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Incel Redditors: “If you are a male shorter than 5’5″ you have no reason to continue living”

Completely unsexy failure Prince, you’ve probably never heard of him

By David Futrelle

In the Braincels subreddit, the main hangout on Reddit for so-called “involuntary celibates,” the regulars are once again bemoaning that “life is over” for guys who are a few inches shorter than the national average.

If you are a male that is shorter than 5'5" there is nothing for you in this world. (self.Braincels) submitted 5 days ago by 86160 You will never be happy. You will never be respected by society. You will never be loved by a woman. Your achievements, no matter how great, will never be recognized. You have no reason to continue living. Why continue to struggle for nothing?

Naturally, most of those Braincellers who have responded to 86160’s thoughtful analysis of height discrimination not only agree with him; they also think that he is probably understating just how dire it is for short men, suggesting that he could probably raise his estimate of the Height Below Which All Male Life is Basically Impossible to 5’8″ (just one inch shorter than the average height of American men) or even 6′ (3 inches taller than the average).

Ah yes, because no man less than 5’5″ 5’8″ 6′ has ever succeeded at anything, or been respected by anyone, or gotten a kiss from a lady. You may recall how the musical career of the wee fellow who called himself “Prince” was derailed forever because he was only 5’2″ — and good luck finding anyone who thought he was cute, much less sexy.

And you’ve probably never heard of Peter Dinklage (4’5″) or Martin Scorsese (5’3″) or Paul Simon (also 5’3″) or Seth Green (5’4″) or Micheal J. Fox (also 5’4″) or Mel Brooks (also also 5’4″) or Truman Capote (also also also 5’4″). And there couldn’t possibly have been an actual professional basketball player (“Muggsy” Bogues) who was 5’3″, must have hallucinated that.

Looking over the course of history, there have clearly never been any short men with power or prestige or HAWT girlfriends or anything, I mean, obviously you’ve never heard of Henri Toulouse-Lautrec (4’11”), Andrew Carnegie (5’2″), Beethoven (5’3″), Voltaire (5’3″), Gandhi (5’4″), Picasso (5’4″). It’s not like Genghis Khan — whose genes live on today in literally millions of men, making him the most genetically successful man in history — was a 5’1′ shorty. OH WAIT.

If I were to raise this arbitrary cutoff to 5’8″ I would have to include such notable male unsucccesses as Martin Luther King, Jr., Bruce Lee, Winston Churchill, Napoleon Boneparte, Rivers Cuomo, Robin Williams, Bono, Tom Cruise,
Thom Yorke, Al Pacino, Roger Daltrey, Daniel Radcliffe, Dustin Hoffman, Bruno Mars, Jack Black, Aziz Ansari, Jason Schwartzman, Jon Stewart,  Elton John, Mario Andretti, Henry Winkler, Beck, Manny Pacquiao, Bob Dylan, Alfred Hitchcock, Spike Lee, Mike Myers, Steven Spielberg, F. Scott Fitzgerald,
J. R. R. Tolkien, Ralph Lauren, Alexander the Great, David Sedaris, Jesse Eisenberg, Gael Garcia Bernal, George Lucas, Isaac Newton, Sylvester Stallone, Elijah Wood, Billy Joel (to shamelessly steal names from a couple of lists I found here and here, as I did for the previous paragraphs as well).

I would include some examples of famous men less than 6′ as well except then I would have to list MOST OF THE FAMOUS MEN WHO’VE EVER LIVED.

Yes, dudes, it’s true that short men do face discrimination of various kinds. And yes, there are women who, all else being equal, prefer taller men to shorter men, just as there are some men who prefer women with bit tits to women with small tits. Because some people have preferences about such things.

But all you have to do to rebut the incel folk belief that “short people got no reason to live” (to quote a song intended to point out the absurd nature of all prejudice and not actually to rag on short people at all) is to get off the Braincels subreddit for five minutes and observe the world around you, in which you cal literally see with your own eyes countless short men living happy lives, some of them even with HAWT girlfriends and wives in tow.

