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Today’s completely inexplicable MGTOW meme involves a tube of gynocentrism

Er, what?

By David Futrelle

Well, it’s a good thing they labeled everything because otherwise I would be completely confused! Just kidding, I’m still completely confused by the meme above, which I found on a MGTOW Facebook page.

Any ideas?

This one is nearly as ridiculous, and basically fails utterly as a meme,  but at least it’s more-or-less comprehensible.

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Nequam
Nequam
2 years ago

Some kind of poorly-thought-out masturbation joke?

Traci Morrissette
Traci Morrissette
2 years ago

Feminism is going to cover men in Gynocentrism is probably it.

weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee

Ooh. I missed incomprehensible MGTOW meme posts!

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My guess is that it’s trying to say that feminism claims to be about equality but really, we’re out to cover men with gynocracy.

b
b
2 years ago

maybe gynocentrism makes men wear lotion like women, therefore utterly destroying their hardcore masculinity? you can’t be manly if you have soft hands apparently.

Ali Bo Bali
Ali Bo Bali
2 years ago

Hm. Ok, I’ll take a crack at interpreting the maker’s meaning here.

“Feminism is squeezing out gynocentrism all over men.”

Er. That’s fine as a description of what’s happening in the image, but it doesn’t start to explain the point.

I give up.

weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee

I decided to spend a minute looking up some MGTOW memes too.

Just a reminder that yes, they are part of the alt-right

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/248/085/8a6.jpg

Now they suddenly feel bad for Brad Pitt?

https://std1.bebee.com/br/pb/113292/9b78c949/900

Why did they pick such a smiley happy guy to represent the victim of an all female murder gang?

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Wow. Who knew orangutans were so picky?

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I’m not clear what’s even going on here. I’m sure it’s about how horrible it is that men pay on dates sometimes or something. But there’s no men in the picture so why shouldn’t I think the women just paid their own tab?

https://std1.bebee.com/br/pb/113292/f948cb74/900

AJ likes Apple Juice
AJ likes Apple Juice
2 years ago

I wrongly assumed this was another dumb thing they came up with and googled it. Learned something today, ‘The term gynocentrism has been in use since at least 1897 when it appeared in The Open Court stating that Continental Europeans view Americans “as suffering rather from gynocentrism than anthropocentrism.” In 1914, author George A. Birmingham stated that “American social life seems to me gynocentric. It is arranged with a view to the convenience and delight of women. Men come in where and how they can.”‘

Hmm, yes, 1914 America where men were second class citizens. Six friggin’ years before women could even vote. Kind of hard to imagine that with the onset of World War I, that’s what had this dude worked up.

Iseult The Idle
Iseult The Idle
2 years ago

Do they not understand how soft gynocentrism makes your hands?

weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee

Oh yes. I remember that now. The MGTOWs thought the alt-right were bad for wanting to breed with white women and the alt-right thought the MGTOW were bad for white genociding by not breeding with white women? Something along those lines? I feel like they’ve started to blend together since Trump rolled into DC though.

Bina
2 years ago

Gynocentrism: The packaging won’t impress you, but it WILL make your hands nice and soft and get rid of all those hangnails you like to blame on feminists! Thanks, Gynocentrism!

(This is my educated guess, and I’m sticking by it.)

Sophist
Sophist
2 years ago

It puts the gynocentrism on its skin or else it gets the friend zone again.

Kat, ambassador of the feminist government in exile
Kat, ambassador of the feminist government in exile
2 years ago

Gynocentrism means that for sexual release a manospherian is forced to masturbate (by himself).

This is in stark contrast to what he would like to do: masturbate into a Hot Babe (HB) — ranked by men as 8 out of 10 or greater only, please! It goes almost without saying that this HB 8+ would have to be lured into his presence without any effort on his part.

Although this should not be too much for a man to ask — remember that men hunted the woolly mammoth for ladies and invented the toothpaste tube and throw down their cloaks so that ladies’ little feet never have to touch wet ground — apparently it is.

