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He drinks a cider drink: Huge weirdo Jordan Peterson says a glass of apple cider kept him awake for a month

Jordan Peterson gets knocked down, and lies there terrified, unsleeping, for a month

By David Futrelle

In addition to being terrible, Canadian fussbudget paleothinker Jordan Peterson is just plain fucking weird, especially when it comes to his diet. You’ve probably heard about his all-meat diet ( The Atlantic goes into great detail about it here).

But have you heard what happens when he drinks apple cider? In the video below, he tells Joe Rogan that when he drank apple cider after going on his all-meat diet it “produced an overwhelming sense of impending doom” and kept him awake for 25 days.

As in, literally no sleep for a month. Which is literally impossible. While one young Frenchman with a rare disorder managed to survive on only a few minutes of sleep a night for several months, no one has ever gone completely without sleep for 25 days in the history of our species; that’s more than twice the world record. Which you’d think that Peterson, as a professor of psychology, would know.

Anyway, the video (below) is only a minute and a half, and it will CHANGE YOUR LIFE.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfoKwQ2Cw6A

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Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
6 years ago

@Alan

… Aside from the transphobia, what bugs me the most about that balloon is that it looks absolutely nothing like Khan. Are we sure they didn’t repurpose a balloon of Professor Oak?

Surplus to Requirements, Observer of the Vast Blight-Wing Enstupidation
Surplus to Requirements, Observer of the Vast Blight-Wing Enstupidation
6 years ago

@A. Noyd:

Night terrors were one of the fun side-effects of one of the drugs on my childhood’s psych-med-go-round. The same one also caused me to sleep up to 18 hours some days. I think it might even have been the same damned Haldol that caused that generalized dysphoria thing.

@Gaebolga:

I had an 8-month period of my life when I felt a constant – and constantly growing – sense of impending doom.

I think the clinical term for that is “the 2016 election campaign”. 🙂

Surplus to Requirements, Observer of the Vast Blight-Wing Enstupidation
Surplus to Requirements, Observer of the Vast Blight-Wing Enstupidation
6 years ago

@Cat Mara

That cat gif is adorable.

kupo
kupo
6 years ago

Part of the Chuck Tingle/Laci Green argument, for those interested.
https://twitter.com/ChuckTingle/status/1035193550466473984?s=19

Jesalin: Clit-o-centric Lesbian Goddess
Jesalin: Clit-o-centric Lesbian Goddess
6 years ago

@Bakunin

Also, way off topic, but I swear the spironolactone pills they gave me smell like mint. Seriously, it’s like opening an altoids tin. Is it just me, or what?

Yep, Spiro is minty.

Hippodameia
Hippodameia
6 years ago

Jordan Peterson: Dire Consequences of an All-Seagull Diet

Monzach
Monzach
6 years ago

@Cat Mara

Now, now, let’s not sell good ol’ HPL short here. He wasn’t [i]just[/i] a racist horror writer. He was also a racist [i]fantasy[/i] and [i]science fiction[/i] writer. To be honest, of course, all three genres were still under the umbrella of Weird Fiction at the time when he died, in 1937. 🙂

I’m such a big fan of Lovecraft’s more palatable writings that I own his collected fiction in both book and audio form. 😀

Monzach
Monzach
6 years ago

For whatever reason I don’t get an edit window on my posts right now, so apologies for the botched HTML tags in my previous post. Mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa. 🙁

Pie
Pie
6 years ago

@Scented Fucking Hard Chairs

… Aside from the transphobia, what bugs me the most about that balloon is that it looks absolutely nothing like Khan. Are we sure they didn’t repurpose a balloon of Professor Oak?

The alt-reich have consistently shown themselves to be devoid of talent or originality. It is practically a dogwhistle, now… “anyone who doesn’t think that this is funny or clever is one of them“.

Valentin - Emigrantski Ragamuffin
Valentin - Emigrantski Ragamuffin
6 years ago

Also, I wouldn’t worry too much about it, unless you know of family members who’ve had the condition.

Mish, it’s not really that I am afraid I will have it, that will be very unlucky. I am not sure exactly but its more because it is just so horrible to read about. Its like watching a horror movie, but real. And I will think about it for a long time now because that’s just my nature ?

it’s similar to how I felt after I read VDR transcript from El Faro, a vessel which sank in hurricane. I felt afraid for a long time after and I read the transcript many times (it’s 510 pages long!). I knew that I was not on that vessel and I didn’t know the people and hopefully I will never be on a vessel in that situation but I still felt afraid about it.

Cat Mara
Cat Mara
6 years ago

@Monzach: Oh, don’t get me wrong, I love me some HPL (ain’t no prose purpler! ?), it’s just the racism tends to undermine his whole thesis. I mean, when your whole pose is that we are all mere specks in a universe so malevolently indifferent to us and our petty concerns that the merest inkling of its immensity would drive us stark gibbering mad– mad! I tell you!— breaking off from this to pass an unkind remark about your fellow human specks’ physiognomy tends to ruin the effect somewhat, from an artistic perspective as well as being a colossal dick move.