I mean, I’ve literally seen HAWT women out there walking hand in hand with short men down the street within feet of my apartment, and I don’t even get out that much. I’VE KNOWN SHORT DUDES WHO ENDED UP DATING WOMEN I WANTED TO DATE GODDAMMIT, WHY AM I EVEN DEFENDING THESE LADY STEALING DUDES IN THE FIRST PLACE, DAMN YOU SHORT DUDES DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL WHY ARE YOU SO GOOD WITH THE LADIES

What was I talking about again?

I guess the moral here is that you can make yourself miserable about anything and maybe, just maybe, this is not a good way to live your life? Maybe a whole movement designed to convince dudes that they should be miserable all the time because of things that they don’t control and that … aren’t actually going to condemn them to lives of misery if they don’t let them … is a really bad idea?

Just a thought, fellas. I mean, seriously. What the hell are you even doing?

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Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
2 years ago

@ weird eddie

Yeah, it’s mainly down to Brit propaganda, also capitalising on a misunderstanding (probably deliberately) of ‘Petit’ as a physical description rather than a rank designation. Napoleon also appeared a bit shorter because he hung around with the dragoons, who were all pretty tall.

Rabid Rabbit
Rabid Rabbit
2 years ago
Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
2 years ago

@ rabid rabbit

Cheers for that. Those cartoons were interesting, and I guess show how early the myth (was) started.

Fishy Goat
Fishy Goat
2 years ago

@kupo No, no you’re not. <3 And Peter Dinklage. <3

I still want Linda Hunt to narrate my biography…if I ever had one. 😀

Fetch
Fetch
2 years ago

I personally, being a short-ish man, find myself most attracted to men of around my own height. It’s nice being at eye level with someone, and having similar stride lengths and comfortable hand-holding and kissing. So, within an inch or so, ideally; six footers had better make up for it elsewhere.

Citerior Motive
Citerior Motive
2 years ago

Napoleon got a reputation for being very short because French feet at the time were longer than English ones. English cartoonists got wind of the fact that he was 5′2″ (en les unités françaises) and drew loads of propaganda cartoons in which he was really short.

I guess the point is that the portrayal of short men as unmasculine is way older than modern MRA/incel culture (and much older than Napoleon, for that matter).

Kätzchenjammer
Kätzchenjammer
2 years ago

@Kupo

I can’t be the only one who had a crush on Warwick Davis growing up, can I?

I did too. That wicked smile. <3

Genjones
Genjones
2 years ago

Kupo- You’re not alone. I wanted to marry Warwick Davis after I saw him in Willow. I was about six at the time, and had perfectly innocent fantasies about how we would settle down in his peaceful village for a quiet life of merry harvest festivals and pan flutes. But all that was over once I saw Time Bandits, and fell for bad boy Randall. Then I had perfectly innocent fantasies about how we would embark on adventures of benign villainy and heist the whole of spacetime, cackling over our heap of shiny treasure.

http://www.aveleyman.com/Gallery/2017/R/14315-19636.jpg

MUST STEAL ALL THE THINGS!!!

Moon Custafer
Moon Custafer
2 years ago

@Genjones:

Did you ever see Rapaport in The Bride? He and Clancy Brown were the main reasons to see that movie.

Katamount
Katamount
2 years ago

I just want to drill down into something in the OP:

“Your accomplishments, no matter how great, will never be recognized. You have no reason to continue living.”

So all of the incredible experiences that led to great accomplishments (theoretically) in the lives of these “Braincels” are worthless unless they’re validated through… sex? So the accomplishments themselves are not reason enough for being, they need to be used as currency to play kissy-face, huh?

I suffer from depression and at my lowest moments, I told myself that nothing I did was great. That’s how my misery manifested itself, despite all the things I had done (getting a degree, improving as an artist over the years). These guys are just the right kind of narcissist that they think they’re movers and shakers in the cultural sphere, but they’ve attached such value to sex that unless they’re getting it from the most conventionally attractive woman, there’s no point.

It’s such a bizarre bit of self-contradiction and it clearly didn’t cause any congnitive dissonance in the poster, because he typed those sentences right next to each other.

