Worst. Pickup. Line. Ever. (Courtesy of Jordan Peterson)

They talk endlessly about its preciousness, and compare it with gold.

Not just gold. Liquid fucking gold!

For those who are unfamiliar with the infamous rant
https://www.wehuntedthemammoth.com/2013/09/04/pickup-artist-my-seed-is-liquid-gold-and-i-dont-give-it-out-like-its-god-damn-tap-water/

I recommend that everyone read the whole thing, but here are my favorite excerpts

My salty essence and genetic code is a gift from my father, and his father, and his father, and on it goes. Its the sticky genetic code of self-sufficient men who have protected and provided for family, women and children. Its the haplogroup of men who built civilization. I have the genetic lineage of warriors, business owners, firefighters, blacksmiths, farmers, herders, poets, politicians, soldiers, artists and even chefs. Hard jobs that help build the world, thinking jobs that help build a culture, they’ve all been done by men in my bloodline. My ceiling for accomplishment is limitless.

If it lands on your face, chest or back, consider it raindrops from heaven, a rope of Holy Yogurt.

If you are lucky enough to get it in your mouth, savor it like the nourishing nectar of the Gods.

If I shoot it inside you consider it the greatest compliment of all. You will feel an immediate buzz.

My jizz is to women what Walter White’s pure blue meth is to junkies.

You’ll take my seed, sweetly tell me “thank you sir” and buzz with happy feminine energy for the next day while you iron my fine shirts and indulge in memories of me.

So up here in Canadaland, local top secret file forgetter Maxime Bernier has decided to play dog whistle games about Canada’s multiculturalism, calling various stories about removal of a Sir John A. Macdonald statue in Victoria and the renaming of a park in Winnipeg to fearmonger about “extreme multiculturalism” in a series of tweets.

The timing of this is curious as it’s just causing problems for the Conservative Party on the eve of their platform convention. If I were a cynic, I’d imagine it was Bernier trying to boost himself in the party while challenging Scheer’s leadership in a race he placed second in. However, it has certainly earned a harsh rebuke from Liberal and NDP officials, as well as some former Tory stalwarts like Tony Clement.

I know wading into comment sections is a mistake, but they offer a glimpse into what is justifying the sentiment and the Tory base really do believe there’s some kind of migrant “crisis” caused by the recent arrivals from the US. And I can only blame both the right-wing media for that perception, along with the Trudeau government for mishandling refugee accommodations. StatsCan reports that more asylum seekers arrived in Canada in previous years, almost 10,000 more in 2008 than arrived last year. Yet it didn’t get the breathless reporting about a “crisis.”

Trudeau’s failures on this portfolio only make the other half of this dog-whistle all the more absurd: that Trudeau is some kind of ultra-leftist bent on destroying the fabric of Canadian society with an flux of scary honour-killing Muslims! Boogily boogily! Bernier targeted Trudeau specifically, invoking the same fears of “barbaric cultural practices” that Kellie Leitch invoked when she ran for Conservative leader, positioning the Conservative Party as some kind of vanguard for women and the LGBT community in contrast with perceived antiquated attitudes to those groups on the part of religious fundamentalists, which rings incredibly hollow in the wake of reports that abortion will be on the table for the Tory platform convention and Doug Ford’s rollback of LGBT inclusion in the sex ed curriculum. It’s like they can’t face the fact that they actually have more in common with Muslim fundamentalists than they do with Canadian secular pluralism and just hope the fear of brown people is enough that their base won’t notice.

The Conservative Party is just becoming the Republican Party a little more every day. Been doing so since the Reform merger, but now it’s coming to a head. Trudeau really needs to get his shit together if he’s going to put this nonsense to bed before 2019. I just worry his tepid centrism might not be enough.

Buttercup:

You know how RedPillers are always saying “you can’t fuck a diploma”?

Well, you can, but you wouldn’t want it on your wall afterwards.

Sarumangry’s dramatic reading of the “liquid fucking gold” rant is still one of the greatest things I’ve heard on the Internet.

@rubyogi,

We have a cat who came to us as a stray who refused the box and would only poop on wool rugs (not on the artificial ones) so we bought a piece of wool carpeting and put it in a litter box. Did the trick. The peeing is a completely different and unfortunate issue.

Every time i see Stephan Molyneux i just want to run directly into a wall.

Ah, Aretha. Thanks for increasing the quality of life on this planet for a little while. RIP

@ wwth;

yeah, that rant…. and all the rants about bloodline…. As a mammotheer a while back so eloquently wrote…”If my proudest accomplishment was my white skin… I wouldn’t brag….”

“My great-great grandfather built the Eiffel Tower! You should be proud of ME for that!!!”

I have the genetic lineage of warriors, business owners, firefighters, blacksmiths, farmers, herders, poets, politicians, soldiers, artists and even chefs

My paternal heritage includes a guy who stowed away on a boat to get to the U.S. from Ireland… and illegally immigrated… does that count for anything?

E.T.A. Shermer… “Skeptics” don’t talk much about the problematic issue of patriarchy in the ideas they rail against… cuz inside, too many of them are entitled pigs

Once something smells like “this is where I go”, it is toilet forever.

That’s my experience, too. I will suggest that when the cat shits on the rug again, don’t just throw the poop away. Instead, place it in the litter box. Then, every now and again, pick up your cat and place her in front of the litter box. Make it clear where it is and what it smells like.

Basically, you have to train your cat the same way you would if it was a kitten. If she’s used to pooping outside, setting up a litter box won’t automatically help, because she probably has no idea what it’s for. Rug or litter box; it’s all the same to a cat.

“Noice” makes me think of Brooklyn Nine-Nine and The Good Place.

I was in WH Smith’s yesterday and was horrified to see a book by Mr Peterson on the top 40 best seller list. Holy crap, I thought this was just Reddit nonsense, I didn’t think people were actually buying it. Strike me horrified.

Why not let them read it? If he is as wrong as you say then he will discredit himself.

@London Pilgrim

Why not let me throw up in your swimming pool? We’ll let a bunch of people who hate you and don’t ever have to swim in the pool vote on how clean it needs to be. Water, barf: both are equally valid.

Oh, and if you get sick, it’s because you took the bacteria out of context.

@ miss cobalt

I like that “use liberally” label. I’m tempted to leave a bottle in the shower and see what happens when I have guests.

Having said that I’d quite fancy having a ‘natural lion essence’ myself. It can’t be any worse than Aramis.