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Reddit’s The_Donald responds to Kavanaugh accusations with … weird jokes about Dianne Feinstein’s vagina

Brett Kava-hell-to-the-naw!

By David Futrelle

The Trump stans in Reddit’s The_Donald have responded to the sexual assault allegations against Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh in what, for them, is an extremely on-brand manner — by making weird and creepy jokes about sexual assault and some sort of forced inspection of Dianne Feinstein’s vagina.

Here’s the post in question, which The_Donald’s inhabitants collectively decided to give more than 2000 upvotes:

2073 49 years ago Diane Feinstein cornered me in the dark room and raped me. I demand she step down. I can prove it. She has distinguishing marks on her vagina. I want her vagina to be checked. (i.redd.it) submitted 6 hours ago by TupolevTu-95

Naturally, The_Donald’s resident wits enthusiastically responded with rape and vagina jokes of their own. Because what is more hilarious than jokes about an 85-year-old woman’s vagina?

HereToOffendIdiotsTX 7 points 2 hours ago I was raped also. Vagina resembles old catchers mitt that smells distinctly like vomit and pickled herring whirling in a blender for three weeks. permalinkembedsavereportgive goldreply [–]neville_bartos666 3 points 2 hours ago well crafted permalinkembedsaveparentreportgive goldreply [–]Sugarlief 1 point an hour ago* #MeToo. I was gonna say Old Horse-Lipped Puss but Oooo, "Old Catcher's Mitt" is great

Trumpsbigbrassballs 59 points 6 hours ago Calling for volunteers to check Feinstein's vagina! crickets permalinkembedsavereportgive goldreply [–]bob_jones69 61 points 6 hours ago Her front hole was so dry that her crabs carried canteens! permalinkembedsaveparentreportgive goldreply [–]techiejamesNC 10 points 4 hours ago Stop the madness! Send them water! Make her shower! permalinkembedsaveparentreportgive goldreply [–]VDLPolo 3 points 2 hours ago Kek

shawnesty 3 points 5 hours ago A grand jury needs to be assembled and that crusty old VAJ needs to be indicted, pronto! Word on the street has it that Feinstein's vagina was often used as a rice-bowl by her Chinese-spy limo driver. I want that cooter swabbed, UV'd, and subjected to every censor/lab available to Star Fleet. (tho admittedly, the Romulans are vastly superior when it comes to 'black hole, quantum singularity' science...maybe it's time to partner up with them?)

The Chinese spy thing is a reference to reports that an alleged Chinese spy worked in Feinstein’s office unbeknownst to her; I’m not sure how shawnesty got from there to Star Trek.

Of course, with the topic of vaginas on the table, there were the requisite jokes about how HAW HAW HER VAGINA LOOKS LIKE A ROAST BEEF SANDWICH.

RicksauceUSA 22 points 5 hours ago Huge beefy drapes permalinkembedsavereportgive goldreply [–]NortonPike 8 points 5 hours ago beefy beef jerky ftfy permalinkembedsaveparentreportgive goldreply [–]TEXinLA 8 points 5 hours ago That VISUAL!!!!! permalinkembedsaveparentreportgive goldreply [–]RiseOfEnochTX 7 points 3 hours ago Like a roast beef sandwich from Arby’s permalinkembedsaveparentreportgive goldreply [–]reaper70MAGA 4 points 2 hours ago Probably looks like a fight between a pot roast and a weed whacker.

More than a few decided that Diane Feinstein penis jokes were somehow even more hilarious than their compatriots’ already extremely hilarious Diane Feinstein vagina jokes.

Fart_Kontrol 134 points 5 hours ago It’s not funny. 32 years ago Feinstein laid her hands on me and I am certain but for my clothes being on she would have raped me. I felt her penis through her pantsuit. I can prove my claim because she has a penis, she must be examined.

7spadeUSA 2 points 3 hours ago That's a man, baby!

And they say that conservatives can’t be funny!

They say that because it’s true.

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Yamara
2 years ago

The Chinese spy thing is a reference to reports that an alleged Chinese spy worked in Feinstein’s office unbeknownst to her; I’m not sure how shawnesty got from there to Star Trek.

Well, in ST:TOS and the movie sequels, the Klingons were roughly analogous to American relations with the Russians and the Romulans were roughly analogous to American relations with the mainland Chinese.