Doethreetwoone
Doethreetwoone
2 years ago

I KNEW IT! I cannot be 5’3, I must be 6’0. It is obvious: I have a stable relationship with a good partner, two smart and charismatic daughters, an advanced degree from a good school, my own business. As such, I cannot be 5’3, everyone else is just 7’5.

Or incels have no clear understanding of human interaction. No…no…I’m definitely 6’0 tall

Full Metal Ox
2 years ago

@Podkayne:

My first thought was of Peter Dinklage. Sexy. Married. Famous. Probably financially decently off, what with Game of Thrones and all that. Very short.

He probably has killer canthal tilt and thicc wrists though, which explains it.

Dinklage was also one of the few redeeming things about Knights of Badassdom, which takes much the same approach to nerd culture as Big Bang Theory: point and laugh at (as distinct from with) the subculture you’re purporting to represent. (Like the first Ghost Rider movie, KOB can be regarded as a fun metal video* with a tedious two-hour prologue.)

*Dinklage–whose character is being summoned as a champion by the song; long story– enters at about 1:48: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5a8LiEc3Ro

Victorious Parasol
Victorious Parasol
2 years ago

Wasn’t Dudley Moore a rather infamous ladies’ man back in the day?

Incels can keep talking about canthal tilt and wrist size and whatnot, but guys, seriously. It’s not what you got – it’s how you play the cards dealt.

Full Metal Ox
2 years ago

@Kereea:

Seriously, RDJ is considered one of the sexiest dudes alive and people LOVE joking about how short he is compared to his costars and how he wears lifts in tons of scenes because Tony Stark is taller than RDJ is.

A scene I’d always wanted to see in the Marvel Cinematic Universe (but which never happened because the X-Men and the Avengers were in different corporate hands:

Logan to 5’8″ Robert Downey Jr. as 6’1″ Iron Man: “Somehow, I thought you’d be taller.”

Tony to 6’3″ Hugh Jackman as 5’3″ Wolverine: “Somehow, I thought you’d be shorter.”

(Tip of the adamantium helmet to Agilebrit on Livejournal’s Fanficrants.)

Kreator
Kreator
2 years ago

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Married couple: the late Argentinian entertainer Jorge Guinzburg and TV producer Andrea Stivel (she’s 5′ 9”). Incels, what gives?

Virgin Mary
Virgin Mary
2 years ago

I have never heard of this ‘canthal tilt’ thing, I had to look it up. It looks like another anti Semitic thing, remember Trump talking about someone having sleepy Jew eyes or somesuch rubbish?
Anyway, the young Paul McCartney was very attractive, so it’s utter tosh.

Virgin Mary
Virgin Mary
2 years ago

I agree with Cyborbette that tall and strong guys are dangerous. When I was still trying to be straight, I always felt repulsed by men who I felt could over power me. I went out with a guy who was 5’4” and a bodybuilder and that was bad enough, never again. I also tried dating a man who was 5’9” but disabled, as I felt safer with him, he had ME and had to get about in a wheelchair or mobility scooter. I felt that I was expected to be a career tho and he was too demanding, but feeling safe was my objective.

I am worried about transitioning as I am only just under 5’7”, I feel too short and skinny to pass as a decent man, but I’m about the same height as Putin so I guess I’ll just have to live with that.

Cyborgette
Cyborgette
2 years ago

@Virgin Mary

First rule of transitioning: it is for you and nobody else. You are not obligated to pass perfectly, be handsome, or anything else like that. Passing and being conventionally attractive can definitely make things easier, but that’s not obligation, that’s society being shitty and policing people.

I kinda don’t want to write, like, a long thing about this publicly. But for now suffice to say, it’s your decision and no one else’s, and the hell with society’s conventions about what constitutes a decent man. <3

(Also, being honest, I've met a lot of shockingly handsome trans guys and most have been roughly in your size range.)

Weird (and tired of trumplings) Eddie
Weird (and tired of trumplings) Eddie
2 years ago

off-topic…

moronity by a trumpling responding to a question in a science blog:

What did all the climate changes in the past do without man to be concerned about them? They just happened and life went on.

yeah… but they eliminated 98% of living species in several cases….

