By David Futrelle
4Chan has a brand-new imaginary girlfriend, and she might look a little bit familiar to you. “Daisy Hogg” seems designed to win the hearts (and the pants-feelings) of the 4Chan demographic — she’s a young, slender hottie who loves guns, Trump, and owning the libs.
It doesn’t hurt, as far as 4Chan is concerned, that their new girl looks like she’s barely out of high school, if that, and that she enjoys posing in next-to-nothing, sometimes with assorted scary-looking guns as accessories.
The reason Daisy looks so familiar? Because this imaginary girlfriend is nothing more than a gender-swapped version of Parkland survivor and gun control advocate David Hogg, a figure almost universally loathed on the right.
Daisy was born last week after one inventive 4Chan anon thought to run some pictures of David Hogg through FaceApp’s female filter, transforming him instantly into a more-than-passable young woman — and a rather attractive one at that.
Other 4Chan anons went to work at once, photoshopping Daisy’s new face onto the bodies of bikini models, porn stars, and, in one case, Nancy Pelosi. Many anons can’t quite decide whether to mock David as Daisy, or whack off to her. For others. the decision hasn’t been hard, because something else has been.
Some of the anons who aren’t cranking it to Daisy are devoting their energy instead into photoshopping her into 4Chan’s horny, semi-ironic version of a patron saint — and chastising those who are “tainting” her purity with their lusts.
Not every anon is quite so agog. This being 4Chan, some have been quick to deride the fascination with David-as-Daisy as “gay” and, ahem, “n***er tier.” Meanwhile, more-paranoid anons are suggesting that the new meme is somehow an elaborate false-flag “psyop” designed to … well, I’m not quite sure what these guys think the memes are supposed to be doing to their poor brains.
So what does it all mean? A few anons have taken a shot at explaining the significance of this new meme. “David Hogg just announced that he intended to run for Congress,” writes one enthusiastic anon.
and now you’ve created a character more attractive, more meaningful, and more inspiring than he will ever be..
Do you even realize how brilliant you are sometimes? His face is going to end up listed by the ADL as a hate symbol and he will spend the rest of his life seeing his likeness used to promote second amendment rights and right-wing ideologies.
You sentenced him to a fate worse than obscurity.. You’ve eclipsed him with a shining star..
And that star is called Daisy-chan
I’m not quite so sure this meme is going to prove quite so potent outside the confines of 4Chan as it has within them. Even 4Channers struggle a bit trying to explain just what exactly this new meme actually means. I mean:
That’s about as close as any 4Chan Daisy-explainer I’ve seen has gotten to a coherent explanation, and it doesn’t make a lick of sense.
I think the meme is a lot more interesting psychologically than it is politically. It seems clear enough that one of the impulses behind this forced feminization of David Hogg is a desire to degrade a young man who many channers clearly see as intimidating. By “reducing” him to a woman, they don’t have to take his ideas as seriously; they can sexualize him, transforming him into a pliable “waifu” who adores them and parrots their opinions, serving much the same function that the fictional Vivian James did for GamerGate. Even their non-sexual fantasies about her are all about ownership, if not of her body than of her mind.
But the “forced feminization” element makes Daisy more complicated than Vivian ever was. For some, the fact that “Daisy” began as David is part of her appeal. 4Channers have long fetishized trans women — or at least sexy young “traps” — as pseudo-women without all the man-hating baggage of “real” women, happy to offer up their sexuality to nerdy dudes who don’t actually like “real” women all that much. Never mind that this is as much a fantasy as Daisy herself is.
What makes it all stranger is that the conventionally very attractive “Daisy” is clearly out of their league, and the channers know it. They’ve transformed a hated ideological foe into a woman who, if she existed in real life, wouldn’t give them the time of day. Doesn’t this suggest that perhaps David Hogg is a bit out of their league as well? Some anons have tried to suggest that Daisy’s attractiveness isn’t a function of David’s chiseled features and high cheekbones but rather a reflection of his inherent sissy-tude.
I think this is what’s known as “protesting too much.”
Outside of 4Chan, some are suggesting that the fetishization of Daisy is little more than a massive political self-own on the part of thirsty anons, as one widely shared tweet explained it:
https://twitter.com/MichaelEHayden/status/1034453814311563266
True, up to a point. But there is so much other stuff going on that we can’t really reduce it to a self-own. I’m not sure what to call it, exactly. But one thing is clear: it is 2018 as fuck.
NOTE: There have been a number of threads on Daisy over on 4Chan. The quotes and pics in this post all came from the thread archived here. I learned of the existence of Daisy from Hayden’s tweet above.
Creating gun-themed revenge porn of their political opponents, and then finding themselves attracted to their own creation… they really put the “pig” in “Pygmalion”!