Roughly.

I think that would be giving shawnetsy way way too much credit, though.

weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee

So, the Republican party is just blatantly the pro-rape party now, isn’t it?

Those white women who vote Republican seriously need to wake the fuck up. Right wing men hate all women. Even the ones in their own circles.

All the Anita Hill comparisons are interesting. People bring up how it’s a different time, there are women in the judiciary committee now, and politically it will be harder to get away with publicly trying to destroy Christine Ford on live television if the hearing goes forward next week. That’s all true. But what nobody is saying is that the women who vote sometimes or often for the GOP will be a lot more likely to relate to Ford than Hill. Because of race. It’ll be interesting to see what the GOP is willing to risk and how far they will go for Kavanaugh.

Anyway, this John Oliver interview with Anita Hill from a couple of months ago was some eerie foreshadowing. It’s really good and those who haven’t watched, should

TreePerson
TreePerson
2 years ago

Conservatives think that because something is offensive it is funny and/or true,
it is true that something true and/or funny can be offensive but thats correlation not causation.

Rabid Rabbit
Rabid Rabbit
2 years ago

Meanwhile, Stormy Daniels is giving us all the details we knew we didn’t want.

Trigger warning for… well, descriptions of Trump’s genitals.

She describes Trump’s penis as “smaller than average” but “not freakishly small.”

“He knows he has an unusual penis,” Daniels writes. “It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool…

“I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart…

“It may have been the least impressive sex I’d ever had, but clearly, he didn’t share that opinion.”

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/sep/18/stormy-daniels-tell-all-book-on-trump-salacious-detail-and-claims-of-cheating

Bananananana dakry: Short-Haired, Fat, and Deranged
Bananananana dakry: Short-Haired, Fat, and Deranged
2 years ago

@Rabid Rabbit

Urp. Well, *that* visual is gonna haunt me for the rest of my life… urgh…

Who?
Who?
2 years ago

(Sorry for the neutral tone and the generalisations, but it makes it easier to write about this)

Normally if your candidate is acused of a crime (or otherwise indicted in a scandal) and you still want to support him or her you have 2 options:
1. You must be sure enough that it isn’t true.
2. You deciede that the crime/scandal is even if true not enough to disqualify your candidate.

In this case 2 is an option that should be imposible to take. And for 1 from what little I know of the case would be a hell of risky move. (The acusation sounds believable)

Normal moves would be
1. nominate a different candidate
2. don’t ellect kandidate 1 until you can be sure what is the truth.
3. If you even have a little fear that your candidate is a criminal no way in hell should he be elected.

Kavanaugh should never be a nomine for the Supreme Court and everyone who even thinks about giving this job to him should never be in a position of power.

Marshmallow Stacey Maximal (formerly bluecat)
Marshmallow Stacey Maximal (formerly bluecat)
2 years ago

We seem to be coming to a point where all allegations of sexual assault are to be disbelieved and ridiculed, and the accusers stomped, if, and only if, we happen to think the accused will give us what we want politically, or if we like people who like the accused.

True or false, evidence or not, doesn’t come into it at all.

It’s worrying.

Katamount
Katamount
2 years ago

DiFi is one of those people that just baffle me to the point I have a love-hate relationship with her. She’s a ridiculous security hawk to the point that she’d have no compunction to trash civil liberties in the name of surveillance, pulls nonsense like this against Kavanaugh’s accuser, yet is a stalwart voice for the LGBT community and against the firearm lobby given how she discovered her boss and her friend shot to death when she was on the San Francisco Board of Supervisors.

*sigh* Mixed bag, I suppose.

Catalpa
Catalpa
2 years ago

We seem to be coming to a point where all allegations of sexual assault are to be disbelieved and ridiculed, and the accusers stomped, if, and only if, we happen to think the accused will give us what we want politically, or if we like people who like the accused.

… Coming to? When were we ever not at that point?

Rabid Rabbit
Rabid Rabbit
2 years ago

I’m expecting a lot of “It can’t be proved/it wouldn’t stand up in court/statute of limitations” crap.

As someone smartly pointed out, though, this isn’t a trial. It’s a job interview.