… “oh, my, there sure are a lot of wildfires these days… oh, well, life goes on…”

… “oh, my, but the 107 degree temperatures and lack of rain all summer in Kansas sure makes it hard to grow crops… oh, well, life goes on…”

… “oh, my, the hurricanes are really getting bad… oh, well, life goes on…”

… “oh, my, the sea level is rising and drowning all the coastal cities… oh, well, life goes on…”

So at what point do these doofuses say it’s bad enough to DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT???

… “oh, my, it’s even getting hot here in our bunker, and we’ve been out of food for a really long time… oh, well, life… go… ….”

Surplus to Requirements, Observer of the Vast Blight-Wing Enstupidation
Surplus to Requirements, Observer of the Vast Blight-Wing Enstupidation
2 years ago

At the point when there’s a magical way to do something about it without hurting oil company profits, and not before, of course.

Michael Suttkus, II
Michael Suttkus, II
2 years ago

I’m six foot two inches! I used to be six foot three, but age, you know.

Anyway, where are all my hawt babes at? Did they get lost? Who do I contact about this?

epitome of incomprehensibility

@JenniferAndLightning –

What really grinds my gears, though, is that height discrimination (like many of the manosphere’s less delusional complaints) is a product of patriarchy. I mean the term “manlet” screams toxic masculinity.

Yes, agreed.

I used to be so self-conscious about being short when I was a kid! I did NOT like it. But it hardly bothered me by the time I was 17 or 18. I thought this was because adults in general don’t care much about height, but now that I think about it, it also could be because women don’t get as much flak for being short (“tall = masculine, small = feminine” stereotype).

As for men, I had a crush on Elijah Wood as Frodo in LOTR when I was 13-15. A somewhat short person playing an even shorter character!

And the only boyfriend I’ve had was almost exactly my height (I think it’s 159 cm? about 5’2”). I’m really not organized enough to do work AND have a boyfriend or girlfriend now, but I do have a slight preference for people closer to my height.

Now, this wouldn’t mean anything to an incel – to them, I’d be a meh-worthy HB5. A bisexual who is not super hot and wouldn’t make out with hotter women solely for their benefit. Shocking. 😛

Skylalalalalalala
Skylalalalalalala
2 years ago

Wetherby
September 12, 2018 at 8:39 am
I know someone who’s 6’8″ who I suspect would gladly swap bodies with a 5’6″-er if the opportunity ever arose. If incels think that society discriminates against short people, they should try existing in an environment where having your knees forced up against your chest in a theatre or banging your head on the top of a doorframe are regular things.

My husband is 6’8″. He’d gladly trade with someone 6′, anyway. We joke it’s too bad that you can’t give someone part of your height, because I want to be taller & he wants to be shorter.

He’s had several concussions from walking into ceilings/doors/light fixtures, his knees are shot from being jammed around his ears on an international flight, he had a horrific time when he was hospital for 2 1/2 months after nearly dying because they didn’t have bed long enough for him (until they brought in a specialist bed for his horrible bed sores that happened to also be long enough) etc, etc. So yeah, being super tall has a lot of actual physical issues, unlike the incel’s whiny nonsense about not getting laid because they’re short.

F is for 'Fro'
F is for 'Fro'
2 years ago

*raises hand*

I’m 6’1 with no romantic history whatsoever.

Incels, explain yourselves!

Yutolia the Green Hash Thing
Yutolia the Green Hash Thing
2 years ago

Re: Genghis Khan

Actually, no one knows how big he was since we haven’t found his tomb (which is on purpose, the mongols didn’t want anyone to be able desecrate their leader). However, according to contemporary accounts, he was huge (well, over 6 feet, which was huge for the time). He also might have had red hair and green eyes with Asian features due to the tremendous genetic mixing on the step (remember the Afghan girl from the cover of National Geographic with the piercing blue eyes?)

Yutolia the Green Hash Thing
Yutolia the Green Hash Thing
2 years ago

I am also 5’10”, and like some others on here, that sometimes makes it harder for me to find guys that are taller than me. But guess what? To me that doesn’t matter because I tend to be very attracted to Asian men. Yes, Jet Li is short. He’s also incredibly fucking hot.

