By David Futrelle
Sorry I haven’t been posting much lately. Been feeling like shit, and a resurgent sleep disorder has left me utterly wiped out most of the time for the last week or so. Doing my best to get a handle on it all.
In the meantime, here are some creepy pics of Trump and His Gang (both current and former members). Also consider this an open thread. (No trolls!)
And one last Trump, just for the hell of it.
Please take your time and take care of yourself!
Sleep disorders really knock you for six. I hope you can get that sorted soon.
Here’s an interesting story: How Russian bots used Mollie Tibbetts’ death to distract from Michael Cohen and Paul Manafort:
Russia’s sowing of discord could get people killed – in more than one way. Russian trolls ‘spreading discord’ over vaccine safety online:
When you turn people against vaccination, lives can be ruined, and lost.
My sympathies, having your sleep patterns shot to shit is debilitating as hell (and even if you manage to “catch up” on a few hours it doesn’t have the same desired effect if your circadian rhythms are getting involuntarily syncopated :-\)
Hope sleep gets to knit up the ravelled sleave of care for you soon (huh, I never knew that a sleave was a skein of thread until today). Please take care of yourself!
That one of Hannity looks like he’s watching a porno.
I have started vacation. A whole week’s worth of vacation. Mr. Parasol is also on vacation. I think the last time we were on vacation together was 2016. (Excluding federal holidays where we both just happened to be off work.)
Hope your woes end soon David.
I am on a new semester of college. Intermediate Financial Accounting and English. I don’t think I’ll fail at either but I still have my worries. Like how my folks are complaining that it’ll take me forever to graduate even though I’m trying to make sure I get A’s in both these classes.
My Escitalopram is working just fine. I even get a bunch of vivid dreams like working together with random strangers to solve crimes to becoming the CFO of a fortune 500 company. Bunch of random things but it’s certainly made my sleep much more entertaining.
Every time I see a picture of Manafort my first thought is, “wait, which Sopranos character is that?”
Feel better, David.
The dumpster-fire’s 1:00AM tweet
“NO OCCLUSION!! BIG DITCH FRONT!!!”
got some internet feedback
… waitaminnit, did I get that correct…?
🙂 🙂
@Gijoel
Find me a pic of Scammity that doesn’t look like he’s watching a porno. 😛
Sorry to hear, David. Rest up for as long as you need, and we will keep things going here.
@Gijoel,
*scrolls up to look again*
Not … a very good porno?
I will also use this open thread to complain (briefly, don’t worry) about the current state of Oz politics. We’ve just had a massive leadership spill, resulting in the sitting Prime Minister being ousted (no tears there), and replaced by a Pentecostal far-right-wing dude who once cuddled a lump of coal in Parliament (lots of tears). A third guy who was competing with him for the leadership is even worse (I mean, Lauren Southern loves him, so that’s all you need to know), so it’s a tiny consolation that he didn’t get in. Both of them have played a large role in locking up, torturing, and otherwise tormenting asylum-seekers.
Six Prime Ministers in eight years *sob*
Since this is a open thread this would be good place to ask if those who played on my minecraft realm are still interested in joining if I reopen it.
@Mish
If it wasn’t for the fact they’re literally ruining our country with their escapades, I’d say it was the best show in town. It was certainly entertaining watching Turnbull (the now ex-PM for those not in Oz) manipulate events to prevent Dutton (the conservative Christian member who is an ex-officer of the most corrupt police force in all of Australia) from becoming PM. He also managed to get a handy list of the traitors’ names by forcing Dutton and co to produce a petition before he would call a party meeting to allow a leadership spill. This was undoubtedly done to give the new PM (the coal-hugging dude) time to shore up support for ScoMo, since Turnbull knew he himself was gone, and to give the new PM a fighting chance of building a loyal team of ministers (in the US I think you would call those Secretaries? Except in Australia they have to be elected members of parliament, they can’t just be appointed by the PM).
But you’re right, Mish, it does suck. They should have forced Tony Abbott out of parliament when he was toppled as PM. He’s definitely been a wrecker, which he promised not to do. How anyone believes anything he says anymore is a total mystery to me. I’m trying to work out how I’ll teach my students about this period in history in 20 years time. I feel like they’re not going to believe me.