Weird (and tired of trumplings) Eddie
Weird (and tired of trumplings) Eddie
2 years ago

We seem to be coming to a point where all allegations of sexual assault are to be disbelieved and ridiculed

Conservative men, (and a lot of otherwise “liberal” men) don’t want it to be “untrue”, they want it to be OK

So, the Republican party is just blatantly the pro-rape party now, isn’t it?

It has always been

@Rabid Rabbit;

You do realize, none of us will EVER be able to play Mario again… without seeing… THAT…. Right?

Rabid Rabbit
Rabid Rabbit
2 years ago

@Weird (and tired of trumplings) Eddie

Why do you think I did it? *Evil grin* (See, I’m safe because I don’t play Mario in the first place.)

Kat, ambassador of the feminist government in exile
Kat, ambassador of the feminist government in exile
2 years ago

HereToOffendIdiots (cute name!) says her vagina “smells distinctly like . . . pickled herring.”

And Techie James (who I’m sure is equally cute) says, “Make her shower!”

Aww, these guys are adorable. It’s sexism and ageism with a touch of anti-Semitism, a dog whistle for their peeps.

Kat, ambassador of the feminist government in exile
Kat, ambassador of the feminist government in exile
2 years ago

@jokester (joekster?)

I read that yesterday. Absolutely amazing young woman who did what she had to do.

Thanks for posting that link!

Tosca, Chaos made Flesh, Servant of the Purring Jew
Tosca, Chaos made Flesh, Servant of the Purring Jew
2 years ago

@ Kat,

There’s a heapin’ helpin’ of transphobia in there too. Of course they graduate from “her vagina is gross” to “actually, she has a penis which is the only thing grosser than a vagina“.

This is why no one wants to have sex with you, guys.

solecism
solecism
2 years ago

@weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee

So, the Republican party is just blatantly the pro-rape party now, isn’t it?

Yep. I now refer to it as the in-bed-with-known-pedophiles political party. Given the doubling down on Roy Moore, I am not at all surprised at Kavanaugh’s character being a feature not a bug of this nomination.

Kat, ambassador of the feminist government in exile
Kat, ambassador of the feminist government in exile
2 years ago

@Tosca

There’s a heapin’ helpin’ of transphobia in there too. Of course they graduate from “her vagina is gross” to “actually, she has a penis which is the only thing grosser than a vagina“.

This is why no one wants to have sex with you, guys.

Yeah, these guys seem to think that their own genitals are “awful” in the sense of inspiring awe.

They seem to think that any woman who is confronted with their dangly parts should be “awful” in the sense of filled with awe.

But they seem to think that a transgender woman’s genitals are “awful” in the sense of extremely disagreeable.

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/awful?utm_campaign=sd&utm_medium=serp&utm_source=jsonld

Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
2 years ago

She’s a ridiculous security hawk to the point that she’d have no compunction to trash civil liberties in the name of surveillance, pulls nonsense like this against Kavanaugh’s accuser, yet is a stalwart voice for the LGBT community and against the firearm lobby given how she discovered her boss and her friend shot to death when she was on the San Francisco Board of Supervisors.

??? As far as I’ve heard, she kept the letter confidential until Ford was ready then forwarded it straight to the appropriate authorities – what am I missing?

weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee

Nothing. There just always has to be a woman to blame and no female politician can ever have anything good said about her unless there’s an accompanying list of her real and perceived flaws added on.

Katamount
Katamount
2 years ago

@SFHC

That comment came based on this: https://www.vox.com/2018/9/14/17861350/dianne-feinstein-supreme-court-brett-kavanaugh-letter-sexual-assault-high-school

The situation is too serious to not raise holy hell about this. As the article says, Ford asked to remain anonymous, not that this shouldn’t be asked of Kavanaugh or the FBI shouldn’t be made aware of it. If Feinstein had another rationale, that’s one thing, but if this story hadn’t been leaked, does that mean she would have sat on it the whole time?

You’re right that my wording was poor; she hasn’t taking action against Ford, but I still consider silence tantamount to protecting Kavanaugh.

Mothkiller
Mothkiller
2 years ago

So my spouse had the best comment on Kavanaugh.

“When the Trump Administration sends their Supreme Court nominees, they’re not sending their best…

and some, I assume, are good people.”