Bakunin
Bakunin
2 years ago

@Virgin Mary
Forget passing as a decent man, pass as an indecent man! 🙂

But like Cyborgette said, it’s not for other people. And 5’7″ isn’t that short, it’s just below average for the U.S., and I believe the U.S. is a bit of an outlier for the average of the entire planet.

I’m pretty sure most dudes add an inch at least, besides.

tim gueguen
2 years ago

The incels are probably too young to remember the long running late ’80s-early ’90s TV series L.A. Law. Two of the main characters were lawyers Stuart Markowitz and Ann Kelsey, who had a romantic relationship throughout the series. They were played by real life married couple Michael Tucker and Jill Eikenberry. Tucker is several inches shorter than Eikenberry, and the show never hid the fact.

Bina
2 years ago

@Virgin Mary:

I am worried about transitioning as I am only just under 5’7”, I feel too short and skinny to pass as a decent man, but I’m about the same height as Putin so I guess I’ll just have to live with that.

If it’s any help, I have a friend who’s shorter than that (like about 5’3″), and skinny too. He’s happier than he’s ever been since he transitioned, and no one whom he hasn’t enlightened is any the wiser that he’s trans. I hope you don’t let the toxic masculine standards of a bunch of assy incels deter you from doing what’s right for you.

Jarnsaxa
Jarnsaxa
2 years ago

Short men are easier to reach. Handy!

Aleph
Aleph
2 years ago

My answer to these Incels is that average height is very subjective, as from experience it seems that most of us from Latin America are probably shorter than most folks in North America and Europe (one example being that southern Mexicans are much shorter than their northern counterparts, although I’m not sure if that’s entirely true). I say this as I’ve noticed that many Incels are from the UK and I’ve heard that northern Europeans are usually tall, thus their eschewed view of “average height” and their nonsense.

I’m around 5’10” and since childhood I thought that I was one of the tallest people around for a long time, that is until my best friend and his brother got even taller (which according to the Incels they should be chads by now, but AFAIK they aren’t) and back in college I used to see shorter guys walking around all the time with their girlfriends. I also had a friend who also had a girlfriend and both were shorter than me as well, for example. And this is from a city in the southern border, so I don’t know if guys in New England, for example, are taller in comparison.

(A)utonomous Escapist
(A)utonomous Escapist
2 years ago

Actual 6’3″ man here, can confirm, must use broom to ward off the attentions of women. Bristles nearly worn off. This may be my last broadcast…

Lumipuna (nee Arctic Ape)
Lumipuna (nee Arctic Ape)
2 years ago

Wetherby:

I know someone who’s 6’8″ who I suspect would gladly swap bodies with a 5’6″-er if the opportunity ever arose. If incels think that society discriminates against short people, they should try existing in an environment where having your knees forced up against your chest in a theatre or banging your head on the top of a doorframe are regular things.

Perhaps most incels would agree that being 6’8″ provides no further SMV benefit compared to being just about 6′. Heck, it might be even detrimental if you asked some very tall incel!

Hell, I’m 6’3″, and that’s not exactly a picnic either. Especially if you hit that height early enough to be painfully self-conscious about it throughout most of your teens.

I’m 6’6″ and it felt surprisingly normal at first, since I wasn’t at all self-conscious in my teens. I was flexible and very thin, which helped to fit in society (so to say). I wasn’t aware that knocking my head on things is dangerous and probably gradually detrimental to my brain health. I wasn’t aware that looming over people might creep them out.

Now I’m older, more aware, less flexible/less able to tolerate positional discomfort, and feel generally more entitled to ergonomy. I automatically duck in doorways, which sometimes makes people curious. On a positive note, it’s super validating when coworkers ask me to reach for something.

Marshmallow Stacey Maximal (formerly bluecat)
Marshmallow Stacey Maximal (formerly bluecat)
2 years ago

One of the hottest men I’ve ever seen was Ian Dury.

But hang on a second – are we sure this isn’t a double bluff here?

Is it possible the posters on the incel forum of joy and reasonableness have noticed that short men (wherever you decide “short” starts) don’t really seem to have a problem attracting partners or achieving success, and are trying to spike potential competition?

