Butt seriously? ANAL PORN is WHITE GENOCIDE, amateur Red Pill philosopher contends

By David Futrelle

Sometimes the sideshow is more interesting than the main event. Consider this strange ass-ault on butt-sex porn found in the comments to a Return of Kings post titled “GLOBOHOMO RAINBOW MAFIA IS FORCING THE U.S. NATIONAL SOCCER TEAMS TO WEAR GAY PRIDE JERSEYS.”

You might wonder how any comment, no matter how absurd, could manage to upstage a post like that. Let the amateur Red Pill philosopher MCGOO show you how it’s done:

There’s an awful lot of ((anus porn)) that pops up when you turn off your browser filter, like 80% of white woman depections showing them being plugged in the ass – and instructing white males how in reality NOT to do their wife.

First off, I’m pretty sure the anti-Semitic (((echoes))) thing is supposed to have three parentheses on each side, not two, unless there’s an anti-Semitism shortage oI’m not aware of that has necessitated some sort of (((echo))) rationing.

Second of all, where exactly is all this (((anus porn))) showing up? Because I’m on the internet basically all day and all night and this stuff is not popping up for me unbidden. (I do see a lot of ads for Torrid and Lane Bryant because a friend keeps sending me links to shirts she’s thinking of buying.)

The anus porn is false sex education intended to arrest white breeding.

WHAT WHAT (in the butt)!?

Is he actually suggesting that anal porn causes what the white supremacists like to call “white genocide?” Yes. Yes he is.

IT’S THE WRONG HOLE DUMMIES.

I want this on a t-shirt.

The girls portrayed are no name non stars or celebrities, just random pretty genes out there being squandered and going to waste while they’re either earning ten bucks or they’re being given a whiff of blow.

Er, having anal sex does not preclude anyone from having sex in the front butt as well. Also, no white woman, however “pretty” her genes, is obliged to pop out white babies because some idiot internet racists want her to.

The next time some sh¡tter porn comes on my screen I’m tempted to smash it. I remember many times when I wanted to throw my TV out the window back in the 80s with all the anti cultural garbage that was televised, but this internet bung garbage is too much.

BRB, going to write a reboot of the film Network called Internetwork in which an angry Nazi neckbeard goes to the window of his mom’s basement and shouts out “I’m mad as heil and this internet bung garbage is too much!”

But let’s return to the already scheduled rant already in progress, which is about to take a strange detour into dog sex. No, not that kind of dog sex, but the sex that dogs have with each other and human legs and sometimes inanimate objects.

I’ll admit it’s always funny seeing an unnaturally small thoroughbred mini dog humping a fire hydrant – or a guest’s leg – but of course they don’t know what they’re doing becaust they’re genetic mutants. It’s mostly the unnaturally small dog breeds. Rarely do you see a large german shepherd service dog humping inanimate objects although occasionally a big retarded mutt comes along and shows he’s got some 

Well, that’s enough of that. Let’s ignore the rest of the dog rant and move on.

But healthy normal sized white humans being tricked into sh¡thole poking like we see in the k*keporn??? WE’RE NOT POMERANIANS dammitt!!

Hey, speak for yourself buddy. Some of us are pomeranians.

I’m so sick of the brainwashing. It’s not a bit funny anymore.

At this point MCGOO, rather unexpectedly, turns to the subject of the post: the dreaded “globohomo” threat to manly man sports.

And enough of the rainbowization of masculine sports. These sportsmen who are the least genetically prone to being incels are being propagandized to incorrectly visualize anuses and inanimate objects for sex so as to arrest normal breeding.

Inanimate objects? Are there really a lot of pornos out there featuring dudes having sex with sex toys or, I dunno, their couch? I mean, there are plenty of pornos featuring women and sex toys — or so I’ve, er, heard — but dudes?

Mr. MCGOO ends his rant by imagining himself violently (albeit somewhat creatively) attacking a gay man. Because what better way to end a political argument than with a physically impossible hate crime?

Oooh I’d just like to shove a fire hydrant up some globohomo’s ass and a pomeranian down their throat – and then shake like a power ade drink tumbler. Then they would crap a humping pomeranian the next day right there on the corner of the sidewalk. Now THAT would be funny. 

Um, what!? I think Mr. MCGOO has been drinking something a little more powerful than power-ade.

H/T — Thanks to Blue Pill Redditor BrazilianSigma for bringing Mr. MCGOO’s comment into the light of day.