Feel better David. Things are getting hectic in politics and manosphere worlds both, so it’s no surprise that doing the blog might be tougher. You are allowed to recharge. We will be waiting for you whenever you’re ready, you know that <3
Wedding anniversary update.
Went out for Lebanese meal with family. Was greeted by 2 year old granddaughter with ‘Happy ‘ners’ry, granny’. Unsurprisingly, she was decked out in sparkly dress that I’d given her, star-sparkle cardy also from me and sequins on the toes of her little boots. Being nearly 3 years old, she’s well on the way to being fully toilet trained – as the whole cafe discovered when she returned with her mother from the loos announcing “I did a Poo! In the Toilet!” However, her efforts to get the whole table to sing along with her repeated renditions of The wheels on the bus didn’t get beyond mummy and granny.
The meal was great. Gorgeous little cushions of pita bread I’ve never seen before. And an invention of the chef (maybe copied from elsewhere but could be original) a Zoccaccia. A kind of cross between pizza and foccaccia with a divine topping-filling of chicken marinated with sumac and some other delectables. A five person platter of mezze with fairly predictable pink pickled turnip, hummus and all the rest of it, but really well done. There were ten of us so we had lots of other stuff as well. Then the sweets. Pistachios galore, honey or rosewater or orange syrup drenched goodies piled high along a couple of metres of counter + refrigerated cabinets – you could waste hours just deciding between-among baklava, syrup cakes, date-filled wotsits.
And the card from the kids? Addressed to the “most perfectly matched couple we know”. Along with a gigantic bunch of deep red roses, carnations and near-black kangaroo paws (40 years = ruby) with lacy white fillers and assorted greenery.
Great fun.
@Lucrece,
That reminded me: my students in one course are currently writing a report on the 2015 metadata legislation. The first few questions are basic, factual stuff before the complicated analysis kicks in. The third question is “What was the name of the Minister who introduced the bill to Parliament [Turnbull, obv]? What is their current portfolio and position?”
The plaintive emails have already begun. Poor things!
To paraphrase Philomena Cunk, I think future documentaries about current political affairs will just be news footage and ominous music.
ETA: Happy Anniversary mildlymagnificent!
@mildlymagnificent
That’s hands-down the most gorgeous anniversary I’ve ever heard of. You, your partner, and your family are blessed <3
On a far less happy topic, has anyone been following the accusations against Asia Argento? It's bad, really bad.
May the curse of David’s filter pictures befall each and every last one of these bastards.
Argh, sleep troubles.
Those SUCK.
I think I’ve had just about every variant there is.
And I’m the master of sleep hygiene.
Always amazes friends and colleagues what proper sleep hygiene entails. And that I can rattle off things that fast from memory.
Happy anniversary, @mildlymagnificent! That sounds really lovely 🙂
re Oz politics – there was a news item on TV here in Blighty last night where they interviewed an Australian journalist (unfortunately I didn’t catch his name) to get a kind of potted-summary-for-a-non-Australian-audience. The whole thing treated the subject seriously, of course. Then just at the end he looked into the camera, very deadpan (it was the delivery. Just something about the way he said it) and laconically added “we have a saying here in Australia, when we get a new Prime Minister it’s a good time to change the batteries in your smoke alarm. Because it’s probably been about twelve months.”
@Gijoel:
How do you know which one’s Hannity? They’re not labeled and the filenames are things like “f8t9607g8p9hujo.png”.
Or do they all look like they’re watching pornos?
@Ooglyboggles:
What is that, a transition drug? If I may ask.
@Fabe:
There still isn’t any way to legally play Minecraft for free, is there?
Happy anniversary, Mildly Magnificent. It sounds magnificent! All the best to you both for many more.
David take care of yourself. Sleep is such a pain! Hope you are better soon.
For all those who have snickered at those who brag that their semen is “liquid gold”:
https://aeon.co/essays/the-idea-that-sperm-race-to-the-egg-is-just-another-macho-myth
@Victorious Parasol:
The cynic in me expects that the impact of this article on the wider society will range somewhere from “none” to “reduces the sexist myth of the passive female lying back and thinking of England, with the chief beneficiary rival being the sexist myth of women as the sexual gatekeepers”.
@VP:
*Record scratch* Wait, what?
I love the idea that he had tiny trousers made for frogs. And taffeta! Nothing but the best for his frogs! And then he had to somehow wrestle these tiny britches onto the ungrateful croakers. For science!