If you are x, you have no reason to live… if you are y you have no reason to live, if you are z… hey, why are you still living and getting in my way?

As an attitude to life it stinks, but for people as wedded to the idea of reproductive strategies according to evo-psych as the manosphere seems to be, someone might have thought it worth a shot.

rugbyyogi
rugbyyogi
2 years ago

@Virgin Mary –

I’d never heard of canthal tilt either til seeing it on this website. But when I looked it up I was like – oh my man happens to have the ‘good stuff’. My partner has some kickass canthal tilt – I mean these guys would be all over it.

True story – he was a virgin til grad school – and not ‘by choice’. His canthal tilt did him no good (then) – but now, who’s to say I wasn’t actually attracted to that – he does have great eyes. However, he also has a great personality, at least for me. It’s an absolute joy living with him.

As to the anti-semitism of it – I dunno. I wouldn’t put it past the people who are obsessed by such physical features determining their entire fate to have it as a dog-whistle – but my partner is Jewish.

However, that sleepy-eye thing is not something I’d heard of either – here’s the Trumpian use of it: https://politicaldig.com/trump-just-got-called-launching-racist-dog-whistle-attack-nbcs-chuck-todd/ That one does sound for sure like it was dog-whistle.

Wetherby
Wetherby
2 years ago

Someone on incels.me thinks that 6’4″ is average height for a man.

Mind you, these people think that nine-inch penises are also average. And indeed that wrist circumference matters.

Bananananana dakry: Short-Haired, Fat, and Deranged
Bananananana dakry: Short-Haired, Fat, and Deranged
2 years ago

It’s almost as if height has less to do with incels’ lack of success with women than the fact their personalities are flaming toxic dumps. How strange.

(Full disclosure: Mr. Dakry is 6′ 4″. I’m a foot shorter. The fact that we seem to be mentally two halves of a complete albeit dysfunctional brain probably had a lot more to do with the marriage and all, though. It’s definitely not an advantage in airline economy class for him.)

Syntaxvorlon
Syntaxvorlon
2 years ago

WRT Ghengis Khan:

Given your previous post about how incels view non-consensual sex as a ‘successful’ mating strategy, a great deal of the great Khan’s genetic proliferation probably counts, but this might be muddying the waters of your general outlook on such things. The idea of Temujin as ‘height-cel’ probably hasn’t occurred to them, but it’s probably a bad one to suggest.

Dormousing_it
Dormousing_it
2 years ago

Bruce Lee, I’ve heard, was only 5’7″ . Yet, he was so charismatic. I know Humphrey Bogart wasn’t blessed in the height department, and neither is Tom Cruise. It didn’t seem to hurt their careers any.

That being said, it can be a pain being shorter than average. I’m 5 feet 2 and a half. I round up to 5’3″ , because every little bit helps☺ One thing about it – IMO, gaining a little bit of weight stands out more when you happen to be short. Gaining 5 pounds, for me, means I can’t fasten my pants.😕

Hambeast
Hambeast
2 years ago

Like Podkayne Lives, I was told by my pediatrician that I would be at least 5’10” and probably taller. Whatever new and exciting formula they were using for these forecasts back in the 60’s/70’s was not a winner in my case, either, since I topped out at 5’7″. It still crushed my dreams of being a jockey back when I was 8 or so but it saved my mom from having to tell me that it would’ve been a pipe dream anyway for a kid from such big-boned roots!

It also didn’t stop me from being one of the tallest kids in every one of my elementary school classes which meant nothing to me until fourth grade when we had dance lessons (square dancing, yet!) and I had to dance with other girls because there were more girls than boys AND because I was taller than most of the boys. Maybe because of that, I’ve never felt particularly feminine.