Obligatory link to The Toast

kupo
kupo
6 years ago

@Monzach

For whatever reason I don’t get an edit window on my posts right now, so apologies for the botched HTML tags in my previous post. Mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa. ?

It’s not just you. Lots of people have been reporting issues with posts getting swallowed, not showing up right away, and not showing the edit link or showing up after the edit window is over.

weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee

I’m hearing all these fond remembrances of John McCain all week that note his huge and scary temper but also note how wonderful he was in spite of that.

Yet when Maxine Waters has some fiery words for the Trump administration separating asylum seekers from their children and putting them all in concentration camps, she gets death threats and the media complains about how uncivil she is.

Gee. I wonder what that double standard could be about. I’m stumped here. Can anyone help me out?

A. Noyd
A. Noyd
6 years ago

Surplus to Requirements says:

I think it might even have been the same damned Haldol that caused that generalized dysphoria thing.

I haven’t had the…um…pleasure of making Haldol’s acquaintance. But that’s only because I made sure to look up the English for the prescription I got from this one jackass of a psychiatrist before I took it.

I was at the guy’s clinic because of anxiety and panic attacks, which I’ve had my entire life. So I’m familiar with the “psych-med-go-round” (nice term) and what works and what doesn’t. His prescribing me that, combined with his immeasurable condescension, ensured I never visited him again. I found out later he’s got a reputation for prescribing Haldol for everything and anything.

Surplus to Requirements, Observer of the Vast Blight-Wing Enstupidation
Surplus to Requirements, Observer of the Vast Blight-Wing Enstupidation
6 years ago

@kupo: And this has been going on for a couple of months now, with no technical resolution in sight. Why are the maintenance engineers apparently sitting on their hands when there’s a significant and unresolved technical problem for them to fix? There hasn’t even been any official word promising a fix “eventually”!

@A. Noyd:

Could be the guy is getting kickbacks from some pharma company to do that. There’s lots of ways of corrupting doctors that pharma sales reps employ, with wining and dining and free fancy vacations yachting and the like being the usual ones (as a straight up transfer of dollars between bank accounts would be noticed, I guess).

http://www.westernherald.com/opinion/article_d89a1086-c8c9-11e4-968c-7f8595357bca.html

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/bruce-e-levine/just-how-corrupted-has-am_b_157145.html

Sheila Crosby
Sheila Crosby
6 years ago

@kupo thanks for that twitter thread. I’ve been saying for a while that I don’t know what sex or gender is, but it was probably much more complicated than the two traditional boxes.

I’m begining to wonder whether lobsterman might be ill. I’m woefully unqualified to diagnose even if I met him in person, but he seems to me to be drifting away from reality in an unusual way. On top of being an authoritarian asshole, that is. Being ill and being an asshole are two different things, of course, but they sometimes occur together.

Full Metal Ox
6 years ago

@Cat Mara:

Guess who was a famous victim of night terrors? None other than everyone’s favourite (sic) racist horror writer, H.P. Lovecraft! Who knew that the Necronomicon was in fact a diet book subtitled Scream Yourself Thin? ?

In fact (as you may well be aware), Lovecraft wrote a poem about night terrors specifically brought on dietary choices(1); this may well have had roots in his own experience. (2)

(1) http://www.hplovecraft.com/writings/texts/poetry/p085.aspx

(2) http://www.hplovecraft.com/life/interest/foods.aspx

@ A. Noyd:

– “Low blood sugar is associated with both pediatric and adult night terrors.”
– “[Adult] night terrors can occur each night if the sufferer does not eat a proper diet….”

As a sufferer from Type II diabetes and sleep apnea, I can personally attest a link between blood sugar and night terrors–although mine occur during hyperglycemic spells, and often follow the Old Hag archetype. (The most terrifying episode–and I realize that this risks sounding like a Bloom County strip–had Sarah Palin, in a perky yellow suit, squatting astride my chest.)

Full Metal Ox
6 years ago

@Cat Mara:

Guess who was a famous victim of night terrors? None other than everyone’s favourite (sic) racist horror writer, H.P. Lovecraft! Who knew that the Necronomicon was in fact a diet book subtitled Scream Yourself Thin? ?

In fact (as you may well be aware), Lovecraft wrote a poem about night terrors specifically brought on dietary choices(1); this may well have had roots in his own experience. (2)

(1) http://www.hplovecraft.com/writings/texts/poetry/p085.aspx

(2) http://www.hplovecraft.com/life/interest/foods.aspx

@ A. Noyd:

– “Low blood sugar is associated with both pediatric and adult night terrors.”
– “[Adult] night terrors can occur each night if the sufferer does not eat a proper diet….”

