By David Futrelle
Ladies! If you hear an eerie voice coming from your attic, moaning endlessly about “looksmatches” and the evils of “femoids” it might just be the ghost of an incel who’s still mad that you called him a creep for relentlessly staring at your boobs in history class.
Here’s a dude on the Incels.me forum explaining to his fellow incels how they can keep creeping women out even after they’re dead:
This guy could be a troll — his entire career on Incels.me only lasted a day — but hey, his theory makes more sense than most of the crap posted on that site in all seriousness.
That’s supposed to be comforting? “Don’t worry, when you die, you can go haunt young women, and they’ll ignore you just as much as they did when you were alive” doesn’t sound very comforting.
Not that these guys deserve comfort, but still…
John Constantine: (Epic eyeroll, sarcastic Liverpudlian comment)
Seems like a weird sort of ‘Kicked The Bucket’ list.
Wasn’t that basically just a recap of the plot of Ghostbusters III?
Well, from the look she’s giving his wrists she’s clearly unimpressed.
I can’t help thinking how much more peaceful it would be if all the incels (and mgtows and mras and associated assorted oxygen-thieves) decided that ghosting was the way to go …
The idea of an 18 year old incel really compounds the absurdity of the concept. Plenty of people don’t start dating and/or havimg sex until after age 18. It isn’t unusual for 18 year olds to be celibate. Then again, I guess the whole concept of the incel is to take normal experiences dry spells or difficulty connecting with people and apply several layers of resentment, entitlement, and toxicity.
It can be hard to tell the difference between spirituality and gullibility a lot of the time.
Stalking, haunting: same skill set.
So even after death an incel can make sure that someone — a female someone — pays the price for his own shortcomings.
If this guy is serious, and his plan “works”, I hereby offer my services as an exorcist.
I also foresee a run on black candles, conveniently pre-inscribed with “Fuck Off, Incel Ghost”.
When I die, I’m going to haunt incels. But I’m going to just hang around them without giving them ghost on human sex. It’ll be the ultimate friendzoning. I’ll live in the homes they pay for, not pay rent, because ghosts can’t get jobs and don’t qualify for unemployment, and then refuse to be their dead girlfriend. I might even interfere with their electronics so they can’t post on incel sites!
I Googled “feminist ghost” and sadly, most of what came up was rants about the Ghostbusters reboot, but I did find this
Kinda cute.
This was one of things that came up when I Googled “incel ghost”
Fitting.
coincidentally, I recently joined a local paranormal investigation club*. you here will be the first to know if unseen prescences start doing me unsolicited favors and trying to leverage it into a sense of obligation to repay.
* I don’t believe in the paranormal, but they visit interesting local historical sites and running around an off-season haunted hotel with a bunch of gear in the middle of the night just sounds fun I dunno.
You can’t fool me, David; that header image is clearly dasharez0ne’s ADMIN, caught mid-apology.
Not a very responsible use of the afterlife.
This guy doesn’t know about Incubii.
The Afterlife, first Incel thread there: Mogged by Incubii. Repeated on Afterlife PUA forums: Mogged by Incubii? How to hold frame.
MRAs: The Incubii have too many rights, what about Ghost Rights!? Alimony! Child support! Why should I support an Incubii baby!? Satan favors the females!
Satan IS female!
We knew this all along!
I studied The Ancient Mythos (and various stuff on the internet) for THIS? Where are my Ghost Virgins!?
YOU PEOPLE! Backed out on the deal! For starters we need to address this Incubii issue. I was told that this would be MY Afterlife!!!
@Surplus to Requirements:
Speakingof Ghostbusters: is it just me, or is this very much the sort of plan that Rowan from Ghostbusters 2016 would’ve come up with?
@Z&T: You realize that the afterlife is also going to contain victims of incel violence…
Just as I always suspected: you can take it with you, if “it” is a grudge.
Yeah wtf man. I and many others (I heard about %50 of people are sexually active by that age) hadn’t had sex at 18 and did not fantasize about haunting people, or any of horrible things that incels fantasize about. I mean geez at least wait for one year of young adulthood when a huge percentage of people will have their first sexual encounter. I guess it’s never too early to be resentful and petty.
you mean “ghost chads?” I guess the poor incels get friendzoned even in the afterlife.
Even as ghosts, they’re getting ghosted.
If he happens by, I’ll make sure to fart in his general direction.
If there is an afterlife, which I seriously doubt, I’d be more invested in meeting with people I love who passed on and cheering up abandoned pets. I’d be a lousy ghost – no intention of revenge, hatred, or haunting.
…. Who knows, I’ve recently read about a woman claiming she had sex with over 20 ghosts. Maybe he’ll get laid when he’s no longer visible….
Nah.
You do this, and you know who we’re going to call.