I also have an attraction to shorter men; my preference is for guys shorter than 5’9″. Husbeast is 6’1″ and I didn’t marry him for his height! There are other things that are way more important!! (you should see his wrists /s)

Full Metal Ox
2 years ago

This would seem to be a perfect pretext to mention the late Filipino kung fu sensation Weng Weng–who, at 2’9″, made a career of playing David to various Goliaths in such films as For Yu’r Height Only and The Impossible Kid:

Cat Mara
Cat Mara
2 years ago

By total coincidence, I was reading the article in Wikipedia on Georg Christoph Lichtenberg, the 18th Century German philosopher, satirist and early researcher into electrical phenomena who, among other achievements, was one of the first people to suggest using paper with a square-root-of-two proportion that is the basis for the ISO “A” Series and which gives the useful feature that folding a given size in half gives you the next size down. The article notes:

Lichtenberg became a hunchback owing to a malformation of his spine. This left him unusually short, even by 18th-century standards.

It almost immediately follows with:

Lichtenberg had many romances.

So, yeah, in your face, heightcels.

(The rest of the article is a a bit squick insofar as at least one of Lichtenberg’s relationships began when the woman was 13, though they at least seem to have waited until she was 16 before co-habitating…)

Buttercup Q. Skullpants
Buttercup Q. Skullpants
2 years ago

I’m 5’8 3/4″. Back in my online dating days, when filling out profiles, there weren’t any options in between 5’8″ and 5’9″. I usually picked 5’9″ because that was closer to my true height than 5’8″.

Then I met a gentleman for a lunch date who was incredibly suspicious from the get-go. He kept insisting I wasn’t 5’9″, no way, I must have lied on my profile. He didn’t believe me when I explained the fraction issue (apparently he felt that women’s heights should always be whole integers) and actually made me stand up so we could measure back to back. It was weird how deeply invested he was in trying to prove I had maliciously misrepresented myself. All because of a quarter of an inch.

I ended the date shortly after that. Ain’t nobody got time for that nonsense.

It does seem that people who obsess over height tend to be men, who take as gospel the studies that show that tall men earn more, are more likely to be executives, leaders, captains of sports teams, etc. But all of that is largely men giving power to men for possessing those traits (and the incel corollary, that power alone is what gives men access to women). I don’t have any particular romantic preference for height, and neither do any of the straight women I know.

Incels are their own worst policers.

Catalpa
Catalpa
2 years ago

It does seem that people who obsess over height tend to be men, who take as gospel the studies that show that tall men earn more, are more likely to be executives, leaders, captains of sports teams, etc. But all of that is largely men giving power to men for possessing those traits

On top of that, height is also positively correlated with nutrition received during development. People who get to eat better quality food more often tend to grow bigger than those who don’t. The people who are more likely to eat high quality food during childhood are those with rich parents. And whether or not you have rich parents is a huge factor in your future success. I expect it isn’t so much “people who are taller are advantaged in life” as it is “people who are advantaged in life tend to be taller”.

Marshmallow Stacy Maximal (formerly bluecat)
Marshmallow Stacy Maximal (formerly bluecat)
2 years ago

On top of that, height is also positively correlated with nutrition received during development.

Yes – and a lot of sexual dimorphism in humans may be due to boys getting preferential feeding in infancy and childhood.

Just chatting today to an older friend (b 1943) who remembers that in her family her stepfather and her brother had meat every day, rather cheaper meat scraps for the dogs, and she, her mother and sisters, ate the veg with gravy, or sometimes offal. She recalled the smell of a tin bucket full of lights boiling…

Probably rather healthier, in fact, but a bit short on protein, and the veg would have been boiled to oblivion.

Amy Scanlon
Amy Scanlon
2 years ago

These people seem to be normalizing “crazy”.

But as for short men (and women) it’s a dilemma I sometimes dealt with indirectly in a recent job. I did work involving prior authorizations for pharmacy. And one thing where insurance companies had different cut-offs for was the idea of giving growth hormones to short preteens and early teens (in some extreme cases puberty blockers were added to add time in which the hormones would be more effective).

While I had no actual decision making power I did get to run through the process with different insurance plans. One middle ground in the debate over growth hormones for kids who were “Idiopathic Short Stature” which is to say had no specific growth or endocrine disorder, but were just very short, was to suggest “They should be candidates if their short stature is disabling, but not just for social reasons.”

Problem was a lot of companies went by 2.5 Standard deviations which meant the “disabling” criteria was more applied to girls than boys.