As a sufferer from Type II diabetes and sleep apnea, I can personally attest a link between blood sugar and night terrors–although mine occur during hyperglycemic spells, and often follow the Old Hag archetype. (The most terrifying episode–and I realize that this risks sounding like a Bloom County strip–had Sarah Palin, in a perky yellow suit, squatting astride my chest.)

Valentin - Emigrantski Ragamuffin
Valentin - Emigrantski Ragamuffin
6 years ago

@kupo: And this has been going on for a couple of months now, with no technical resolution in sight. Why are the maintenance engineers apparently sitting on their hands when there’s a significant and unresolved technical problem for them to fix? There hasn’t even been any official word promising a fix “eventually”!

surplus, why do you adress this to kupo specifically? she’s not the engineer for this website, she can’t do anything about it. and we all know it is like this for months. there is nothing anyone here can do about it, so we just have to tolerate it. that’s just life sometimes. if you don’t like it so much then maybe you just have to stop using until it is fixed. or at least send your complaints to the correct channel, not to other commenters who also don’t enjoy this situation and also can’t do anything to fix it?

Surplus to Requirements, Observer of the Vast Blight-Wing Enstupidation
Surplus to Requirements, Observer of the Vast Blight-Wing Enstupidation
6 years ago

@Katamount, any other Ontarians here:

How do I renew my Ontario Electricity Support Program WITHOUT going through the entire rigmarole that one has to do to sign up the first time?

I want to just click “renew”, click “no, nothing has changed”, and have done with it. How the fuck do I do that? I have lost patience with this bureaucratic bullshit. I already did all of the labor demanded of me a year ago for this, and now I just want it working and staying working.

But their stupid website doesn’t seem to know the difference between “renew” and “new application”, and treats me as if I were a completely new applicant. Including eventually demanding that I print something out, which of course I can’t do because NOBODY USES PRINTERS ANYMORE, WE USE PHONES AND COMPUTERS TO DO EVERYTHING. Printers are expensive, useless boondoggles that constantly break down, especially if they AREN’T used frequently. If these idiots want me to print something out once a year they basically want me to spend $200 on a new printer every year just to print stuff for them, and no way no how that ain’t fucking happening.

They already have all of my information, and none of it has changed. They already have a consent form on file from me from last year. There IS NO NEED for all of this bullshit.

I just want to click a few things and be done! Or for them to have done the smart thing and it doesn’t NEED any kind of stupid “renewal” any more than my ODSP does!

Now someone please tell me how to make this whole thing just go away without any further work on my part. I don’t even remember what I did to circumvent their demand that I print their stupid form out last year, and I don’t want to remember, but I bet it involved enough hoop jumping and physically traveling around that I absolutely refuse to do it redundantly multiple times when once was already one time more than should have been necessary in this day and age.

So, how do I make this thing have been renewed with zero additional effort beyond a handful of mouse clicks or, at most, a phone call? Anyone?

Surplus to Requirements, Observer of the Vast Blight-Wing Enstupidation
Surplus to Requirements, Observer of the Vast Blight-Wing Enstupidation
6 years ago

@Valentin: It was in response to something she said, https://www.wehuntedthemammoth.com/2018/08/31/he-drinks-a-cider-drink-huge-weirdo-jordan-peterson-says-a-glass-of-apple-cider-kept-him-awake-for-a-month/comment-page-2/#comment-2199869

As for your comment, what “correct channel” would that be? I don’t know what company David hosts his website with, out of the thousands of webhost companies that exist on Earth, and as a non-customer I wouldn’t have any standing with them anyway — but he does. So the only channel we have is to/through him, and that’s right here, precisely where I posted my comment.

Cat Mara
Cat Mara
6 years ago

@Full Metal Ox

Fellow sleep apnoea sufferer here. I have a fairly mild case as of it as things go.

I haven’t read that poem before but I think I did read that list at some point about HPL’s favourite foods. Interesting that mince pies were still A Thing in the States in his day whereas they seem to have gone totally extinct nowadays. So much so that an American friend of mine who moved to the UK and developed a taste for them had to make some YouTube videos to show his relatives back home exactly what he was talking about and explain that no, despite the name, they don’t have ground meat in them…

(The most terrifying episode–and I realize that this risks sounding like a Bloom County strip–had Sarah Palin, in a perky yellow suit, squatting astride my chest.)

There’s night terrors and there’s night terrors. As the man himself wrote, “there is no language for such abysms of shrieking and immemorial lunacy, such eldritch contradictions of all matter, force, and cosmic order”. ?