These are the times we live in, people. The president of the USA is imprisoning babies. The first lady doesn’t care. Life on planet Earth might be facing collapse. And — much more tragic — many manospherians cannot get sex. Not from another human being (unless money is involved).

It’s almost enough to make this feminist feel a slight stirring of pity in her cold, cold heart.

Lunetta
Lunetta
2 years ago

It puts the gynocentrism on its skin or else it gets the friend zone again

Hahahahahaha!

Kereea
Kereea
2 years ago

Hm, let’s look into this in an overly detailed way.

Perhaps the tube is supposed to be some kind of medical cream, and a reference to the “drugging” abilities of our evil hypnotic vaginas?

Or perhaps it is a disposable hotel tube of shampoo, and men are being warned that while they think its handy to have around you’re never really going to remember to take it on a trip with you and it’ll just clutter up the back of your cabinet.

Perhaps it is meant to be lotion, and there’s some “gynocentism is the new masturbation, urg, how awful” going on?

Or perhaps, because the tube is TEAL which rhymes with SEAL they’re indicating that gynocentrism has the SJW Seal of Apporval! My gosh, it all makes sense!

Lol, nope. But I can have fun trying.

Buttercup Q. Skullpants
Buttercup Q. Skullpants
2 years ago

I think the guy in the photo is about to get busy with MS Paint and a whole bunch of red arrows.

Gynocentrism:: prevents penile chafing, causes memes.

pitshade
pitshade
2 years ago

Gynocentrism is the medium for spreading Feminism to Men. That would be my take, but it took too much pondering to reach that point. If a picture is supposed to be worth a thousand words, those words shouldn’t be WARGARBLE. The entire point of these images it to quickly convey ideas, not to some sort of riddle. Even if the ideas are muddled, the images should be clear.

tim gueguen
2 years ago

I wonder if it isn’t supposed to be a reference to anal sex, gynocentrism being the lube. Because no “true man” would want to be the recipient of anal sex.

TreePerson
TreePerson
2 years ago

I went to our local pride fest yesterday and marched in our parade,
the signs our five or so nazi protesters had were just black marker on white foam core with zero artistic effort and were hard to read.

Its like the right just can not art or even form coherent messages.

Yutolia
Yutolia
2 years ago

Maybe by gynocentrism turns men into creamy mush?

Whatever it is…. these memes really demonstrate just how convoluted these guys’ thought processes are.

Robert
Robert
2 years ago

TreePerson, that reminded me. Decades ago, marching in the Pride parade, our youth contingent noticed the Turn or Burn godbothering counterprotestors up ahead. As we passed, we turned to face them and chanted, ‘Our graphic design is better than your graphic design!’. They were satisfyingly nonplussed.

Surplus to Requirements, Observer of the Vast Blight-Wing Enstupidation
Surplus to Requirements, Observer of the Vast Blight-Wing Enstupidation
2 years ago

Begging your pardon, Yutolia, but: What thought processes?

Dormousing_it
Dormousing_it
2 years ago

I think the meme at the top is simply stating that feminism is blanketing men with gynocentricism. Yes, it’s a shitty meme, in more ways than one. Traci Morrissette up above covered it.

I don’t look for any kind of subtlety or competence from these guys.

Bonnie Hower
Bonnie Hower
2 years ago

I don’t know, but I think the ‘(tube)’ must be key to understanding this, seeing as how the meme maker deemed it necessary to add.

Yutolia
Yutolia
2 years ago

Good point, Surplus!

TreePerson
TreePerson
2 years ago

@Robert
There actually was a lone street preacher later down the route,
he had like a microphone hooked up to a boombox but he was impossible to understand even with the amplification from across four lanes and a median full of cheering lgbtq+ supporters,
all in all this years homophobes were utterly pathetic and full of fail.

Last year we got one of those out of town evangelical groups their graphic design was better then the nazis’ but was lazy and loud photoshop tier at best but was had to file through them for some god damn reason to get into pride fest.