@Redsilkphoenix
I’m relieved to find out I’m not the only person whose brain went there!
http://media.tumblr.com/74e91ec9a6e8571ade4580a5412afe91/tumblr_inline_n46d8mTKCs1qcxesa.gif
Like someone as attractive as “daisy” would give these thirsty anons anything more than a brief look of disgust and contempt.
I wouldn’t say I hate men, but goddamn are they embarrassing at times.
Also, wow. There’s a lot to unpack in these 4chan posts. Better to just set them on fire and walk away. Goddamn Freudian field day
@cyborgette
If trans-women didn’t hate men before, then 4chan is giving them a lot of good reasons too.
@Ooglyboogles
No, no, Jesus H Christ no, and I’m really sorry for leaving that impression!
@Jesalin, @PirateJenny
Please see above. Sorry, I really had no idea – I’ve never heard of TERFs using “trans women hate men too much” as an actual talking point.
I hope David is able to point and laugh at this latest channer meme/revenge porn. And then I hope he tells himself, “My haters are my motivators” and keeps on speaking out against gun violence.
I almost thought you were referring to our host 🙂
Well, this makes total sense. Hatred and lust are the exact same emotion for these guys.
2018 needs to go to its room and not come out until it can make better choices.
That’s messed up. That’s one of the vilest thing that they have done who isn’t a physical assault.
How does one embed gifs in the comments? Neither of my attempts have worked (I’m using a link to a tumblr post).
Does staring on in bemused apathy for a few seconds before shrugging and getting on with my day count as being “owned”?
If so, then mission accomplished, 4Chan.
Ewwwww – gross.
But I just Googled up David Hogg and he is 18. Not that that makes this right.
I suspect they’re just jealous of his awesome canthal tilt.
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OT cat poo update: we have taken up all the good persian rugs and we supplied a small carpet square. She was uninterested and found a small persian rug upstairs to poo on. She has impeccable tastes that cat. Only hand-knotted natural fibres for her.
As per someone here’s advice, we let her have that one (I bought it at a car boot sale for very cheap and it’s not my fave). We gradually moved it closer and closer to the litter box and it’s now folded inside the litter tray and that is working well – she has used the tray lined with hand-knotted natural fibres for the past several days. Next step is probably cutting up the rug so that smaller and smaller bits of it are present in the litter tray.
Thanks, y’all!
Oh, dream on, silly incels.
Out here in reality, “Daisy-chan” will be recognized, if anyone even acknowledges “her” at all, not as the embodiment of the “true” David Hogg OR as a “hate symbol”, but as a figment of your collective two-dot-elliptical, homerotic/homophobic, trans-fetishizing/transphobic, desperate and doomed-to-go-forever-unlaid misogynist gunwankery. No one will ever take “her,” or YOU, seriously. Because you’re the idiots who stole a cartoon frog and turned him into a Nazi idol, and thought that was clever.
David Hogg is just a cute, bright kid right now, but in a few years he’ll be a good-looking, accomplished young man. He’ll never lack for company. He’s going to scoop up all kinds of awards along the way, and why not? He’s already done more worthwhile things in his short life than anything you’ve ever thought of doing in all your mouth-breathing existence.
And while he’s moving on to ever bigger and better things, you’ll all be fishing through other people’s garbage cans for your next meal, muttering incoherently about Chad, Stacy, and Alek Minassian. Because that’s about all YOUR hive-mind is good for.
This entire fantasy rests on a whole bunch of shaky foundations, not least of which is the fact that people will have to recognize that “Daisy” is a feminized version of David Hogg.
The vast majority of people won’t, not without being told. I sure as hell didn’t.
Pro tip: if you have to explain your meme, it isn’t working.
I think that most people who identify as female, and who are older than 10 or 12 or so, are going to be wary of men who treat them as things instead of as people deserving respect. There seem to be a fair number of men who are like that, and it’s sometimes difficult to tell them apart from men who treat women like people; therefore, fear, hate and/or distrust of men in general on the part of people identifying as female.
This is what I took away from Cyborgette’s comment.
@Bina
Let’s please not.
Jesus, what a bunch of fucking losers.
@David:
Begging your pardon, sir, but: What brains?
@Handsome :Punkle Stan: Jack:
Erm, what? Why make a blank comment?
@Knitting Cat Lady:
@Aerinea
@Tovius:
I’m hoping for “what you find in Dwarf Fortress if you dig deep enough”, myself.
Then again, maybe that already happened … it would explain so much.
I don’t understand. Please help me understand. Please. Help. Me. To. Understand.
@ashent I’m puzzled too, but after some Googling I rather think you find a well, actually.
Sooner or later the Channers will go deep enough to encounter the Ender Dragon…
I… okay, I’m just gonna second everyone else who’s speechless.
Hey, y’all remember when we thought 2016 was weird ?