Robert
Robert
6 years ago

I’ve been thinking about the TERF phenomenon recently. My current conclusion is that it’s an example of a problem that has several expressions but one origin. That being – you have a model of how the world works in your mind. Occasionally, you are confronted by evidence that the world itself actually works differently. To avoid the pain and effort of modifying your model, you fault reality for refusing to conform to the model. It’s been described as living in the map instead of the territory, or eating the menu instead of the meal.

Chuck Tingle is a treasure, isn’t he?

As a teenager, I’d read all of the published fiction of both Poe and Lovecraft by the time I’d graduated high school. I’m a little embarrassed that I never noticed Lovecraft’s racism, but then, I never noticed Poe’s use of the unreliable narrator. Rereading Poe with that understanding was quite a revelation. Rereading Lovecraft was almost nauseating.

Full Metal Ox, thanks for sharing the link to that poem. I’d never read it before. He could certainly churn it out, couldn’t he?

Cat Mara – I grew up with mince pies as a holiday staple. My husband considers it an abomination on par with fruitcake; amusingly, our son shares my taste for both. When he was young enough for Santa Claus, we left out fruitcake and eggnog instead of milk and cookies. So, mince pie still has its adherents.

Jane Done
Jane Done
6 years ago

@Dvärghundspossen:

I feel like I have a duty to take these discussions, and also sound as calm and reasonable to an outsider looking in as the TERFs I argue aganist because otherwise I’m just gonna fucking lose the discussion

Here’s a story of myself, a (former) outsider looking in:

I used to have an alt-right nazi sympathiser friend once, before I even knew what the alt-right was, before news of the resurgent nazi movement in the USA hit our country and my social circles and before I had been exposed to any kind of counter-discussion by level-headed normal non-nazi humans. But back to my alt-right (ex)friend. He was good at it, and I mean good. He had the charisma and smug demeanor to usurp every conversation in the direction he determined (when he wasn’t the instigator of the entire conversation itself) and make the most apalling things seem totally logical (like making the charlottesville murderer seem like self defense, white supremacy seem like champions of human rights, etc). He had me and everyone else in my friend circle hooked on his snake-oil sermons.

You know what the greatest weakness of bigots is? Fact.

I had a ‘heart-to-heart’ with the guy and a few other of his closest friends, alone in his rental. He started talking about a topic that I actually knew about, and I knew he was totally spouting bullshit, so I jokingly inserted a factoid that basically severed the foundation of his entire rambling speech.

These were his exact words (spoken jokingly with a smile):

“Oh I hate it when people know about things!”

Everyone there laughed it off like someone had just leg-hooked a martial arts master. The topic switched faster than the blink of an eye and his power over all conversation never waned for a second. He knew he had to distract attention from the facts as fast as possible, and he succeeded. But the seed of doubt never left me, and eventually, after starting to put a more critical eye to every downward-punching joke and unnecessarily hostile rant (and watching a couple factual documentaries), I ditched his neonazi ass and everyone else in that toxic circle of friends.

If you want to convince people who don’t know anything and are being manipulated by hateful propagandists, don’t let anyone say a single word without proving it. There is nothing hysterical about crushing peoples’ flimsy, emotionally charged nonsense with the burden of truth and opposing citations, nor is there anything “polite” about blathering on about pseudoscientific hate propaganda. They might claim otherwise, but anyone who openly spouts “facts don’t matter” or similar platitudes is self-delegitimising, and anyone who could be persuaded by that kind of speech is a lost cause anyway. You can’t make people “believe in their heart that facts are real”, they have to deal with that shortcoming themselves, all you can do is reveal hacks for what they are.

So, someone says “we shouldn’t lose sight of the fact that trans* people are not what they say and perform needless surgeries”? Is there peer-reviewed evidence that trans people are not what they say they are? Is there any peer-reviewed evidence that surgeries are not beneficial? If a) and b) are both false why should we “not lose sight” of this non-fact?

Keep the pressure on their weak spot (facts) and don’t let up until they discredit themselves. Cite facts, demand facts, quote their own words exactly (avoid paraphrasing, it lets them hijack the conversation) and do not ever let anyone forget that they have refused to even answer that one question way back at the beginning of the conversation. I’ve had people openly admit they “find facts boring” and are “too lazy to look up sources” because they can’t prove a single word they say.

Jane Done
Jane Done
6 years ago

@Robert

I’ve been thinking about the TERF phenomenon recently. My current conclusion is that it’s an example of a problem that has several expressions but one origin. That being – you have a model of how the world works in your mind. Occasionally, you are confronted by evidence that the world itself actually works differently. To avoid the pain and effort of modifying your model, you fault reality for refusing to conform to the model. It’s been described as living in the map instead of the territory, or eating the menu instead of the meal.

Yup, and european christian colonial straight white male conquerors/barbarians felt exactly the same way, and left a gaping hole in our understanding of human history by burning, destroying or censoring any artefacts that didn’t align with their ‘model’ of reality.