Matt
Matt
2 years ago

It’s pretty simple. MGTOWs secretly want feminists to “cream” them with their giant “tubes”. It’s always some weird psycho sexual hangup with these guys. They’d be a lot happier if they just owned their kinks.

Moggie
Moggie
2 years ago

Whenever I see memes like this, I ask myself “how can they be so bad at this?” But here’s the brilliant writer N.K.Jemisin with a worthwhile twitter thread about “why bigots are bad at things”:

https://twitter.com/nkjemisin/status/1010980090577084416

Faygeleh
Faygeleh
2 years ago

since i didn’t see it in the other comments, my first thought is that it’s a reference to silence of the lambs. the whole, it rubs the lotion on it’s skin thing. so feminism is forcing men to lather themselves with gynocracy.

Scildfreja Unnyðnes
Scildfreja Unnyðnes
2 years ago

It’s dumb, but I don’t think it’s too complicated.

“Feminism makes you soft”

Fishy Goat
Fishy Goat
2 years ago

Because no “true man” would want to be the recipient of anal sex.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!

*zips mouth shut to avoid spilling TMI all over the blog*

Surplus to Requirements, Observer of the Vast Blight-Wing Enstupidation
Surplus to Requirements, Observer of the Vast Blight-Wing Enstupidation
2 years ago

They say that like “soft” is a bad thing.

Moggie
Moggie
2 years ago

Scildfreja:

“Feminism makes you soft”

It wasn’t always thus. I remember those TV ads for washing up liquid, back when I was a kid.

Scene: kitchen, day. MOTHER is working at sink, and hands something to CHILD, who is faffing around nearby. There is no sign of FATHER, who is off somewhere doing MANLY SHIT.

Child: Mummy, why are your hands so soft?
Mother: It’s because I do all this washing up – by hand, of course, because dishwashing machines aren’t a thing yet. And Fairy Liquid is so gentle, the suds are basically a beauty treatment, when you think about it.

Jingle plays: Now hands that do dishes can feel soft as your face, with mild green Fairy Liquid!

The message was pretty much that patriarchy is good for women, dermatologically speaking. But now we know better.

(A)utonomous (E)scapist
(A)utonomous (E)scapist
2 years ago

It’s because to them, wimminz are creamy tubes, gynocentrism is focused on said tubes, and feminists weaponize this for fun and profit?

The Right can’t meme applies, I guess?

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weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee | June 23, 2018 at 6:40 pm
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Hold up. Lemme see if I can get this straight. So, according to Miggies, the problems with dating (as a 20 something man) are:

– “Girls” that listen to music they don’t like (Lana Del Ray apparently. No one tell them about Marina and the Diamonds! If they get to “How to be a Heartbreaker” they’ll flip their shit!) and posting memes they don’t like

– “Girls” that like to read their horoscopes, i.e. participate in things they personally don’t care for or believe in, regardless of their own level of belief in it. (Let’s face it, the poor dudes all think we ALL take it seriously, regardless of what it actually says.)

– “Girls” who are suffering from mental illnesses and need help. (But don’t they claim to care about men being suicidal and “emotionally unstable”???)

– “Feminists”, AKA their personal boogey(wo)men for everything from “I can’t get laid” to “global conspiracy to make cishet white dudes actually face charges for rape”.

– And girls who like pizza and naps. (FAAAAAAAT!)

No wonder they don’t think they should date, that covers a lot of women. Oh, wait, “girls”.

Because 20 something men are dating people who aren’t legal yet apparently?

AuntieMame Redux
AuntieMame Redux
2 years ago

My first thoughts on this.

There is the clear masturbation reference what with the tube and the hands. But the tube makes you think of medicine or ointment rather than lotion.

So, could it be that feminism forces these alpha in waiting men to masturbate using an estrogenic lotion made up of ground up soyboys and cucks? Thus also robbing the alpha migtoes of their manliness? Which is the goal of feminism because feminism is ALL about the men.

I’m trying to be a little bit funny, but no kidding that is my interpretation of what they’re trying to get across based on the picture and what I know of their…..erm….philosophy?