him in the 1980s, and he was already known well enough to be parodied in Gremlins 2, so remembering him would not be difficult even if the sex was mediocre. (And I suspect a person is going to remember lousy sex, too, so it’s only the sort of average that one might be expected to forget). You tend to remember those who are famous.

Jenora Feuer
Jenora Feuer
2 years ago

@Rabid Rabbit:

I wonder if the staff have tried to steal his phone yet.

And still, one of my favourite comics on this was three panels:

First panel: mother and son walking along the road in front of the white house, with several visible armed guards. Son asks, “What are those men doing?” Mother replies, “They’re there to protect the president!”

Second panel: Trump, inside the oval office, looking at a TV and grabbing his phone.

Third panel: Trump’s phone gets destroyed by a bullet from one of the secret service agents outside.

Slick Mick
Slick Mick
2 years ago

Sad when feminists use the objectification of the male body and misandrist body shaming to online-sexually-harass men…

Citerior Motive
Citerior Motive
2 years ago

Does Slick Mick think he is being funny?

Aleph
Aleph
2 years ago

@banned simple, because it’s convenient for them to use (and for them to feel good about themselves and their version of masculinity). Also, when was the last time they cared about such a funny thing as ‘facts’? This is Twitter we’re dealing with after all, and it’s probably been a long time since the last time they listened to an expert or a college professor, maybe except someone whose name starts with a J.

It’s like using cuck as an insult, essentially.

BTW nice username.

dashapants
dashapants
2 years ago

Sad when trolls come out of the woodwork to lob poorly thought-out but verbose… wait no, it’s not sad at all, it’s dumb.

Scildfreja Unnyðnes
Scildfreja Unnyðnes
2 years ago

When sex ed teachers, and gynecologists, and anatomy professors (not to mention, you know, women) are all but unanimous on “vaginas do not become ‘stretched out,’ and cannot do so through normal penetration,” you have to wonder why people keep going with such a cartoonish insult.

I’m on an absolute tear today. They keep goin’ on with this cartoonish insult because their concepts of sexual attractiveness are tied with despoiling and ruining. Women are consumables in their mindset.

The truth of it doesn’t matter, because they aren’t talking about anatomy or anything real – they’re talking metaphorically. The reality of what women are doesn’t matter to these chodes. “All stretched out” is just a metaphorical way to say “worthless.” Their gross pontifications are just elaborate ways to assert the consumability and objectification of women.

Take MRAL here. All of the assertions he’s making about what women are like – it doesn’t matter to him if he’s right or not, because he’s not talking about real things. He’s talking about metaphors. In his case, the metaphor is a veil for “women need to be made more subservient and inferior.” So too with these maga twerts.

The channers, the contrarians, the “rationalists” – their Just-Asking-Questions are almost always just metaphors for the awful thing they’re alluding to. Giving them their discussion lets them wedge those allusions into the public space. Fuck’em.

Katamount
Katamount
2 years ago

I actually find it rather rich that so many of these guys–who most certainly masturbated to Daniels in the past–are now pulling out every sex worker denigration they can in an attempt to belittle her.

Not only has she demonstrated that she’s remarkably social media savvy and can pop off Twitter one-liners with the best of them, but she’s up front with what she does and as Dave’s OP mentioned, she’s won numerous awards in both performing and directing.

I think the only reason that guys (it’s mostly guys) can get away with this is the default assumption that you don’t view internet pornography until you demonstrate that you do. I actually use the opposite assumption, that everyone looks at porn until it’s demonstrated they’re clueless about it.

I’m also reminded that there were porn performers that actually backed Trump: https://www.thedailybeast.com/porn-in-the-age-of-trump-fear-and-loathing-at-avn-in-las-vegas

Actually, I just think everyone should read Aurora Snow’s columns in the Daily Beast. Great insider info from a former performer.

Makroth - cowboy Jacobin from Hell
Makroth - cowboy Jacobin from Hell
2 years ago

@Slick Mick

‘the fuck are you going on about?

Genjones
Genjones
2 years ago

I despise Trump, but his dick shape is irrelevant and I’m not thrilled that the bar is so low this is worthy of having a moment. I also have to concede that fixating on a person’s genitals should be beneath us, I wish we could be a little classier, and it does feel like the political forum is devolving to a derogatory point that I’m almost convinced I wouldn’t be missing anything to just tune out.

That being said, there’s a subtle difference between fat shaming Trump by making grotesque statues and say, calling him out for having his medical records blatantly falsified to avoid being classified as obese. He’s a very vain man who just had to bring his penis size up on the campaign trail and wave his dick around the public’s face. If anyone needs to be knocked down a peg for his own good, it’s Trump. He and his supporters also continue to violate female public figures this way, so to turn around and clutch pearls is just hypocritical. The double standard of conduct is getting old. Police yourselves first.

Points for creativity to the weather system one though. Although, it invokes imagery of a yoni force so powerful it shoots lightning bolts, so that’s just fucking awesome. Can we get a t-shirt or something?

@ Lumipuna- I had the same skeptical reaction to the repeated use of the word “affair” to describe the nature of their sexual relationship, which I assume had to be transactional, because I really can’t picture being attracted enough to even make it past the appetizer with this guy, much less a year. I’ve had some lousy jobs, but LORDY, talk about holding your nose.

Rabid Rabbit
Rabid Rabbit
2 years ago

@Katamount

Oh, and look at the next article just under that one: “Cody Wilson, 3-D Printed Gun Advocate, Charged With Child Sexual Abuse”

For some strange reason, I’m not at all surprised.

Lumipuna (nee Arctic Ape)
Lumipuna (nee Arctic Ape)
2 years ago

Genjones:

I had the same skeptical reaction to the repeated use of the word “affair” to describe the nature of their sexual relationship, which I assume had to be transactional, because I really can’t picture being attracted enough to even make it past the appetizer with this guy, much less a year. I’ve had some lousy jobs, but LORDY, talk about holding your nose.

It went on for a year? No wonder he paid her so much.

Media outlets ALWAYS remembered to mention she’s a PORN STAR, as if that were relevant if it was just a random affair. I kept wondering if it was a between-the-lines way of saying “He totally calls up random women he’s seen in porn and offers them lots of money for another kind of sex work”

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Bananananana dakry: Short-Haired, Fat, and Deranged
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Wonder if it ever occurs to these twits that if their assumption that vaginas becoming stretched out with sexual encounters with different people was true, it’s not much of a stretch (hur) to extend this to the idea that friction from repeated sexual encounters might wear penes down like pencils in sharpeners. And therefore if a guy wants to keep his unit its optimal size he would not stick it in every consenting orifice until he reaches his idealized HB10 mate.

But of course calling that a ludicrous idea that might point out a double standard.

(I mention all this because I’ve only had 4.5 hours of sleep, and it keeps both my family health issues and the vomit-inducing thoughts of Trump’s junk out of my head. Stormy Daniels… that poor woman.)

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I think the saddest part of this, for me, is that Nintendo just released a new Toad game called Captain Toad (I just played the demo and it’s alright).